Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
21 May 2003 Lucy Cortina Wow, I thought I was crazy. This week I was done for shoplifting panties and bras, so I get pissed on a secret stash of vodka and spend the night on a park bench thinking how crazy I am.
Then I come back to this den of naughtiness. And my actions pale into nothingness. Oh well..
21 May 2003 Felicia is dilly dallying Absent Minded me.

Ravishing through a tinker box full of sots I encounted an item that I have long forgotten... a box of macaroni with boobie shapes, weenies, and tiny butts. (No kidding!) And there will little bugs embedded on them. Ewwwwk! Gross! As I decided to toss them, into the garbage can they went. As I sashayed upstairs into the swimming pool, there were bugs, mosquitoes mind you everywhere! I screeched again as the varmints floated against the surface, awaiting to suck me dry. The heat beamed on the ground making the concrete hot to walk on. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! As I skimmied down the stairs, like a scittish waif, away from the bugs and the rays in the background, Elton John's song "The Bitch is back" was lingering in the soundwaves of a small, small radio. Thank God for MP3's, I didn't need to change a song. My player played on a remote through an FM transmitter. Thank God for this neat technology.
Through the hot torrid heat of my Cabana, I finally stepped on a poor slug. How sad it is to step on such a slimey thing that siezes to live. The slug had no choise to contemplate its demise.

So it is the beginning of Spring.
21 May 2003 naomi mikamura dear "just a girl",

...uhhh... why am i doing this again... oh yeah... when you're alive... you're not really on earth... you're in hell at the corner of 5th and 6th in a dirty manhole talking to rats and trying to catch a deadly virus cuz u have no better way to waste your pathetic pointless life... by the way... i know you're a little bit crazy/plain stupid... but don't let it get to your fish (it's already gotten to your head...) ...because i think we all know who the crazyest person in hell is... that's right... naomi mikamura!!! SO BOOYAH!!!!!!!!

with death,
naomi mikamura

naomi's day alive...

(i wake up)...naomi:"...crap... i'm still breathing..." masami (my brother): AHAHAH!!!!! naomi: what are u laughing at? masami: had another hangover i see... AHAHAHA!!!!! naomi: 1, i wanted to die instead of get drunk and 2, what the hell are u doing in my "torture chamber" (my room) and 3... masami: hi jake!!! jake: what's up masami? masami: nothing... just having a little chit-chat with naomi! naomi: heheh... i know u didn't just interrupt me... masami: heheh... ops... talk to ya later jake!!!! jake:...? masami: Aaaahhhhhhh!!! naomi: now where was i? oh yeah... and 3, i hate u...... NOW BEAT IT!!! masami: YES MA'AM!!!!! (i fall out of bed landing on my... well u get the general idea.. .and i put on my "I HATE THE WORLD" shirt... and skip breakfast in an attempt to die from food poisoning, and go meet my "friends" in the alley by my hellhole (my house)... my "friends" are a bunch of thugs that beat the living nightlights out of me (the daylights are out of order :))... and there u have it... that's my stupid life... pointless huh?) well that's it for now... i'll see how my suicidal friend "just a girl" is doing tomorrow... if i'm still alive... who knows... mabye i'll make a wish to the grim reaper and i'll get hit by an armoured truck or something among those lines... until next time... NAOMI MIKAMURA SIGNING OFF!!! ~hi i'm naomi!~...oh god...
21 May 2003 the gay punk oh my god all you sick anti suicide people! first of all do not, and i say do not use the word faggot. do you have any idea of what percentage of homos kill themselves? very frustrating! and it offends people too. as if i've had enough dealing with my homophobic teachers and principals. and derek.. oh derek i hate you. i fucking hate you!!!

second of all counselling does not work. do you think talking to some 45-year old rapist of a shrink who knows nothing about what you're going through can help you. nooo. so if you don't have any fucking idea what you're talking about (since all of you anti-suicide people are just boring punks who like rap and anything awful in this world) don't go to this website talking about how stupid we are. because you're dumber than we all are.
21 May 2003 just a girl on another note... what is with the people who bother to write in "you guys are all sick fucks and i hope u burn in hell blah blah blah".. what the hell are u doing on the website if u think it's so damn sick?
21 May 2003 just a girl just a quick note to - "naomi mikamura"

am i fucked in the head? hmmm tough question, why do u ask? and arent u? and no i dont think i am really.. just living in a fucked up world.. u try losing ur virginity to ur rapist at 15 years old and see how ur faith goes from there...

