|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Aug 2004||hey how's this for an idea??
Don't kill yourself.
Instead start killing everyone else!!!
Awesome idea hey??
|19 Aug 2004||Voldermort||Potter, there you are you little bastard! Don't think that you can hide on the net!!
I will have your soul! Mauh HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
|18 Aug 2004||FUCK YOU AMERICA!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING DIE FROM TERROIS||the best way to kill yourself is by putting a little milk in a condom and sneak into your father's bedroom. The next morning slap his face and say "Well bitch, how was it for you??"
This works for women too... but under thirteen is probably too young to be having sex. I mean, it's fine to kill yourself at that age, but having sex is not on.
Conversly, you can molest a rottweiler... I'm curious to see what would happen with that one... could be interesting.
Finally, what you could do is change your name to mouchette and get such a twisted idea of what is 'good' art that you in fact bore yourself to death b/c you are soooo friggin' crappy.
P.S. If you are a Sepo cocksucker you can just keep living like you do......
Goegre Bush takes it up his fucking warmongering arse!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!! YOU SEPO CUNTS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
|18 Aug 2004||treacle||People are temporary. That is the problem with this sight... someone might email you and you become friends with them. But then their life will change... and this is just after they have brought you out of your shit... don't get me wrong, I don't think that's bad, and I don't... I don't know. I just... it's fucked b/c everything changes so damn fast, people don't stay the same... can you imagine yourself giving to someone when you can't see them or feel them, when things are fine for you? When you can't even relate to them?
I don't know... sometimes it just makes you feel worse than you ever did before. Sometimes people are better left to rot alone and kill themself in their own misery.
|18 Aug 2004||cheez puff||jump into a fucking pit of rattle snakes but before that eat 100 xanax and take a few shots of rumm.. you wont feel the pain|
|18 Aug 2004||Harry Potter||AHAHAHA!!
you're a gas, Phil!
but... I did notice some similarities in your list.
As for Britany, I think you'll just have to hit her... one more time.
More magic! I love magic!
|17 Aug 2004||The Prophet||Run onto the freeway and play "Reverse Chicken", just like normal "chicken", except you aim to hit the oncoming truck at the last instant...|
|17 Aug 2004||blader||Punch a hole in computer moniter and shove your head in. You'll either die or get a HUGE afro. Thug Life|
|17 Aug 2004||god||your all weeners go kill ur selfs u little faggets u hant got nothin to live for !! so stop wingin to us and kill ya self WANKERS|
|17 Aug 2004||anon||tlking about killing ur self seems painless and well wot can i say wen u r dead u heve no worries! u also have nothing, u wont even know u are dead u wil b a nothing! may be 4 those who stick life out there is sumfink afta life but who knows? killing your self will make others unhappy and u will b causing trouble, if u wanna cause trouble say it 2 there face 4 gods sake dont b a wimp, its just one big game dont run STAY! u may think im totally heartless but im staying in life 4 the experiance! try my way of commiting suicide! ok here gos! go 2 bed and make ur self as depresed as u can cry and cry about every thing that has happened and then smile and let go of everything! close the door to unhappiness and close ur eyes go 2 sleep and wake up strong! make ur past a nightmare and ur future will b ur dreams coming true! there is sumthing out there 4 u no matter wot u may think at the mo! show ur arseholes of a family that u r strong, tell every1 wot has happened and put the barstards in prison! u have ur whole life but mayb afta thet there is nuthing! make the most of it! treat it like a party that never ends! never give up! leave the name 'wimp' to the ones that have made u feel like this! i promise it will get betta! trust me!!!!!!|
|17 Aug 2004||Milkie||Well i have recently just become suicidal, i'm 14 now and have been having the absolute time of my life, except for that my dad beats up my mum. I have been living a normal 14 year olds life going out to partys getting drunk having sex all that shit. but at the moment my best friend has fuking truned his arrogant back to me. like when we're just one on one we're like having so much fun and laughing but when we're in a bunch, he gets so arrogant, thinks that hes topshit and likes to bag and pay out me in front of all our mates, ofcourse they all laugh cause my (ex)best friend is kinda a leader. But it puts me down soooooo fukin much i just wanna kill him or punch him in the nose and spit on his face. like he got MVP (Most Valuable Player) for Basketball and like when he got i congradulated him and everything then we went to get sumthing to eat and he sed" Can you please pass me a plate" and i go "Nah, i dont think u deserve it" as a joke and all then he goes" Shut the fuk up your just jeolous" its like if he gets told hes slightly un perfect or wrong in some way hes like trys to pick out a fault in u aswell and then pays you out with it. He cant handle being worng, he suck a FUCKFACE and i which he would fuking die!|
|17 Aug 2004||deadlypudding||Flamer has a lot of good points. He's a bit harsh in his writings but listen to what he says. Btw the guy who said for anti-suicide people to post help links here's your god-damn link you bastard.
Are you happy now?
|16 Aug 2004||Briana||go to school with a gun take it out in the middle of class, stand on your desk and shoot yourself in the head.|
|16 Aug 2004||Julia||What's with all the homophobia here? I know everyone is angry and oppressed and all that great stuff, but why must the word "fag" or "faggot" be used? Many kids kill themselves because they are homosexual, and fear rejected by all around them because of their sexuality. I really wish everyone could find another insult.|
|16 Aug 2004||nobody||all you have to do is threaten the cops with a fake gun, they'll do the rest...|
|16 Aug 2004||andrew||hey. im not feeling so bad right now cos im on a high. i spent a few days in my room thinking everything was going to shit but coming out after that everything feels good. its like nothing is as bad as i thought. its always like that after ive been really depressed and i love it. doesnt last long though. maybe thats what normal people feel like.|
|15 Aug 2004||concerned child||I have a thing to say.... Im 12 years old and i have a sukey life sumtimes but i would never stoop so low as to kill myself..... Things will look up but for those people who actually see it as A solution to kill yourself... I also see some of the people who actually right ways as encouraging ppl to kill themselves so the people who are cursing and crap have every right to!!!!!|
|15 Aug 2004||Phil||Congrats Harry! There really are easier ways to do it though...
1. Get your tits out
2. Get your tits out
3. Get your tits out
(As a matter of interest, would Britney get her 'titneys' out?)
|15 Aug 2004||Harry Potter||Hey! I got in mouchette's favourites!! I actually cast magic on Mouchette to make her do that, so I'm not that surprised to tell the truth.|
|15 Aug 2004||Phil||Ha, that's ok crack. Any excuse for me to get in a mention of Lucy, you understand...|