|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|22 Apr 2015||fuu||eat a some glue|
|21 Apr 2015||Captian Optimism?||Its a great time to go on and futher your education at a university. Or if you are to young just go to school everyday. There is a lot of school shootings these days. Who knows, maybe you will get lucky and the psychos will save you the trouble. And even if you strike out on that deal you should be able to get a decent paying job.|
|20 Apr 2015||dawg the biscuit hunter||Get a huge life insurance policy first so someone you care about can have something to remember you by. If you dont care about anyone get an attorney to burn the money on video and post it on the internet. It would be demoralizing to anyone you knew.|
|16 Apr 2015||$elf Proclaimed Expert||Baracade the doors and windows. Now make a huge fire and sing campfire songs.|
|16 Apr 2015||chef salad-hold the folicles||Honestly i dont know the best way to killyourself but i do know how to get a free meal in a fancy resturant. All you do is "find" a hair in the food and then overreact. Cry and in a few seconds go to angry and just theow a fit. Talk loud and be spoiled and throw a fit.|
|16 Apr 2015||Todd Rickson McDoule||I have aquired alien technology that will randomly select the best possible choice for someone to kill themselves. Anyone can have unlimited access to the technology and the database. That is, anyone who is not late on 3 easy installments of twenty nine ninety nine.|
|16 Apr 2015||seeking answers23159 B-)||Whats going on with these silly american girls that pluck out all the eyebrow hair and then paint them back on. Its silly and obsurd. It looks like used motor oil as well as vaguely similar to a clown. Has self shallowness reached a new peak or do they just have a thing about facial hair. What in the world could be going on in their head?...
Just a few plucks and it will look better. (15 minutes later) Oh my I plucked to many and it looks stupid and unatural so i must find my sharpie marker and draw them back on.
|13 Apr 2015||timpohermne||a book of discrete math|
|12 Apr 2015||wandolf||Cut off all your skin. Then paint yourself.|
|12 Apr 2015||kosher pork farmers association||Become an undercover cop. Infiltrate the mafia. When they discover your true identity you will get put in a meat grinder and in 24hours you will be completly transformed into pig shit.|
|12 Apr 2015||Valdez on Valium||I went shopping today. I bought two pairs of trousers. Relaxed fit. Very comfortable. Plenty of room for the family jewels. That is not what i really want to talk about. It was just an ice breaker. Not that i needed an ice breaker. Anyway, what i wanted to talk about is my curiosity with the dreams fish have. A nightmare would be getting caught in a net or a shark in hot pursuit. Maybe a crocodile. And a sexy dream would be getting seduced by a sea horse or a mermaid. And so in conclusion if we all pour one quart of motor oil into a lake or river we can help rid the planet of fish dreams. Motor oil will absolutly not harm the fish only stop them from dreaming. Its scientificly proven.|
|10 Apr 2015||Ann Mia||I tried to kill myself 4 times
And every time it was different ways.Opening veins, suffocation, pills and drowning.
But nothing works
|09 Apr 2015||get a job||The distant night sky pulsates with blinding white light. The air is still and silent. I want to fly up in theclouds and rage with the storm. I want to blow lightning bolts from my ass.|
|08 Apr 2015||feed the hungry foundation||Wrap yourself in a huge tortilla and go to mexico.|
|08 Apr 2015||jack||quiet the mind and come rest|
|07 Apr 2015||tell me your name first.||When people ask me what is the best way to kill yourself when under 13 i always reply with;
That depends. Do you want to experience the process of death or do you want it quick and painless?
|06 Apr 2015||VMRK||Love|
|06 Apr 2015||Ukraine!||Fame to|
|05 Apr 2015||Winter White.||At my last visit to the state mental hospital (which is really a prison) the orderlys killed my friend. She wasnt hungry because of the medicine. So they strapped her down in a chair and shoved a tube in her nose that went down her throat. They pumped to much food that was liquified in a blender in her and her lungs filled up with food. I watched all of this. It has me nervous and depressed. I hope a meteor falls on them for what they did.|
|05 Apr 2015||road kill cafe||Jump in front of a school bus. Or jump out the back door of a school bus in fast heavy traffic so you get hit and run over at least two or three times. Then your parents/guardians can sue the school. You know you hate school.|