|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|01 Dec 2004||Man Is the Bastard||OK!OK! Gunshot definitely! But what if you can't get the right gun or any gun? Then drowning and jumping. I had been looking at the pictures of all the gunshot suicide survivors and got my serious doubts. And it's true that drowning is a more certain death if you can stay down! So, that's why I chose it. However, I just read a few studies and the highest success rate for gunshot suicides was a whopping 92% and the lowest was still 85%. Take into account that some of these failures had to be with 22's and some of the people were really fucked up and that's why they missed. That's getting to be a damn small margin of error for "genuine accidents." You have to remember to do the research! Because the statistic of gunshot suicide failures for "impulse suicides" was included in the report. We're getting pretty damn close to that 100%! Now, of course this is not a 100% for drowning. But that's only if you stay down for at least twenty minutes. Drowning is sounding less and less certain the more I think about it. Also, gunshot suicides do have one extreme advantage over drowning. You can choose virtually any location you want! Most importantly, no pansy fucking bullshit about waiting until summer! But hey, it was true! Now for the fun stuff. What would be the best place to kill yourself?|
|01 Dec 2004||no hands||hahahhahhah!!!
Crazy Charlie that was a brilliant post, good work. take it to the shop, my friend.
|01 Dec 2004||David||I always thought that alcohol posion would be a good way. But I'm not sure. I've been thinking about suicide lately, and strangely it makes me feel better, but theres no coming back from death. I always invisioned myself overdosing when I turned 21. I 20 yrs old right now, so I'm thinking about death all the time. I guess I should just stop whinning and deal with it. "Hey! Thats no way for I suicidal person to talk!" I have no friend and I just go to work and come home and watch TV. Fun Fun Fun!|
|01 Dec 2004||Kt||I need some help. My best friend is trying to commit suicide and I don't know what to do. I'm afraid that if I tell a counselor that she will commit suicide. What should I do? I'm so afraid!|
|01 Dec 2004||Piroko||Hello, all. I have a deeply important question to ask.
A) Lucy, I am an A cup. My greatest hope is to be a B. Though your boobs have died in a horribly tragic manner, perhaps they were Organ and Tissue donors? That way they could do the world good for many long years after they have departed to the Great Boobie Heaven. I'd be very happy if you could contact me on your boobies donor status.
2) Hello, all.
|01 Dec 2004||i dont want to||i need to no how not why not to kill my sellf i want to no how to do it and this site was no fucking help
|30 Nov 2004||cat||some would say looking at my last entry i was taking this whole page as a joke but i wasnt and getting emails from the host that are stupid doensnt help emotions. i just found out im pregnant to my ex boyfriend who just dumped me for no reason and opening your inbox to find dickhead msg's in there makes me want to come after the cunt who sent them.|
|30 Nov 2004||Napoleon the IV||Verily, my life sucks, no friends, nobody to talk to. But oh WELL ...for too many years i was being depressed about it but now i just simply don't give a damn anymore.
Girls reject me ? Who cares !!
No friends ? Who cares !!!
I care nothing anymore. I got tired of being melancolic for everything.
All I feel now is anger, aggression. I want to kill somebody else rather than myself. But maybe this is only a temporary state and everything will return to normal in days.
So my advice is: Lift some weights then jump out of the window.
Good luck, my brethren.
|30 Nov 2004||Ericka||Suicide to me is very beautiful. It is like the final release. Depending on how you look at it, it is either the white flag of surrender or you're one last stand; something you'd do even if it was "suicide".
I myself have attempted suicide a number of times. Fortunatly and unfortunatly the most that happened was I was in icu for a week & sent to intensive therapy sessions.
Now I just bide my time, until the perfect moment. To where I can create my last masterpiece, with my body and blood.
|30 Nov 2004||Smelly Coont||Will Snow, how dumb can you be? Flamer isn't back. The dude who posted as Flamer is obviously a Flamer wannabe because no one can write like the original. To the imposter Flamer, you are an insult to the name Flamer because your ability to set things on fire = ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The real Flamer wouldn't use a phrase like "looky here". What the fuck kind of thing to say is that? You stupid piece of shit.
By the way, Will, why didn't you just punch that pervert in the face? What the fuck is wrong with you? Stand up for yourself you fuckin pussy.
