Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
30 Nov 2004 Smelly Coont Will Snow, how dumb can you be? Flamer isn't back. The dude who posted as Flamer is obviously a Flamer wannabe because no one can write like the original. To the imposter Flamer, you are an insult to the name Flamer because your ability to set things on fire = ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!

The real Flamer wouldn't use a phrase like "looky here". What the fuck kind of thing to say is that? You stupid piece of shit.

By the way, Will, why didn't you just punch that pervert in the face? What the fuck is wrong with you? Stand up for yourself you fuckin pussy.

And to the dude whos wife cheated on him, instead of killing yourself, kill her instead.... and then yourself and we will all be better off.
30 Nov 2004 Man Is the Bastard Am I encouraging people to kill themselves? Let me begin by saying that having a child is one of the most utterly selfish things a person can do. Let the souls rest in peace! Who are you to drag some innocent person into this fucked up world? Oh well you got pregnant on accident? Abort! Even all of you self-righteous fucks who "generously" adopt an unwanted baby. You are only encouraging it! Leave them alone! Every single parent out there should only suffer horribly for your incredibly selfish act. Now, I understand that I've barely scratched the surface on why having a child is a crime against humanity. But I've at least made my views known. Moving on to suicide. Hey, be happy! Laugh! Go watch MST3K! Show us the true meaning of the word euphoria! However, everybody reading this knows deep down this is just a lie. Happiness is a lie. Life is a lie. Suffering is truth. Admit the truth and kill yourself. But hey, don't take my word for it. Go look at yourself in the fucking mirror. Get honest! Now it is my responsibility to make sure you kill yourself correctly. Everybody is different. I'm sure there are some people who could make any method work. The only foolproof methods I endorse are jumping and drowning. If you jump I would only recommend this from at least twelve stories. Myself, I would want twenty. Hey, see if you can find an open place. It's almost impossible in the 21st century. That leaves us with drowning. Unfortunately, I do not recommend this at winter. The water is too cold to simply get into. And if the water is too cold you can be revived for up to an hour. Sorry. I'm waiting until summer. Hey, call me a chicken. Maybe I'm wrong about all this. Maybe suicide is wrong. But when that warm summer wind blows it will be time to get honest.
30 Nov 2004 Religious Maggie Oh Cryss darling that is so true. When Jesus died on the cross he did indeed have me in mind. My lovely boobs and my holy poosy. I sometimes wonder if I actually deserve God, especially when we sing "What did I do to deserve you?" at church. In my case it means that I am saving myself for the lord. So in saving myself for him I then deserve him.
There's also another song we sing, that goes like this: "Here in the love of Christ I stand". It means with the love of christ I stand erect. But my poosy stands erect too you know my darlings, yes it pushes my knickers foward. Sometimes they split in the middle.
30 Nov 2004 jeffrey god put us here as a joke to see how we deal with completely insolvable problems like the fact that our lives are shit and they will stay shit for as long as we live
30 Nov 2004 EMILY you know what..all today I have been thinking about all this! ONE OF MY BESTFRIENDS HUNG HIS SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE AND ID STILL IN A CONCUSION AND ITS DEC.!!! YOU ALL NEED TO STOP WANTING TO KILL YOURSELFS!! ITS SO STUPID! DO U THINK GOD JUST PUT YOU HERE SO U COULD KILL YOURSELF? NO HE PUT YOU HEAR FOR A REASON!!!!!!!!! THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!
30 Nov 2004 Crazy_charlie I need some advice on what could be a suicidal decision and I feel you guys will give me an honest opinion.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell up just to see what time it was and she went crazy and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my blazer which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my blazer that I noticed some rust around my rear wheel where the body meets the fender flare.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
30 Nov 2004 GERREN HEY GUYZ UM I HAVE NEVER TRIED TO ATTEMPT SUICIDE AND I PROBALLY WILL NEVER. MY NAME IS GERREN, I AM 14 YRS OLD, IM A FRESHMEN AND I ALSO DO SUM MODELING. I REALLY CARE ABOUT PEOPLE AND THERE PROBLEMS. I AM SITTING HERE READING THIS STUFF AND GETTING SO DEPRESSED AND SAD I REALLY WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I CAN DO BUT AS MANY OF U SADI NOBODY CAN STOP YOU. BUT ALL I AM REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS JUST DONT END YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW YOUR ON THIS EARTH FOR A PURPOSE IT MIGHT NOT SEEM LIKE IT NOW, BUT WHEN YOU GET OLDER YOU WILL THANK YOURSELF FOR THINKING TWICE AND LIVING YOUR LIFE TO THE FULLIEST. LIFE IS ALREADY SHORT AS IT IS, IF SOMETHING IS DEPRESSING YOU OR BOTHERING YOU BE THE BIGGER PERSON AND TAKE CONTROL, BUT IN A SMART SAFE WAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR GUYZ TIME. I LOVE YOU ALL PLEEZ DONT HARM YOURSELF!
30 Nov 2004 sharyn schaffer yo i posted on this site and this person keeps writing me i think she is a really pretty chic she says she thinks dead guys are sexy so if you plan on commitin suicide write an email to... AqueeriusPerson@aol.com
29 Nov 2004 Annie This is to the editors of this site; why is my entry under this heading? Some people already know? I don't understand? Will you please email me and tell me what this means. Thanks
29 Nov 2004 Cryss If you are contemplating suicide, I have an easy answer for you. GOD. i know that you here this all of the time, and you may even think that God doesn't love you because you aren't worthy or you did too much wrong or whatever, but he loves you. When Jesus died on the cross he had you in mind. He knew you would do wrong we all do wrong. He is the ONLY person who did not sin. He died for you and for me. Don't let Jesus death be in vain. Give him all your problems. He will help you through anything.
29 Nov 2004 Some one whos friends always fucking hate him how is this s'post to fucking help me, fuck this site, every body here would be more suisidal than they came! the only thing it teaches is that alot of people out there are suisidal
29 Nov 2004 Addie i love this site i have done some of the things u have said at this moment in time i am bleeding thank god i will be so happy when i die
