|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|05 Nov 2004||Religious Maggie||Hello everyone! I am Maggie and I love going to church! I sit in church every Sunday and put the holy bread into my poosy so that it gets nice and moist. It certainly makes it slip down my mouth a lot easier. I also enjoy watching TV with my legs in the air and my poosy wide open.
Please visit my favourtie website www.jesus.com and also you can arrange a date with me if you like, my face-pic profile is:
All the men want me so please be patient!
|05 Nov 2004||helen||rite i gave a recomendation 4 suicide attempts
dont do it,ok? plz, dont ever feel so awful 2 take ur life. im right on the edge, no1 beleevs me tha i feel like this its hurting me so much i've lost the 1 person i ever loved due 2 my own fault. im gonna shut up now bcuz dis aint 4 da suicide kit, this is me telling you people hu read it, that ur important. u mite not feel it but u r u r very important, and its shit u have 2 b forced 2 do sumthing like dat. plz dont feel thats the only way.
|05 Nov 2004||to some, Turf||Sometimes I feel like people don't understand how irrational suicide is, but to someone who is there rationality doesn't be jack. Right now all I want is for someone to tell me that they love me and that I matter to this world. My brain tells me, however, that even if someone did I would still feel this way. Death seems so sweet in the face of life. It's too hard, rest is all I want. My heart is broken and I will never find someone who is willing to fix it. I'm too fucked. All you kids out there who are thinking about killing youselves, I have no advice. Seek help if you can, but I understand that there is very little out there. Faith means nothing, and if it is just a chemical impalance, what does that say about heaven. You have to do what you need, cheers.|
|05 Nov 2004||Bogart||If your BLACK (african american or simply nigger) suicide is your best bet no matter your age. No one likes black people.|
|05 Nov 2004||Antagonist AKA a bunch of different people||Shelby!!!! You are too irresistable. Righteous asses eh? Eh?? Eh????? The only righteous ass I see around here is you, you angry beeyoch.... and maybe a couple other people.... but especially you. I hate fuckers who harp about how everyone else is judgemental, all the while being judgemental themselves. Get over yourself. You don't know everything, and you're not better than anyone.
I am wondering, why such a stigma against suicidal people who say they will commit for attention? It's like suicide is acceptable for every reason except attention. Attention seekers are still suicidal, they are still fucked in the head. They still need help. Why do you hate them?
Don't worry about anyone suing Mouchette. I bet Mouchette wants people to sue him. This would be good for two reasons. Anyone stupid enough to try to get the law involved in this would end up looking like a fucking idiot. Plus it would possibly give Mouchette a lot of attention which Mouchette just loooooooves. Obviously Mouchette wouldn't lose, so who cares.
|04 Nov 2004||Shelby||Lol, i love all the self righteous asses who are posting and are in the "cruel joke" and "blame me" section.
suicide isn't a joke. not at all. report you to the authorities, pfft, please. unless someone has actually tried to commit suicide they have no fucking clue about it.
and for those of you who keep throwing the "attention whore" thing out, it's stupid, lol. reaching out for help isn't being an attention whore. what is is when you start talking about something you have no clue about and threaten people with hollow threats and stupid accusations. you people are attention whores.
and granted, some people do just claim to want to kill themselves for attention, but whatever, you never know when someone is serious.
so, for all of you attention whores who think you're better than everybody else because you think you can handle your own problems, get over yourselves. most of the kids who want to commit suicide have serious trauma and things beyond your fucking imagination. you have no clue how their life is and how they deal with pain. so keep all your unfounded comments to your damn selves and take a good look at yourself. you're willing to judge everyone else, but it's funny how your own insecurities have you being a dumb ass.
congratulations, you're a moron.
mouchette kicks ass, by the way and if anyone sues her i'm gonna lay a beat down on you. I <3 you, mouchette!!!
|04 Nov 2004||Frank||Wow, I've been reading everybody's posts and thinking what shit but then again people look at me and don't understand either. My wife (my love, my friend) she decided that I'm not worth her love or affection so she decided to have an affair with one of her professors. SHIT! I think I can forgive her but I don't think I can forgive me. I've failed at everything I've ever done. I was a lousy student, a lying son, and a terrible husband. my wife and I are in couple's therapy and according to our counselor I look for ways to be rejected. Now that I think about it that is the theme of my life.
