Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
18 Sep 2004 no hands It has to be said, Flamer is a fucking cunt how deserves to die!!! you fucking fuckign deserve to die you cunt! you fucking mean cunt!

seriously, what the fuck??? you shouldn't say that type of shit to people! why don't you just piss the fuck off?

....heheh, that's bullshit about people with SAD having suppressed anger... it's not suppressed with me.....
18 Sep 2004 Will Snow Flamer, WHAT IS YOUR PROB? You seem to be offensive to everyone here. I guess youre the one thats a complete ASS! You seem to have a bigger problem than anyone else. I assume you are lonely. Thats the only explanation or youre jealous. I have been shy with people for well as long as I can remember but sometimes I can talk to people ok, although when Im nervous I get my words muddled up or my voice goes funny.
18 Sep 2004 Flamer Phil, you are incorrect about social anxiety disorder, as very much is known about it. In fact, I happen to be an expert on social phobia, and I can explain it to you for your benefit, and to everyone else. Phil, you have social phobia because you are a fucking loser who has no confidence in himself. People scare you because you know that everyone is better than you. You don't know what to say around people because you know that anything you have to say is stupid. And it bothers you that other people will think you are stupid because you need their approval. Basically, having social anxiety means that you have absolutely no confidence in anything you do, you are a loser, a freak, an outcast, you think that everything you do is wrong and stupid and you worry that no one loves you, and no one can love you because you suck ass. Nothing you do is right, everything about you is wrong, you are one fucked up mother fucker.

If you were in front of people at a party or something, your balls would shrink to the size of a grape seed, and you would cower in a corner and not know what the fuck to do. And then I'd walk up to you and punch you in the face, and you wouldn't know what the fuck to do because you'd be scared shitless, and you wouldn't even be able to defend yourself you fucking pussy!! You're scared of people, and you want them to like you, but you secretly hate them..... A LOT!!!! You bastard, fuck you, you hateful son of a bitch!!! Who would want to be around such a hateful mother fucker like you!?!?!? Fucking retard. You're lucky that you're gay because no woman would ever want such a pussy, but you might have some luck with a gay loser who's just as fucked up as you. What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you hate people you bastard? Because they understand social dynamics and you don't? Because they can be happy and you can't? FUCK YOU!!!!!!

So the next time you go to your lame ass therapist, tell them Flamer sent you and they'll know what to do for you. They'll tell you to laugh at me, and laugh at yourself too, you fucking moron.
18 Sep 2004 Red Jack Malicious 1>Die naturally (you will die: 10 days after you read this.)
2>Meet Satan (he'll be there, TRUST ME)
3>Ask him how
4>Be reincarnated, bide your time, and follow Lucifer's instructions.

5> If you think that's too time consuming, follow a white rabbit, he'll kill you! ;)...smilies are creepy.
18 Sep 2004 crackerjack Dear Phil,
I'm sorry to hear about your condition. Heheh, I find it amusing how you said about it not being a sexy condition, just one that no one knows much about. Well, as chances would have it, I know a lot about a lot of conditions... but SAD is one... well, that no one knows much about :-)
However, you CAN get it treated, and in my opinion you, like everyone else here, should go about find treatment. There are some things people can't deal with by themselves. It's as simple as that. We aren't properly adapted to just how complex our society is and so we have problems just living in it normaly. We are stressed out, mal-adjusted, aggressive, uncaring, disorientated being, trying and ultimately failing to find meaning in our own lives. Who has real meaning in their life? Almost no one. And to make matters worse there are literally billions of rules, crossing and recrossing all around you, forcing you to conform into a particular way. Think about it... if you need to go to the toilet, why don't you just go in your pants right now? If you just need a pee, it literally won't do any harm... so why don't you? Because of the rules of society. Every single step you take and move you make, every thought you think is dictated by these rules. Now, I'm not saying that's bad or good, it just "is". Also the fact that humans aren't adapted to deal with it "is".
So basically what I'm saying is no one should feel ashamed of thier problems, and no one should try to deal with them by themselves, because the average person is strechted to their limit just surviving.
17 Sep 2004 Spectre Turn on the gas stove, close the windows and breath deep. Or break your own neck, head in stairs or under couch, turn head quickly.
17 Sep 2004 DeadlyPudding Alright Flamer let's settle this okay. Me and you were both trying to help people. You have your method and I have mine. Let's look at your method first.

Now, Mr. Sad, the reason your wife wants to leave you is because you are a pathetic fucking pussy piece of shit who can't even live his own life. What woman would want to be with a man who is such a pussy, and so dependant that he can't even go on and live his own got dang life without depending on someone? The answer is no woman in the right mind would want that. Now before you go do something fucked up and kill yourself, I'm actually trying to help you, you fucking pathetic loser. Don't be a fucking chump ass and go through with it because if you do, then you really are a pathetic son of a bitch, and your wife is right for leaving you. Instead, MOVE ON!!!!! Get over the bitch, you don't need that cunt! Go find some other bitch and doink her in the ass. Then tell her to get the fuck out of your house because you don't need nothin from nobody!!! You have a good life all on your own. Oh, the doinking of women is optional..... but you definitely need to get over your ex. You don't need her. Move on. Be happy with yourself, dependent on no one but YOU!!!!! Your life is worth more than anything your ex could give you.

