Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
24 Apr 2003 unimportant Since I could comprehend death and suicide I have wanted to die, perhaps because what follows can only be better than what is for me. I have since I was about 8 or 9 had an illness which doctors have not been able to determine, add to this the fact I have premature grey hair at 8-9 years old. I'm now 17, virtually top of the class of any college course I do, I get a job after the first day trial and people who know me like me. But every year the pain gets that much worse and the cure that further away. The illness means I am in constant pain but at a low level, to you it would feel like indigestion all the time, but at least once a week I'll be in so much pain i'll black out for a few minutes and i'll be in that pain for hours.

The symptoms are a high fever terrible stomach pains, migraine, high nausea and a variety of smaller problems. But of all my desire to die I have never even tried. I hear the cries for help of other people on this site and their problems seem like a dream compared to the hell that life is for me. I would be happier even if I just knew the name of my illness but of all the tests, check-ups and inspections all they can give me are some pain killers that don't work, some jokes that don't make me laugh and some time to cry in silence.

Don't pity me i'm already dead.
23 Apr 2003 J bullet to the fuckin head
23 Apr 2003 Monique Dearest Dan, judging from your suicide suggestion you are a man that likes to elaborate on his non-existent "female" experiences. You are fooling no one, the fact that you try to make yourself look cool by calling women "whores" is about as bigger insult that you pretending a woman would even dare look at you ugly little face. Please do not insult the female kind by calling us "whores" and please do not try and fool everyone by making them think you've ever slept with a girl because we can ALL tell your dick has probably only ever seen YOUR HAND
23 Apr 2003 AngelicWhore Tylenol does not work, I just got really sick and puked for about a week.Try stabbing urself w/ a fork and sprinkle some rat poison afterwards.
23 Apr 2003 amber im just so depressed. there is a lot of shit going on in my life and i feel like my life is worth nothing anymore so i tried to kill myself like cutting my wrists and then ODing on pills but none of it worked, i just want to die. help!!
23 Apr 2003 Monique If anybody here is From New Zealand, we have the highest suicide rate in the western world, this is mainly due to the fact most young NZ citizen are either drunk or tripping off some chemical substance whilst they do it. If one wants to commit suicide they best come to New Zealand.
I myself love New Zealand because we are the safest and cleanest place in the world but needless to say many pathetic people, for example-the person who wrote things about sleeping with 5 whores to die, are the sorts of people in New Zealand who kill themselves because they lay in bed watching too much porn because that is as far as they will ever get to the real thing. Sad, sad, sad!

To the young person who has stumbled upon this website trying to find a way to kill themselves I will tell you this out of my own experience, DO NOT attempt anything because (a) your life is not that bad, you are just being a whiny, self abosorbed teenager who has a bad case of "SELF CENTERED-ATTENTION SEEKERS SYNDROM" and (b) when you are over this phase you'll then think back to your attempts of suicide and feel like such a dick you'll blush even when by yourself and (c) in the time you took to read this over 1000 people died in the world and NOT by choice, you killing yourself is making a mockery of their deaths.
22 Apr 2003 meg arite listen, im only 12 and already attempted suicide multiple times. I slit my wrists horrbily at least 5 times, and over dosed about 10. The only real over dose ive ever had happened not long ago... i took a whole bottle of advil, people i didnt even know cried as well as my very best friends who nearly blamed themselves to death. an entire 360 pills i swallowed, its a wonder i lived. Doctors say that i had 15% chance of living but somehow i pulled thru. Listen if you're thinking about suicide think about this if you have friends what would they do? would they kill themsleves too? be miserable for the rest of their lives? and if you dont have friends, think about the future when your finally free of school, parents, people u hate. you can finally go out there and find people like you and do whatever you wanna do for the rest of your life. When you're older you'll be around new people they wont know your lonely past, a fresh start over.... just think about it
22 Apr 2003 nick basically all you pre-teens get a gun a bullet a bottle of bacardi and if you don't drink then start, take the bullet put it in your magnum n drink half of the botlle n let your life die away
22 Apr 2003 Sean I would like to end it. I'm 29 and in debt up to eyes, have no job and a girl friend that's about to leave, I seem to bugger everything up I do, so time to checkout early... can anyone help me..???
21 Apr 2003 amanda lang throwing yourself dramatically in front of a moving train or tying yourself to the tracks
20 Apr 2003 chloe hi, i'm 14 and i have serious problems, i cut myself and try to kill myself, when people find out they just call me stupid or tell me i'm looking for attention, people need to realize it isn't funny saying these things to people, cause it makes us a lot more worked up and the stress of it all makes us to do it more so please learn from it.

what i think to be the cause of self harm and trying to kill oneself:
1) people constantly moaning at the person who is down
3) skool bullies
5) people not realizing when they should stop
6)people not realizing what's up

