Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
07 Jan 2005 Fuck Up The existance of stomach pumps is irrelevant. The thing to do to defeat them is first make sure your family and friends hate yuo as much as you do...not only they wont try to save you, they will probably help you. But then, why take that chance?? Make sure you live a new apartment if you have too and go there but don't tell ANYBODY where. Take a half bottle of sleeping pills, xtra strength. If you take too many, the suicide coating will cause you to regurgitate them, so be careful. Drink enough strong alcohol that you wont throw up...BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF ON THIS!! IT IS CRITICAL!! If you take too many pills or too much alcohol you risk inadvertantly pumping your own stomach all over the floor!! Lay down and take a permanap. Don't worry...noone will miss me. I'm a fuckup. I should've been aborted.
07 Jan 2005 me me and my mate stef are doing a pack to all die on my 16th birthday die when your 16 itz a good age so u ll no if ur life is good or bad b4 16 but dont do owt b4 then xx
07 Jan 2005 Lenora whoever wrote the last post under my name, you should be ashamed. I have people that want to commmit suicide and are trying to reach out for help and here you are trying to encourage them to do it under my honest name. I hope you realize what you are doing and are ashamed for it. I forgive you but you really aren't doing anyone a favor by telling them to commit suicidal acts. I hope God blesses you anyway.
07 Jan 2005 princessetoktok avaler un sac de billes lester par des soldats de plombs le tout enfermer dans un préservatif voler à une maman ou une grande soeur quelquonque
07 Jan 2005 mick lol. I'm about to try it myself for the first time. Thought about it a lot before but never this serious. I'm now 45 years old, have a good job. I've fucked my life up, I'm gay and to boot a pedophile. That's why I want to kill myself.. At 13 or under, as much as life seems to suck, it really does get a lot better (unless you're a 45yo gay pedophile, in which case, yeah do it). At 13 or younger, everything is a hassle, absolutely everything. I know you won't take any notice of this because kids have to learn by themselves, but, at 13 or under, life is actaully pretty good. (except for the prementioned 45 year olds). Everyone, absolutely everyone goes thru hassles at that stage, even people like Bill Gates and Rupert Murdoch went thru that shit at that age. They're worth billions now. Not to say that you'll be worth billons, but you'll be worth jack shit if you kill yourself at that age. Even the people that love you (and there is more of them that you'll believe) will eventually forget you if you die that early.
Wait till you're 45 then decide.
06 Jan 2005 lemony snicket i'm sick of all these people saying 'oh well your lifes not bad your just a stupid fuck! people have it worse then you" well who gives a fuck if people have it worse, that doesn't erase the pain. people are still suffering whether people have it worse or not.
06 Jan 2005 Michael C'mon people i feel suicidal, sometimes then i think of the people who would miss me.
06 Jan 2005 silentsleep yah the best way everyone, is to find a gun and put it to your head and pull the trigger

