|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|09 Aug 2004||Go to Jesus Christ in prayer, things will get a lot better if you try.|
|09 Aug 2004||Scott||By not doing it and realizing there is more to life than pretentious notions that it is romantic to kill one's self in a glorious death which will bring shame to all you know.|
|09 Aug 2004||Trik van guggenheim||I don't think you understand, life is a big game, but just like any other game winning doesn't have to be the main purpose.
Why be the faggot who quits playing when he's a little behind, try being the asshat who stalls others instead. Trust me, you'll love it cos I do.
|09 Aug 2004||Sarojin||Rather than killing yourself, you can alienate yourself from all of the reasons you might want to kill yourself - and the method of this alienation has already been made and polished thanks to the Free Software Foundation. That's right, install Linux, problem solved. No more woes, no more life.|
|09 Aug 2004||Jason Sanders||Tell you dad you don't want him to take "those pictures" anymore.|
|09 Aug 2004||Joe||im 15 and personally i want to kill myself too, due to an overwhelming amout of life sucking and no parents or family and even the girl i love with some other bloke, i suggest a painful way out, i personally am going to slit my wrists, i already have 14 scares on my arm, none as of yet have been close enough to my wrist to do much damage, but with the amount of new bullshit thats come into my life recently, i am seriously considering it, death is the only way to make the pain go away, enjoy your self kiddo.|
|09 Aug 2004||craven||2 snorkels, 63 boxes of lime jell-o, and half a dozen rubber duckies... oh, wait, that's my grocery list. nevermind|
|09 Aug 2004||I Want To Die||I am 22 years old. As long as I could remember I have wanted to die. I grew up being deformed and ugly. No one loves someone who is ugly no matter how nice they are. It has made me bitter and sad. I can't stand living anymore. I met a girl, her name was Maria, she was so beautiful and she loved me for 2 years. But her parents kept telling her to dump me because I am ugly all the time. All the time telling her that I am ugly until she finally dumped me. Now I am alone, all the time. The misery is too much to bear. I pray for death. My family is poor, I am ugly, I have no hope. Someone help me die. Someone help me... Give me a reason to live, or kill me...
I pray for death. I pray for it but there is no god and it never comes.
|09 Aug 2004||Brid||i imagine life as a person, someone desirable with long black hair. more than anything i want to cut the hair and twist it around the neck. i want to cut the hair, just to see what it really is, simply to know what is really there.
let me know how you feel
|09 Aug 2004||Anhaedra||The best way to kill yourself is by implosion of the skull, or by stepping into a pressure chamber that generates 6000 pounds of pressure per square inch.|
|09 Aug 2004||Ben||Get a life, loser.|
|09 Aug 2004||God damn you are fucking stupid. I hope to god you do kill yourself and save us all the trouble of hearing about your stupidity.|
|09 Aug 2004||Jack Miller||My idea is fun and educational! Find a big extension cord. Now you see the three ends of it? Take the two flat ones, and solder two big long insulated wires onto them. You probably have wires like this around your house. Cover the connections and any exposed metal with electrical tape. Next, strip the last one inch of insulation off the wire.
Now, connect the power cable to a 220 volt outlet, like you would find by your stove or washing machine. Fill your bathtub with lots of water. Add a cup or two of salt to the water. Now, get in the water. Place the wires at each side of you, about at the nipple area. That way the current goes through your heart, and you have a better chance of dying and not having to deal with those pesky suicide prevention counselors.
|09 Aug 2004||GOON||Move to California. West Nile is spreading like crazy here|
|09 Aug 2004||Tom Beringer||INTERNET|
|09 Aug 2004||Joe||Ask your parents, they usually have the best ideas.|
|09 Aug 2004||God||Shoot for life and miss|
|09 Aug 2004||mad-comic||You know what I really fucking hate??!! I really fucking hate it how people post on this sight just to say how depressed people should *get over it* and how this sight is shit. Listen. Listen really carefully... FUCK YOU!!! You fucking faggots... you have no idea how much I hate you.
Holy fuck, and you have no fucking idea what you are on about!! You think it is someone's fault if they have been raped when they were tiny and they... they don't feel sooo fucking good now because of it! No, go fuck yourself!! Seriously, get the FUCK OFF this sight!!!! I would punch you in the face and feel really damn good about it!
That happened to my best friend. The sweetest nicest girl that you would ever meet in the world... are you telling her that she should have fucking *got over it*??!! That she should have just pretended it never happened and just got over it and just put it behind her?? Well, she did, and now she is fucking dead. Thanks to insensitive fucking faggots like yourself. Like "flamer", you fuck. I would take pleasure in kicking the shit out of you. And all the other fucking faggots who bitch about the people on this sight.... I find it really weird how the people who deserve to die are the ones bitching about the people who deserve to live. You clearly have no fucking idea what it's like to live like that, with something like that in the back of your mind, pressing and growing every day like a fucking tumour until her pretty little legs look like a map they are so badly cut up. Nah, I'll tell you really slowly... you.. don't.. know.. what.. the.. fuck.. you.. are.. on.. about..
So SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! It's really really simple.
It... shames me, you know, that people like that are still alive, when the others are the ones who die. It's like fucking reverse natural selection or something.
As far as I'm concerned people like you killed my friend. You killed someone really fucking close to me! You know, I genuinly love to return that favour.
|09 Aug 2004||no. tell me yours first.||The ends matter, not the means.
this site is art.
|09 Aug 2004||Spicier Nacho||Stop being a whiny bitch and grow the fuck up?
Oh, wait. That doesn't help kids kill themselves, it just makes them, you know, normal.