|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|12 May 2014||comedy hour||Place your fingers on the left side of your neck and feel around for a pulse. This is where the main vein is located from your heart to your brain. You may need to run in place for awhile to get your heart rate up to find the exact location if you are fat. Take a thin needle and poke a hole in your neck and blood will squirt out in a long stream. Try to aim the stream of blood all over the room so whoever discovers your body will get a bloody sight that looks like something out of a horror movie. They will never be able to forget this image. Try to do this so someone you dont like will be the one to see this. This way you can have the last laugh. Well I am off to have my scrotum waxed, have fun.|
|03 May 2014||Randalf Hitler||#accidentallyshankedajew|
|01 May 2014||Noah||put your penis in a blender. then throw in an arm and your legs. with your remaining arm, drink the cocktail that was once your body. then have an NFL kicker kick your head off your body for a field goal|
|01 May 2014||U FUKIN WOT M8||Drink Mountain Dew and eat Doritos nonstop while tippping your huge ass fedora|
|01 May 2014||one||starve your ego, feed your soul|
|01 May 2014||morgan||Get run over by a train|
|30 Apr 2014||saponin flavored||Get a tall metal pole and point it at the sky during a thunderstorm. It would be even better to wrap up in tin foil. Stand in a bucket of water. Make sure to have some clean undergarments close by, if it does not work you are gonna shit you pants.|
|29 Apr 2014||lil wayanus the rapper||I let it rip.
I let it drip.
3.99 if you wanna take a sip.
you will feel the juice,
when I let it loose,
when I let that rocket boost.
|28 Apr 2014||Shirlie Mushero||Cutting your stomach and wrists and legs<3 Happy|
|26 Apr 2014||Poeben||It is strange girl with strange psychodelic site. I think she have manic schizophrenia. Maybe when she was a newborn child - Mr. doctor kicked her to the bed. Or she hammer in nails by her head.|
|23 Apr 2014||two birds one stone||Wait untill you hear about a space mission, you know where they launch a rocket to the moon... right. Hide under the launch pad so you can be incinerated by the rockets uhm... fire booster thingy, I dont know what it is called I dont work forNASA. If you do this it will be awesome because you could file a wrongful death lawsuit and get a bunch of money. You know them space programs have millions.|
|19 Apr 2014||xzxz||oh, of course|
|17 Apr 2014||anton-petrov||а лучше вообще никого и ничего не убивать,себе же легче|
|08 Apr 2014||Sveta||To cut my veins and all.|
|01 Apr 2014||Shirlie Jean Landry-Mushero||By tying rope to a place were it is really high and then take a ladder and climb up then jump:):):):)|
|27 Mar 2014||reality||your sick fuck|
|25 Mar 2014||zane||do a sexy genocide.
put a stripper pole in
your parents living room without asking.
|18 Feb 2014||Ronald Regan||I read this newspaper article which can be found online, that this kid somewhere in South America died after masturbating forty-something times in a row. Like 42 or 46 times. Something like that. Then just fell over dead. Just food for thought.
Personally I doubt the story is valid because how would they know how many times this kid wacked off? Did he keep some kind of score card? Did he video it? But hey, if you try this method your climax(pun intended) may be much higher than 46.
|15 Feb 2014||Jimmy Pearse||Jump off a ridge|
|13 Feb 2014||Seto||electrical wire|