|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|26 Nov 2004||crackjack||Hey everyone! Remember me? It's the queer-loving, gaybasher back to put his 2c on this worthless board!
That will mean this board will be worth two cents from now on (do the maths).
Anyway, as a lecturer at a prominent university in Australia (I won't say which one) I can say I am an expert in everything... yes, everything. That includes suicidal teenagers. I know where your problems come from, you needn't look any further.
If you are a women then this is easily sorted. Are you familiar with the teachings of Freud? He says that when a young girl sees her naked brother she notices that he has a penis while she doesn't. She subconsciously compares her lack of penis to his relatively large one. Although at a young stage this is harmless, it can develop later in life to a series of pyschological problems, all stemming from the original "Penis Envy". Penis Envy can cause a wide range of problems in women and it's up to the women in question to do something about it. You CANNOT blame your abusive family or lover or situation for your problems. Your problems come from the lack of a penis, you may as well accept that as it is an inevitable FACT.
Until you do something about that YOUR PROBLEMS WILL REMAIN. My suggestion in the past had been to fashion one of your own from excess fat on the buttocks and thigh regions. This can shaped, placed in a sausage skin and attached to the nessicary area. This WILL solve your problems. Take it from me I know. I have lectured this stuff for years.
God bless. Think of Jesus when you do it. He will give you strength, amen.
|26 Nov 2004||My name?||As i was surfing the internet, i come across with your website which is very sophisticated when it comes how to commit suicide using very simple technic, but i would not recommend anyone to take his life. just learn and grow you will be happy for the rest of your life, but if you cross that line you will never come back this is a satanic manoeuvre .|
|25 Nov 2004||zack||hi guys my name is zack and what you are about to read will put you to tears but dont be sad, i think i do the job for everyone here. i was 5 when i got sexually harassed by my own father over and over again then at 10 i got harrased by a stranger in a video game shop. he took me in a corner and made me feel every part of his body, i cried throughout that ordeal and now at 19 i still do. At the same time my fuckin father was having an affair with another woman in england, he went over there and got married. didnt tell ne1 for awhile came back home and started beating my mom my brother and me. it still puts me to tears when i think about the fact that he beat me and my brother with army shoes. my best friend turned out to be gay. he almost had sex with me while i was passed out, 2 years ago this happened. now i dont speak to my best friend part of me died that day. then i came to mississauga, a year and a half ago. i made an new friend here john, he was the closest friend i had in my life at that point and somehow he came to believe that i said something bad about his family, this is when we had gotten in to a fight over a girl... we stopped speaking we havent spoken in 5 months, dont think ever will. i am an anorexic and a boulemic i throw up after eating, dont know why,,, but can you blame me? i have 10 years to live at most if i keep at it. i want to stop but i cant i work our 3 hours a day i have a great body but a really weak heart so i can have a heart attack at netime. i hvent gone to sleep in 3 weeks and when i do fall asleep i do it for an hour most. last time i ate anything was 3 days ago
without actually throwing up. ive cut my wrists 2 times both times the bleeding stopped and i didnt die... i want to die, im ready to die. i belived in god so much but i dont think there is nething and if there is hes left us to be doomed. if there was nething, there wouldnt be suffering. today i got into a car accident, a serious one. the initial demages put the price tag a 20000 grand, im in the hole for that, and the funny part is that i wasnt afraid of dying at all, a part of me was actually disappointed as to why i didnt die. i saw the car coming and i kept on moving towards it, i could have stopped but i didnt. o yes my mom was the corner stone in my life till i found out that shes had two abortions. she kill my brother and sisther or which ever one, it could have been me in their place, this is how much she loves her children. the cops came to my house before to put me into a mental institution but i refused since i am 19. i am ready to die i have accepted that. please help me, i live in mississauga... please i feel as if everything is slipping from my hands, i dont have enough time, i need someone anyone please
|25 Nov 2004||Will Snow||Hey 'NO', perhaps youre fucked up too. Well, you came here so you must be thinking about suicide eh. Well, how are you all my darlings? Ooooh sorry, i feel a bit silly today. Where im living at the moment is a mad house. I thought the B+B was bad enough, but this place, geees! Of course they all know im gay and they wanna be friends with me. Im a bit shy and get a little anxious but they keep saying i shouldnt lock myself away. They also say that if i get bullied to tell them and they will beat them up. I hate violence. Ummm, better be going.|
|25 Nov 2004||rach m||i am wanting to die quietly by myself and i wonder what pills to take. i already take 50 mg of methadone a day so i wouls probably need a benzodiazepine of some sort. can someone please tell me?|
|25 Nov 2004||Colin||Drink clorox and bleach and then drink a lot of milk and go to bed.|
|25 Nov 2004||philippe||to get 13 ... and older. perhaps.|
|24 Nov 2004||Athena||When I was 7 my mother and father split up and I went to live with my grandmother. My father became a drunk and my mother had mental problems. My grandmother died a year after living with here so then I was put with my mother. A couple months later doctors found cancer in her in a confidential part of her body. I was messing up in
school. I had a boyfriend that was way way older than me and he raped me but I never told anyone then I was caught in school w/ pot and the worst part about it is that it wasn't even mine it was my sisters purse that they found it in. I was expeled. Then I went to a school call fred lynn and there I hardly went to school I went to school like 1 day out of a week. Then the truancy officer gave me a choice my father who i hated or juvy
but then my mother ended up making me go with my dad then a year later my mother started fighting for custody and she's still fighting.
