Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
16 Jun 2014 hypodermic needle theory Drain a pint of blood every day for a week. Once you become weak someone will take you to a doctor. The doctor will attempt to diagnose you and will need a blood sample. Make this last blood sample be the last of your blood. The doctor or nurse will drain the last drop of blood and you will die. The doctor will recieve some traumatic memories which will haunt them.
09 Jun 2014 Mary Soder Self crucifiction. Hard part would be hammering the last nail in
09 Jun 2014 date rape pete Try the new fried pork chop diet. Pork chops deep fried in bacon grease. This is a sure way to get a heart attack. I hear this diet is popular amoung the black american people.
07 Jun 2014 alex trebek My ex girlfriend went digging in my trash outside by the road and stole some of my used condoms. She used my old used condems to get herself pregnant. Now she is blackmailing me for money if I dont pay she will say I raped her. I either have to kill myself because going to prison is not an option or I have to kill this psycho bitch and hide the body. On top of that I caught her putting sugar in my cars gas tank just so I cant leave.
07 Jun 2014 exsist ants decomp Today I went to the doctor. Had to get my urethra checked out. As I was waiting for the dip stick to be removed I had a thought on life. Life just robs you of your dignity and makes you insane. I got to thinking about how life is such a disapointment. And its just one thing after another. A downward spiral of rainbows and lolipops. So I totaly understand the frustration many people have on this website. But I still dont think you should killyourself because once you make it past your problem you have survived and you become stronger and smarter. Hardships in life make us who we are. You are either strong and you push on for a better future or you are weak and you give up.
05 Jun 2014 Eva I kill you my dear friend
05 Jun 2014 VSEVOZMOZHNYI Sulphuric Acid
04 Jun 2014 Timothy Barnes M.D. Go to the zoo and "fall" into the bear or lion enclosure. Most zoos usually have a tiger. If I had a choice what animal to get killed by I would pick the tiger. Yeah, I would just fall in and say here kitty kitty come on. A tiger is so strong your neck would be broken in less than an instant. And then everyone gets to watch the tiger eat you. Everyone takes cameras to the zoo.
04 Jun 2014 the first monkey No matter what method you use just remember its not as scary if you close your eyes.
03 Jun 2014 x-ray cat Everytime you killyourself a kitten gets run over by a truck.
03 Jun 2014 Vuk net.art painters and poets
a net.art show in Ljubljana, Slovenia
opening on June 19th 2014
including Mouchette
http://www.mgml.si/en/city-art-gallery/future-exhibitions/net-art-painters-and-poets/
02 Jun 2014 phyllobates terribilis A stuffed animal that shoots out poison tipped darts in every direction when you squeeze its hand.
02 Jun 2014 beyond deranged volume 1 Do a sexy web cam where you begin to self mutilate until you cut off all your skin and then talk like austin powers and say... "do I make you hornybaby?"
02 Jun 2014 The anti-anti If you are down and need a pick me up try reading the arab news like al jazeera. They always talk about killings. If a bunch of dead muslims dont cheer you up nothing will.
02 Jun 2014 free home security systems.... Its a known fact the world is going to shit. Therefore, there has never been a better time than right now to kill yourself. Lets hold a festival. August 2014... the first ever annual suicide fest. Thousands will gather for this. And people will even respect this once a year suicide festival because all proceeds will go to helping people and doing good things. The first annual suicide fest will be held on the banks of the ganges river in honor of pollution and those fake indian telemarketers who want to scam you. This will be done in hopes the scammers will show up and kill themselbes so we dont have to deal with them anymore. You know they hate life if they have to scam people to live.
02 Jun 2014 Charlie Pecan Choke on some peanuts.
31 May 2014 Marshall Applewhite Join a cult that believes an alien spacecraft is following a comet and if you killyourself you can get on this spacecraft and go to heaven. It is fairly standard these cults have an injection or a fruity drink and you fall asleep and die peaceful. Some times it gets a little weird and if you are a male you get castrated and females are disemboweled. Those are the cults that are less desired. Its generally easy to find a cult these days just google it and read there indoctorination propoganda, give them a call and say you totaly agree with the website and you want to join. If they want you to pay money to join its not a real suicide cult; its just a scam to get your money. This type of cult is just a fake suicide cult that only gives an appearance that this could be your way out. Trust me on this, if you want to killyourself and you want to join a suicide cult they wont want your money because if it is a real suicide cult they are about to be dead they dont need your money.
30 May 2014 bisacodyl 60mg A suicide kit should have laxative brownies with red dye or food coloring. That way you could pretend you are dying from ebola.
30 May 2014 script for short parody Me: I need to wash some clothes

My Mum: you are always in the way, I wish I never had you.

me: I just want to die. Fuck this shit.

end
30 May 2014 just a friendly vj Put the point of a sharpened pencil into your nostrils. Now slam your face on a table and make the pencil go up into your brain. They will probably say it was an accident.

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