|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|16 Jun 2005||Kelsey||Slitting your wrists....
Somethign not a lot of ppl have said painless wopuld be ODing
yea... have fun and enjoy ;)
|16 Jun 2005||I have no idea what I'm doing here.||Mouchette,
It has come to my attention that you included my post in your ''blame me'' section. I seriously fail to see how this is so. As you may recall, my attack was directed mainly at 'jeroem' and partly towards the attention seeking losers of this site, and NO, you are not one of them as I know you are not under thirteen or suicidal. So unless your name is really Jeroem, stop bullshitting and actually read the fucking post!!
|16 Jun 2005||Stefani Noxon||I'm 14 almost 15. I don't know if your going to kill yourself because of relationships like "puppy love"
fuckin move on and find someone else to fuck. But if you wanna die for some reasonable cause sure fuckin do it. I wouldn't tell you how to do it cause I'm still alive so obviously cutting o.d.'ing none of that shit worked I just think they should have some facts on this site not peoples opions on how to kill yourself. And to all you people who wanna hate you don't like the web-site get the fuck off and keep your nose out our ass, fucking get your own shit to worry about instead of sitin on the net all day fuckin surrunding your lives with other peoples drama cuz your live is pathitic. you don't wanna die great fuckin hope your smart ass mouth don't get you dead!!!
|15 Jun 2005||paul||i got married to my wife when i was just 17 we were deeply in love, but recently after the wedding we had been receiving letters from the rabbi telling us that if we didn't take part in his acts of sex, he would kill our first born. after monthers of this we told the police and thought it would be ok, but two days later i returned home to find my wife slayed in the bath tub with our dogs eating her corpse and pentitrating her. The rabbi had broken in killed her and covered her in dog hormones. after this i tried to kill myself so many time i can kept count i tryed masterbating with a plastic bag over my head, attaching my self to a bike a gettin drag aloning the road but hte boys mother stop him after his first run,i cut off my cock but the neigh saw me as i did it in the garden with the law mower. i no longer try to kill my slef physical but i do it mentaly thourgh poems and novel. this is one i wrote after my wifes death. empty milk cartons
all over the floor,
slices of fruit,
and spoonfuls of sugar
and honey to boot.
"Who could have done
this terrible thing?"
His voice had a horrified,
"Just look at the clues,"
replied Sargeant Miller.
"It looks like the work
of a cereal killer."
|15 Jun 2005||man who hates life||What is Normal?
Okay here it is:
Diagnostic criteria for NPD: Normal Person Disorder
A chronic feeling of normalness.
A tendency to bore others easily.
A nagging sense of constantly meeting one's goal.
Lack of difficulty getting organized.
Inability to be humorous.
Knowing how to count without forgetting what number you are up to.
An inability to be creative and intuitive, no seat of pants to fly by.
Highly stimulated by lectures, speeches, dead cockroaches and other normals.
An unbroken remote control.
A To-Do list which gets done.
A chronic interest in each or any of the following for more than a week:
A methodical nature.
Affectionately known as "Bump on a log" or "Nytol Substitute"
|15 Jun 2005||shoot me||what kind of a person spends over two years of his life trying to find a job? The answer is ME! I make out dozens of applications daily and I don't get one fucking response. Then I get told by my "loving" family that I'm lazy and stupid and that I don't want to work. I guess I am everything they say I am. I am a failure become worse than my low-life derelict father. I want to kill myself.|
|15 Jun 2005||no job||I hate myself because I'm a stupid son of a bitch who can't do any damn thing right. I don't even know why I get out of bed in the morning,I have no job, people want nothing to with me. I might as well be dead|
|15 Jun 2005||Life is popularity contest||Hahahaha! What frigging joke I am. I've been trying to find a job for well over a goddamn year and still can't get one. College is not an option for me because I haven't the time,money, or intellegence to go there. What am I supposed to do? Get by on my good looks? HA! Yeah right! I'm fucking hideous. Life is popularity contest,I just can't win. I wish I was dead.|
|15 Jun 2005||worthless||I am a worthless and grotesque piece of human waste who people love to push around.
I haven't been able to find a job. I'm too stupid to go to college. I don't have any useful talents. If being a loser were an Olympic event, I'd be up to my ugly neck in gold medals! I ought to have the words "shoot me" tatooed to my forehead! I'm so ugly I keep sleeping pills awake!
I'm so stupid,I thought the Chubb Institute was fat camp, and speaking of fat camps I need to stuffed into a piano crate and sent to one. I could go on and on about how pitiful I am but I have to go make some threatening letters that I going to send to myself.
|15 Jun 2005||MY FAMILY IS DEPRESSED||MY FAMILY IS DEPRESSED SO AM I.
LIFE SUCKS BAD.
|15 Jun 2005||LIFES A JOKE||HA HA that's so so true.
