|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|21 Sep 2004||Kati||You are soooo fucking stupid!! You're only 13!! How can your life be that bad already?? Yeah, you might fight w. your family or shit like that but it gets better!! It doesn't stay like that forever. Killing yourself is a permanant solution to a temp. problem. You people who are thinking of killing yourselves need to go to a counsoler or something...|
|20 Sep 2004||Zarathustra||I am sad !
I get no attention, respect, acknowledgement. My train of life is going on dead railtracks. What is the reason to continue living when everyday is the same: boring and tedious!
Change? Alter my state? Is that what you're thinking of? I'm only complaining while being lazy? NO ! This is not whining ! What keeps me alive is that maybe sometime I'll have a chance to spend the rest of my life in solitude in the mountains. I realized life is a complete waste of time.. and not did I realize this when I was depressed but when I was having the happiest moment of my life!
|20 Sep 2004||Peter||i reckon the old "put ur head in a noose, stand on a stool, hook the noose securley to the ceiling and kick the stool over" is an easy way to go, but jumping out of a first-floor window head first is probably quite easy. ooh once i discovered i could hang upside down from the top of a swimmingpool changing-cubicle, if i let go of my hands my head would hit the hard tiled floor with the weight of my whole body against it...|
|20 Sep 2004||Phil||Burning cats is all well and good (in fact me and my boyfriend plan to truss up my mum's cat like a turkey, lay her on her back and cook her in the oven. And then serve her as dinner for my mum, who would no doubt say "Mmmm it's lovely and tender, can I have some more?")
Anyway it's just as I've always known - the abused becomes the abuser, though instead of acting out your anger on humans in real life, you do it online. But we aren't cats and we can fight back. I would suggest you see a shrink, but I know you won't do that anyway. Sounds like you have internalised homophobia, or something (I know about it cos abuse has played a part in my life too for various reasons), it means you can be gay yet hate gays too, for a certain reason (you know why). You need to be seeing a shrink, but you don't want to... do you?
Hey everyone, I am talking to an automated robot, how sad is that? Take a look at http://www.pandorabots.com, it's a great way to pass the time, when you are depressed and all that.
|20 Sep 2004||Ana||Everyone's reasons for suicide are justified, you don't even know what they are.|
|20 Sep 2004||Flamer||Also I have no idea what I'm even FUCKING talking about sometimes. I don't know shit about psychology or mental health because I dropped out of school when everyone found out I was gay. You see I was to busy getting dicks rammed up my ass to know anything about social phobia or suicide. I think you're all fucked up in the head because I'm not. My suicidal reasons are justified because my homosexuality has ruined my life. You all are pussies, afraid of life.
YOU ARE ALL FUCKED!!!! YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!!
|20 Sep 2004||Flamer||Well guys I can't help the way I act because I'm secretly gay and I want to kill myself too just like the rest of you. I hate myself. I used to burn cats and kill small animals for fun. Now I like to slit my wrists and rub the blood on my face. Then I get my lover to let me lick nut out of his asshole. I hate people like me and I wish I had the guts to kill myself I really do. I make fun of all of you because as you can tell I'm insecure in myself. I just want my daddy. Why did you leave daddy I just want an ass-raping like I used to get, that would keep me in line. PLease don't think bad of me I'm only trying to help by calling you a pathetic fucking loser who should've never been born. I mean why else would I say it unless you're completely FUCKED in the first place. I hate you all but I think suicide is for ass-rapers and cocksmokers. You all fucking suck.|
|20 Sep 2004||Jus.||Shove Pliers up your nose and open them.|
|19 Sep 2004||crackerjack||I agree with Will,
Seriously, what kind of sick freak would go to a suicide sight just to insult people???
Seriously, anyone who would do something like that has far worse mental health issues than someone suicidal. I mean, you talk about suicidal people being "fucked in the head" but what is TRULEY fucked in the head is someone hanging around a suicide sight for no other reason than to insult people.