its easy, quick and painless

but if an of you know where u can get a handgumn plz plz tell me
cuz i wanna die first
06 Jan 2005 kevin ive been rly pissed off lately
and wanted to find an easy and painless way to end this shitty thing over we call life.
im almost 14 and i want it to be fuking over. if you know an easy painless way plz email me
i want to know if i can take pillz n shit and od
plz i just want to end this shit
06 Jan 2005 Vanessa just pull the trigger
06 Jan 2005 Will Snow Well, net nanny must be playing with her poosy again(PLEASE PLEASE dont edit). I managed to get here again at long last. Where i live has the most exciting lift you could ever imagine. Well, the lift talks to you. Well not literally but it does say "Doors closing" and then you get to your destination or floor i should say and the lift says "Doors opening (said with glee as if the lift is experiencing something im not), 11th floor". Take care folks
06 Jan 2005 fade_2_black I dont know what the best way to kill yourself when you'r under 13 but im sure its not anymore difficult then when you are older.
Myself, I am 21 and I have been contemplating suicide for years.I have even picked out a spot, a building that i know has open door to the roof. I've planed to do it on my 22 birthday, and i am excited and scared at the same time, its my first time. My only fear (besides going to Hell) is surviving and being cripeled. I read a post someone saying that they attempted suicide and survived minus his legs, and that scares me.
Anyways I hope that 5 stories high will be enough for me to spill my brains on the pavement.WISH ME LUCK
06 Jan 2005 kristin the fucked god, i seriously am fucked up. tylenol doesn't do the job, it just fucks up your liver. i was completely misinformed. now everyone will look at me as a complete idiot. shit i need a better plan.
06 Jan 2005 Kc hey after reading most of these suicidal pages i realised its really sad. some of these stories made me cry!! i thought my life was horrible, but then i figured there are worse out there than me. if anyone wants to talk please feel free to add me :) bye xxx
06 Jan 2005 whatever I am just writing these few lines in order to let you what is like to be me either you consider it as real or as fake , that is really up to you . just read the following line , rite now i am really depressed to the point where life has no meanning or what so ever to me, bcz rite now my wife divorced and left me since october 2004 and my student loan is under investigation for false declaration that i have made last year , my car is broken and it will cost to me about $1000 dollars to fix and i am shy of 12 credit to get my diploma but i am not sure if they will lent some more money to pay for these extra courses and on top of this i am batling some form of prostate infection that botter me almost every second of life with the aquite pain and beside this is not my first episode of depression it is my third and now is at it peek and i have no family support what so ever where i live and winter really suck up north here , the only friend that i have is the small screen (tv)that only do what you ask him to do and sometime i sat in my appartment the all day at home contempling every thing in my life , i tell you people it really sucks sucks .... life but commiting suicide is almost pretty in my head but doing it really scares me , because i do not know the other side of life but for now i just have no direction whatsoever , praying , hoping that i can sleep at least 3 to 4 hours at night but not always .drop a line if you ever feel like me , trust me it is really hard and i am drowning people if there anything in your knowledge that will help to get cure please let me know . and i hope in the name of god will be able to live normal life one .... thank you for reading and but the way i am 32 years of age .

thank you ..................
05 Jan 2005 eddie b All u gotta do is stick your penis in my asshole. That will kill anybody. I am a fag, and I want u to fuck me, man or woman.
05 Jan 2005 hui i lived in the 17th floor... and i m 13. I think the best way is to jump.. . wondering how long it will touch the ground... 4 second?? 5?
05 Jan 2005 Lucy Cortina UPDATE ON MEEEE:

My breasts are very unstable and keep inflating and deflating. There doesn't seem to be a cure. My previous pair tragically died and departed to the Great Boobie Heaven, they're probably sat in a prayer circle wearing silk bras and chanting as we speak.
I am told that I was frozen on Mount Booby and have been recently revived. Apparently I am still the same age as I was when I was frozen, yet everyone else has gotten older. That is actually true as my little sister is now into boys and brings them home to do "kissy poos" as she calls them. She puckers up her lips like a vacuum cleaner, and kisses the boys with an evil glint in her eyes, almost as if she's sucking out their souls. The poor boys have to be pulled off her in the end and we never see them again. My sister then moves onto her next victim.

I still have spots, even being frozen for over a year couldn't get rid of them. I think it's about time I put an end to this nonsense and booked myself into an Ugly Hospital (which is probably run by Ugly Nurses. I hope it isn't contagious!)

Mouchette, as you already know, SSSS can no longer deliver me to you. I'm done with the SSSS, just look what trouble they have caused me. I'm now considering new career options, I've had a lot of offers after the publicity from being found on Mount Booby (which, unbelievably, looks even larger than both of my boobs morphed into one when they are fully expanded (imagine that!)) I am considering offers of doing a special weekly edition of "Boobie News" for the BBBC (British Boobie Broadcasting Co-operation), so watch this space.
05 Jan 2005 Sandi I sat here and read alot of the stuff that you people have felt and or just felt you should say. Well I have been at the end of my rope and almost got the chance to jump. My sister saved me. My life is not all peaches and dream cicles. But hey it's gotta get better...right. Well not always. I have found that unlike all the hot little teeny bopper rock star kids YOU have to make life what you want it. As for the question at had....Best way to kill youself at 13. Well I don't know I failed.But now I am 23 and happy. I am not telling anyone what to do or how hard my life is (we all have our own problems) But nothing can get better if you are not here to see it......And on that I know I am right. As for a insert I read for SAL you need to grow up little boy this is not the place to put people down because you think you have such a bad life.
05 Jan 2005 Hayley I wouldnt help you ever. This Is disgraceful and you should be locked up you mental loon.

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