good way to kill oneself would be, secretly cut your arms, let them get bad, wear jumpers all the time, then one day tie nottys all around both your arms and stab knifes in.
thank you and good night
19 Apr 2003 Lucy Cortina Life as a teenage SSSS spy agent is sure tough work. Maintaining ones breasts in itself is a big (boob) job. As I was getting ready for my latest mission, my tiny tot sister ran into my room laughing "Lalalalala I'm a Minogue!!" She had been listening to Kylie, of course.
She then begged me to take her "out dancing". I said no, I'm busy. She then said she wanted to come on my mission with me. Just as I was lifting my heavy-weight new rubber strengthened bra, she yanked it from my hands, the little mite, and ran off with it. So I pursued, my boobs shaking and wobbling side to side all through the house. I expect the neighbours got a nice surprise seeing my bosoms bobbling about like that. They probably think my parents run a part-time nudist camp as well as Breast HQ. My sister ran into the bathroom, and held the bra dangerously over the toilet pan.
"Me come", she said. I had no time to negotiate so.... I lied.
"Look sissy, Mr Piggles is going for a fly in the garden!"
"Where? Me see, me see!!!" she screamed. She dropped the bra, which thankfully landed with a sharp thud on the bathroom floor.
I grabbed it and ran off to my room, where thankfully my Danny had parked the new SSSS Cortina Mobile a few minutes earlier.
My sister thinks Mr Piggles is our neighbour. Sadly, the only truth to that is our neighbours hidous facial features.
Do expect my sister to enter this website by the age of 13. I don't think it will even take that long before she wants to discuss suicide. Just look at what hell members of the Cortina family are put through...
19 Apr 2003 dDan Have sex with five whores a day. In two weeks you'll have every single konwn STD and might have even developed some undiscovered ones! :-O Now you'll die happy AND you'll have a disease named after you.
19 Apr 2003 cat killer mincing yourself to death
19 Apr 2003 Toine jump from a big building and fly the longest you can
18 Apr 2003 The otherside Im here to WARN you !

18 Apr 2003 Monster Mash Well fuck Me !
What a site !
Truth, most do not want to kill themselves, just want to threaten others and even themself, some go thru with it and Id say its usually an oops when they accomplish it !
Keep expressing yerself, get louder about it, tell people even though they do not want to hear it, fuckem, tell'em anyway !
Thats yelling fer help, I did it, when I was 13, Im now 37, so I guess it some how worked, hang on to yer ass, learn shit, killing yerself shit may never leave your mind but the seriousness of the thought will, your mind is a fucked up place to live, its where all evil begins !
Point is loosen up on how serious you take your own thoughts, keep talking to people, write the shit down, read some info on it, dig thru web sites, go to the book store, you may actuslly find a bit of humor in it all, you may find your a bit more powerful than your comittee up stairs (yer mind and the shit you think ) believe it or not most people have sick weird shit in there head as you might, some know how to ignore and deal with it, some have done shit in there child hood that burns in there mind and feel condemd to there mind, and listen/believe how they are screwed and there is know one one to discuss this with and they are simply fucked, doomed, well these like myself are the ones that need to work abit at it and really its not work at all, its simply learning or discovering, opening that fucking contraption up for possibly finding some info that could make some sense out of what it is I have been through or going through and why I feel like I want to die !
What the hell do you got to loose other than possibly yer damn life.
Thats what I did, and Im still here, life certainly has its very sucky moments and at times I wonder what the hell ! However I get thru it, I learn things to do to get thru it, sometimes I just sleep, may even get drunk or rent a movie, I do keep reading up on stuff that makes sense to me, that gives me help an upper edge on this commitee in my mind, fuck them Im in charge, not them !
Sounds nuts but hey do some reading and you may find its no so unusual!
18 Apr 2003 Ling Death brings no solutions but only sorrows and hurt to people who loves you. It only shows your selfishness and ignorance. Never make a decision when you are at the lowest of your life. It is always rash and makes you regret. Step back from your life and look as a bystander. Are all the problems bothering you really that big a problem? studies? relationship problems? confidence? family? Before you chose death, give yourself time do one thing you always wanted to do and never have the guts or chance to do it. After all you are going to die, nothing should stop you. When all hopes left you, you have no expectations, no fears, no disappointment, no pain, no hurt, no tears.
17 Apr 2003 Felicia The Hollow Chocolate Bunny

There’s the chocolate bunny,
sitting on the shelf,
looking oh so yummy,
I laugh in spite myself.

The box is oh so yellow,
wrapped in cellophane.
With lips curled up to eat them,
I felt a hunger pain.

Diet, oh forget it!
I wallow in my shame,
I stare at my protruding mass,
I think that I am game.

Monkeys eat bananas.
Horses eat just hay.
Humans eat just anything,
and find there’s hell to pay.

Screw the resolution,
I’ll exercise tomorrow,
My calorie intake,
Ole Billy’s bike I’ll borrow.

Lucy and her boobies,
The boys stare as we state,
I’ll think I’ll cook some chicken
and just use "Shake and Bake".

Forget about the chocolate.
My willpower's just bad.
I ate the chocolate bunny,
It’s the best I ever had.

Happy Easter all you folks,
Boil eggs, have fun,
Color them real carefully,
And dry them when they’re done.

The End

Don’t forget to indulge on that chocolate hollow bunny, and promise me you’ll eat the ears first.
...Because that’s the best part.

To all my friends at who celebrate or don't celebrate Easter.
The ones who don't...
think of all the candy.
17 Apr 2003 Lucy Cortina Yeah I have been offered this website. Appealing to my greed of this site is something Mouchette knows will work :)
Alas, I am too busy with mundane activities like living and powdering my breasts to bother running a site like this. And my SSSS missions do take up a lot of time, it is by no means easy tracking down Britney's breasts. I know I know, they ARE big, but at the time my fat neighbour had stood up and his huge ass had covered the moon.
Just wait. I'll save Britney's career. yes, we have produced the world's first voice implants! Britney is going to be able to sing pretty soon, so grab those earmuffs....

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