It sounds a bit harsh. Some one that's already over the edge but still might not do it can easily go all the way with but one negative action toward them. For example, my cousin killed himself after taking 23 LORTABS! That's all that was needed. After that he went in his room and blasted his head off with a shotgun.
Now my method:

Now listen I think every suicidal person should really ask themselves "Why would things be better if I was dead?" I think you all should post why let us know why this is a such a "good" thing. Everyone and I mean everyone at one point has wanted to die or kill themselves it's human nature to fell unwanteed and unloved what's not normal is actually hurting yourself. Now hurting yourself isn't being suicidal it's being sadomasochistic and that boils down to being sexually aroused by pain. But you guys make it sound like you do it to ease your pain... so does that mean that being suicidal is a sexual turn on? I admit I like to be spanked or tied up sometimes when I do it but I don't slit my wrists and use the blood for lube. C'mon guys what's the deal? You can stop hurting yourself. If your so suicidal why don't you take up sky diving, bungee-jumping, have a lot of sex, or even do dangerous drugs? They all could kill you but
A.) It wouldn't be your fault and
B.) You would have fun doing it.

Just remember my words and the words of R.E.M. Everybody HUrts sometimes so hold on.

Again it's flawed. Everybody that suicidal has something that will help them. But everybady responds to something different. You know some might feel negatively to my comment about suicide being sadomasochistic. Others my actually be helped(I don't know how though). It just depends on the person. But generally cussing someone out doesn't help the situation. I said I wouldn't post again I said I wouldn't bother, but some things needed to be said. So Flamer will you take in to consideration what I said? No one can help someone better than someone else, but the most accepted way is to treat them with respect and kindness they deserve. You see you lack sympathy in your posts. I lacked direction. But seeing as how I have failed to change anyone's mind and have only gotten negative comments from my posts then therefore I know that my help is not wanted seeing as how I haven't helped anyone. Whenever you decide to graduate middle school & high school you should come back and try to help people Flamer. While you lack sympathy you have great determination. and now I bid you all farewell. And take care.
17 Sep 2004 no hands hahah!!
i love that post by emma, she tells people to seek help from people like her and then doesn't put in her email... uh... how are they supposed to seek help from you, genius?
17 Sep 2004 no hands huh!
i have social phobia too! and it fucking sucks, because i'm not actually anti-social!
man, those two things are fucking shit when put together! seriously, i wouldn't mind if it if i didn't like people, but i do!!!
yeah, depression sucks too.
dunno... there's cool shit you can do about it though. if you have money go around the internet surfing for miricle cures. some of them work!! seriously, one did for me... i won't say what because i ain't selling shit. but anyway, i hope you do okay.
17 Sep 2004   the best way to kill yourself when you are under thirteen is by stuffing a barbie down your throat. HAHAHA! this sight cracks me up! it has comedy, tradegy, everything! what a sigth! pity that it's so fucking ugly though...
another good way to kill yourself is by peircing your eyebrow... with a chainsaw.
17 Sep 2004   hahah,
the best way to kill yourself is by genetically engineering a giant chicken! then it will just eat you! simple...
17 Sep 2004 Laura hi im the one who asked y would any one under 13 wanna kill them selfs then went on about my life at the end is lyrics i didnt write that shit u dumb asses its slip knot and godsmack dumb asses i can however write good shit here is an exsample this i did write myself :

My life, full of hatrid and despair
Because it isnt fucking fair
To live a life full of sin
Why the hell did it even begin?

My soul used to be pure
My vision, crystal clear
Everything seems to have gone blood red
And I feel like I'd be better off dead
My thoughts have been lived and said
I can't stand my life, full of fear
Now i wish you weren't standing there
Like you do fucking care

I lack knowledge of this feeling
And my blood is dripping through the ceiling
Each and every day, I have to surpress more rage
Somebody let me outta this goddamn cage
I feel like a fucking bird
Having to immitate every word
Its the end of this ride
Time to let out the feelings deep inside


i feel my blood draning from my vains
i feel like im stuck in the rain
y do i feel so unhappy
all i ever wanted was my daddy
but i aint that lil girl nomore
my blood is spilled on the floor
y the fuck am i hear in the 1st place
i feel like im running a fucking race
i have had enough of it
my life im gonna forfit
it dosent matter any more
theres to much blood on the floor
noone can save me now
im lost never to be found