...that is genuinely bizarre! It really and truly is! You should seriously consider getting counselling becuase it seems to me that you not only have a/m problems but also quite severe self-worth issues, which couple to create a "bully-boy" type attitude, which you can easily act out over the internet.
|19 Sep 2004||Candice||WOW ok all of you guys are seirously fuckin dumb.... if you all are too wimpy not to live life and kill yourselves then fuckin go for it but it is so fucking stupid... you are putting your fuckinselves out of pain when u wil jst be putting a whole shit load of people who care about u in more pain then u are... happy now good i hope u are... wahtever life is worth it...if u honestly have that bad of a life go get help! AND above all this site is for girls/boys who want to kill themselves when they are under 13 years of age, so all you pussy 28 year olds in here and shit need to either not post Ne thing about u wanting to kill yourself or at least say something helpful like umm dont do it .... you are 28 fuckin years old u are on your own do wahtever u fuckin want but dont encourage 13 and unders to kill themselvs honesly get some fuckin sence....i am just saying al you 13 year olds need to stop thinking all this shit and live your life like a kid...HAVE FUN!!! if it means getting help then so be it but dont fuckin be a whimp about the world and kill yourself|
|18 Sep 2004||Phil||Oh go to bed Flamer, I dont listen to a poo nurse. The poo nurse is always the underexperienced, badly paid, smelling-of-shit nurse in the Doctors Surgery that examines peoples bottoms for lumps and poo problems. They are not qualified enough to speak about real medical and mental problems, and we have a classic case of one here. Although they always think of themselves as a propper doctor. Go away now, I believe there is an old man with the most crinkly bottom you will ever see that needs his hole widening.|
|18 Sep 2004||no hands||It has to be said, Flamer is a fucking cunt how deserves to die!!! you fucking fuckign deserve to die you cunt! you fucking mean cunt!
seriously, what the fuck??? you shouldn't say that type of shit to people! why don't you just piss the fuck off?
....heheh, that's bullshit about people with SAD having suppressed anger... it's not suppressed with me.....
|18 Sep 2004||Will Snow||Flamer, WHAT IS YOUR PROB? You seem to be offensive to everyone here. I guess youre the one thats a complete ASS! You seem to have a bigger problem than anyone else. I assume you are lonely. Thats the only explanation or youre jealous. I have been shy with people for well as long as I can remember but sometimes I can talk to people ok, although when Im nervous I get my words muddled up or my voice goes funny.|
|18 Sep 2004||Flamer||Phil, you are incorrect about social anxiety disorder, as very much is known about it. In fact, I happen to be an expert on social phobia, and I can explain it to you for your benefit, and to everyone else. Phil, you have social phobia because you are a fucking loser who has no confidence in himself. People scare you because you know that everyone is better than you. You don't know what to say around people because you know that anything you have to say is stupid. And it bothers you that other people will think you are stupid because you need their approval. Basically, having social anxiety means that you have absolutely no confidence in anything you do, you are a loser, a freak, an outcast, you think that everything you do is wrong and stupid and you worry that no one loves you, and no one can love you because you suck ass. Nothing you do is right, everything about you is wrong, you are one fucked up mother fucker.
If you were in front of people at a party or something, your balls would shrink to the size of a grape seed, and you would cower in a corner and not know what the fuck to do. And then I'd walk up to you and punch you in the face, and you wouldn't know what the fuck to do because you'd be scared shitless, and you wouldn't even be able to defend yourself you fucking pussy!! You're scared of people, and you want them to like you, but you secretly hate them..... A LOT!!!! You bastard, fuck you, you hateful son of a bitch!!! Who would want to be around such a hateful mother fucker like you!?!?!? Fucking retard. You're lucky that you're gay because no woman would ever want such a pussy, but you might have some luck with a gay loser who's just as fucked up as you. What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you hate people you bastard? Because they understand social dynamics and you don't? Because they can be happy and you can't? FUCK YOU!!!!!!
So the next time you go to your lame ass therapist, tell them Flamer sent you and they'll know what to do for you. They'll tell you to laugh at me, and laugh at yourself too, you fucking moron.
|18 Sep 2004||Red Jack Malicious||1>Die naturally (you will die: 10 days after you read this.)
2>Meet Satan (he'll be there, TRUST ME)
3>Ask him how
4>Be reincarnated, bide your time, and follow Lucifer's instructions.
5> If you think that's too time consuming, follow a white rabbit, he'll kill you! ;)...smilies are creepy.
|18 Sep 2004||crackerjack||Dear Phil,
I'm sorry to hear about your condition. Heheh, I find it amusing how you said about it not being a sexy condition, just one that no one knows much about. Well, as chances would have it, I know a lot about a lot of conditions... but SAD is one... well, that no one knows much about :-)
However, you CAN get it treated, and in my opinion you, like everyone else here, should go about find treatment. There are some things people can't deal with by themselves. It's as simple as that. We aren't properly adapted to just how complex our society is and so we have problems just living in it normaly. We are stressed out, mal-adjusted, aggressive, uncaring, disorientated being, trying and ultimately failing to find meaning in our own lives. Who has real meaning in their life? Almost no one. And to make matters worse there are literally billions of rules, crossing and recrossing all around you, forcing you to conform into a particular way. Think about it... if you need to go to the toilet, why don't you just go in your pants right now? If you just need a pee, it literally won't do any harm... so why don't you? Because of the rules of society. Every single step you take and move you make, every thought you think is dictated by these rules. Now, I'm not saying that's bad or good, it just "is". Also the fact that humans aren't adapted to deal with it "is".
