|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Oct 2004||theroyalnonesuch||Obviously, if you want to kill yourself when you are thirteen, you are going to want to involve as much wallowing, self-pitying, and attention getting as humanly possible.
First, you need razor blades for the token, "I tried to slit my wrists and take my life, but really only made a red welt" deal. Actually, on second thought, just throw in some rubber bands and a red pen.
Secondly, you need a re-fillable fountain pen and some anti-coagulates so that you will be able to write letters to your best friend in blood.
Thirdly, you need a bunch of trashy fashion magazines so you can develop an eating disorder, just for good measure. Also, some gallon-sized ziploc bags so you can leave bags of vomit sitting around for your old sister and mother to find.
Then you need some dashboard confessional and mae. You put the dashboard in your significant other's locker along with a bloody love note. Then, put the mae in your discman, and swallow the entire month of your mother's birthcontrol pills and use your puking and crying skills to show off to all the cool kids during passing period.
It's sure to put on a good show.
|19 Oct 2004||Dylan||..im 16 iv tried to kill myself, i almost did it, i took the pills, but my folks came home, i could feel the warm blancket of death surround me, i felt it comfort me and take me away,i wish i had died. But i was taked away from the warmth, i felt it,so comforting, so delicate. now i feel the shroud call to me from beyond the grave|
|19 Oct 2004||seth||take about 20 acetaminophens (tylenol) this will completely stop your liver from functioning and kill you.|
|19 Oct 2004||mike||SEPPUKU!
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
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|19 Oct 2004||Mike||Seppuku is totally the best way to go.
One time I saw this ninja totally shame family by chopping some dude's head, who was really the president. Then he did the Seppuku thing, and my brother and I were like SSSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!
The only thing to remember is not to flinch. Otherwise you bring shame to family
|19 Oct 2004||Bob||Any way you can. Haven't you heard? It's a big conspiracy, no one loves you. You'll be much happier when you're dead. People will only understand you, and how complex your emotions are, when you're dead. They'll all be sorry if you kill yourself, hands will join across the world. You know what to do.|
|19 Oct 2004||Amy||listen up, kiddo. if you're angst ridden enough to be thinking about suicide at 12, then you're probably enrolled in your school's gifted program. that means you'll get this, so pay attention. NOTHING MATTERS. see, your physical reality is composed of infinitely small particles which add up to make the infinitely large (universes, galaxies, etc). we are somewhere in the middle, being made of infinitely small and contributing to infinitely large. in short, EVERYTHING that happens on this planet is completely inconsequential, including you and your life. so, it doesn't matter what you do, because it's not even a blip on the radar in the REALLY big picture. so, live for yourself, do things that make you happy, and try to enlighten youself. take aikedo classes, read a book about non duality. these things will help you gain knowledge. killing yourself is a WASTE OF TIME because you can't really die. the infinitely small that compose your physical reality will just end up composing something else, and your conscious reality (aka your soul), which is made of the same infinitely small, will also continue to exist, just maybe in another form. so, chill out, life really does get better, and stop worrying so much, because NOTHING MATTERS. so just try to learn all you can while you're here.|
|19 Oct 2004||Get over it||This is a pathetic plea for attention but I'll bite. Get over it. I don't care what the fuck has happened in your life but guaranteed, that and worse has happened to someone else. Seriously there shouldn't be any complaints from the little brats living in 1st-2nd world countries. All over the world there are children fucking fighting to stay alive everyday with no real future to look forward to while rich little goth pricks sitting talk about how life sucks so much while they eat 3+ meals a day and have running water, a house, and electricity. Oh but depression is sooo bad I'm suffering you say? Get a shrink millions of depression sufferers have done it, what's your problem? I really don't care what your issues are, they are none that justify killing yourself. So stop with the bullshit pleas for attention and stop wasting peoples time.|
|19 Oct 2004||crazycarl||go to the very top of the Sears tower. Tie one end of a VERY long rope to the top, and the other end to your penis. jump off. after a couple stories down, you wont mind hitting the ground as much.|
|19 Oct 2004||Get one of those lawn chippers like in fargo. you know what to do.|
|19 Oct 2004||lazarusdmx||I realize children are oh so smart these days, but how in the world could anyone actually believe that a 13 year old french speaking girl in amsterdam created this pastiche of post-modern garbage-shit? more likely some disaffected european fine arts student that has come to the terrible and inevitable realization that they occupy a meaningless and passe niche in the world, and, while trying to fufill the internet art requirement of their 7th year of schools final, is attempting a feat of online angst through garish and clashing backgrounds. or maybe it's an alien in the body of a french girl. or maybe it's a thirteen year old with a death wish. CLIFF YABLONSKI HATES HER, WHATEVER SHE IS, SO SHE BETTER NOT SHOW UP IN APPLETON CITY.|
|19 Oct 2004||Serious about death||I think I would prefer to drown in a septic pool of my own urea and defaction gathered over the course of a few months, but that's just me.|
|19 Oct 2004||Yami||No idea. But when you manage it, be sure to tell us all how you did it.|
|19 Oct 2004||Mr. Bojangles||Break your fucking neck you dumbass.
It's fucking simple. God damn you kids need to stop having connections to the internet. Your pathetic site is shitty too.
|19 Oct 2004||crap for brains||Jesus, you've been trying to come up with a way to kill yourself since 1997? Our choices here are as follows: a) you are stupid, b) you can't read, or c) you have no real plan for suicide. You're not fooling anyone. Find another way to get attention.|
|19 Oct 2004||disenchantedwithbitchyteens||Hang around for a couple more weeks and wait for Bush to get re-elected. We're all gonna suffer for that.
Seriously, find another way to fit in. This "I want to kill myself but I don't know how" shit is pathetic. I have to agree with the "Shit or get off the pot" group. There are millions of kids your age who can't get enough to eat, whose parents rape and beat them, who can't see or hear or speak or think. If you think you've got it bad, you're not doing any good to society. You've got plenty of ideas now, but somehow I don't think they're going to get used. So quit bitching and give yourself some purpose. When I was your age I had a job and was volunteering at any charity that would take me. Don't be so goddamn self-centered.
|19 Oct 2004||moncharleskey||Stab yourself in the fuckin eyeball. Either that or start playing a MMORPG.|
|19 Oct 2004||The Maltese Bippy||What in the good gotdamn is this shit? Telling tweens how to kill themselves? Get a grip and quit acting like pussies. There are people who went through the holocaust, the great depression, and WWII as kids. You fuckers have computers, MTV, nice clothes, etc. Stop being such losers and do something to contribute to society like volunteer at a homeless shelter or animal shelter. Stop being so fucking selfish and lame!|
|19 Oct 2004||Jacko Wacko||Dum da da dum deeeee!|
|19 Oct 2004||Jacobin||Try eating somethingawful. Somethingawful that causes bloating and indigestion.|