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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|02 Feb 2005||Warren T. Snumbums||Hay guyz well personally I decided to kill myself in a couple of minutes cause there's nothing good on TV right now and I'm pretty bored. well i decided 2 search the web for teh best way to do it and I decided the best way would be to find a bridge, tie a rope around my legs, then tie an equal length of piano wire around my neck. Both of these I will attach to some stationary object such as one of the rails around the bridge. Then I will shoot myself in the brain and fall off of the bridge. If all goes as planned the piano wire will cut off my head so I will leave a fun dangling corpse in the paths of the semi trucks on the expressway below. Hopefully I can break a couple windshields or at least smear some gore on somebody's hood. If I'm lucky I might even cause a 10-car pileup!!!
Good luck everyone!!!
|02 Feb 2005||Era||Hey everyone this is Era again, just typing to say hello and i hope that people are doing better, i'm glad some of you have been emailing me so if anyone wants to talk just reach me at email@example.com. i feel that some of these people that come to this website and post stupid comments like "we're all depressed weirdos" and "looking for attention" should get a life, because depression and cutting is a disease in this world, and some of us cant control these emotions, myself included, but i've been doing a little better and i feel that everyone should have time to have fun. i'll be back so just wait up for me!!!!|
|01 Feb 2005||Damneddave||Nobody want to die. Just stop suffering. personne ne veut mourir, juste arrêter de souffrir. suicide is not a solution.|
|01 Feb 2005||peter||unfortunatly your unlikley to get hold of any pills or anything, try drinking as much strong alcohol as you can (im talking over a litre of spirits) and then when you fell as if your about to pass out, put a plastic bag over your head and secure round your neck with an elastic band, with a bit of luck you'll be asleep before you die.|
|01 Feb 2005||didier||grandir|
|01 Feb 2005||Shoko Sombrero||For suicide I always recommend mushrooms. You can find them all over the world. Plus, they are free! And it's great fun looking for them.
What's more, you might by accident eat some that are not so deadly but instead very psychedelic. Who knows you may not be too interested in suicide after that!
When you hit the really deadly mushies though be sure to eat plenty of them though since otherwise you might not go painless :-( Best is to invest your last pocket money in a good mushroom book with color pictures so you don't make stupid mistakes.
Oh, yes. I should tell you that this kind of suicide is only available in fall, really. Ok ok, yeah it is a disadvantage.
Good luck and let me know if and where you found the acid ones.
|01 Feb 2005||Nate Nagasaki||Simple. Take a bottle of aspirin, a Vicodin, and then take a razor blade to all of the veins in your wrists you possibly can. You gotta cut deep, so basically, line the blade up with the vein, apply pressure, close your eyes, clench your teeth, and slash. The Vicodin will make sure you don't feel much of anything (Although slashing into a vein doesn't really hurt to begin with...), and the aspirin will thin out your blood so you bleed faster. Then just lay in a bath tub so you bleed faster. Simple as that. Be sure to write a note to the world with basically your goodbye, your story, and your last wishes.|
|01 Feb 2005||Dark Faerie||Suicide is a serious thing
no one should be able to tell you to stop cutting your wrists or stop you from doing suicide because if its what you really want and its not because of something stupid because your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you. or because of fights with a friend, or because your parents made you go to bed, make sure that you have good reasons and that you have thought it through
i know that i am suicidal and i think that eventually i will do it
and make sure that you leave a suicidal note telling people to fuck off dissing people who you hate and telling people that you love them and so on go for it if its what you want
but make sure you dont chicken out
you dont want to live with mental hanicapness afterwards now do you?
|31 Jan 2005||nobodyknow sme||does anybody but me realize that this site asks the ultimate question-how to commit suicide under 13- and that question doesn't EVEN get answered anymore.all people ever talk about is phil and falicia ect, when half the people don't even know what or who the fuck they are talking about!! some actually want the question answered. Im not 13, im 15 but i still need the answer!so please don't let the question that holds this site together be left unanswered. Im not saying to stop having ur our convos. just please add your suicide methods! and for those peopl who give stupid methods( put a cap gun in ur pussy and shoot)please STOP they are pointless and just waste space. those who are haters to this website-FUCK OFF u were the ones who went into this website, if u don't like it don't read it! but we really don't want to hear ur bullshit. If anybody can help me with proper suicide methods(partucullarly how to probably strangle yourself) please e-mail me. firstname.lastname@example.org|
|31 Jan 2005||Lucy Cortina||Last time I left you all gasping in shock at the thought of me being carried away by the police, boobies bare and swinging. However it didn't end quite like that.
After the woman shouted "call the police!" I panicked. I couldn't have my boobs boobhandled by the police!! I've heard what happens in prison, they take away your bra so you can't hang yourself with it. As if I would commit breasticide again! It caused me enough trouble the last time I did it. Anyway I panicked and looked around for an escape exit. There was a gap in-between two wobblers (fat women) which was my best bet. God help me if I should become squashed between them. I ran towards them, and a look of pure terror appeared on their over-sized faces. They tried to duck but it was too late - I was running at them with such force that my boobs sort of flapped out to the sides (almost like boobie-shaped wings) and hit them with such force that they were sent flying. They landed on their backs and because of their size, couldn't get up again. I kept on running. My boobs were swinging about as I ran, it was actually very hard to run because of the weight of them. I managed to find a hiding spot in the park, and as it was dry, I sat down. I noticed that my boobs were sort of shrinking in size, very slowly, but they were shrinking. What on earth is wrong with them?! They expand when I'm in public yet they shrink when I'm in private. I have a pair of exhibitionist breasts! Luckily I had a new pink top packed in my bag, so I took it out and put it on. Very sexy. I went home and lay in my bed to cleanse myself of the shame of what had happened that day.