So basically what I'm saying is no one should feel ashamed of thier problems, and no one should try to deal with them by themselves, because the average person is strechted to their limit just surviving.
|17 Sep 2004||Spectre||Turn on the gas stove, close the windows and breath deep. Or break your own neck, head in stairs or under couch, turn head quickly.|
|17 Sep 2004||DeadlyPudding||Alright Flamer let's settle this okay. Me and you were both trying to help people. You have your method and I have mine. Let's look at your method first.
Now, Mr. Sad, the reason your wife wants to leave you is because you are a pathetic fucking pussy piece of shit who can't even live his own life. What woman would want to be with a man who is such a pussy, and so dependant that he can't even go on and live his own got dang life without depending on someone? The answer is no woman in the right mind would want that. Now before you go do something fucked up and kill yourself, I'm actually trying to help you, you fucking pathetic loser. Don't be a fucking chump ass and go through with it because if you do, then you really are a pathetic son of a bitch, and your wife is right for leaving you. Instead, MOVE ON!!!!! Get over the bitch, you don't need that cunt! Go find some other bitch and doink her in the ass. Then tell her to get the fuck out of your house because you don't need nothin from nobody!!! You have a good life all on your own. Oh, the doinking of women is optional..... but you definitely need to get over your ex. You don't need her. Move on. Be happy with yourself, dependent on no one but YOU!!!!! Your life is worth more than anything your ex could give you.
It sounds a bit harsh. Some one that's already over the edge but still might not do it can easily go all the way with but one negative action toward them. For example, my cousin killed himself after taking 23 LORTABS! That's all that was needed. After that he went in his room and blasted his head off with a shotgun.
Now my method:
Now listen I think every suicidal person should really ask themselves "Why would things be better if I was dead?" I think you all should post why let us know why this is a such a "good" thing. Everyone and I mean everyone at one point has wanted to die or kill themselves it's human nature to fell unwanteed and unloved what's not normal is actually hurting yourself. Now hurting yourself isn't being suicidal it's being sadomasochistic and that boils down to being sexually aroused by pain. But you guys make it sound like you do it to ease your pain... so does that mean that being suicidal is a sexual turn on? I admit I like to be spanked or tied up sometimes when I do it but I don't slit my wrists and use the blood for lube. C'mon guys what's the deal? You can stop hurting yourself. If your so suicidal why don't you take up sky diving, bungee-jumping, have a lot of sex, or even do dangerous drugs? They all could kill you but
A.) It wouldn't be your fault and
B.) You would have fun doing it.
Just remember my words and the words of R.E.M. Everybody HUrts sometimes so hold on.
Again it's flawed. Everybody that suicidal has something that will help them. But everybady responds to something different. You know some might feel negatively to my comment about suicide being sadomasochistic. Others my actually be helped(I don't know how though). It just depends on the person. But generally cussing someone out doesn't help the situation. I said I wouldn't post again I said I wouldn't bother, but some things needed to be said. So Flamer will you take in to consideration what I said? No one can help someone better than someone else, but the most accepted way is to treat them with respect and kindness they deserve. You see you lack sympathy in your posts. I lacked direction. But seeing as how I have failed to change anyone's mind and have only gotten negative comments from my posts then therefore I know that my help is not wanted seeing as how I haven't helped anyone. Whenever you decide to graduate middle school & high school you should come back and try to help people Flamer. While you lack sympathy you have great determination. and now I bid you all farewell. And take care.
|17 Sep 2004||no hands||hahah!!
i love that post by emma, she tells people to seek help from people like her and then doesn't put in her email... uh... how are they supposed to seek help from you, genius?
|17 Sep 2004||no hands||huh!
i have social phobia too! and it fucking sucks, because i'm not actually anti-social!
man, those two things are fucking shit when put together! seriously, i wouldn't mind if it if i didn't like people, but i do!!!
yeah, depression sucks too.
dunno... there's cool shit you can do about it though. if you have money go around the internet surfing for miricle cures. some of them work!! seriously, one did for me... i won't say what because i ain't selling shit. but anyway, i hope you do okay.