|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|24 Dec 2004||santa's lil helper||(Recommended for under 13) pull out the potato peeler and start peeling your legs. Peel wherever you can. Then stick the peelings in a box, preferably a shoebox. If your feeling bold stick in your ears and maybe a eyeball or two. Poor salt all over your legs and open wounds for an extra zap. Hehe Then you lay yourself on your bed with the box next to you. Have a homemade bomb ready next to you. (Recipe can be found on the net And the bomb should be, preferably, in a syringe) the syringed bomb is for your ass. Squeeze the syringe up your ass and push the liquid out. The results should be quick and well if the pain doesnt kill ya then just jump out your window. That should gather some attention! Whoot Whoot!|
|24 Dec 2004||Caroline||Hey all,
Difficult isn't it, life? If you really want to kill yourself then I would never suggest an overdose, you are more likely to survive and have liver damage etc. Hanging is fairly quick if you jump from a great enough height, but the tried and tested gun has to be the best method (unsure a 13yr old could get hold of one though). Well, anyway I've spent half my life thinking of suicide (for various reasons) and then something happened a while ago, I had a breakdown, it made my family realise how bad I was and I got help, pills, counselling and most importantly their support. Depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain (that can often have no reason behind it) it's a disease and like a disease it needs treatment. I urge you to talk to someone about it, anyone....suicide is not a cowardly thing (how can choice be a cowardly thing) but before you do it, wouldn't you rather be sure that it's the right thing. Life is tough, but if you stick with it, it can be bloody rewarding. Take care all.
|23 Dec 2004||YOUR FRIEND||HERE IS THE TEST TO SEE IF YOUR MISION IN THIS FUCKED PLACE WE CALL LIFE IS OVER.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU ARE ALIVE AND YOUR MISSION IS WAITING.
I AM 36 AND HAVE FOUGHT MANY MANY MANY BATTLES AND WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT UNTIL MY MISSION IS OVER.
|23 Dec 2004||Carole||Il me semble que maintenant tu as 17ans BRAVO !!! (clap clap clap)
Sache que le pire est a venir car bientot il va vraiment falloir qu tu te batte pour vivre
Bon Courage ! dO_ob
|23 Dec 2004||Skaarj||I Live with this torment of constant pain and paranoia.... i dont know why i feel like this.. my childhood was ok, nothing really to complain about. at the moment i have a job.. a car... a familly that loves me and many friends that wud die for me... when i was 14 i tried to hang myself with a belt in my closet.. whilst hanging i blacked out for a few secs.... i thought it was over... i then woke up laying on the floor with a shit load of pain only too look up and see that the noose was still there and the plank hadnt snapped. i dont know how i survived... its kinda blurry and it was 4 yrs ago... i have never had anyone close to me die... but in the last week i have had 3 ppl i know die. and not to mention the girl i love has attempted suicide a few times recently and plans to do it again. i love her but she wont let me help... she also has posted on this site. we arent really talking anymore.... the only thing i can do left is pray 4 her.
"suicide is a permanent objection for a temporary problem"
its a quote i have heard and it has made me stop... now i only live for my friends... to make sure they dont live the same fate i have. i live to make my parents and other familly meembers proud.
i know what it is like to be very close to sumone that is suicidal... i try my hardest to stop her.. if she ever was gone i wud cary the burden for the rest of my life that i tried to save her but i failed. whensomeone that close to u is gone forever trying isnt good enough.
so people.. death is ur unavoidable fate weather u liek it or not... the last thing u wud want to do is skip all the chapters and go strait to the end of the book.
u only get one story... make sure u have as many chapters as possible... dont like this one? move on.. make new friends... change towns or even states if u want. find sumthing that makes u smile other than hurtin urself.
i know most of u are 2 young to move on like this cause of ur parents or otehr stuff... just remember that it will get better soon... a year after my suicide i enrolled at another school... i made so many friends and met new ppl. 2day iam still not happy. but atleast i live my life and iam always loved by my close ones. i went from having nothing to all this... no matter how bad it gets and how fucked up u feel. there will always be better days and sumtimes it may take more than 4 years but it is worth the wait.
