|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|26 Oct 2004||Joe Nislow||First off let me say that I personally wish you felt better and were not considering such drastic action. I don't even know you and I have some fellow feeling for you. Here's the thing. How do you know that ending your life will result in leaving behind your problems. Maybe you just take them with you when you go or even end up worse off. There is a saying "No matter where you go... there YOU are." If you can't be happy here will you be happy somewhere else maybe, maybe not. If you are in some horrible pain due to physical or mental circumstances then I don't know what to say. If it was me I'd probably want to die too I don't consider myself to be very strong emotionally. If you decide to leave I wish you the best and I hope you find a better place even if that place is simply non-existence.
Shakespeare said "To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ah, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come" Who can say?
|26 Oct 2004||A.L.C.||i honestly dont know what to say... i saw this while lookin on the web for a painless way to finish my miserable existance that i dont want anymore... i'm tired of this life... i'm sittin here writing this with a broken heart.. a soul thats long gone... and a conscience thats following fast... i dont know what to do anymore... my entire life has been ripped to shreds... and it seems that everyone i know is helping it go down along the way...i had the perfect life... and loved it and her so much... but now its all gone... i have nothin left at all and i've decided i've shed my last tear... goodbye 2/22 A&F|
|26 Oct 2004||bloodydeathpunk||if you're going to kill yourself, at least make it big. like that monk that set himself on fire in front of the white house. just go to a gas station and pump gasoline all over yourself, then get in the middle of a crowd and light yourself, that would be such a friggin' blast.
and don't listen to the people that tell you not to kill yourself, if they really cared then they'd do something to make it so you didn't feel like shit.
it will never get better, so if you don't kill yourself now then you'll just grow up to be a whiny little goth and we already have way too many of those
|25 Oct 2004||skittles||I've been suicidal for 4 years. I've tried slitting my wrists inhalants and the worst one that almost killed me was me and my friend got mushrooms from the ground and then ate them then we overdosed on a bottle of tylenol p.m. I was in the hospital for 4 days.|
|25 Oct 2004||cverdera||cyanide is a very quick & effective death. i beleive hitler used cyanide capsule to kill himself. accidental cyanide poisoning comes from eating the pits & seeds of apricots (or apples &peaches) in large quantities. children are especially suseptible. they can get headaches, coma, and some die too.|
|25 Oct 2004||One Weird Ass Mother Fucker||I must know, why do suicidal people ask the dumbest questions, and say the dumbest things imaginable? Is it just Mouchette's site? Mouchette, why are your visitors so stupid?
Why do suicidal people so often ask what dosage they need to take? TAKE LOTS, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!!
And why would someone come on here and say, now that I'm the grand old age of 19, I know what LYFE is all about??? Too bad you can't even spell it, you dumb fuck!!!!
And why the fuck would someone come on here and say, "well i am 17 and not too sure if i am depressed or not at current state i have tried to commit suicide twice" Hmmmm, so you've tried to kill yourself twice and you're not sure if you're depressed eh? You are a fucking GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And why the fuck do people bitch at suicidal people to "think about all the people you will hurt"???? That is the dumbest argument against suicide there is!!! It's just so..... wrong!! I can't believe that people are so stupid to make such a statement. Where does one begin to attack these losers?? The argument is just so infuriating, and has so many problems, how do you begin slamming those dumb fucks? Here's how I'd start..... FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! So you think it's selfish of suicidal people to kill themselves eh??? It is so much more selfish in a terrible terrible way to want to keep a tortured suicidal person alive for YOUR OWN SELFISH PURPOSES!!! How dare you tell a suicidal person that they're selfish when YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTS TO PROLONG THEIR MISERY JUST SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO FEEL A FRACTION OF THEIR PAIN IF THERE IS A SUICIDE!!! YOU STUPID FUCK!!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVES TO DIE YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!! FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And last but not least..... Mouchette, the dumbest fuck of them all. How dare you censor my last entry. You God damn goat fucking bastard. That was too cocky of you and now you are going to pay. I know very well that my writings are works of art, so I'm not going to give you the gift of my art any more. Consider yourself cut off as of the end of this entry (because I know you're going to get your jollies just from reading this shit you demented freak! I know this excites you, and this is art to you, fuckhead!). Your cockiness has ruined it for you. Maybe I'll give you access to my genius brain once again if you send me one of those fuckin emails you always send to people who don't want them. If you include an apology in the email then maybe I'll write some more genius stuff for you. And don't give me the apology in some fucked up code language or some shit like that. I don't give a fuck about that crap! Just write "I am sorry" and you get my crazy ass writings again. If not, then I'll find some other warped fucked up loser on the net and post my shit there for some self loathing retard who at least appreciates my twisted genius. Oh yeah, I know damn well you're obviously not going to apologize. You'll probably come up with some fucked thing to do that I don't even give a shit about. STOP IT YOU BASTARD!!!! Just say you're sorry and all is forgiven. But I know that will never happen..... SO YOU LOSE!!!!!!