maybe i am a bit fucked up in the head, or maybe im just scarred by things that have happen to me.. i dont know.. all i know is i have no trust in anyone anymore.. and i come here to get my thoughts and feelings out because i know that the people in my world would turn around and ask me exactly what u just have...

so thanks alot..
21 May 2003 filosofica injection of air. goes directly to your heart and then is over
21 May 2003 Will Snow well, im certainly over 13. or at least the last time i looked. i want to know the best way to end it, as i deserve death.
21 May 2003 PUNKCHIC411 Well a really stupid way to kill yourself and I know that a 13 year old can afford it is by eating paper till your body can't take it and it kills you, so it's a slow death but at least a 13 year old can buy it. Oh and the website is great
21 May 2003   You are fucking sick!!!!!!!! What the hell is your problem! You could be responsible for people dieing! I hope you burn in Hell!!!!!!!!!!
21 May 2003 Alfonso Kill yourself, however you want but first of all kill your teachers
21 May 2003 my faint pulse the best way to killl yourself is to drink freon (antifreeze). it tastes good and turns your liver to mush... very nice..

or (if you can get a hold of it) drink an ounce of potassiun cyanide with a glass of cold tap water. it will put you in a coma in less than a minute and within 3're gone. no pain, no problem.

good luck.
20 May 2003 naomi mikamura is like my vagina... it's broken... oh and by the way... naomi will return after this message from our sponsor...
20 May 2003 naomi mikamura ...hahaha!!! im so fucking screwed... oh yeah and i wanted to say this to "just a girl"..."are u a bit fucked in the head? if u are... know this... IM MORE FUCKED THAN U!!!!! just so u know... anyway... ~hi everyone!!! im naomi!!! wanna... ~ hey! shutup fool!!! ~no!~ yes!!! ~no~ thats it... ~???~ HIYAMA!!!!!!!!!! ~...OOOWWW!!!! WHATCHA DO THAT FOR?! ~ cuz u wouldnt shut the %^#$^%# up!!! ~...~ now that my "inner soul" is dead... if i were gonna kill myself, i would just disobey my orders... im an orphan... i got drafted into the military and now im a bodyguard... the rule here (in hells bathroom...) is..."protect the host with your life! or we will kill u instead" if i wanted to die i would just say no (which would be my last word unfortunately...) ...*2 minutes later*...hey... whats naomi doing on the ground bathing in fresh blood...? .....i dont know... so there... now im gonna go and... ~hi everyone! im naomi!!!~ ...THATS IT!! IM GONNA TAKE THIS BLOWDRIER AND M-E-L-T M-Y H-E-A-D C-L-E-A-R O-F-F M-Y S-H-O-U-L-D-E-R-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHH HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. i hate air...its so useless...
20 May 2003 Rococco If you really want to kill yourself painlessly, then simply get convicted of a capital offense. Kill a cop or a judge or something. You'll get the death penalty and they will put you down painlessly. Oh, make sure you ask for a public defender and plead not guilty and never show any remorse. They really like that kind of stuff. Otherwise they might give you life without parole and that just plain sucks.
20 May 2003 Ainvar Dying is a bad thing to do when you are under 13
Morir es malo cuando tienes menos de 13
20 May 2003 the gay punk hey, oh my god i had the best weekend ever. sorry to make all of you jealous, but hey, what can i do?

i went to montreal. it was fun haah... didn't get to fuck anyone there but does anything of that matter? no. i wanna just go live there and stuff. the sun shines brighter. the people are friendly (except if you're english) and the bad part of the city isn't even that bad. and the motel we stayed in had cable!!!

oh what a good life! but too bad that weekend's gone and now i'm in the same school full of homophobes that i want to fucking blow up.

[p.s. facytoid: beating up a homo isn't considered a hate crime in canada]
19 May 2003 annick tu regardes l'enfant et tu lui dis je ne t'aime pas... il ira se suicider
19 May 2003 canfora you guys all are messed up y do u want to fuckin kill yourself . U guys are a bunch of low lifes. how bout this one here r some steps
1) stop talkin bout it u just want ppl to feel sorry for u
2) just shot yourself its an easy way out plus its quick
3) get the dads shotgun and aim for the brain there thats it! 3 choices its your choice

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