|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|22 Sep 2005||dean||You guys sit there and rant that your going to kill your selfs over a fucking b/f or g/f well thats no fucking reson to kill your self my life has been hell sene i was 5 years old i was a loser as a littel kid im a loser now at the age of 18 i have NEVER EVER just been left the fuck alone i was every bodys punching bag or just someone to torment i dont know way mabey im just nattrly hated by every body or just a loser but you drama queens have no reason to kill your selfs over a b/f or g/f your fucking 13 you will find some one new unless your like me and just a fucking loser and if you have lived a life like mine i wolnt blam you at all if you kill your self becuse if i wasnt such a pussy about it i would of killed my self long ago and maybe i will soon but i dont think ill go through with it|
|21 Sep 2005||Janet||Why are all these little kids trying to kill themselves? it's not like they have huge problems, at the time they seem huge, but once they get older it gets worse. If their going to do it, then they just will. SO SHUT UP!!!! And I really don't care.|
|21 Sep 2005||ashley||I came here for the same reason most of you came here, to find a way to end your life. Honestly, after reading all of your stories, it really makes me second guess. I've been through all the same things. I can't begin to count the times I've tried to kill myself and failed. Some people would tell me that it's because God wasn't done with me, or that it wasn't something I truly wanted or I would've succeeded by now. But it is something I want. I realized that no matter what I do, or where I am or who I'm with or who loves me, I will NEVER be happy. I will never ever be happy with myself. I'm always going to want what someone else has, or just want something different. The grass always looks greener on the other side when it comes to me. I can't deal with one more day of this freakin' bullshit. BUT, this year my best friend died. Not of suicide though, it was an accidental drug overdose. But I've had two of my friends parents die of suicide, and my Uncle die of suicide. My friend, Matt Krawcyzk, was 17 years old. He was the loudest, most craziest person you'll ever meet. Everyone loved him so much because he was so funny and such a good person. But Matt loved drugs. His sister found him dead in her apartment this past December after doign a bunch of OC's and coke. Seeing all of my best friends and his family so devastated.. I don't ever want to hurt them like that. Do you want to hurt yuor family? Maybe everyone has screwed you over somehow, and maybe even your family has.. but don't let them see that you're weak, because you're not. You need to rise above it and just prove you can do it. I can't do it! I won't lie. I don't know how much longer I can deal with this. I can't deal with the fact that I hurt EVERY.. SINGLE.. PERSON. I can't deal with being broke, or going to college, or missing my friends since they're away at college, or dealing with disappointing people, or daeling with missing my ex and being so in love and having it hurt, or the drugs anymore, or drinking. I've been in rehab countless tiems for drinking and suicide attempts. WHEN AM I GONIG TO GET BETTER? ... never. i will NEVER get better. i need to be saved. i hate my life. i just want to say... you all do have something to offer to someone, you just don't realize it. <3|
|21 Sep 2005||may||z best way of killing my self is werist slitting when my g/f hugging and waiting to die on her arms till my blood ends so romantic but i didn't find z girl who will hug me till now coz i'm a les lol so i didn't kill my self till now i'm 22 years old|
|21 Sep 2005||no one||give up, thats the best way to kill yourself, give up on life.|
|21 Sep 2005||hemanth||i dont want this life please help me please.i want to dye with out pain .that normal death should like norm,al death.please help me please help me help me|
|20 Sep 2005||fuck you||WHY THE HELL IS THIS MESSEGE BOARD HERE?
IF YOU ARE UNDER 13, WHY KILL YOURSELF?
JUST THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH STRESS YOU WOULD PUT THROUGH YOUR FAMILY. DONT ALWAYS THINK ABOUT YOURSELF, THINK ABOUT OTHERS.
|20 Sep 2005||Saulo||The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is live until you dead|
|20 Sep 2005||GEORGE-MAN||http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
THIS SITE HAS ALL THE BEST, MOST EFFECTIVE WAYS OF KILLING YOURSELF 1ST TIME....EVERYTIME! CHEER UP FUCKERS! LOVE GEORGE-MAN xox
|20 Sep 2005||Lucy Cortina||(continued)
"Oh Lucy!" exclaimed Mouchette. "Oh Mouchette!", exclaimed I. "Give me your brains to keep me alive!" Mouchette ran around the table to where I was seated, ripped open my blouse, and lifted me onto the table. It creaked under the strain.
"Not the breasts!" I said, but it was too late, Mouchette pushed me backwards onto the plates full of chicken breasts, turkey breasts, and so on. It was very slippery.
We made love on top of the table. On top of a table full of breasts.
And he certainly didn't disappoint. At some point during all the passion, the table collapsed, but I didn't notice - I was in such ecstacy. The feelings coming out of his beautiful brains were incredible. Such power, such beauty, such darkness!
My breasts began to slowly expand, but I didn't notice until it was too late. Mouchette rubbed garlic butter over my boobs, and it felt so good I commanded him to continue. He was actually lubricating my boobs in preparation for his evil plan...
