Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
28 Oct 2004 One Weird Ass Mother Fucker Thanks Felicia, that was pretty good advice. Unfortunately, my anger is feigned. I'm not really angry at stupid suicidal peeps, I just vent here for some odd reason. I don't know what I'm really angry at....... so unfortunately that anger probably won't be put to practical use. But thank you for realizing that I am superior. Yay.

So you're a Sailor Moon fan eh? ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm WAMP!!!!!!!
27 Oct 2004 Felicia's Last F... Dear One Mad Weird Ass Mother F'er,
(I'll call you W.A.M.F. for short)

I can understand your reasoning for being so p.o'd looking at this website. You'd like to ask these people "Would like like some cheese with that whine?" or "Kill yourself and get it over with, you stupid mother f'er!)

W.A.M.F? Did you know that your opinions really do matter? That's why you are posted in this site. I can understand your arguements about people who incessantly want to do away with themselves and end it all. You get so sick and tired of hearing the same old crap all the time. So that is why SOCIETY has psychiatrists who hear the same freakin thing everyday and get freakin paid for it.

Dude? If you want to make an arguement of a wrong by making a right, why don't you make a statement to the world press and let everybody know about birth control? Maybe you can prevent the future generation from thinking and wishing that they were never born. You know, being one step ahead.... being ahead of the crowd.... being smarter and setting yourself up for world domination.

If you can do that you are in for a big surprise. You know, you just saved the whole world from killing themselves.

Now, W.A.M.F., if I do not make sense and you tell me to shut the "f" up.

But listen to me, you can make a difference. From all your anger and outrage in posting your arguement of how stupid some people are, you are probably right.

This should be your quote W.A.M.F. on birth control:

"If you save a Fuck from fucking in time, you'll save 9."
27 Oct 2004 ... you need to stop whyning you stupid pice of shit
27 Oct 2004 Noe eats Turkey first of all you get stoned out of your mind, get a bj from a black chinese hooker that is also a trans and hornier than fuck. Then you get stoned again and get a gun and blow your mind. If that doesnt work get stoned again and try again but this time with acid and a gay jewish black man hooker with 25 diseases which means you will die either way.
thats all i can say right now. Have FUN!!.
27 Oct 2004 Will Snow Hi, Im now living at a hostel for men. Or teenagers i should say. Im gay, so there's temptation(joke). No, I keep out of their way. I get nervous of people. They have fights and all sorts there. But, its clean and warm and I get breakfast included. My suicidal thoughts seem to have gone. Whether its my meds or whether its because i know things will be great when i get a place with my friend. I was on a low. And particularly when I had to leave my B+B, I had to leave my best friend behind. It was the worst thing ever. But things are getting better. You cant get any lower than being homeless. And MMichael10, dont let your manager abuse you. You have rights. He is breaking the law. So go to the authorities. It will be him that loses his job. Bye for now folks
27 Oct 2004 Marc GET HELP SOON!!!! Life is far too important to be so self-centered that you must only think of your own misfortunes as to bring on alot more sadness to those who love, support and surround you. I WILL HELP, email me at marc@emarcs.com. I am not neccesarily a religious man as I am a man surrounded by unnecasarily death....If someone, ANYONE loves you, DO NOT DO IT..
27 Oct 2004 jessica stick your head in a teachers bathroom toilet and drown yourself.
26 Oct 2004 sophie Put yourself threw a tree shredder.
26 Oct 2004 mmichael0 I am bisexual man, I work on the railway but am forced to sleep with my manager, Dennis.
The station manager keep reporting me for the little things, then beats me up (Angie Bogie).
I owe a lot of money to the bank, so I can not quit my job, the only way out is to kill myself.
Please tell me a very quick & easy way with no pain.
thank you
26 Oct 2004 carol you drink yourself silly then you take loads of pills and if that dont work you just cut yourslf in the throat with a sharp knife
26 Oct 2004 Joe Nislow First off let me say that I personally wish you felt better and were not considering such drastic action. I don't even know you and I have some fellow feeling for you. Here's the thing. How do you know that ending your life will result in leaving behind your problems. Maybe you just take them with you when you go or even end up worse off. There is a saying "No matter where you go... there YOU are." If you can't be happy here will you be happy somewhere else maybe, maybe not. If you are in some horrible pain due to physical or mental circumstances then I don't know what to say. If it was me I'd probably want to die too I don't consider myself to be very strong emotionally. If you decide to leave I wish you the best and I hope you find a better place even if that place is simply non-existence.
Shakespeare said "To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ah, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come" Who can say?
26 Oct 2004 A.L.C. i honestly dont know what to say... i saw this while lookin on the web for a painless way to finish my miserable existance that i dont want anymore... i'm tired of this life... i'm sittin here writing this with a broken heart.. a soul thats long gone... and a conscience thats following fast... i dont know what to do anymore... my entire life has been ripped to shreds... and it seems that everyone i know is helping it go down along the way...i had the perfect life... and loved it and her so much... but now its all gone... i have nothin left at all and i've decided i've shed my last tear... goodbye 2/22 A&F
26 Oct 2004 bloodydeathpunk if you're going to kill yourself, at least make it big. like that monk that set himself on fire in front of the white house. just go to a gas station and pump gasoline all over yourself, then get in the middle of a crowd and light yourself, that would be such a friggin' blast.
and don't listen to the people that tell you not to kill yourself, if they really cared then they'd do something to make it so you didn't feel like shit.
it will never get better, so if you don't kill yourself now then you'll just grow up to be a whiny little goth and we already have way too many of those
25 Oct 2004 skittles I've been suicidal for 4 years. I've tried slitting my wrists inhalants and the worst one that almost killed me was me and my friend got mushrooms from the ground and then ate them then we overdosed on a bottle of tylenol p.m. I was in the hospital for 4 days.
25 Oct 2004 cverdera cyanide is a very quick & effective death. i beleive hitler used cyanide capsule to kill himself. accidental cyanide poisoning comes from eating the pits & seeds of apricots (or apples &peaches) in large quantities. children are especially suseptible. they can get headaches, coma, and some die too.
25 Oct 2004 One Weird Ass Mother Fucker I must know, why do suicidal people ask the dumbest questions, and say the dumbest things imaginable? Is it just Mouchette's site? Mouchette, why are your visitors so stupid?

