|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Jan 2005||Felicia NOT so Great||Dear Lucy Cortina,
Today I shaved a dog. The hair got in my bra; as a result I ended up with a hairy chest. It was a fur bearing Chow (mean little runt) and a decrepit Maltese, and a disgruntled Yorkie, who did me injustice today. I shaved a Yorkshire Terrier too short and a customer replied, Alas! I will never come here again!" As I said "Sorry" over and over again, my world of self-destructiveness came to no end.
The smell of wet dog lingers in my dungaroos.
Save me Lucy!! A dog just mauled your rubber gift. I no longer have a pair of them anymore.
...For there is only one.
|18 Jan 2005||jack||get a plastic bag and fill the tub and tie up the bagin your head and drown and die.|
|18 Jan 2005||daffyd||well i killed my self several years a go now i it was quite painless with a qwick snap to the head and i was dead|
|18 Jan 2005||Religious Maggie||Oh Mike I am so glad you agree with me. My way of life is the ONLY way of life. Everyone knows that God is the most important thing in the world, so what is wrong with fulfilling your life with God and God only? Have I told you all about my divine sexual intercourse yet?
You know my darlings, I once visited a very holy garden that is a sacred religious site. I could swear that there was a holy prescence there. Of course I ended up with my legs open laid out on the grass and shooting liquid all over it. Yes my poosy became engorged! It was delightful.
|18 Jan 2005||Katherine Lyons||helooooooooo I think the best way to kill yourself is shove a dildo so far up your arse that it comes out of you mouth|
|18 Jan 2005||sum slut||mouchette is creepy. not to mention shese a fucken nigger nigger nigger with no life. lmao did u c wat she wrote she "Do you think it might encourage people to kill themselves, or do you think it might keep suicidal people so busy reading that they will
forget about actually committing the act?" shese so stupid omgg!! all she does is fuck herself n her niggaz. *im not races* but jeeez.
|18 Jan 2005||xxsunangelxx||I would just like to say this...
If you arethinking baout killing yourself please talk to someone. I have been there and done that. I have delighted myself in others suffering due to my death. Earlier this year in November, I was seriously close to ending my life. I had it all planned so that my mom couldn't find my body.. Blah blah.
I changed my mind though when my mother told me the news of my uncles death.
He has shot himself in the head. We had his cremated reamins brought home for a service. His body was not suitable for an open casket. It is hard on you and your family. You feel anger pain and hatred. It is one of the hardest things in the world to walk into a room that you know someone shot themselves in. Yes, I had to drive with my distraught mother to his home. We had to get his belongins. When I walked into that room, you could smell the remanents of it all. The rusty metallic blood smell, gunpowder.. Worst of all you could see all the grotesque details of the aftermath. Once you experience this, you'll never want to leave your family and friends in that situation.
As I cleaned around where he had layed, I found several pieces of bone from his skull intertwined with his blankets. the blood on the wall and ceiling was awful. Plus, the bulletts and boxes of them all over the house were too much for anyone to see. Please imagine the worst possbile gory scene in a horror flick and multiply it by 1000. This is a memory that is ecthed into my mind. I wake up many nights from nightmares. I can see him doing the whole thing in my head and I can't get it out of memory.
Please do not end your life.. There is always a better out there. It may not be now but patience is a virture. Please don't leave your friends and family in a situation such as this. Please talk to someone.. It does help. I realize this now.. If only my uncle knew.
|18 Jan 2005||Adam Jordan||Soap on a rope...prison will kill ya...shudders.
Walk into a closet with various chemicals and a small stove, boil the chemicals so that the fumes enter the air and slowly but surely suffocate you.
Hang yourself out of your window so that your body hangs directly in front of your living room window, the parents will be so surprised, but it's too bad you won't get to see the expression on their faces.
|18 Jan 2005||wristslasher||if you wanted to die you all would have done it a long time ago. you say you want to die u scream in the dead of night when you know no one will hear you. u say u hav nutin to liv 4 and u wanna die. if u wanted 2 die, u wuld hav a long time ago. u wana die bcuz u tink ur life is fked, but someting is pullin u back isnt there... u wana die more than anyone in the world dont u? then why havent u done it alredy? u wana b suicidal JUS DO IT ALREADY!!! don do it 4 attention. if u gona do it don waste ur time on this site. jus do it alredy. i am not that old and u shuldnt listen to me, but beleev me u shuldnt do it 4 attention. it jus fks u up more. i hav been through so much and i hav not sunk so low that i will put my personal problems on this site hopin to find help. fk that shit. i sory for watever has happend 2 u. i am jus saying... DON WASTE UR TIME ON THIS DAMN SITE!! IT WONT HELP!! IF UR GONA FKIN KILL URSELF DO IT ALREDY!!!!|
|17 Jan 2005||linux||yes this site is horrid. oh this site is terrible. how could you encourage little minds to do such a vile thing? do you even sleep at night? i think you have vaginal herpes mouchette. and i have syhpillis. maybe we cood hook up and do a swap. i get your genitals and you can have mine. that way we can both find out what its like to be gay.|
|17 Jan 2005||joseph penelope||well everyone i got to let the cat out of the bag. i am not 13. but i have a little boy who is. had. i just found out my wife kim, has been molesting him his whole life. i found this out by the suicide note he left. i came home from work to find my wife shot in the back three times. he was in his room lying on the floor. he shot himself. this is such a sad chain of events. i have two other sons and that is why i have not killed myself as of yet. this is not a joke. i am not playing on the internet like some of you children are. i want to kill myself so bad. God i really loved them to. his suicide note read mom has been molesting me all my life so i killed her and then shot myself so i wont go to jail. he never told me or anyone else about this. so if you are out there thinking it is cool to post on this site this is the best way to kill your self then you are probably right. maybe we should all just kill ourselves.|
|17 Jan 2005||hey i want to dieeee,
you sound like you have sum serious problems in life and are finding it difficult to cope. i would ask you to write me an email but i figure i would just be wasting my time. similar to what you are doing every second of the miserable life you live. go get a pair of nikes and just do it. thats right jump. just do it. jump. just frekin jump already. are you still sitting there reading this? go freaking jump. now loser. i am so fat. i think i will jump to. not to mention i am gay.