And to the dude whos wife cheated on him, instead of killing yourself, kill her instead.... and then yourself and we will all be better off.
|30 Nov 2004||Man Is the Bastard||Am I encouraging people to kill themselves? Let me begin by saying that having a child is one of the most utterly selfish things a person can do. Let the souls rest in peace! Who are you to drag some innocent person into this fucked up world? Oh well you got pregnant on accident? Abort! Even all of you self-righteous fucks who "generously" adopt an unwanted baby. You are only encouraging it! Leave them alone! Every single parent out there should only suffer horribly for your incredibly selfish act. Now, I understand that I've barely scratched the surface on why having a child is a crime against humanity. But I've at least made my views known. Moving on to suicide. Hey, be happy! Laugh! Go watch MST3K! Show us the true meaning of the word euphoria! However, everybody reading this knows deep down this is just a lie. Happiness is a lie. Life is a lie. Suffering is truth. Admit the truth and kill yourself. But hey, don't take my word for it. Go look at yourself in the fucking mirror. Get honest! Now it is my responsibility to make sure you kill yourself correctly. Everybody is different. I'm sure there are some people who could make any method work. The only foolproof methods I endorse are jumping and drowning. If you jump I would only recommend this from at least twelve stories. Myself, I would want twenty. Hey, see if you can find an open place. It's almost impossible in the 21st century. That leaves us with drowning. Unfortunately, I do not recommend this at winter. The water is too cold to simply get into. And if the water is too cold you can be revived for up to an hour. Sorry. I'm waiting until summer. Hey, call me a chicken. Maybe I'm wrong about all this. Maybe suicide is wrong. But when that warm summer wind blows it will be time to get honest.|
|30 Nov 2004||Religious Maggie||Oh Cryss darling that is so true. When Jesus died on the cross he did indeed have me in mind. My lovely boobs and my holy poosy. I sometimes wonder if I actually deserve God, especially when we sing "What did I do to deserve you?" at church. In my case it means that I am saving myself for the lord. So in saving myself for him I then deserve him.
There's also another song we sing, that goes like this: "Here in the love of Christ I stand". It means with the love of christ I stand erect. But my poosy stands erect too you know my darlings, yes it pushes my knickers foward. Sometimes they split in the middle.
|30 Nov 2004||jeffrey||god put us here as a joke to see how we deal with completely insolvable problems like the fact that our lives are shit and they will stay shit for as long as we live|
|30 Nov 2004||EMILY||you know what..all today I have been thinking about all this! ONE OF MY BESTFRIENDS HUNG HIS SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE AND ID STILL IN A CONCUSION AND ITS DEC.!!! YOU ALL NEED TO STOP WANTING TO KILL YOURSELFS!! ITS SO STUPID! DO U THINK GOD JUST PUT YOU HERE SO U COULD KILL YOURSELF? NO HE PUT YOU HEAR FOR A REASON!!!!!!!!! THINK ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!|
|30 Nov 2004||Crazy_charlie||I need some advice on what could be a suicidal decision and I feel you guys will give me an honest opinion.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell up just to see what time it was and she went crazy and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my blazer which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my blazer that I noticed some rust around my rear wheel where the body meets the fender flare.
Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
|30 Nov 2004||GERREN||HEY GUYZ UM I HAVE NEVER TRIED TO ATTEMPT SUICIDE AND I PROBALLY WILL NEVER. MY NAME IS GERREN, I AM 14 YRS OLD, IM A FRESHMEN AND I ALSO DO SUM MODELING. I REALLY CARE ABOUT PEOPLE AND THERE PROBLEMS. I AM SITTING HERE READING THIS STUFF AND GETTING SO DEPRESSED AND SAD I REALLY WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I CAN DO BUT AS MANY OF U SADI NOBODY CAN STOP YOU. BUT ALL I AM REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS JUST DONT END YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW YOUR ON THIS EARTH FOR A PURPOSE IT MIGHT NOT SEEM LIKE IT NOW, BUT WHEN YOU GET OLDER YOU WILL THANK YOURSELF FOR THINKING TWICE AND LIVING YOUR LIFE TO THE FULLIEST. LIFE IS ALREADY SHORT AS IT IS, IF SOMETHING IS DEPRESSING YOU OR BOTHERING YOU BE THE BIGGER PERSON AND TAKE CONTROL, BUT IN A SMART SAFE WAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR GUYZ TIME. I LOVE YOU ALL PLEEZ DONT HARM YOURSELF!|
|30 Nov 2004||sharyn schaffer||yo i posted on this site and this person keeps writing me i think she is a really pretty chic she says she thinks dead guys are sexy so if you plan on commitin suicide write an email to... AqueeriusPerson@aol.com|
|29 Nov 2004||Annie||This is to the editors of this site; why is my entry under this heading? Some people already know? I don't understand? Will you please email me and tell me what this means. Thanks|
|29 Nov 2004||Cryss||If you are contemplating suicide, I have an easy answer for you. GOD. i know that you here this all of the time, and you may even think that God doesn't love you because you aren't worthy or you did too much wrong or whatever, but he loves you. When Jesus died on the cross he had you in mind. He knew you would do wrong we all do wrong. He is the ONLY person who did not sin. He died for you and for me. Don't let Jesus death be in vain. Give him all your problems. He will help you through anything.|
|29 Nov 2004||Some one whos friends always fucking hate him||how is this s'post to fucking help me, fuck this site, every body here would be more suisidal than they came! the only thing it teaches is that alot of people out there are suisidal|