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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|15 Jul 2005||Lucy Cortina||Chorus:
I'be got brains in my boobies
I've got brains in my boobies
I've got brains in my boobies
Mouchette put them there
He now controls my boobs,
after a little operation.
The can float, they can inflate;
they're the world heavyweights.
Everyone is jealous,
cos Mouchette's inside my boobs.
He now gets all his pleasure
living inside my boobs
*repeat chorus x 2*
The world cries "where is Mouchette?!" "where is Mouchette?!"
Nobody knows, nobody cares,
for his brains are in my boobies, my boobies boobies bobies.
Mouchette is here, there's nothing to fear,
for his brains are in my boobies;
and my boobs will go on..and on.....
*chorus x 2*
My boobs want to explode,
when Mouchette is having sex.
No one knows how he does it,
he has a lovely pair of brains!
They could destroy the world,
so must must stay inside my boobies
Mouchette's brains are too big
so they must stay inside my boobies
*chorus x 2*
His brains must stay incide my boobies.
|15 Jul 2005||Its just me||The best way to kill yourself if you are under 13..is by living...its kills you internally..i know...i am being eaten away at this very moment...i feel so empty and alone..and the horrid thing is that i cant and wont do a damn thing to help myself..ive decided that..i dunno i have to live this life out and understand what shit is instore for me...i already know im destined to have horrid mates, no life, a shit family, dumb ass grades, no love life and even the places such as childline tell me to go away and to stop wasting their time with stupid calls...yes..they did say that...And the reason i cant do anything about it is because even though i know they dont like me..the people i used to call my friends are on bloody suicide watch and i bet the only reason they are doing this is because they want to see me suffer and have my heart ripped out everytime a bad piece of news comes my way...they "sympathise" with me....but i know they are laughing really...i know the slag me off and call em names..i heard them...and it hurts me..i try and push it all into a big ball and shove it into the back of my mind....but sometimes bits pop out and im left again crying my heart out to the only person who will listen...me...my family dont care though...i reckon i was their little mistake as i have been called so many times before by them themselves...so now ill wait this one out..not doing anything..sat crying to myself watching this life get more shit by the minute...i have had councilling..didnt help..they all patronised me saying.."And how does that make you feel?"...i just sit there with a bemused look on my face and say..."erm depressed...isnt that usually the answer"...i didnt even want to go a teacher sent me because i was 'full of doom and gloom..' in other words "get outta here you depressed fool"....Im 15 now..and its been like this for..oh i dunno...4-5 years...it isnt a good feeling..in fact its shite...but this is the best way i can think of, of killing yourself on the inside..and isnt that what we want to go away...no feelings..just...peace?|
|15 Jul 2005||Lo||i am 17 years old. for 6 years i have been severly depressed. Believe me evrey suicide path there is i have considered it. However the only way i have tried is stabbing myself with a knife and didnt even get to do it. My mum saw me and wrestled the knife off of me. Next comes doctors then comes councilling and then comes shrinks. Presently i am waiting to see one however i dont know if i will even be here when the time comes. the only reason that i have not continued in trying to end my pittiless life is because i cannot think of a way that would hurt me enough. I need to feel the pain and yet i cannot describe to anyone why i have this need. Am i scared i am petrified and yet i am unable to exit from this cycle of misery. I fear going on anti-depressants in case i am never to live without them again. i understand it when peopple think they only have one answer to their predicament and do not feel strong enough to carry on. I hate myself there is not one aspect of my life why i feel i should carry on. I hate with all my might my job, a-level work, homelife but for me their is no solution.|
|15 Jul 2005||self terminator||im jst so fed up wid life. if a bb air gun piercs da skin dus ne1 fink dat wud also pierce a skull nd den ave enof power 2 kil u in 1 shot??? plz tel me|
|15 Jul 2005||Andy||i have been suffering depression since i was about 12 now i've just turned 14. i've tried to many ways to kill my self.....none have worked.... i've found that the best way to deal with all that shit is to just keep trying to commit suicide....it keeps ur mind off other things. this probably wont work 4 most people but ,hey, i'm weird! recently i've rediscovered the razor blade, drowning and my personal favourite: personal mutilation!! the fun never ceases!:P ok, i'm probably anoyin the crap out of every1 but i find that the best and easiest way 4 me to cope wid this shit is to joke bout it, i don't meen anythin by it and i'm sorry......|