|17 Jan 2005||ben afflecks||a real cool way to commit suicide is to find someone that plans on killing someone already. rat them out and tell them you didnt do it in such a way that they know you did. then when the police go to thiere house and arrest him he will be killing you when he gets out of prison. i did this last week and i am expecting to be dead as soon as he posts bail.|
|17 Jan 2005||air-run||the best way to kill yourself when under thirteen is to mix a bunch of chemicals together like rubbing alcohol, ammonia, bleach, any other cleaning agents you have around the house and drink it.|
|17 Jan 2005||gareth||to all the people who have read this! im 21 yrs old and have bin fighting feelings of suicide since i was 11 years old and i still have to keep going, i know not for myself but for all the people who i matter to even if sometimes i don't believe i could ever matter to anyone! So thats my sacrifice, to keep living no matter how much i wana die! So find it inside yourself to keep going! if not for you then for the people who matter to you!|
|17 Jan 2005||MIKE SIEHL||hey religious maggie, you are so cool. i really like your perspective on life. and church. please write me an email i am a big fan of yours.
ok now back to busnineess. first you need a cow with mad cow disease. i hear all cows in canada have it. go and eat this cows poopie. next eat this cows urine next french kiss the cow. next slit its throat and drink it blood. next eat as much meat off the cow as you can. next sit down and play with your best friend willy until he gets sick all over you.
|17 Jan 2005||lana and air-run 4 evr||become a sandwich. then some one will eat you and you will be magicly transformed into fecalnation. thats 80 parts fecal matter and 20 parts urine.
if this dosent work out you can always go online and try to get someone to meet you. repeat this until you come accross a psyco killer. this web site is a good place to start. :)
|17 Jan 2005||COOCHIE SNATCHERS||GET ABDUCTED BY ALIENS.
DO I REALLY NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE HERE?
|17 Jan 2005||ROCHELLE||GO INTO AS MANY PUBLIC RESTROOMS AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. DRINK THE TOLIET WATER AND LICK THE RIM OF THE TOILET. SWALLOW. REPEAT AS NEEDED UNTIL YOUR LIVER SWELLS AND MAKES YOU LOOK FAT. YOU NOW HAVE HEPATIDUS. DRINK ALOT OF ALCHOL. GOODNIGHT.
LOOK KIDDIES. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE HUMAN BODY TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE IT STOP LIVING. YOU HAVE TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH MEDICINE OF WHAT KIND AND DOSE FOR YOUR BODY WEIGHT IS LEATHAL. OTHERWISE YOU WILL ONLY GET SICK. IF YOU WANT TO SLIT YOUR WRISTS YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW MUCH BLOOD THE HUMAN BODY CONTAINS AND HOW MUCH BLOOD HAS TO BE LOST TO MAKE YOU GO TO SLEEP AND NEVER WAKE UP. IF YOUR GONNA HANG YOURSELF USE THIN WIRE SO YOU WONT DIE SLOW. IT WILL SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF. DO SOME RESEARCH TO FIND OUT WHAT METHOD YOU ARE PLANNING IS MOST EFFECTIVE AND SUTIBLE FOR YOUR CASE. HOPE THIS INFO CAN HELP YA OUT.
|17 Jan 2005||ROCHELLE||GO TO YOUR TEACHER AT SCHOOL AND TELL THEM YOUR DADDY/MOMMY IS COMING INTO YOUR ROOM AT NIGHT AND MAKING YOU TOUCH THEM AND MAKING YOU DO THINGS. STICKING THINGS INTO YOUR BUM. MAKING YOU LICK THEM IN "PLACES". MAKE SURE TO WRITE YOUR PARENTS IN PRISON EVERY WEEK. SAY THINGS LIKE I HAD A BAD DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT YOU CAME IN MY ROOM AGAIN AND MOLESTED ME IN MY BUM WITH YOUR FINGER. NOW ALLOW 2-4 YEARS TO PASS AND ANNOUNCE THAT THE HOLE THING WAS JUST A SCAM. THIS WILL NOT KILL YOU BUT I KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME WAKO KIDS OUT THERE THAT HATE THERE PARENTS AND WANT TO GET OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND SEE THEM LOCKED UP. I KNOW THAT ONE OF YOU KIDS OUT THERE WILL BE GLAD TO TRY THIS. LOOKING BACK I WISH I HAD.|