Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
03 May 2015 G.I. JOSE Mucho gordo gato taco. Muy muy feo gato. Gato es muy loco y stupido. Mucho gusto mi gato taco.
03 May 2015 Velior Yakovlev You can escape from life, from death - never.
Жизнь и сама сложит крылья.
Then why rush it?
02 May 2015 Faith Ford "accidentally" falls into knife draw
28 Apr 2015 i dont know Live honest and be a good person. Death will find you by self
26 Apr 2015 JoeBob telling jokes for a nickle each. Q&A:
Q: What do you call an elevator full of white people?
A: A box of crackers.

Now i am white and i have to say it is funny.

Q: Whats the difference between black people and snow tires?

A: snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.

Thats so funny because its true!
26 Apr 2015 BEST ANSWER: I know a man whose son commited suicide. Kid hung himself in his parents closet. His mom found him. Many years later its still a taboo even to speak of. Its a stain on the family rep. Real nice people. I think thats just the drugs though. Not to judge, because lets face it i have done nearly every drug known to man and also in massive quanities. I should be fucking dead my friend. I never did o.d. i tried. Its so unfair. I did enough cocaine once to kill a horse. So trust me trying to overdose is not the best choice. Go with hanging. Its proven effective thru centuries. And you just kinda go to sleep if you do it ever so gently. Besides look around at all the readily available items you can use to hang yourself. Belt, shoe laces, underware elastic, and the list rages on and on. The point is you can do this in the next ten to fifteen minutes. No more waiting for sweet release.
25 Apr 2015 Miley Cyrus Do you have any idea how embarassing it is to be me? Do you know what its like to have one tiny nipple and one extra large nipple. They are both off center also. The doctor told me he could remove both nipples and put me on the transplant list but all the donors are elderly and so have streched out and saggy nipples. Who wants strech marks and cellulite nipples? I tried to strech out the tiny nipple by suspending myself from the roof and just hanging. I also used some lotion with cocoa butter and lidocaine. After it just tightened back up like an anaconda. Even when i shrink the large nipple with ice cubes its three times the size of the other. I cant stand the shame. All the kids at school tease me. They call me little big nips. They all laugh at me when its cold out and my nipples point different directions. Once i am dead my nipples will decompose and my problems will be over. Goodbye to everyone who drove me to suicide with your jokes and laughter.
24 Apr 2015 cocolol98 sharp razors
23 Apr 2015 Yann to jump before a train
22 Apr 2015 Diaper wearer It's time to change my diaper yet again. Wish I could just one day go without needing to wear a diaper. Been wearing diapers my entire life and I'm just sick of it.
22 Apr 2015 Niketa Pills and Go to sleep
22 Apr 2015 fuu eat a some glue
21 Apr 2015 Captian Optimism? Its a great time to go on and futher your education at a university. Or if you are to young just go to school everyday. There is a lot of school shootings these days. Who knows, maybe you will get lucky and the psychos will save you the trouble. And even if you strike out on that deal you should be able to get a decent paying job.
20 Apr 2015 dawg the biscuit hunter Get a huge life insurance policy first so someone you care about can have something to remember you by. If you dont care about anyone get an attorney to burn the money on video and post it on the internet. It would be demoralizing to anyone you knew.
16 Apr 2015 $elf Proclaimed Expert Baracade the doors and windows. Now make a huge fire and sing campfire songs.
16 Apr 2015 chef salad-hold the folicles Honestly i dont know the best way to killyourself but i do know how to get a free meal in a fancy resturant. All you do is "find" a hair in the food and then overreact. Cry and in a few seconds go to angry and just theow a fit. Talk loud and be spoiled and throw a fit.
16 Apr 2015 Todd Rickson McDoule I have aquired alien technology that will randomly select the best possible choice for someone to kill themselves. Anyone can have unlimited access to the technology and the database. That is, anyone who is not late on 3 easy installments of twenty nine ninety nine.
16 Apr 2015 seeking answers23159 B-) Whats going on with these silly american girls that pluck out all the eyebrow hair and then paint them back on. Its silly and obsurd. It looks like used motor oil as well as vaguely similar to a clown. Has self shallowness reached a new peak or do they just have a thing about facial hair. What in the world could be going on in their head?...
Just a few plucks and it will look better. (15 minutes later) Oh my I plucked to many and it looks stupid and unatural so i must find my sharpie marker and draw them back on.
13 Apr 2015 timpohermne a book of discrete math
12 Apr 2015 wandolf Cut off all your skin. Then paint yourself.

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