|15 Jul 2005||CHINaDOll||i always wondered why people would want to take something as precious as their life.. i guess they figure their life sucks and then would rather die then to continue on living. but that is not the onlee reason why some people kill themselves. some people kill themselves for love and some people kill themselves to protect certain people. i strongly encourage people not to do that to themselves their lives can be as crappy as the want to make them. you have the choice to decide whether or not you want to live a crappy life. some people don't. but for people feelig the pain they should find one thing that they love and hold on to it with all their might because that is the reason they live for, to give you hope for your future.|
|15 Jul 2005||mal||well i think ur all sick and anyone who would think of killing themself is fucking selfish! whoever made this site is sick..and sites like this shouldnt be here..ur only making ur so called"horrible world" worse...nice going!|
|15 Jul 2005||Ris||There is no good way to kill yourself...killing is not pleasant...life has more to offer...hang in there because you won't be 13 forever, or whatever age you are....hang in there...things can only get better....try some art therapy...use your creativity to find the things you do like!!!!|
|15 Jul 2005||tamara||to break a glass and put it in ceral and eat it u will be dead
|15 Jul 2005||William||Suicide is not the answer...to any question. Life is short, you'll be dead long enough and if you mess this life up then you'll spend eternity regretting it. Live Strong...LIve|
|14 Jul 2005||Thanks a lot.||You didn't even include my last post...thanks a lot. I've been waiting for three days now. Thanks a lot. This site has taken over my life...thanks a lot.|
|14 Jul 2005||lindsay parent||im so depressed and i cant get out of it and i think im at the end of my rope dont know where to go or who to turn to oh well i dont care anymore|
|14 Jul 2005||4th horsemen||I want to die. In fact, I allready see myself as dead.
I do this by meditating about me dieing in very many different ways.
Its the only things that keeps me running. Funny actually, I believing I'm allready dead, keeps me from dieing.
Anyways, if you want to die no-one will help you as you are a minor.
Yes, I know a way you could very easely accomplish and die without pain. But then again, I might get arrested for assisting suicide of a teenager. I dont like that.
Let me just say that many disolved smoke's in boiling water will give you a rush and send you to the farplain.
I didnt really tell you what to do, but I guess you can figure it out. You figure out how to get it in your body with out going through your stomach and blatter, etc, etc. Perhaps something sharp?
|14 Jul 2005||anoukh||I don't know what's really the best way to kill yourself, which is pretty logical since I'm still alive. I know from experience that overdose isn't the best way, it usually doesn't work and leaves and it leaves sick and still suicidal. I've tried it but I just puked blood and stuff so I wouldn't trie that. Hanging yourself only works if you weigh enough!! SO... when you're under 13 that won't work either. Cutting your wrist doesn't do the trick either, it just makes a HUGE mess cuz you probably won't cut deep enough so you'll just have some nasty scars left (know that from experience too)If you're under 13 it's not very easy to get a gun (maybe in America it is, but not in Belgium). Let's see, what's left... you could jump but I knew someone who did so and he didn't fall on his head and he just bleeded to death, which took a while too. Jumping in front of a train is maybe the best solution, they can't just stop so you'll definitely get hit and hopefully die too. But I really don't know the best way to kill yourself. My advice is: have lots of sex before your 14th birthday (and after too), do drugs, hang out with bad people, stop studying, drink every bit of alcohol you come across and I think eventually you'll get there without even trying. It almost worked for me! Just fuck yourself up so taht your parents lock you up in some kind of institution and kill yourself there. There area lot of other people who have mch more experience than you and would love to help you with this question. So this is my advice, but I'm just a dumbass so I don't know if I helped anyone with it.|
|13 Jul 2005||xXx-Fallen-Angel-xXx||All you adults are tellin kids like me dat there is no reason to kill ourselves and that we are wasting our lives if we do, or saying that we should try living in their lives and seein how much worse they have it. Well they can fuk off because my life is living hell, with people pcking on me and battering me all the time, and fukin with me feelings and everything else. At least adults can move away and start afresh, whereas children like me are forced to live crap lives for years. So go screw yourselves. In answer to your question, tell your parents you have headaches and hide the paracetamol till you have like 50, then take them all then slit your wrists. Or steal the drugs. Just dont tell anyone what you are doing. Also, the weaker you are already, the better, so starve yourself first.|
|13 Jul 2005||i have no name||in my opionion you lot are all ready dead, you all look on this site to compare your lives with every other fucked up person in this world. Life isnt fair, get over it. shit is always guna happen in peoples lives you just need to deal with it. i have been through some bad shit in my life and yeah i have been depressed and i have wanted to die but i have good, kind people to help me through the bad times. if you just ask for help someone will help you, whether its a freind, relative or councerler. the only way out is the way through|
|13 Jul 2005||Anna||Take an overdose|
|13 Jul 2005||God's Little Fuck-Up||13 is way too soon to make this decision.