29 Nov 2004 Some one whos friends always fucking hate him This sucks i though it would really help me commit suiside dam mother fuckers, cant i find a fucking site that will help me die in fucking peace?
29 Nov 2004 Will Snow OH NO, not you again FLAMER!!! Why dont you get lost and play with yourself or summat. Perhaps you cant physically do it or dont know how.
I keep getting pestered by this oldish man. I may be gay but im not hard up!! Since he found out that im gay he has just constantly pestered me. He even came into my room at the hostel and put his hand on my knee. Then he put his arm around me and practically squashed me. Then he looked at me in the eyes, sorta "I fancy you" look. I started to get panicky and thought oh god.
People just think youre easy when they know youre gay.
29 Nov 2004 Religious Maggie Oh and everyone should remember this if they plan to kill themselves - suicide is a sin, and is desecrating Gods holy temple. You see, God will certainly cum again. First time since with the Virgin Mary and so he will be able to judge the good and bad people whether they are alive on earth or dead. If they are good people then they will be offered eternal life to play with their poosies. Those that are bad of course will have their poosies removed for eternal punishment and will be sent to hell.
29 Nov 2004 Religious Maggie Oh Mouchette what happened to my last poos...my post?
Flamer darling, you just need to accept God into your life. Like I have accepted God into my poosy. You will feel so much better for it, plus if you are suicidal or unhappy you get the added bonus of believing in someone who doesnt exist and living your life around them. So you get to live and not kill yourself. Or better yet, you can live to experience God entering your poosy when you go to Heaven.
Wouldnt that be amazing now my darlings?
29 Nov 2004 Mohinder HaHa 'tis the season to be merry! There is no better time to decide the best way to kill yourself! Unfortunately there is no foolproof way to kill yourself! Something can always happen and because we are here we know it will. So, we've just got to pick the very best one. So many misconceptions! But hey, everybody's different. So, I'm going to attempt the everyman suicide method. I don't know about you, but I don't have a gun or the money to go buy one. Even if I did get a shotgun...the slightest twitch and YOU ARE FUCKED! Not foolproof! Now, how many people on this site have tried using drugs? slashing their wrists? Not foolproof! How about laying on the railroad tracks. It's not what you think. Even if the train doesn't stop (which contrary to popular belief it can) or you lay down at the last second, it's not like a guilotene! Physics people! There is a chance you can either "bounce off" or get "sucked up". Not foolproof! My personal favorite has always been jumping. Ah the glory of it all. But alas, it is not foolproof. First of all it's got to be twelve stories minimum! Hey, if you can get there to easily jump with no trees then I say do it! But just try getting there and believe me that's doing much better than most people. Try it! All the shit is locked up! Myself, I would want twenty stories anyway. Foolproof, IF you can get it. How about hanging? It's a classic! I don't know how people do it. Hey I can get myself to gag as good as the next person. But actually killing yourself on the first try? Not foolproof! Now, like I said. Nothing is foolproof! However, we have to kill ourselves! So, we've got to go for the all around best. Are you holding your breath? ...it's...!DROWNING! Believe it or not! Any swimming pool, pond, lake, river, or ocean will do the trick! Now this does require a few accessories but if you can't get HANDCUFFS and DUMB-BELLS then I know you can improvise. Why is this foolproof you may ask? All you have to do is stay down there! You are Guaranteed to die! Most importantly you must do it at night so no friendly neighbors will see you and come to the rescue! And unfortunately here's the trouble in paradise for our holiday season suicide. You can't do it if the waters cold! Well you can but it's not recommended. First of all cold water really sucks and warm does not. Most importantly though if the water is too cold, which it most likely is right now, you can be revived for up to an hour. Not good! Hey I didn't make the rules! Scope out those twenty story rooftops. See the city! Say your good-byes and make plans until the summer. Because you and I both know that time will never change the fact that suicide is the only logical answer.
29 Nov 2004 alex just have a poisen thats much hahahah h a
29 Nov 2004 Michelle So... I am not anywhere close to 13... I do remember it. I tried to kill myself many times from 10-21... I have been thinking about it a lot lately.... that is why I found this site. I recently moved to NYC my friends and family are 3,000 miles away and I am lonely, under employed, serious debt, nothing too horrible. Not really the things people kill themselves over. I have always wondered why I really haven't felt like living this life. I have alway imagined going out for lunch and being hit by a speeding car... falling off a ladder at work and breaking my neck... and every time I see a razor blade I want to slit my wrists... when I take my Zoloft at night I want to take the whole bottle... of course it probally won't kill me... I am not really looking for help though some time on the couch would probally benefit... I will look forward to new entries... I check it often.
29 Nov 2004 The blood of you are on societys hands God grant me the serenity to stop worrying about things i cannot change, give me the courage to change the things that i can, and the wisdom to tell the difference.(Everyone is unique as an individual, we all play a part in our society even though it may be a small one, life doesnt pass you by if u dont let it)There is love out there for everyone if that is what one needs. There is an explaination for everything you just have to find it and be willing to find it. You may see your psychologists and take your medication but if u truly dont want to be helped deep inside than you are lost. There is god but there is no heaven nor hell death means the end of existence, it means blackness, nothing. All people are empathic but some more than others and for the people who have no answers to their depression you take on the worrys that are not your own. I know my words fall on deaf ears and blind eyes and i bid everyone fairwell, to each there own and if its death you seek than im sure will find it...

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