God has failed us all.
LIFE'S A JOKE.
|15 Jun 2005||I have no idea what I'm doing here.||This is in response to 'Jeroen's' post.
"Im trying to get the strength to kill myself because there are still people that love me"
You want to kill yourself because people love you???
Ok, I'm picturing that you are either very dumb or extremely selfish. I don't see why I'm so shocked actually, you'd be exactly the same as every other whiny, spoiled, self-pitying little bitch who've posted their lame ass sob stories on this pathetic site.
So I guess what I'm saying is-purple is damn swanky.
|15 Jun 2005||Suicide?||I'll make you all a deal. Learn how to spell complicated words such as 'suiside'(the correct spelling is written at the top of the page you dolt!) and I'll give you my address so that I can kill you myself.|
|15 Jun 2005||My name is Belle. i am 16. i have tried so many ways to kill myself. I havebeen hospitalised in both normal hospitals, mental hospitals and special child phyciatric units. I have , and this is no joke, suffered bulimia and anorexia, i broke my back and was in a wheelchair for 5 months after a trampoline accident, i have epilespy, i have od on panodol, valium, riddlin, prozac, sleeping pills, vitamin tablets... anything i could lay my hands on.
Did i mention that i am also a cutter and burner. oh yeah, and i have adhd and ocd.
YET dispite all of this i am still percieved as a happy child. My parents are great.. dont get me rong when i say this, but they have their faults just like everyone else. I recently ran away because my parents kept threating to get me moved to a mental institute permantly because they cant cope with me. I met a guy at a train station while i was in the city and he looked after me for a week. I thought he was genuinly looking out for me. He abused me. Emotionally and sexually. I hate him so much. But i left him and am now back at home.
Answering your question... i think the best way is good old paracetamol. you can od and no one will no until it is too late.. take 48 ( 2 pk) and u will die within 24 hours.
|15 Jun 2005||Chiggz||i posted before but i feel i should do it again. im 19 i've always been depreseed and siucidal/homicidal i've never sought help but one of my friends did and suggested i should to. i'd rather die and here is my method: first bend your hands towards u then slit nboth your writs as deep as u can if done properly u will paas out after losing 500ml of blood and u should die within 5 min(it pays to take pre-med)|
|14 Jun 2005||Mikey||Hmmmm when your 13 best way would be to slit your rists, or over dose. but I think its wrong and I agree with alot of people, Im 16 and have alot of shit in my life but why kill my self? there is enough pain in this world already and I dont want to cause more|
|14 Jun 2005||UGLY FUCKER||I hate myself because I am the most retarded looking dumbest piece of shit on this hellish ball of mud and water. How can life be so horrible for just one little person? Why did this "fate" thing choose me to live through this misery? Why can't I just start over with the things I want? I don't want to be perfect and I don't want to be at the top of the world I just want a normal life with normal fucking boundaries.
My parents could at least tell me what happened between the time of my conception and the 5 months it took for them to realize I was growing into a human being inside of my mother. You don't go through life as a 'fluke' just doesn't happen. There is a reason for everything and I'm damn sure there is a really nasty one for me. I don't have down's syndrome, or any other type of GENETIC disorder but I do have a strong suspicion that my mother was probably doing some heavy shit and no doubt drinking alot the first couple of months of her first trimester even though she continues to deny that to this day. How can she just do that? Is it just some people don't have a heart? How can you be this cruel to someone? That's like putting me on life support after half of my brain has been smashed out and obliterated into worm food after being hit by a fucking oncoming freight train putting me in an infinite state of conscious limbo, letting me to continue to suffer only because "I'm a living thing". They obviously didn't fucking care whether or not I was a living thing when they did this to me.
Now how the fuck am I supposed to accept that I'm a retard only for the "fact" that that's how this fucking imaginary prick in the sky wanted me to be? How the fuck do you come from a family that has no history or background of ANY genetic disorder relating to mental retardation or physical deformity and end up like me? It's impossible I tell you
It's not fair either. No matter how hard I try I will never get a job that pays well enough to fix my appearance. I can't win no matter which way I go or how dedicated I am to looking at the 'bright' side of things. There is no fucking bright side to this life. I didn't ask for this life. I didn't ask to be a tower for people's pity and mockery. I don't want this life anymore. I want out of it. Why don't I just shoot myself? I want to start over but I know I can't. When I die, that is it for me. I have never able to see what a real life is like, nor will I ever. Fuck Me.
|14 Jun 2005||lucie||mutilation ou somnifères!|
|14 Jun 2005||Bernard||Suivre l'exemple de son père, et écouter samère|
|14 Jun 2005||certain death||Can you please give me advice on different ways of commiting suicide. . If you tell me not to do it then I will not read your email. I have already made my decision to die, the right decision.|