I've tryed killing myself multiple times my friend Nicole Decker slit her wrist and killed herself as well as my friends dad.
And its hard to believe that all this bad shit happened to me and that
I'm only 13.
|24 Nov 2004||Religious Maggie||I do not mock people here, I am simply enjoying my life of chastity as best I can. Im in the process of creating my own website which I will show to you all soon, my darlings. Ive been so busy with my poosy. I just love people playing wit my poosy, especially at the altar cos its soooo holy (holey). Well, my poosy is my holy hole. I have
found that wholemeal wafers come out better with my cum. The ordinary thin ones seem to get stuck and people seem to be sticking there fingers up trying to get them out. Or if you are my priest he uses his teeth. His hairy beard tickles my poosy. Often we get attached with his beard and my poosy
with hairy sticky cum all over it. I hear that there are some Dildos that you can get. Ummm, perhaps they would get stuck. Perhaps I should do some experiment with one on the altar and some candle oil, yes that would lubricate it.....
|24 Nov 2004||Sakis||Choke yourself on a little toy of yours... Any toy would do|
|24 Nov 2004||jean jack||la vie de famille|
|24 Nov 2004||Some guy||Ok its my time to rant now ive read about 15 pages and this for 3 hours, ive sent a bunch of e-mails (although i only thought of it at the end) and wow i came THIS close to puking a couple times. Commiting suicide isnt dumb i know how it feels sometimes
.when animals are in severe conditions you weigh your options, you find a way to cope, and if you cant then you do the LOGICAL thing. But we arent animals we're human gifted with one thing and thats reason. A long time ago i was kinda like some of these guys on this forum but not so open. I know some of the pain alotta you feel but trust me time prevails over suicide DO NOT commit suicide because no matter what NO MATTER WHAT there is always a way out. I was fortunate and i went to a boys and girls home before my last attempt nearly killed me. I realize some people dont want to go to a organization for help so just set goals, give life one last chance idk try to become a millionaire a man with NOTHING to lose is probably the most powerful person in the world and im dead serious after my last attempts I set goals I went to school and I actually like life and although I still get cold sweats of my childhood when I wake up I dont care just knowing how much potential there is in me and how far I can get in life
how far ANYONE can go in life
always remember that a man with nothing to lose is the most powerful man in the world so put on a good cd sit back and chill set goals and go out there with a new attitude cope ADAPT to your situation
and if your abused or tortured like I was I really do think you should go to a organization for help I know it takes a lot of courage but you wont regret it
.. DONT waste your potential if your gonna go at least go fighting
Anyones always open to e-mail me if you want to rant or talk or w/e
|24 Nov 2004||Mike Prater||vicodin and tequila,vodka,redbull|
|24 Nov 2004||Jenn||Everything in my life is so perfect or thats what everyone thinks... I have a great family who gives me 5948941 times more then what i need.. i have loving friends and i great boyfriend... but for some reason i hate it all. And its not my life i hate, its me.|
|24 Nov 2004||Jack||To the guy who said that black people should kill themselves:
You are a racist little cunt. Why don't you say something like that in the middle of town.
|23 Nov 2004||Elise||Dream your life instead of living it....|
|23 Nov 2004||margo||se coupé les veines|
|23 Nov 2004||Nickaletta||stop eating and drinking water. simple, no supplies needed, and quick. within 2 weeks without food, 3 days without water (but you can't eat either)|
|23 Nov 2004||no||all u people are fucked up -
if your bored play a game or do a shit or something- keep your self occupied u fucking suicidal freaks
|23 Nov 2004||some sik minded freak||the best way to kill yourself is not to kill yourself physically but mentally. kill every thing inside you, your thouts, your visions and your memories. dont eat dont drink dont talk to any one. kill yourself mentally and then get a pet cat or dog collect there fur in a brush then swallow it leaving a note saying i told you the animals hated me.|