Life might get better. I won't lie to
you, those who try to GUARANTEE it will get better are lying to you...
I know, because I'm 36 y/o, and it DIDN'T
get better for me.
Everything I've done, has turned to shit. And now I'm a useless old man, who would have naturally died by now if it were the Middle Ages (back then, human life span averaged about 30.)
I am a GENETIC LOSER, simply and plainly. I don't even have the excuse
of being abused as a child, or drug/alcohol addiction.
Since about last year, I've made a daily ritual of saying "FUCK YOU" to Yahweh (the Juseo-Christian God) just in case he exists...
Why, might you ask?
Because I had no pleasure in LIFE, and I want consistency if there is an afterlife... In short, I wish to go to Hell.
Well... it DISGUSTS me that I should be miserable and deprived HERE... in LIFE, with its good times, beautiful women, and conquests both personal and profesional. I've been denied these...
And if I were to go to heaven... I'd be this CELIBATE (WTF? That's PARADISE?) hymn-singing DRONE (puke)... and that's the closest to happines I can hope for, in all eternity?
Give me Hell, that I may spit in the face of the One who made me inferior to other men... forever.
I was a good looking guy (till the gray hair came)... I.Q. of 143... and I ended up losing my youth to being a... LOSER. A weakling. A FAILURE.
If I had any cojones, I'd have shot myself when I turned 30... maybe someday, I'll get the balls to do it, and maybe go to Hell... hope so!!!
But back to our original question... DON'T kill yourself at 13 or younger... you don't know if you're gonna be one of life's machine-gun-firing-squad- deserving inferioroid shitbags (like myself) yet! You might end up blossoming into a real bad-ass (or babe.) I've seen it happen to lots of people. You still have hope.
UNLIKE me... it's too late.
|12 Jul 2005||Randyer||Evereyone is dieing around me everey week and i cant take the pressure but i am 17 and i say life is just a waste of my time lol.
i just cant stand it anymore i have tried hanging myself but someone cut me down cunts,Jumping of a bridge but only broke my legs,i might try to get HIV because people say that you can die within just a couple of years but i dont want years i want now.
My other option was to join the ira and hope someone would kill me.
If you can give me advise then fill free to contact me.
|12 Jul 2005||ok...so im 15. i dont have a bad life, have grown in a respectable family...did sum things that were stupid, not reeli bad, just like drinkin n stuff wot i have hopefully put behind me now, as i realli felt like i put my family down by doing it. Dont really like the area i live in, dont get me wrong i luv my family and friends to bits...but i just cant seem to be happy. You might not believe it but i dont think i have depression...tho im heading that way. I just dont understand wot the point in life is? you go thru shit to get to come to some other shit and it just goes on and on until you die so wots the point in being born at all? you just get hurt all the time ya know? you lose people you love, get called stuff and put down by people, work ur ass off for wot? to die...thats it. think about it. your born, you go to scool, go thru sum shit, every1 dus at scool its normal, work ur ass off till i leave at wot 16? then collage or work or wotever, work ur ass off yet agen to get money in the meantime probably get ur heart broken a few times, have hard time at jobs and have loss of people you love, mebe get into drugs or wotever. so then u may get a stable job yeh? get a husband have kids n wotever. so then u have more people too look after, work ur ass off harder to support ur family, probly go thru more heartbreak with ur husbnad/wife, then u have to support ur kids with wot u went thru, bullying scool all that stuff. then u get stressed wen ur kids start gettin into trouble with drugs alcohol broken hearts n tht. b4 u no it ur old...u mite get a disease, ya never no, then u retire, cant reeli do much anymore, ur parents and granparents are dead, ur kids are going thru shit with love n stuff...then...you die...so wot the fuk was all tht 4 then eh? now ur gone..thats it!!! u worked ur ass off and went thru loadsa shit 4 nowt!! theres 10 times more bad things happen in ur life than gud ya no? tiny tiny bits of happiness tht can just turn to bad with the click of a finger.
Honestly...my life isnt bad at all...in fact its almost perfect, but ya no, somehting cud bring my whole world down in one day, n that would be it. gone. i sumtimes wish id never been born at all cos i honestly dont think im strong enuff for life. i wish the world wud just end so there wud b no more misery for anybody ever agen.
By no means am i saying u shud kill urself at all..i never will...not being funny but id hurt to many ppl. I never would. just had to share my feelings to sum1.. i just dont get life thats all :S dont see the point. plz write or sumit or leave ya msn addy if ya wna talk if ya get wot im going on about plz luv me x x x x