I am not what I appear to be
You are blinded from what you cannot see
Somehow I must end this life
Let it out with a razor knife
Through all this soothing pain
I've found that I am not insane
After I become tense and fierce
Flesh is tempting to pierce
Causing relaxing pain
As blood pours out of my veins
16 Sep 2004 Steaming Pile of Shit Dear Max, I can help you. Why the fuck don't you just set your alarm clock for later, ya douche!??! Really, what school starts so early that you have to get up at 6? Set it for seven, and rush out the door. That will solve all of your problems, ya fucking idiot.
16 Sep 2004 for the thrill ok people think about suicide all the time and the truth is people WOULD be hurt no matter what..... there's always people that care about you and in some cases you definatley feel like there isnt anyone there for you. Find a friend that cares, then you'll change your mind, if your a guy, get a girl as a really good friend and she will change your persepctive on everything. and yeah you cant try to kill yourself it just doesnt work like that, thats torturing yourself because you dont like yourself... whole different topic. I would belive someone tried to kill themself if they blew a hole threw their head and lived through it with a ton of brain damage...... then they can say they "tried" to kill themself. Theres so many different cases of suicidal thoughts from people and alot of them are cries for attention and its hard to pin point out the ones that are like that. I definatley dont want to put anyone down for wanting to die, it isnt a crime in your head but it is in real life which i think is stupid. anyone can be sick, through, finished with life like theres nothing to come, but i think of it as just wanting a switch to shut everything off and be finished.... everything is shitty at times but hey sometimes theres good times. i mean hey if your done with life and your sick of it.... blow a whole through your head, maybe the people that didnt care about you will then figure out how much you made everyone happy and bitch at themselves because they were a bitch to you for no reason.... im sick of people who think just of themselves.... i dont neccessarily mean people who want to commit suicide but people who make people want to commit suicide. it makes me sick sometimes. well shit get back to what you were doing and stop reading my bull shit theory's...jk peace to everyone
16 Sep 2004 Pablo Drink a shit load of vodka, mix it with weed, and top off the blend with some snorts of cocaine, that'll do the trick!
16 Sep 2004 Phil It is Social Anxiety Disorder or others call it Social Phobia. I have Depression on top of it plus other smaller problems. So, not one of those sexy illnesses like Scizophrenia or whatever, just one that no one knows much about.
16 Sep 2004 crackerjack Dear Phil,
I was wondering what your mental illness actually is?
16 Sep 2004 Max Every day, at about six in the mourning, the alarm clock rudely pulls me out of my dreamy free wandering, and throws me back into reality. It is at the time that I most clearly realize “I hate this. Why do I keep doing it?” I usually keep asking myself that question as I automatically go about my mourning routine, hoping an answer will come to me, although it never does. Soon I am off to school and so busy that I forget for a little while, although the thought still remains in the back of my mind. I think about how busy I am, but how pointless everything I am doing is. The strange this is that I often feel even worse on days when I am not busy, since then there is nothing to distract me and make me forget my self questioning.

Ah... good times
16 Sep 2004 emma I am 21 and work with young people who are suicidal. i just ask that those guys out there seek help because there are people who are out there who do care (like me) we invest a lot of time listening and being there for people and i think that to give up hope is...
15 Sep 2004 Flamer Hello Deadlypudding, you stupid shit face! I was laughing my ass off reading your last posts. If any of you want a lesson on how to make an ass of yourself, go read Deadlypudding’s last two posts. You’ll find it interesting that after he tried to bash me, he got so frustrated and confused that he cried and said he’s never coming back, and then he went to suck on his mother’s teet. Fucking Hi-Larious!!!! And that there, is the wrath of Flamer. Congratulations, Deadlypudding, you have been Flamed! I burned you up good.

I sometimes swear at suicidal people for two reasons. 1) it's funny. 2) I don't beleive that I will have any negative impact on them, if anything it will help them. You see, suicidal people are FUCKED in the head. They don't interpret shit the same as regular folk. They're used to hearing life is worth living and all this bullshit, it's all the same, and it doesn't get through to them. I know because I was suicidal and talk like that pissed me off because I didn't understand it. So maybe just getting in their face and saying "FUCK YOU!!! You're fucked in the head!!!" maybe that will get through to them, and I wish someone would have had the nads to do that to me during my fucked phase. So if my friend came to this site, and read me swear at him, I am positive that it wouldn't make him kill himself. I'm sure that people don't care that much what some random fuck face says on the net. And if my friend did kill himself for the "reason" that he read my shit, then I'm sure he would have done it anyway for some other stupid reason, whatever stupid little thing pissed him off at the time. But I will never have to worry about it because it will never happen. Besides, I mainly swear at stupid people, not suicidal peeps.

Anyway, Scott, the reason why you think you know what happens after death is because you are a dumb fish fucking moron who uses his toothbrush as a dildo. You don't know shit about life after death, so FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

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