2day i still live with this pain and torment... and i still pray for the girl i love. but my friends need me.. they dont know i feel like this... i hate the idea of ppl thinkin i do it for attention. ur life is never that bad that u shud have to end it... ur hapiness isnt waiting in teh next world... it is still waiting to be found in this one. always remember that my frinds
oh and sum of u ppl prob think iam full of shit and iam an arsehole cause i dont know what its like... thats prob true... but iam trying to help all of u.. how does that make me an arsehole.
|23 Dec 2004||the devils last wish||yo,scorpion ya you do got a pretty bad fuckin life. but i think the people who bitch on this site about losing girlfriends and getting the shit beat out of them at school is like a cover up or some shit like that.ya i agree with you that all of us here are pretty fuckin stupid in some ways like putting a post on here about how fucked our lives are. and not actually going to kill themselves. but this is just like a place were we can put what we say and not give a fuck. then agian thats just what i think. ive lived a pretty bad fuckin life to. but i don't feel like posting my bad shit up on this site. it in someways it seems worthless. i mean i really don't think anyone here can actually make me feel any fuckin better. and even try to stop what i do and what i say. ya i know i sound like a fuckin preacher. but trust i hate preachers they are so fucking boring. well i hope your life gets better and i hope mine ends SOON! good luck. and maybe this year you might have some what of a good christmas. see ya|
|23 Dec 2004||kchow||i think the most fun and funny way to kill yourself is to freeze, like go lie out in the arctic this will take a few weeks but you'll be laughing until your lips fall off! as frostbite takes your outer limbs, for example feet, they will after awhile turn black and just fall right off! lol it's the bodies natural response to keep your head and torso alive which houses your major organs
i don't think that suicide is a bad thing in particular or a good thing, its just a decision like any other, i don't understand why some people think it's sick, death is so natural and important and were all gonna end up dead anyway so why not speed it up if things aren't going great. I'm considering it myself, but i don't have the guts to do it, i envy those who can hurt themselves, its COMPLETE self control and self trust, you put your life in your own hands. beautiful!
|23 Dec 2004||MIKE SIEHL||I DONT KNOW WHAT THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF IS BUT I KNOW THAT I AM PERSONALY GOING TO USE MY AK47 WITH A 100 ROUND DRUM CLIP AND BLOW MY HEAD OFF. WRITE ME AN EMAIL AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA. I AINT IN TO ALL THAT PAIN AND SUFFERING. I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO DO THIS PUBLICLY AND ONE OF MY BUDDIES WILL BE SELLING TICKETS.|
|22 Dec 2004||Nicole||my name is nicole and before i read all the stories in this site i wanted to kill myself cause i thought my problems were bad but they aren't nearly as bad as some people's on this site. i'll tell you my story.
When i was in grade two i met my half brother we were havin so much fun with him until he ran away and was sent away to a foster home he would come down every weekend but i wouldn't want to talk to him. then when i was in grade six he got a girl pregnant with my neice then she was born near christmas.i'm in grade eight now and my brother just moved bac in with us and he expects me to forgive him for gettin thrown in jail for abusin his girlfriend and abandoning me and my family. Now i'm in this really big fight with my best friend and she like hates me now. so that is why i thought i should kill myself but now i realize that this site is wrong people shouldn't commit suicide they should work out there problems.
|22 Dec 2004||maricela||ithink you should get something very pretty and sharp and slice your wrist vein with it. it will make your parents or the one responsible for making you want to kill your self feel really bad and maybe if your lucky they'll kill themselves.|
|22 Dec 2004||Kay, Kay||hang yourself in your closet with your dads tie not forgeting to slit your throat as well, one of those two things should kill u, butt if u really wanna make sure its a one shot deal o.d. on n e thing u can find first. u have to take pills on an empty stomach and take a graval about 2 hours b4 to stop ureself from throwing up.|
|22 Dec 2004||Will Snow||ooooh silly thing, i cant read any of it:-(|
|22 Dec 2004||G.||quel intérêt la meilleire forme de suicide ,si en bout de ligne tu crève?
pourquoi donner des outils à un enfant qui pourrait grandir à travers son mal de vivre et qui pourrait par choix offrir son vécu vivant?je ne crois pas qu`il existe de bonnes méthodes pour mourrir,outre,celle qui à ce moment là te sera la plus adéquate!
|21 Dec 2004||Sam Paul||This is a neat site; I think you are doing an invaluable research project! Suicide is something that's easy to do accidentally and difficult to pull off when you need it most. Theres probably a good genetic reason for that. Suicide is also something that people should talk about openly. We all have our baggage I suppose.
All I can say to someone seriously thinking about suicide is to wait. Its better to run away and kill yourself slowly with alcohol or something. That way you can have fun and maybe change your mind down the road. Everyone goes through this.
I wrote a book about my experiences flirting with suicide titled Why I Committed Suicide. Its gotten some great reviews and I highly recommend it to anyone who has ever had thoughts or removing themselves from existence. This is not a preachy book at all, Why I Committed Suicide is more of a diary outlining the experiences of one man and what drove him to the brink.
