|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|15 Apr 2004||jennifer||your all weirdos!!!|
|15 Apr 2004||dick||hang|
|15 Apr 2004||anonymous||please, people, this isnt a disgusting site. i am 15 and i was hoping i could get a straight answer from this sight onto how i could kill myself. im doing it tonight that i know for sure. THIS IS NOT SICK this is a real question asked by a really depressed and hopeless child like myself. stop swearing and give us some straight answers.|
|14 Apr 2004||Ghost of Lucy Cortina (Phil)||I very rarely look at Mouchie's death-kit these days, but I'm glad I do. It was in fact a post by, I think, Elaine, that touched me and prompted me to post on this occasion. I also see and am shocked to learn that my now dead alter-ego, Lucy Cortina, (as if MY big ego would ever die!), is now on the famous users list. Yay! For someone like me, that is like winning 20 lotteries, and American Idol 2.
I am going to leave an email address this time, but before any Lucy booby-stalkers start celebrating, it IS an address that I use very little.
I miss being Lucy Cortina. It was such fun. I loved being inside a girls body. Hang on... that sounds rude. I must stress that I would NEVER want to be inside a poosy.
Not being Lucy anymore is like a starvation. It's like Pavarotti on a diet. Sat at the cafe, and suddenly the phone rings:
"Step away from the chocolate muffin..." (and cake, and cookies, and doughnuts, and fries, and tiramissu, and potato chips...)
Anyway, that's what it's like.
I hear that Lucy's rival, Titney Spears, is doing a suicide, yes a suicide scene in her next music video. How dare she!!! She is stealing all of her ideas from the suicide kit, and most importantly, the now deceased Lucy Cortina! Ok, Britney CAN be sexy, she can have large boobies (since theyre not real anyway), and she can have blonde hair (or red, or black, or whatever colour it currently is...)
But suicide is not her thing - she has never experienced true suicidal hell in all her life. Suicide is OUR realm, not hers.
*As a point of interest, if a man squeezed Britney's fillets, would that be considered as cheating? (since her fillets are not real anyway?)
Ok, I shouldn't push this any longer, so I will end my monthly mouchette visit here. Feel free to email me anyone...
Take care darlings,
|14 Apr 2004||Kelly becker||let an adult brain wash you 15 years, like they have done to me in Columbus, Ohio. Global Terrorism, or just some white trash sport shit. Well, right now I have every sports fuck including fat lesbian and dike up my ass.|
|14 Apr 2004||ronwelthy||vous êtes beaucoup dans vos lettres a fustiger la vie, l'accuser de tous vos maux,et vous semblez vous poser en victimes. Il semblerait que vous aussi vous vouiez un culte a l'Artificiel, et ne vivez que dans le regard des autres. Le meilleur remède a cela c'est se connaitre soi même, connaitre ses défauts mais aussi ses qualités, se rappeler des moments ou l'on s'est senti sali par le regard des autres et ceux ou l'on s'est senti intégré dans un groupe.
Ensuite il faut enlever tous les sentiments et analyser de manière objective tous ces moments là en ne s'en tenant qu'au faits. Pourquoi ai je été malheureux....
-Je venais de subir une rupture sentimentale
_Mes parents me prenaient pour un nul
_J'ai un handicap et je sais que je finirai chomeur
Analysez les bien et de manière objective en ne prenant pas votre point de vue mais celui d'un inconnu
Faites de même pour les moments heureux
_J'ai été heureux parce que mes parents m'on offert ce que je voulais
_J'ai été heureux parce j'ai enfin trouvé une petite amie,
_j'ai été heureux parce que je partage des points communs avec mes amis
Analysez également ces moments de joie, et essayez de voir pourquoi il sont arrivés ..
Vous avez donc analysé les périodes de votre vie, les plus marquantes. Eh bien maintenant essayez de faire en sorte que les premiers ne vous affectent plus et que les seconds quant à eux vous permettent de conaitre encore plus de joie
Pour tout ce qui vous a causé de la tristesse, dites vous que ce sont les autres qui vous on sali, humilié, rejeté, qu'il n'ont pas su vous voir tel que vous étiez.. Et alors, vous n'avez pas à vous en faire pour ce genre de personnes, effacez les de votre mémoire, faites autre chose et laissez leur raconter ce qu'ils veulent, SOYEZ INDIFFERENT!