I was woken the next day by my sister jumping on my bed, singing "Boobie girl boobie girl, I'm a boobie girl, in a boobie world!" For the sake of Albert's pickled brain I'm sick of hearing about boobies! I went downstairs and asked mum what was up with my sister. "Oh haven't you heard?" she said. "A girl with enormous hooters killed a pigeon and then attacked two women last night near the park. It was in the newspaper this morning".
OH NOOO OOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOOO.....!!!
|31 Jan 2005||Mike||I think the best way to lose your life when you are 13 years old is to be my kid and let me hear you talk about killing yourself I would give you something other then killing your self to think about|
|31 Jan 2005||I just want help||o and i also wanted to say that i think WAMF is da best!!|
|31 Jan 2005||I just want help||hey i just wanted to say that my life isn't as bad as some other peoples on here, but i still don't like it, i have many friends and a loving family but recently i started getting really depressed. i don't know why it started or even when but i just remember starting to feel really down about myself, i used to look at myself in the mirror and just h8 the way i looked and im not even really ugly:( i started lookin at this site one nite when i was like that, i was feelin really down and was lookin up suicide when i came across this site and now i visite it a couple of times a day, my friends have no idea bout it and sometimes i wish they would just so i could get help, i don't want to tell anyone cause they might just shrug it off as somethin thats not important:( i feel all depressed and ive started cuttin myself but not much, i don't think i would ever have the guts to commit suicide cause i would miss everyone but i just want to stop feeling this way:( does anyone have any ideas as to how i can feel better? i would love to know i don't want to die cause im happy with most of my life i just want to feel good about myself and not feel so down anymore:( plz write back|
|31 Jan 2005||This is cute. Not particularly smart or sophisticated, but certainly adorable. If you are under 13 and your parents haven't assisted (either by killing you or offering an alternative), they are clearly deralict and should be beaten until humble. If you are over 13, then you are a typical lying human and should be beaten yourself. Save the precious little antics for the average dumbass. Okay, stab yourself in the eye with a pencil and ingest great gobs of poisons. boo hoo hoo....
|30 Jan 2005||Ari||overdose|
|30 Jan 2005||i have to kill myself||i just found out i have aids. i am probably going to kill myself. i dont want the disease to kill me very slow and painful.|
|30 Jan 2005||jack o lantern||can some one please tell me wats going on here?
i came home from school to find a man i dont know in my mom bedroom with his face in between my moms legs and she didnt have any trousers on.
my dad came home and he slipped out the back door. my momy dosent know i saw anyof this. my mom is such a whore. my dad dont know and i am going to either run away or kill myself. probably both.
|30 Jan 2005||Mack||HIDEY HO EVERYONE....
I WANT AHLL OF YOU PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT MOUCHETTE IS ONE OF THE MOST WARPED MINDED INDIVIDUALS THIS SIDE OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE. AND THAT IS WHY WE ALL JUST ABSOLUTLY ADORE HER. OR ABSOLUTLY DESPISE HER. I AM NOT GOING TO GET INVOLVED IN MY FEELINGs ABOUT HER IN THIS POST, I JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN THINKING FOR A LONG TIME ABOUT GOING STRAIGHT AND FOR ONCE HAVE AN INTIMATE RELATION WITH A MORE FEMINIE GENDER. I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY IT BECAUSE I WAS VERY DEPPRESSED ABOUT HAVING NO FRIENDS DUE TO THE FACT THEY ALL HATE ME BECAUSE I AM GAY. BUT THEN i will feel as though i am a fraud. selling out my self and my desires so i can have another set of my desires fulfilled. this is all very confusing and i am very depressed and contemplaiting suicide anyway. i am not going to whine on this site like some of you spoiled children do. if you are going to kill yourself do not look for sympathy. ore attention. you are nothing more than drama queens. would you like a little drama to go with your coffee? i am going to blow my brains out with a large calibre rifle. boo hoo. i think it will be a very lovely alternative to continuing on in this rat hole i call life. now lookat you drama queens. oh no hes going to kill himself. please i will be your friend. no dont do it. life isnt all bad. cheer up. look at it from my perspective. we love you.
you are all just a buch of pathetic morons and i am leaving you behind in my death. i hope you all enjoy wallowing in your own mire. you disgust me you vile pro life gay bashers.
|30 Jan 2005||Nikki||If you're going to die then you should take people with you. Sneak into your school with a gun and write your suicide note on the chalkboard so the whole class can see. Now pick out all the students you don't like and shoot them so everybody can see and then shoot yourself.|
|30 Jan 2005||Very Happy Person||I,m always very happy ,I,m very rich I,m very handsome , I,ve fucked thousands of pretty girls , I have a extremely big cock and I really love my life, but I want to kill myself for a laugh. What do you think I should do|