As they expanded, small holes began to open in the nipples. I felt like I was going to orgasm. The feeling grew, as Mouchette squeezed and rubbed my boobs, as they inflated, until I reached the point of climax. When I did, a very odd thing happened. Mouchette's brains ejaculated into my boobies! Not physically, but emotionally...
|19 Sep 2005||Paul||Carbon Dioxide. A pure dose of this will take less than 30 seconds to kill you.|
|19 Sep 2005||http://grouphug.us/||man, what the hell? you are defentley a horrible person. i wonder how many people have acutally taken the advice on this website, and just killed themselves? you shoud really think about what you are doing. it's like a way of promoting a way to kill youself. these are REAL people, with REAL problems.. and this is just some joke site. why dont you do some jutice to this website and name it something more appropiate and delete all the garbage on here.
ps; everyone who needs help, check out
or talk to me, i am a great listner with similar problems to some of these.
|19 Sep 2005||Braden||Let me just say that suicide is not the fucking answer. Get out of all your fucking self loathing and hate and do something useful with your life. Think about the other people you fucking hurt when you commit suicide, how selfish do you fucking have to be to put your friends and family through this shit. There is no best way to kill yourself, whatever slump your going through, get the fuck out of it. Tell some one, do something, dont just fucking take the easy way out, there is another way.|
|19 Sep 2005||Samantha Muoio||Well i am not under 13 i will be 16 in January of 2006 I have slit my wrists that doesnt work no matter if people say they no people that have died from it, it doesnt work, nor slitting your throat, Popping pills and vodka doesnt work either it will just put u into a coma. I suggest shooting yourself in the head with a gun or stabbing urself in the heart area going really deep in. I havent tried it because obviously if i did i wouldnt have suggested those but those of you who are thinkgin about it seriously shouldnt my email is email@example.com email me and talk about it i might be able to help you solve it... beleive me i have my own problems but i can still try! so i encourage you to email me or talk to me on Aim its nonamecf03|
|19 Sep 2005||x_xTitiannax_x||I think a suicide kit is killing yourself and doing a good enough job that nobody finds out or notice you're gone. Well i'm pretty suicide right about now since my life is hell and i wish ppl we just leave us alone. at first i could never kill myself while thinking about the results I would cause on loves ones and my God. But honestly somethings I just think who gives a fuck!?! Later I discovered jumping out of my window while everyone's asleep at nite. But it's not high enough to kill myself on impact so that sucked. Then I tried taking pills which didnt help since my body started getting use to it... so once again another failure. And yet til this very day Moday 19, 2005 at 9:00pm I'm stilling trying to figure out a way to die without ever being noticed, feeling horrible pain, dying slow, or.................::crying:: Im sorry I really wish I would die right now. I even tried witchcraft sorta. Just if anybody out there have a single random ass care of this message before I actually find a way tonight to kill myself quickly please inform me asap and I'll tell you how great your uggestions were. THAT'S A PROMISE even if i have to go to the extremes. anyway you're prolly wondering why a person like me is on here well the same reason the rest have but prolly more simple but complicated. Feel free to let me know a good suicide at me email address: firstname.lastname@example.org (leave your name and suggestion) Frankly I dont care just tell me what to do. I'll be sure to email you back to let you know it worked okay:-( there's just a coulpe of things i think i should say before dying............................................Chris you know who you are n I'm talking to you: "I tired honestly but erytime shyt happens its a suggestion to --->*******. But if you're not willing to MAKE it work at ALLLLLL cost no matta what then I guess I expected more of myself. I seriously love you with all my heart and I wish you to be happy but that doesnt mean I wont have you at any cost. I dont fucking care wut ppl say or think wut they saw but they're not me nor are they with me at all times so fuck them. Rite now I could care less of anybody except you n me mostly just you. But yeah ery1 here has felt suicidal once in their life. I just never giving up on us no matta wut shyt comes."
And to all the other ppl I know (mostly including my school): "All of yall can fuck off you've done no help to me except cause fucking drama." Anyway I'm bored of talking and half of this message is bullshyt except my true love feelings towards my baby bye..... 4 now!!!
|19 Sep 2005||www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0003/S00026.htm IF THAT WEBSITE DOES NOT WANT TO MAKE YOU NOT WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.|
|19 Sep 2005||jacob||eat/drink poisons|
|19 Sep 2005||E||Well I saw on a website the yesterday that an easy and pain free way of committing suicide was to inject a syringe full of air into the blood. Yes that would kill you and I learnt that at about 13. However the way it kills you is to give you a heart attack. Now is it just me or are heart attacks suppose to be pretty painful?! Idiot!|
|19 Sep 2005||E||Well this isn't really an answer to the question. I'm 19 and I've never tried to kill myself but life has got to the point where I just can't go on any longer. I'm sick of waitin round for things to get better cos they never do! I hate myself so much and think I'm disgusting! I'm evil and I deserve to die I know I do. So if anyone has any really good way that I could kill myself or an idea of how many paracetomol I should take to kill myself without puking them all up I'd like to know. I've tried to keep on living and I've tried to be positive but I just can't do it anymore. Please email me if you can help me find a sure hopefull not too painful way of killing myself. And if you think I'm being stupid and I do deserve to live and should etc etc etc its just because you don't know how evil I am. I deserve to die.|
|19 Sep 2005||Chloe||I want to kill myself NOW! I'm in love and i dumped my boyfriend for a boy, but now i regret it. My mates h8 me because of it, what is the point in living? I'm 11 and i wanna die. I'm gonna try overdose but if that dont workthen ill stab myself, any peaceful sugestions get back to me!|