|25 Oct 2004||Alice||hiya, my name is Alice.. and im 13 and considering suicide. i found 3 packets of sleeping pills in my parents room. and i was wondering whether u have to take them with alchohol? or just with water. and how many do i have to have? im not sure whether i want to die, i just want to almost die, so that all the people who hurt me will be guilty. yes, i know im attention seeking and vicious, but i need to do this. PLEASE HELP!|
|25 Oct 2004||tilly||well i am 17 and not too sure if i am depressed or not at current state i have tried to commit suicide twice but they were very poor attempts. often i cut myself, because i cant cry, i tried with panadol and drinking but i am unsure of the quantities? could ne one help me? i think this is the best way becuase these things are so easily accessable, to cut ur wrists i think you need to be really angry. but does anyone feel that the reason u cut yourself is that its the only way u can take the pain away cause u know that as soon as that hole opens in your skin then your pain can dribble out and you just feel so good afterwards...|
|25 Oct 2004||Phil||Quite right Felicia! I speak from experience as I was the first contestant of the UK Big Brother to have gay sex on TV. It was in all the papers and I was denounced as a demon, so I drifted into a life of fantasy and boobies. It's a lot more interesting.|
|25 Oct 2004||Darknite||If your 13 you are to young to really understand what you are feeling or why you are feeling it. It is true. I was 13 once. But now at 19 I know what love is, I know what lyfe is, I know what lyfe is about and the things in it. If you are thinking about dieing now you have to seek help. More then this web site, BUT if you are older. Like I am, then you have most likly seen the good and bad of lyfe and find it is not worth living. Well if you are at there then go ahead and do it. You know the trueth, I am going to do it soon enough anyway...|
|25 Oct 2004||Neen||I think this website might help people see that they are not alone in this world and that there is always someone with worse problems then what they have. I belive I have the salution to everyones problems. It is to try and make their lives better then trying to end it. God gave you life why throw it away? My life is not the best. But I make the best of it. At one point I did want to kill myself and I tried twice and I am very glad it did not work. Im open for e-mails if anyone needs someone to talk to. I would love to help in anyway possible.|
|25 Oct 2004||maverick||i only wish i had the courage to kill myself, i'm too much of a fucking loser to go through with it|
|24 Oct 2004||One Weird Ass Mother Fucker||The best way to kill yourself is the most painful way, and I happen to know one of the most painful ways around.
One time I xxxxxx xxx my xxxx for 8 hours straight without xxxxxxx. Do you know what xxxx xxxxx are? They feel like someone has injected your xxxxx with pure pain! I couldn't xxxx or anything because just the xxxxxxxx of my xxxxx against my xxx when I xxxxxx felt like I was getting hit in the xxxxx with a baseball bat. So a warning to you all, if you xxxx xxx all day and all night, make sure you at least take a xxxxx in between or something.
Anyway, if you want to die, just keep xxxxxxx xxx your xxxxx for two days or something until your xxxxx become so xxxx that they xxxxxx. Do this if you want to die the best death there is.
Luckily for me, I never have the pain problem anymore because I just xxxxx my xxxxxx xx my xxxxxxx and massage it for a bit, and this relieves the pain.
There!!! Was that good enough for you oh holy mouchette!?!? You didn't post my last entry you fucking piece of shit!!!!! Mouchette won't post what you write unless it somehow brings attention to him. He'll probably even put this post in his favourite section, just because I mentioned his name. You're a fucking prick, mouchette. I'll punch you in the face!!!
|24 Oct 2004||rob||sell your body to a middle aged japanese business man. he will sodomise you. rape you with a inflatable porpoise, and then get him and some other friends to bukkake on your face whilst he breaks your neck. you will love it. he will love it. Ignore these other twats that tell you to jump infront of a car. Stop being so selfish and think about the poor drivers insurance premium.|
|24 Oct 2004||Toni||Dont kill youself. Go tell your parents then go get some help.|
|24 Oct 2004||smgd||OK. my boyfriend commited suicide.. 2 weeks ago.. I miss him so much.. and i think it was my fault.. people are telling me to go seek help and I dont want to bc i know it was me.. i told him i would be there for him forever and i wasnt.. i wasnt there.. how am i supposed 2 move on.. when am i going to be able to hug the love of my life again.. now hes not here for me.. maybe i should be dead.. i have no purpose here.. anymore.. dont kill yourself.. please.. i am evidence.. of the effects.. me and my boyfriend were in a fight.. and now.. i can never tell him i dont want to fight anymore.. i never realized how much i was ready to spend the rest of my life with him.. he proposed 2 me a few weeks before.. and i said i wasnt ready.. well i am ready now. and i cant have it.. i cant have the only person in my life who i love.. fuck..|
|24 Oct 2004||Felicia on||The best way to kill yourself is to watch 24-hour marathons of reality television, while eating a giant tub of buttered popcorn. Then you swig it down with cola. Later, you compare yourself with Paris Hilton, whose filthy rich, beautiful, and very, very untalented. You then figure you have more talent than she does and hit straight to the top of Hollywood and find that you are a reality television star. Then you hang out with all your friends who love to freebase on taboo herbal remedies. The next thing you know, you're flying free and enjoying a life of debauchery but fail to recognize that the surface beneath you is hard cold pavement.
In other words, stop watching so much nonsense fad reality television and educate your mind with books.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
|23 Oct 2004||mmichael0||Well, I do not know if this is the best way, but I just thought about it right now ?
When you get a erected, cut your penis off, this will mean a great loss of blood ? & will be painful, but if you want a shock factor, it will give it.
Another way, for a big shock to anyone who see you after, is pouring oil/petrol/gasoline & set your self on fire, I think some people done it in protest to the Vietnam War ? well that where I seen it, in history TV shows.
|23 Oct 2004||maya||i don't know what's the best way to kill oneself but i guess it's the one that's painless and quick and that's something we're all searching for, i have attempted once and it failed, this was when i was 15, it's now been 6 yrs and the urge to go away is taking me over again-i look down upon myself and hate all those ppl who have made me feel this way. i hate all of them.|
|23 Oct 2004||Donna||i think it would be to slash your wrists|