Pour les moments de joie essayez de les vivre comme si il étaient uniques, que vous n'alliez pas en connaitre d'autres et gravez les dans votre mémoire.
La vie n'est qu'une suite d'instants et il ne faut pas penser au passé et pourrir votre présent avec des larmes qui ont déjà coulé.
Et puis voyez la vie comme un grand mystère et posez vous chaque jour cette question
Et que se passera-t'il demain?
|13 Apr 2004||l'obscurité||If any of you who answer took a little time to read other people's opinion on this site, you'd find out you all agree with each other. Don't All of You have anything better to do than answering the "sick fuck" owner of the website? Be smart, invent a perversion. Cheers.|
|13 Apr 2004||No||Tell your mom you are pregnant|
|13 Apr 2004||Alyssa||What the fuck? "What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 ?" what a stupid fuckin question.
god damn emo fucks.
|13 Apr 2004||The Little Kiss||Lost dude, why don't you try anti depressants?? They have worked miracles for millions, including me. You say you want to know the meaning of life, and you want to die at the same time. That't doesn't make sense. you don't really want to die. Why don't you want to see a therapist? What do you have to lose? Your life?? You're thinking of killing yourself for God's Sake!!! Just go to a friggin therapist and try some anti depressants. It's really not that bad.
I don't believe there is anything wrong with suicide. I plan on killing myself, but not until I can no longer take care of myself. There comes a point when life just becomes a chore that isn't fun anymore..... but like I said, it doesn't get like that until you're old and can't function without 24 hour care. That's when I think it's time for me to go.... or if I'm in some horrible accident and I get brain damage I've asked people to kill me. When I am really old, I plan on first taking drugs to completely numb my body, then crushing some LSD, and slipping in to a freezing cold bath, letting my life slowly fade away while I have incredible LSD visions.
The easiest way to kill yourself is just jump off something high and land on your head. You don't even need to jump off something very high as long as you land on head. Hell, even jumping off your own 15 foot roof could do it. I STRONGLY disagree with the dude who said that overdoese is the best way. WRONG! Overdose is the WORST way because it fails the most often. And people almost always take the WRONG drugs. By wrong I mean either drugs that will not kill them, or drugs that cause extremely painful deaths.
But, even though jumping and landing on your head is the easiest, most accessible, most painless, and instant way to die..... you should give life more of a chance. Try anti depresssants!!!! They really can completely change your entire world. Suddenly those suicidal thoughts you are plauged with just aren't there anymore and you won't believe the new world you live in.
|13 Apr 2004||danielle||HEY, i dont know why im writing in here, similiar to a few of the other people in this. I've been depressed since 7th grade, now in 9th. i hate everybody. i hate stares and everyones eyes looking everywhere. my parenst fight and make me mad as hell. the only time i ever can cry is bcause of them or when my friends all the sudden decide to start hating me. i get depressed easily and i more like scratch my wrists than cut them, they dont really bleed to much. im just too much of a fcuking stupid coward and i hate my self. i concive myself im the biggest bitch and i have nothing to live for. i wimp out at drowning and other things. every night i hope ill be able to make my self get it over with.|
|13 Apr 2004||Fred||You are all idiots. How do you think it will affect everyone around you, all those people who actually love and care about you. Most of you don't see there is a way out. The people you leave behind will never recover, your parents, your friends and if any of you have kids. You truly should get help, look outside the window and see all the things god created just for every one of you speical human beings, seek help, please!|
|12 Apr 2004||lost||I think about killing myself everyday, no joke. No, it's not the best thought in the world, but it races through my mind every day. I tried killing myself by taking a bottle of pills, but I only through them up. I tried suffocating myself, but i chickened out at the last minute. I ask why I am here. I want to know the point of life. I don't know what to do. Every time I am about to kill myself, I chicken out. I cut myself a lot and I don't want to go to any therapist. I just want to die. Please help me.|
