|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|20 Oct 2004||rosemaryn||dear andrew, don't do it. don't kill yourself.
i have had exactly the same nasty feelings when i was your age and i'm so very very very glad i didn't kill myself. you will be too.
go talk to your best friends, challenge the struggles of life, work your way through every valley, go on and live! even the worst life is always better than the best death.
after some years of bad depressions i managed to grow over them, and now i'm one of the happiest persons on this earth! you can do this too!
please, bear your sad feelings. i'm so very happy i never commited suicide. i would never have missed all the great things i'm experiencing and enjoying right now. you will enjoy the good things in life too!
be patient, and in the meantime: fight! every struggle of yours will be rewarded in the end. don't doubt it. my period of depressions are still very valuable to me, because nowadays i know i'm really happy, because now i know the difference. you must realise that this period is valuable for you too. i would almost say: you need it. there is a reason for it. you can learn from it very efficiently. i did too.
please, andrew, don't kill yourself. rely on me.
hugs and kisses,
|20 Oct 2004||Patrick May||No problem for you, Mouchette or whatever your name is. You've made this crappy site. Someone will be angry enough to hunt you down and kill you with a wooden carving of a man called Ben Peterson.
Who is Noriyuki?
|20 Oct 2004||mike||DONT DO IT!
Suicide is a SERIOUS criminal offence. That's not the way you want to start off, when you're in the prime of your life, and trying to get some experience under your belt.
Statistics have shown that people with a criminal record are 3.5 times less likely to find a job than those without a criminal record. Even for minor offenses. Furthermore, those convicted of suicide can be as much as 7 times less likely to find a job, and 4.5 times less likely to be accepted to major educational institutions.
...Just something to keep in mind.
|20 Oct 2004||Turnstyle||Be black, and in the presence of police officers, (white), reach for your wallet.|
|20 Oct 2004||Tine||Under age thirteen... Most are probably afraid of the pain, correct? Yes, you are. Does slitting your wrist hurt? Of course it does. What about OD'ing on pills? That depends on what you take, and how many. If you don't take enough it won't work. If you take too many, you'll throw them all up. You may end up alive with a ruined liver.
I would have to say a shotgun blast to the head would be the most fool-proof method of suicide. It's hard to pull off, but if you can manage to pull the trigger with it pointed at your head, it's going to explode. There is NO coming back from an exploded head. Will it hurt? It may hurt like hell for a second, but there isn't going to be much more than a second left for you.
If you're worried about the pain from suicide though, you are not ready to die. When you get to the point where you would welcome the pain, just to give you something REAL, then you are moving closer. Because there are things that are worse than death.
I have been there. I still take unplanned trips back into the depths. If any of you need, feel free to email me.
|20 Oct 2004||Mulefisk||You guys are idiots. You only live once, so why not make the most of the time you have here?|
|19 Oct 2004||Shaolin Monk||1)Pretend you are Goatse and stick a knife in your butt sex device.
2)Do a Fatality by repeatedly cutting your throat and your wrist. Do it quickly.
3)You shall die, and see the words "Game Over. LOL PWNED!! XD"
|19 Oct 2004||Joe Momma||tie a rope around your neck and then tie the other end to your father's car and then ask him to go pick up a bag of Doritos from the grocery and just sit on the front porch while watching the rope play out.
Yeah, that one is always pretty good.
|19 Oct 2004||you willl die a virgin||Make the Worst site on the internet and have some one come and kill you|
|19 Oct 2004||phil||ok i am 16 now i have been trying to commit suicide for a very long time i just failed my g.c.se.s miserabley and started college doing the lowest levels i got beaten up my dad belittled by everyone i meet my x-girlfriend just broke my heart and it hurts like hell my dad is tryign to kick me out of my home with no money yet i still live i only live because their is nothing i can do about because i am just not strong willed enough to kill myself cus i am worried aboutwhat if it goes wrong i need to know how to kill myself painlessly and very succesfully|
|19 Oct 2004||kikithepooh||excuse for my bad english, please.
if anybody think i'm stupid to talk about suicide like i did last time it's true, i am stupid. but i can't talk about it without being serious, describing the beauty of this act, etc. i think that anyone has had a little experience of suicide, but there's a difference between talking about it thinking "suicide's cooooool!!" and thinking suicide like a funny planified act.
i have my own experience and if your life is not as fun as you could hope, make it becoming fun.
|19 Oct 2004||andrew||iv been thinking about killing myself forsome time now and im real starting to disider it now if it wasent for my freands id proboly already be dead i need to talk to some 1.|
|19 Oct 2004||andrew||i realy carnt live whith life any more iv been thinking about it for yearsand iv finaly desided im going to kill myself tomorowim sorry every 1 but i carnt live whith this life any more|
|19 Oct 2004||Amy||well...if ur brave enough to..slit ur wrist with a disected razor found in the bathroom. if not, take tablets. i guess suicide is quite an intellectual thing, and needs some brain power to devise a plot. anyways, good luck with that.|
|19 Oct 2004||still a secret||you know, calln me crazy, but i think this topic is a joke...or a work of interactive art, if you will|
|19 Oct 2004||andrew dear||i love a girl called kim allways have done allways will do but a girl called debz allso loves me my hole life if fucked up iv tryed to kill myself numerus times and tomorz ganna be the day i do it.|
|19 Oct 2004||andrew dear||iv whanted to kill myself for a long time now, iv tryed to kill myself meany times and all i have now is scaes.im only 13 but 14 in to weeks
well today is my lasy day on earth tomorow after school im going to the rail way and jumping out infron of the first train i see . love you all but i realy love a girl called kimberly parsons i allways have and i always will i recon she nowws it ut just doesent whant to show it, anuy way i love her whith all my hart but sadly i can neaver be whith her shes in love whith my mate rob. any way adam if you read this i abolotl hate zack and if i have the power i will make him sufer :). l8er every 1 ill be whaching over you
|19 Oct 2004||They guy who gonna get you arrested||FUCK ARE YOU STUPID!!, nice way to help pre-teens/teens off themselves when they have absolutly no fucking clue about life. I intend to report you and you fucked up site to the apropriate authorities. Enjoy you stay in jail you sick fucks|
|19 Oct 2004||rico||holy shit this site is wrong, don't kill yourself, life is good|
|19 Oct 2004||Jackhole McAssleg||The same way that'd be best when you're over 13. Stop whining and go do some push-ups or something.|