|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|23 Sep 2005||paul||i tried 2 once and my gf was realy upse and i cudnt go through seeing her when she woz upset so i didnt try again but if i every become lonbely i will try again so no 1 who luvs me will care|
|22 Sep 2005||horny Kitty||the why to die is to die wail your havin a orgasem ^_^|
|22 Sep 2005||Lo||13 year olds have too much that can change positively in the future. There is no way a 13 year old should try to commit suicide, except maybe just on paper. Write it out like a journal, get everything that makes you mad, everything that has gone wrong. Write what you would do about it. After a while this should make you feel better... or go get some antidepressants. Doctors like to give them out.
I have a story.
I'm not a teenager anylonger. I did not try to kill myself, I just wanted the pain to go away.
I'm a failure at everything I do.
I have no friends.
I constantly get ditched.
I get made fun of.
The list goes on and on.
I have a drawer full of medications.
I decided to down a bottle of anti-depressants.. ironic, huh.. If you're dead, you can't be depressed.
The pain was so strong it made me swollow all of it.
A few minutes later, I heard my little niece yelling for me, she had come to visit. Turning point. I made my mom rush me to the ER, where they checked me and made me drink that charcoal. The taste of that charcoal is something you will never forget. Now, if I ever think about doing something stupid like that, I just think about the charcoal. Makes me throw up. Just goes to show you, it may take a tought time to reveal what is actually good in your life. Don't risk it or lose it.
|22 Sep 2005||DeadKid||You all say how this has helped you. Seek help, get on medication. I'm on medication, will that stop people saying shit to me? Will the "help" make people like me? I'm gay, that's all there is to it. No one likes gays, I didn't choose to be gay, but I can choose not to be. If I just end my life, it will all be done with. No more having to worry about some kid wanting to beat the shit out of me because I said something, or they found out I'm gay, no more having to worry about what people think of me. I've locked myself in my room for three days, no food, no water. The third day my family finally came down. I could have been dead for two days, and they wouldn't of known. I cause so much pain and stress to all the people around me, that if I kill myself, yes, it will cause more, but after that, everything will be back to normal. I've had friends have members of their family die, or best friends, and they do eventually get over it. Me killing myself will bring nothing but good. I just want to find the quickest way possible.|
|22 Sep 2005||shud i die?||hi everybody,am 18.jus 2day, I had this very desire to finish myself by hanging. I've always wanted to suicide because of familial problem, n even emotional ones..I was abused wen I was very young, yet I forgave that person just to live n let live.Then, everyone I've loved has gone far away from me (death,gone abroad,betrayed). I had a circle of frens, n each n everyone of my frens left me.My sister n brother, whom I luv a lot, left me for abroad...n am alone, here, with my aged parents.I saw many violent sights in my life, due to wich am quite traumatised. My grandma n granpa died...they used to care so much for me...even I was separated from my aunty, who brought me up from birth till I was 9...n then, weneva I had a crush on sum1, my luv or infatuation(woteva) was so reciprocated..n finally, I luvd a guy..we wer together for 3 yrs..we shared so many intimate moments..he was my life, everything to me. He used to be my hope to live...I had so many dreams, but he left me for another gurl, swore at me so much, n put a slur on my character..I was always sincere to everyone. I made mistakes too, but I rectified them. I fell very guilty for havin luvd my bf so much..now that he isnt here, I dunt feel like living. I live with my loneliness, and it's so true that SILENCE IS THE ONLY FRIEND WHO NEVER BETRAYS..that's y, i feel like dying..I have my exams in 1 month, but i cant even revise..I kip on crying..am getting depressed gradually. I wish for death so much..just like u all, I wonder y God hates me so much..I've seen positive sides too, but only wen I was wid my bf..d prob is dat, even if sumday he wants to patch up, I cant accept him, coz he's hurt me verbally a lot..it pains too much.n wen i fink dat the person I had truly luvd so much has left me alone, i cant live..I dunno if there's any good moments ahead, n i dunno if i'll liv to see them. shud I die bkoz my bf has left me?|
|22 Sep 2005||britney hilton||YO LUCY CORTINA UNLESS U ARE A LESBIAN HU IS OBSESSED WITH BOOBS THAT GROW HOLES OR SUMTHING - DID U KNOW MOUCHETTE IS A GIRL?????? SO I THINK U SHULD STOP RITING STORIES ABOUT MOUCHETTE EJACULATING ON UR BOOBS.
YEAH I KNOW! I WAS SHOCKED SO MUCH I DROPPED ONTO MY PC AND FRIED IT.
HONESTLY MOUCHETTE I SAW UR PICTURE AND U LOOK SO SWEET AND INNOCENT AND NAIVE. MAN U CERTAINLY DNT LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF PERSON 2 BE RUNNING THIS KINDA WEBSITE.