How can you trust when you yourself are not trust worthy. How can you be confident when all you've known is failure.
I don't know what to do. I tell myself that I'm full of shit and just need to get off my ass and do something but I can't. GOD! I'm scared. My life is complete shit and I can't get past it. I'm terrified that I won't be able to kill myself right and fail at yet something else. What do I do? where do I go? I don't want to be alone, I don't want to fail. I'm 32 years old and I'm scared
|04 Nov 2004||The Demented Man in the Fog||Crisis Counsellor, your logic is flawed. The fact that some may care does not necessarily mean there is hope for a hopeless individual. Where on earth did you come up with that conclusion? What kind of logic is that? I don't care if you care, It doesn't matter. I still feel like death, so fuck you.|
|04 Nov 2004||Harry Carry||its just to borring to kill yoruself useing only one way! you have to get creative! use a couple of diffrent ways! it will be fun! who wants an otopsy that says yup she hung herself? you have to have an otopsy like first she overdosed folowd bye slitting her wrists then she blew herself up wile she was in the air hanging herself see that would be fun!!!!!!! so what you need to do is includ at least 4 diffrent ways!!! get it got it good!!!!!|
|04 Nov 2004||fred||i am 12 and just about every1 in ma scool h8s me i want to find some ways to commit suicide what do i do can u sen me ome, ive tried making freinds with them but they dont want to i av been in fights and av lots of lindsey m8s dat want to beat da crap out of me waht shall id send me ways to commit suicide lol :D|
|04 Nov 2004||helen||dont eat anything for a day, then take 50 paracetemol and a bottle of vodka, and you wont b gettin back up again. slightly painful, as the paracetemol will shut down your liver, but the mix will mean it is relatively quick and simple.|
|04 Nov 2004||Crisis Counselor||Wow, I know I shouldn't take this site too seriously, but how do I do that when I'm a Crisis Counselor? I'm telling people not to kill themselves everyday, this web site is an abomination & is not helpful. Call your Crisis Line if you feel like hurting yourself or others. There are people who WILL HELP & who care! HOPLESSNESS IS A PRODUCT OF A LACK OF HOPE! PEOPLE CARE THEREFORE THERE IS HOPE!|
|04 Nov 2004||Calvin||Go for a lovely trip to the zoo and hang a raw steak around your neck. Then proceed to jump into the open bear pit|
|04 Nov 2004||Harry Carry||i think getting a Hary Cary blade and putting on a whole Hary Cary ritual! and leave a not that says "what i didnt know what a Hary Cary ritual was!" and for all you stuipid kids under 13 that dont know what a harry cary ritual is first of all let me say you imbarise me then let me tell you what it is! its just some old suiside ritual that you put on when you've discrased your family! so what you do is
1.get a hary cary blad (knife)
2. get the weird sheet of pupiruse paper
3. stab yourself deep then run the blade all around inside of you!
4.let your organs spill out infront of you on the paper!
5. fall down face first in you blood and guts!!!
but im still working on getting a harry carry blade!