|12 Apr 2004||Joyce||Believe your emotional vampire personality disordered histrionic sister that a)you will never get a boyfriend b)that everyone will hate you c)that you are butt ugly and gawky d)that you will be the laughing stock in high school e)that your nose is way too big and your feet are flippers f)that you are a clutz g)allow her to destroy all of your friendships that you are wierd and perverted without defending yourself h)let her snoop through all of your things so she can rat on you to your mom i) believe her when she tells you that you were an oops never meant to be born j) let her blame you for everything that went wrong with her relationship with her mother when mom dies k) listen to her laments about having a bunch of hicks for a family and that your brother is a retard l) laugh when she sings perverted songs about your father and mother m)allow her to molest you and promise not to tell anyone n)believe it when she says you are toad eyes and should hide because you are ugly o)believe it when she is anorexic and shoves lettuce under the table ledge and tells you she is pretty and little and small and you are a big gawky failure p) believe her that you are the one who has not been a good sister q)allow her to come to your wedding and interview your maid of honor so she can blackmail you r)allow her access to your children s)let her meet the guys you are dating so she can ruin those relationships t) follow her advice to dye your hair blonde, wear pale pink lipstick and not eat u) allow her to stuff as much popcorn into your mouth as she would really like v) always give her home made Christmas gifts that she will turn into accounts of your being cheap and selfish w) accept the blame when she accuses you of not showing up for dinner when she never invited you in the first place x) allow her to see something you are especially proud of - like a college degree or diamond tennis bracelet y) let her become friends with your ex-husband so she can side with him z)let her steal all of your ideas from writing published poetry, playing guitar, working as a secretary, planting a secret garden, and being an individual. From A to Z you see my sister's the ultimate suicide for any young girl.|
|12 Apr 2004||nick.t||think! thats how you can kill yourself. im a insomniac so i dont sleep. basically all i do late at night when theres nobody to talk 2 is think about death. the more u think about it the more serious you get. u can start writin, then hurt urself, eventually it will happen. think about negative thoughts nothin happy, nothin that would give reason to stop yourself. how you do it is up to you. dont think of god there is no god. ppl want you to praise him when somethin good in your life happens, but how cum its wrong 2 blame him if something bad happens? if its meant 2 b you will kill yourself just make sure its worth it .|
|12 Apr 2004||Banks||Hello ,
I am in my mid-thirties and I am looking for a painless way to commit suicide. I think I have enough of this world. Please help me.
|12 Apr 2004||d34d||The best way is to overdose. That way you'll stop feeling the pain that's been following you all your life. Eating away at you slowly but surely. However, suicide is not the answer. Better times always *do* come and better people too. You'll find your answers, just give it time.|
|11 Apr 2004||sa0195005||First of all without judgement, thank you for publishing this site, it caught my eye and it was all I needed to remind me of where I was headed. Second, I do not claim to know a whole lot about anything but would like to share my perspective. I believe that most people who consider suicide have not given themselves a fair chance in life. We all know life is not fair, it's not about that. If it were, I might as well be from a third world country drinking from the same water my tribe and I bathe in. Only you can find the answers you need for your selves, thoughts of death are only prolonging our quest for answers. Most of us think we want to die but this is a misconception. The attempts at trying to kill ourselves should not be taken lightly, we are just adding insult to injury. It may just be a dramatic way of biting our tongue to get our minds off that finger you hit with a hammer. Life is pain and pain is life, the good thing about pain is you know you are alive. What we feel is in our heads, how we manage these feelings must be learned just like learning to hate. We may not be at falt for these feelings but understanding them and changing them is up us. The best way I have been able to learn what is good for me is to speak with others. Don't cut me off yet because I have no desire to share my personal expiriences with a shrink or any group and I don't feel like I can speak to personally to either of my seperated parents. I'm just saying there is most likely someone you can talk to and make friends with out there who wants nothing in return. This may not be our ideal lives so, stop. Life may just be loving what you have not having what you love.|
|11 Apr 2004||candice||Im 20 and you know what i lost my mom when i was 16 and have been on my own since then i thought i had it good but i dont. i have met this kid and at 12 he has tried to kill himself 13 times in 1 year. why? you have nothing to worry about. life may be hard to you.. but what happens to your family?.. do you really want to hurt them? My mom commited suicide and left me with nothing no family and no money. i lived in a run down car and only ate when i got free lunches at school. but i look back and i see that i have grown and if the things in my life didnt happen i would be nowhere right now but at home doing nothing. you got to learn that life is never going to be fair and we are here for a reason.. what it is i dont know. but please understand people love you and if you did do it you will hurt your family and friends. if you need to talk email me|
|10 Apr 2004||Me||Ask my dad anything, the boredom will kill you for sure.|