MY GOODNESS. ANYWAYS MOUCHETTE U POLISH CHIK, U FASCINATE ME. U REALLY SEEM 2 BE AN INTERESTING PEROSN EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER EVER MET U IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
OKAY WELL HAVE A GOOD DAY MOUCHETTY AND I HOPE 2 MEET U ONE DAY IN POLAND OR WHATEVA.
|22 Sep 2005||recovering||dont do it you have to much to live 4 relese the pain another way|
|22 Sep 2005||lokeshtc||When there was no civilization, everyone wanted to Live by the method of survival of fittest and today when there is a huge drastic changes in the civlization, some of the human beings are thinking for best methods of suicide when they dont feel that the things are going in their way. It is true that there is no birth after death in one way, if any one has found examples and proofs in discovery channel, then I would strongly believe, that ,it could have been because of one of the scientific reasons and just nothing else. This life really does not have any meaning to it, as we often tend to look for an answer through various religous faith like HELL and HEAVEN relentlessly. I wish I could be a scientist to invent the cost effective way of suicide methods without making others to suffer after our death or even spend a single rupee or penny to use. I dont see it as simple as it would be, coz in this earth everything works as a casual actions by itself. So, we have to ultmately seek the help from nature because nature is responsible for our births in this earth. To me I always feel that death is the ultimate destiny to any creature in this universe and has no meaning leaving for sometime or till you like (eternity). Please don't be so stupid that on one command of any relgious GOD can do anything in this world and having said that, I will reveal the secret of death to you all and I hope this will give them an eternal conscience to one who can understand this. Here are basics things.
1) Do not make any one suffer after your death. ( A great thing in the nature or where you can stop casual actions).
2) any living beings cannot be destoryed (einstein theory) .. In the sense... if we bury him, due to XYZ reasons... some small insects will originate from his body, if we burn him, his ashes would become support to any trees or plants to grow.. I really donno.. what happens,if somebody drinks the water containing this burnt body ashes,again leads to casual actions, which again the human beings can give birth of TYPE xyz... and sometimes it would may clone for no reasons..
So, it is evident that one has to stop casual actions, when we stop casual actions, then I guess the the perfect eternity exist for all the creatures on this earth.
So.... Plenty of ideas struck to stop the casual actins, but which would make the entire earth a doll.
so..... what is the best practice to do so.... its very simple.... People should not die on earth.... there is eternity who do not die on earth...
so... it is impossible for anyone to reach that stage...........
so.... what is possible ........ whenever you get a idea of suicide, just close your eyes..... forget everything that is running currently in mind.. if possible go to clam place .......... and open your eye thinking nature is your family( which does not have father or mother or children.. it just continuously grows however bless him with support).. then sleep for sometime.... do not claim .... that you are of sin.... do not claim you have to report to somebody for all the sorrows or sin that you have done....
There is nothing called right or wrong .. there is nothing called hell or heaven... there is nothing called superior or inferior... there is nothing called great and weak... there is nothign called equal and opposite... there is nothing called god .... there is nobody good or bad... every one is same.... you have all the rights to do anything... to get rejected by anyone as they like.... you are just none..... all you have to think is to judge where you are .... why do want live in this earth... compare to every living beings in the nature ........... just see what is that makes you difficult.........
In otherwords... Try to become a monk of no god....no leader... no followers.... no desires....no attached sentiments....
The above line is nothing but a real suicide....... you have sacrificed all the things that you had earlier.... you have nothing to do with problems you had before.... you have born into this world of conscience ........ Just devote to yourself.. you yourself is god ..... Parama Athama... ( self soul)..... Just close your eyes.. start mediating to your self.. by chanting names... Parama athama....
If you think, that you cannot do this..... just forget it and follow... others method of suicide ..........
