|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Oct 2004||Amy||listen up, kiddo. if you're angst ridden enough to be thinking about suicide at 12, then you're probably enrolled in your school's gifted program. that means you'll get this, so pay attention. NOTHING MATTERS. see, your physical reality is composed of infinitely small particles which add up to make the infinitely large (universes, galaxies, etc). we are somewhere in the middle, being made of infinitely small and contributing to infinitely large. in short, EVERYTHING that happens on this planet is completely inconsequential, including you and your life. so, it doesn't matter what you do, because it's not even a blip on the radar in the REALLY big picture. so, live for yourself, do things that make you happy, and try to enlighten youself. take aikedo classes, read a book about non duality. these things will help you gain knowledge. killing yourself is a WASTE OF TIME because you can't really die. the infinitely small that compose your physical reality will just end up composing something else, and your conscious reality (aka your soul), which is made of the same infinitely small, will also continue to exist, just maybe in another form. so, chill out, life really does get better, and stop worrying so much, because NOTHING MATTERS. so just try to learn all you can while you're here.|
|19 Oct 2004||Get over it||This is a pathetic plea for attention but I'll bite. Get over it. I don't care what the fuck has happened in your life but guaranteed, that and worse has happened to someone else. Seriously there shouldn't be any complaints from the little brats living in 1st-2nd world countries. All over the world there are children fucking fighting to stay alive everyday with no real future to look forward to while rich little goth pricks sitting talk about how life sucks so much while they eat 3+ meals a day and have running water, a house, and electricity. Oh but depression is sooo bad I'm suffering you say? Get a shrink millions of depression sufferers have done it, what's your problem? I really don't care what your issues are, they are none that justify killing yourself. So stop with the bullshit pleas for attention and stop wasting peoples time.|
|19 Oct 2004||crazycarl||go to the very top of the Sears tower. Tie one end of a VERY long rope to the top, and the other end to your penis. jump off. after a couple stories down, you wont mind hitting the ground as much.|
|19 Oct 2004||Get one of those lawn chippers like in fargo. you know what to do.|
|19 Oct 2004||lazarusdmx||I realize children are oh so smart these days, but how in the world could anyone actually believe that a 13 year old french speaking girl in amsterdam created this pastiche of post-modern garbage-shit? more likely some disaffected european fine arts student that has come to the terrible and inevitable realization that they occupy a meaningless and passe niche in the world, and, while trying to fufill the internet art requirement of their 7th year of schools final, is attempting a feat of online angst through garish and clashing backgrounds. or maybe it's an alien in the body of a french girl. or maybe it's a thirteen year old with a death wish. CLIFF YABLONSKI HATES HER, WHATEVER SHE IS, SO SHE BETTER NOT SHOW UP IN APPLETON CITY.|
|19 Oct 2004||Serious about death||I think I would prefer to drown in a septic pool of my own urea and defaction gathered over the course of a few months, but that's just me.|
|19 Oct 2004||Yami||No idea. But when you manage it, be sure to tell us all how you did it.|
|19 Oct 2004||Mr. Bojangles||Break your fucking neck you dumbass.
It's fucking simple. God damn you kids need to stop having connections to the internet. Your pathetic site is shitty too.
|19 Oct 2004||crap for brains||Jesus, you've been trying to come up with a way to kill yourself since 1997? Our choices here are as follows: a) you are stupid, b) you can't read, or c) you have no real plan for suicide. You're not fooling anyone. Find another way to get attention.|
|19 Oct 2004||disenchantedwithbitchyteens||Hang around for a couple more weeks and wait for Bush to get re-elected. We're all gonna suffer for that.
Seriously, find another way to fit in. This "I want to kill myself but I don't know how" shit is pathetic. I have to agree with the "Shit or get off the pot" group. There are millions of kids your age who can't get enough to eat, whose parents rape and beat them, who can't see or hear or speak or think. If you think you've got it bad, you're not doing any good to society. You've got plenty of ideas now, but somehow I don't think they're going to get used. So quit bitching and give yourself some purpose. When I was your age I had a job and was volunteering at any charity that would take me. Don't be so goddamn self-centered.
|19 Oct 2004||moncharleskey||Stab yourself in the fuckin eyeball. Either that or start playing a MMORPG.|
|19 Oct 2004||The Maltese Bippy||What in the good gotdamn is this shit? Telling tweens how to kill themselves? Get a grip and quit acting like pussies. There are people who went through the holocaust, the great depression, and WWII as kids. You fuckers have computers, MTV, nice clothes, etc. Stop being such losers and do something to contribute to society like volunteer at a homeless shelter or animal shelter. Stop being so fucking selfish and lame!|
|19 Oct 2004||Jacko Wacko||Dum da da dum deeeee!|
|19 Oct 2004||Jacobin||Try eating somethingawful. Somethingawful that causes bloating and indigestion.|
|19 Oct 2004||Jake||look, if you want to kill yourself you are either having serious problems at home or maybe you have some kind of personality disorder. Either way you look at it, it is not worth it either way. You probably think nobody understands, I can tell you that people do. You need to talk to somebody who does, wether it's a doctor or someone who just cares. A young life is nothing to waste, instead, why not take your experience and help others. It will make you feel better and you gain experience in life. Email me if you have questions, I'm not online often but I'll get back to you as soon as possible.|
|19 Oct 2004||E~||as a side note, it would really be best if you do die.. but if you dont die, dont go to a doctor, a hospital or anything else, because your insurance will be fucking insanely expensive if anyone knows you tried to kill yourself|
|19 Oct 2004||E~||I'm not going to give advice, but I've been here before, and I've tried to kill myself before....... and I just have to say...
you'll get over it. and if you don't, you'll end up killing yourself, which is no real loss. and if you're going to kill yourself, I have no problem giving you advice.
the best way to kill yourself is if you do it in a way that will make sure you die... ex. buy massive amounts of heroin and OD, shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun, or drive your car into a lake or whatnot. just please get it right, no one likes you anyway
|19 Oct 2004||bob||hey
if you are really going to kill yourself, you may as well take that asshole boyfriend and his parents with you right
kill them, then jump off of a building
|19 Oct 2004||EVAN!||eat your face!|
|18 Oct 2004||Aelfric||Drowning will result in Euphoria, so it's the nicest way to go, btw how come your not dead yet?|