Why do suicidal people so often ask what dosage they need to take? TAKE LOTS, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!!

And why would someone come on here and say, now that I'm the grand old age of 19, I know what LYFE is all about??? Too bad you can't even spell it, you dumb fuck!!!!

And why the fuck would someone come on here and say, "well i am 17 and not too sure if i am depressed or not at current state i have tried to commit suicide twice" Hmmmm, so you've tried to kill yourself twice and you're not sure if you're depressed eh? You are a fucking GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And why the fuck do people bitch at suicidal people to "think about all the people you will hurt"???? That is the dumbest argument against suicide there is!!! It's just so..... wrong!! I can't believe that people are so stupid to make such a statement. Where does one begin to attack these losers?? The argument is just so infuriating, and has so many problems, how do you begin slamming those dumb fucks? Here's how I'd start..... FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! So you think it's selfish of suicidal people to kill themselves eh??? It is so much more selfish in a terrible terrible way to want to keep a tortured suicidal person alive for YOUR OWN SELFISH PURPOSES!!! How dare you tell a suicidal person that they're selfish when YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTS TO PROLONG THEIR MISERY JUST SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO FEEL A FRACTION OF THEIR PAIN IF THERE IS A SUICIDE!!! YOU STUPID FUCK!!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVES TO DIE YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!! FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And last but not least..... Mouchette, the dumbest fuck of them all. How dare you censor my last entry. You God damn goat fucking bastard. That was too cocky of you and now you are going to pay. I know very well that my writings are works of art, so I'm not going to give you the gift of my art any more. Consider yourself cut off as of the end of this entry (because I know you're going to get your jollies just from reading this shit you demented freak! I know this excites you, and this is art to you, fuckhead!). Your cockiness has ruined it for you. Maybe I'll give you access to my genius brain once again if you send me one of those fuckin emails you always send to people who don't want them. If you include an apology in the email then maybe I'll write some more genius stuff for you. And don't give me the apology in some fucked up code language or some shit like that. I don't give a fuck about that crap! Just write "I am sorry" and you get my crazy ass writings again. If not, then I'll find some other warped fucked up loser on the net and post my shit there for some self loathing retard who at least appreciates my twisted genius. Oh yeah, I know damn well you're obviously not going to apologize. You'll probably come up with some fucked thing to do that I don't even give a shit about. STOP IT YOU BASTARD!!!! Just say you're sorry and all is forgiven. But I know that will never happen..... SO YOU LOSE!!!!!!
25 Oct 2004 Alice hiya, my name is Alice.. and im 13 and considering suicide. i found 3 packets of sleeping pills in my parents room. and i was wondering whether u have to take them with alchohol? or just with water. and how many do i have to have? im not sure whether i want to die, i just want to almost die, so that all the people who hurt me will be guilty. yes, i know im attention seeking and vicious, but i need to do this. PLEASE HELP!
25 Oct 2004 tilly well i am 17 and not too sure if i am depressed or not at current state i have tried to commit suicide twice but they were very poor attempts. often i cut myself, because i cant cry, i tried with panadol and drinking but i am unsure of the quantities? could ne one help me? i think this is the best way becuase these things are so easily accessable, to cut ur wrists i think you need to be really angry. but does anyone feel that the reason u cut yourself is that its the only way u can take the pain away cause u know that as soon as that hole opens in your skin then your pain can dribble out and you just feel so good afterwards...
25 Oct 2004 Phil Quite right Felicia! I speak from experience as I was the first contestant of the UK Big Brother to have gay sex on TV. It was in all the papers and I was denounced as a demon, so I drifted into a life of fantasy and boobies. It's a lot more interesting.
25 Oct 2004 Darknite If your 13 you are to young to really understand what you are feeling or why you are feeling it. It is true. I was 13 once. But now at 19 I know what love is, I know what lyfe is, I know what lyfe is about and the things in it. If you are thinking about dieing now you have to seek help. More then this web site, BUT if you are older. Like I am, then you have most likly seen the good and bad of lyfe and find it is not worth living. Well if you are at there then go ahead and do it. You know the trueth, I am going to do it soon enough anyway...

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