|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|31 Oct 2004||A good person||Who cares About all yalls problems. Pshaw. Get drunk, shoot up, toke up, do something just liven up some. Have some dangerous fun that way if you die doing it, you got your wish. :)
see ya, LOSERS!!!!
|31 Oct 2004||T Scholl||Volunteer for active duty in the Marines or Army and request duty in Iraq. Let Russian Roulette dictate how you die. Maybe a friendly kill. Maybe a patrol duty in which you come into the field of a car or kamikaze bomb. Let your body be blown to kingdom come. Pieces in all directions. Then the world you left becomes your martyrdom. Just another brave soul cut down in the prime of life. If your life sucks that bad, let the military pick up the pieces. They'll do it with pride for free and present you to your loved ones in a cleaned up form for all to cry over. You will also become a war hero. No one will ever know that you did this on purpose. GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!
As for you 13 year olds..... Ride your bike along the berm of a busy stretch of two lane or four lane country highway. Seconds before you know a semi is coming up behind you, turn into it's path. Tons of power and metal will roll you over and over until you are a fresh piece of meat. Check out the deer that get hit by semi's if you think I'm wrong. This can be blamed on an accident. You are off the hook and no one will ever know it was on purpose. GO FOR IT you chicken shit!!!!!!!!!!
|31 Oct 2004||Butt Slut||Hello,
People who try to talk people out of suicide are stupid. Why do you try to tell suicidal people that they are loved and people care about them? How do you know that people care? What the fuck do you know about other peoples lives? Hey suicidal people.... NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!!!! It's not peoples job to care about you. No one cares and you have to that. Get over it. Why do you need people to care about you? It's your life you dork, you don't need other people to make your life for you.
Before you go ahead and flame me, might I first say do please shut the fuck up because you know not what you say. I know suicidal people and have been suicidal myself, maybe I am right now. The last thing suicidal people need is to get them thinking that people care about them. It only reinforces their wussiness. It shouldn't matter whether or not people care about them. Besides, it's not really true. The world in general doesn't care. People are selfish and that's the way it is. You can be pissed that that is the way the world is, but that is reality, and if you let it get you down, then you lose.
So Bitchy Bex, shut the fuck up.
|30 Oct 2004||stacey||take tons of pills then fuck ur dad!!|
|30 Oct 2004||Cats777||I agree with Rob.|
|30 Oct 2004||tilly||hey to wamf i think thats right? thanks for telling me i am depressed i really did need clarification is that a word? ne ways i am on attempt number three this one is serious though i think i dunno we'll c i doubt it will work but oh well sometimes i do want to live ne ways thanks for all your help bye!|
|30 Oct 2004||Leeng||my friend committed suicide just yesterday (oct 30 2004). He got himself fucking drunk and drove his car on the highway and crash into a divider which flipped his car. may god be with him. RIP. For you sick fucks who want to die, think b4 you do it. if your life is fucking over, then go ahead. regardless if your 13 or whatever... just go kill yourself.. sick fucks..|
|30 Oct 2004||Amanda||Hmm i must carry on the Cheek tradition.. my sister was 13 when she killed herself... she asked dad to get a metal pikket fence and the end of the yard was at her bedroom window... she copied that girl off the virgin suicides movie... anyway our house was 3 stories and she threw herself on it...
Mallica my step sister did the car and carbon dioxide in the garage scene... Mari Jayne stabed her thigh and went to the park and woods and was found 4 hours later and i am going to school monday morning... ditching and going to the woods and cutting myself to death.... i love pain
|29 Oct 2004||Katy||Slit you wrists, write a suicide note in your stomach, take a shit load of pills, fill your bath with vodka and get in and enjoy!|
|29 Oct 2004||Tootz||Im 13 n my mother is goin crazy because im failin school and parent teacher night is comin up and she said that if i get one bad report she'd hurt me really bad. im just about ready to jump out this window no joke. i just was wishing she would hit me and i would jus jump but she didnt and i think i still am goin to jump ... well i love u all and i c u up in heaven :/|
|29 Oct 2004||Lester||Mouchette, you are a dirty liar. I seriously doubt you're "nearly 13 years old". For someone whose first language isnt english, you're pretty damn good at it. But you're so young... so does that make you a genius? I dont think thats the case. You're just an "artist" that is using all these comments people post on his site as "art". I think you're lying about your age because you will generate more sympathy and more genuine responses. People have offered plenty of good advice on how to kill yourself. You dont want to kill yourself. If you did, you'd be dead already. Quit lying to the world. Nonetheless, if you really want to die.... try having a charcoal BBQ in an enclosed room. Have fun.|
|29 Oct 2004||Fat Fuckin Foot Long Flabamba||What's so bad about killing your yourself? Why are there so many people out there so concerned about other people suiciding? Why do you care if they die? Just let them die. Maybe it's for the best anyway. Why is it always assumed that prolonging life is the best thing? Why? I really want to know.|
|29 Oct 2004||chronic||poke out my own eyes.. slide on a slid full fo small razors and then splash into a tub full of alchohol cleansing liquid.. and then falling "accidently" on the railroad and knock out myself and wake up 3 seconds before the train runs over me.. NIIIICE!!|
|28 Oct 2004||DeA'ndre Harris||drink anti-freeze and then go to sleep don't bother waking up|
|28 Oct 2004||tmy||Live in Africa ?|
|28 Oct 2004||dale||well i aint tried that many times but i tried the other day by inhalin 2 cans of aerosal drunk a bottle of wine got stoned off a bong an then dropped a dube but it dint work i was jus mashed off my nut an ive tried 2 slit my wrists but that dint work neither so how do i do it|
|28 Oct 2004||Jonathan Miller||I think this is a humorous site keep doing it. All these fucks complaining about it should be the ones offing themselves|
|28 Oct 2004||Catherine||Omg! Dont kill yourself! There's so many people on here talking about killing themselves. I thought about doing it myself so many times but it really is not the answer. No matter how messed up your life is you can fix it. Even if you dont want to live right not yoo have to live for the future. You might soon have everything yoo want now. Even if it might not be soon. And suicide isn't always successful, you could end up paralised for life then your it would be even worse. It would be better not to do this or kill yourself... but even cutting yourself or doing something like that would be better than commiting suicide. Forget about what is upsetting you and eat your fave food and watch ure fave film and dont let anything anybody else says or does upset you. Your problems won't always be there. xxx|
|28 Oct 2004||tetelle||immolation par l'eau|
|28 Oct 2004||Some1 better than you!||This website is the most disgusting and inhuman thing i have ever seen, i plan to report this website to the authoritys because i cannot see how making fun of such serious and upsetting subjects, i.e ~ killing yourself, is very productive. I hope you all die in a horiffic car crash and burn in hell you selfrichous cunts!|