Hang in there, it gets better.
|21 Dec 2004||suicidal||i,ve just downed 60 sleeping piils with vodka, i feel so sleepy. i,m also going to wrap a plastic bag over my head. This is the happiest day of my life cuz i,m gonna die. Death will solve all your problems. Goodbye forever.|
|21 Dec 2004||CHICOMAN||Well scorpion I got one better then you if your trying to top others you don't have it bad at all, you had parents dumbass. let's call him the person who supplied the seed of for my being here left my mother just like similar buttwipes do now, after hearing she was pregnant (strike 1). My mother was killed be a fucking drunk driver when I was 1, wah (stike 2), should i continue. My grandmother raised me and you talk about being poor, try a bread and salt sandwich, Yummy, (Srike 3) and it was not my poor grandmothers fault she did everything she could. Had an aunt and uncle that were well better off that I think would only come over to beat the shit out of me, x-mas presents/ b-day presents what's that. I still wear the scars from there beatings. Father never ever has tried contacting me, my loss , think not. Uncle aunt always tell people they helped me and my grandmother out, full of shit, and all this is going on before my 8th birthday. as adudult injure back neck knee at work and they have pretty much told me to f myself. Everyday I live in a severe world of pain doctors have tried everything not even morphene works. Gee and the thing that sucks most have tried suicide 3 times only to be saved by someone. Hows that for a bitch of a life, jackass. So when your complaints are similar to that of scorpians just laugh turn over to the other side of your pillow and go back to sleep shit can't be that bad|
|21 Dec 2004||Scorpion||You people know nothing of pain. Complaining about some bitch that didn't want you or being bullied in school. I am someone who has been suffering since the day I was born. I was one year old when my parents got divorced. My parents stayed together until I was seven. My father would savagley beat my mom into submission. Im growing up as an overweight, abused and severly depressed 15 year old. My sister was hit by a car and has suffered personality disorders and abused me. A week after her accident my dad shot himself. Several times I have heard of my sister speak of her suicide attemts. You guys don't know what the fuck your talking about. I have a 6 year old bro. Ya wanna know how he was concieved? My father rapped my mom. I wish every day the life would end fast and painless, but I face reality. I would never force my baby bro to live his life with a fucked up sister a father and brother who killed themselves and a mother speaks of it 24/7. You can all take your problems and shove 'em up your ass until you cough em up. I wish half of you knew the true meaning of a painfull life. I'm only 15 fuckin years old. so all of you can either hurry up and get over with and wake up in hell regreting it or think it over and wake up the next day sticking it. Belive me it sucks staying alive every fucking day but I do it. There is no reason you cant. This site makes me sick. Encouraging suicide. live one fucking day in my shoes. GO ON, I DARE YOU!|
|20 Dec 2004||Will Snow||Hey slim shady is back, i mean Will Snow. Im blocked from using this site from the 'other' library. Wish you all a good Christmas anyway. Hope you have a good one. Will xxx|
|20 Dec 2004||President Bobo of the SSSS agency||Lucy Cortina has now been successfully revived and is in full working order. Her boobs are now stable, after going through a process of inflation and deflation. Our team of specialist doctors spent many weeks pumping out the air from her breasts. Once the air was gone they would fill up again and inflate to bursting point. Imagine the scene: Lucy Cortina topless on a hospital bed surrounded by nurses, with enormous breasts the size of 2 large beanbags. In the end we managed to force the air out by strapping her breasts against her chest very tightly with a tight black PVC bra when the air had been pumped out. We believe Lucy Cortina suffers from a breast abnormality that encourages her breasts to fill with air and then release it again, almost as if they are breathing. We have heard rumours that her breasts may actually be alive in themselves, and that her current boobs are actually a new pair of tits that have been reborn, after her previous knockers departed to The Great Boobie Heaven (where they say that boobies fly around and squish against other passing boobies, whilst men observe them).
We have also sewn on some new nipples for Lucy as the caps from the cola bottles that we used as temporary nipples shot off her boobs during a "nurse! theyre about to burst!" episode. It looked like 2 corks flying off enormous barrel shaped wine bottles. It was actually this that enabled us to force the air from her breasts once and for all.
She is still slightly confused and dazed but has been calling out for "my Billy!" quite regularly, sadly we do not know who she means. If anyone can help us, please do let us know.
We shall keep you informed of her progress and hopefully she may even give you a little visit. But don't expect too much, her breasts are still undergoing tests as they still inflate quite a lot sometimes - we think this may be a permanent 'illness' that is only found in very beautiful women.
|20 Dec 2004||emmy||anyone who is thinking of doing it. please dont. i have a sister and shes suicidal. i love her so much and life would be hell if she went. for god sake, dont encourage her.|