|22 Sep 2005||dean||You guys sit there and rant that your going to kill your selfs over a fucking b/f or g/f well thats no fucking reson to kill your self my life has been hell sene i was 5 years old i was a loser as a littel kid im a loser now at the age of 18 i have NEVER EVER just been left the fuck alone i was every bodys punching bag or just someone to torment i dont know way mabey im just nattrly hated by every body or just a loser but you drama queens have no reason to kill your selfs over a b/f or g/f your fucking 13 you will find some one new unless your like me and just a fucking loser and if you have lived a life like mine i wolnt blam you at all if you kill your self becuse if i wasnt such a pussy about it i would of killed my self long ago and maybe i will soon but i dont think ill go through with it|
|21 Sep 2005||Janet||Why are all these little kids trying to kill themselves? it's not like they have huge problems, at the time they seem huge, but once they get older it gets worse. If their going to do it, then they just will. SO SHUT UP!!!! And I really don't care.|
|21 Sep 2005||ashley||I came here for the same reason most of you came here, to find a way to end your life. Honestly, after reading all of your stories, it really makes me second guess. I've been through all the same things. I can't begin to count the times I've tried to kill myself and failed. Some people would tell me that it's because God wasn't done with me, or that it wasn't something I truly wanted or I would've succeeded by now. But it is something I want. I realized that no matter what I do, or where I am or who I'm with or who loves me, I will NEVER be happy. I will never ever be happy with myself. I'm always going to want what someone else has, or just want something different. The grass always looks greener on the other side when it comes to me. I can't deal with one more day of this freakin' bullshit. BUT, this year my best friend died. Not of suicide though, it was an accidental drug overdose. But I've had two of my friends parents die of suicide, and my Uncle die of suicide. My friend, Matt Krawcyzk, was 17 years old. He was the loudest, most craziest person you'll ever meet. Everyone loved him so much because he was so funny and such a good person. But Matt loved drugs. His sister found him dead in her apartment this past December after doign a bunch of OC's and coke. Seeing all of my best friends and his family so devastated.. I don't ever want to hurt them like that. Do you want to hurt yuor family? Maybe everyone has screwed you over somehow, and maybe even your family has.. but don't let them see that you're weak, because you're not. You need to rise above it and just prove you can do it. I can't do it! I won't lie. I don't know how much longer I can deal with this. I can't deal with the fact that I hurt EVERY.. SINGLE.. PERSON. I can't deal with being broke, or going to college, or missing my friends since they're away at college, or dealing with disappointing people, or daeling with missing my ex and being so in love and having it hurt, or the drugs anymore, or drinking. I've been in rehab countless tiems for drinking and suicide attempts. WHEN AM I GONIG TO GET BETTER? ... never. i will NEVER get better. i need to be saved. i hate my life. i just want to say... you all do have something to offer to someone, you just don't realize it. <3|
|21 Sep 2005||may||z best way of killing my self is werist slitting when my g/f hugging and waiting to die on her arms till my blood ends so romantic but i didn't find z girl who will hug me till now coz i'm a les lol so i didn't kill my self till now i'm 22 years old|
|21 Sep 2005||no one||give up, thats the best way to kill yourself, give up on life.|
|21 Sep 2005||hemanth||i dont want this life please help me please.i want to dye with out pain .that normal death should like norm,al death.please help me please help me help me|
|20 Sep 2005||fuck you||WHY THE HELL IS THIS MESSEGE BOARD HERE?
IF YOU ARE UNDER 13, WHY KILL YOURSELF?
JUST THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH STRESS YOU WOULD PUT THROUGH YOUR FAMILY. DONT ALWAYS THINK ABOUT YOURSELF, THINK ABOUT OTHERS.
|20 Sep 2005||Saulo||The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is live until you dead|
|20 Sep 2005||GEORGE-MAN||http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
THIS SITE HAS ALL THE BEST, MOST EFFECTIVE WAYS OF KILLING YOURSELF 1ST TIME....EVERYTIME! CHEER UP FUCKERS! LOVE GEORGE-MAN xox
|20 Sep 2005||Lucy Cortina||(continued)
"Oh Lucy!" exclaimed Mouchette. "Oh Mouchette!", exclaimed I. "Give me your brains to keep me alive!" Mouchette ran around the table to where I was seated, ripped open my blouse, and lifted me onto the table. It creaked under the strain.
"Not the breasts!" I said, but it was too late, Mouchette pushed me backwards onto the plates full of chicken breasts, turkey breasts, and so on. It was very slippery.
We made love on top of the table. On top of a table full of breasts.
And he certainly didn't disappoint. At some point during all the passion, the table collapsed, but I didn't notice - I was in such ecstacy. The feelings coming out of his beautiful brains were incredible. Such power, such beauty, such darkness!
My breasts began to slowly expand, but I didn't notice until it was too late. Mouchette rubbed garlic butter over my boobs, and it felt so good I commanded him to continue. He was actually lubricating my boobs in preparation for his evil plan...
As they expanded, small holes began to open in the nipples. I felt like I was going to orgasm. The feeling grew, as Mouchette squeezed and rubbed my boobs, as they inflated, until I reached the point of climax. When I did, a very odd thing happened. Mouchette's brains ejaculated into my boobies! Not physically, but emotionally...
|19 Sep 2005||Paul||Carbon Dioxide. A pure dose of this will take less than 30 seconds to kill you.|
|19 Sep 2005||http://grouphug.us/||man, what the hell? you are defentley a horrible person. i wonder how many people have acutally taken the advice on this website, and just killed themselves? you shoud really think about what you are doing. it's like a way of promoting a way to kill youself. these are REAL people, with REAL problems.. and this is just some joke site. why dont you do some jutice to this website and name it something more appropiate and delete all the garbage on here.
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