|03 Nov 2004||Andrew||It is true that there are many people who wouldn't think of commiting suicide, but that's because they haven't had to deal with the problems, mostly internally, that people like me have. I'm 29, to be 30 in June, and my life has been nothing but shit since I was born (since I can remember). My issues come from how I look at things and how I treat things and that people do not accept me for who I am and choose to give me a hard time and make life even harder to live. I also have a hard time with relationships and am usually alone, single. I do try to do good in my life, but many things end up blowing up in my face though started with good intentions. In all my life I've been given nothing but let down and regret. I know there are those out there that deal with far worse that probably don't think of commiting suicide, but I can't handle life. I don't blame others, just myself. I'm the one who sees things the way I do, and I can't change that. Medication would probably help, but no one is willing to hire me on a permanent basis, so I don't have medical insurance cuz meds are expensive not to mention the doctor office visits. Those of you who are sickened by people thinking about suicide can go fuck themselves as far as I'm concerned. Live a week with my brain and you'll see why some people so wish to commit suicide. Alot of times it seems like the only answer. Nobody cares and just think about themselves not willing to lend others a helping hand. I know 'nobody' might be too strong a word, but it seems pretty close to 'nobody'. My idea of commiting suicide has been jumping into a live volcano for the longest time. I'm not sure, but I think that would be the least painful way to go and the lava would probably engulf your body and burn it up pretty quick. If I do happen to go that way, I'll have to do a little more research cuz I don't want to sit there roasting for several minutes. That would really suck. If only there was a program out there to help people get through their lives, a program that really worked, that would be key. But as far as I know, something like that doesn't exist. It would be nice to have a loved one, significant other, that cared about you too, but that seems to be something that will never be in my reality. Again, by my brain thinking and looking at life like it does, there is nothing that can be done to save me really. I'm just grateful that I would never harm others, like murder, rape, and such. Life has been very unfair to me, and I know it's because of the way I think. Oh well. What can one do but commit suicide or just grin and bear a fucked up life for a time longer... nothing in my case.|
|02 Nov 2004||WaitingForSalvation||You tell your parents to let you enjoy the ride. Then choose the ride which takes you at the highest point in the whole universe. Now hesitate a little bit, this is necessary to prepare you for the suicide, and throw youself on the ground. Please remember, while falling on the ground your head must face the ground. This you can do easily by a little practice. If you become able to succeed in the practice itself, then nothing is better than this. Happy suicide!|
|02 Nov 2004||Mini||There is no best way to kill yourself. And if there was one, I'm not saying. What I am going to say is that I have been there. I took the bottle of pills and drank and still woke up the next morning. I had my baby in a crib right beside me and I didn't care when I swallowed those pills. I was like, fuck it all. I don't want to feel pain anymore. But I still woke up, looked over at my now crying baby and hated myself for thinking what I did the night before. That was 16 years ago. I had nothing, lost my husband, had really nowhere to live and had to use t shirts for changing the baby. I could go on and on and say all the reasons why I thought I should off myself. Today I can tell you why I'm glad it didn't work. You see I have now 2 beautiful daughters. One of their friends tried to take her life. I got her help. She is better now and she knows that I love her very much. Maybe my life is crap. Maybe it will never change but I know I'm here for a reason. Sixteen years ago, I didn't know what that reason was. Now I do. My future isn't perfect for me. But I have a purpose, just like everyone else out there. You aren't always put on this earth for you. Sometimes you are put on this earth to help someone else. I'd love to have more. Great job, a good man, skinny body. But I have something that maybe no one else has. The ability to save someone else.What keeps me going is that I know in my heart that if I died that night, there would have been no one to save that little girl. No one cared for her at the time. I did. So the next time you want to end it all, THINK! Maybe your time isn't now. Maybe you feel the world is against you. Maybe your HAPPY is coming later. You're the one that's going to make a difference...|
|02 Nov 2004||vampyra||don't..... wait til your older... trust me
|02 Nov 2004||Dakota Curren 10th Grade Student THS||The fact is suicide itself used to be considered a crime. Now court systems will consider people who Attempt Suicide are in need of help. I dont really understand why people do it but I know for a FACT that there is somebody out there who really cares. All this stuff about how to kill yourself it is ridiculous why take your life? GOD put you on this earth for a reason so why dont you just stay around and get to know that reason|
|01 Nov 2004||neha||i dont know but all these things were posted 6 years ago i want some advice now. silent ways and easy ways|