|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|11 Feb 2006||farging a||i can't beleive you stupid selfish assholes actually consider bringing children into this world when all you do is complain about gas prices and whatnot, you stupid fucks, put your fucking necks in my wrists and i'll choke you one after the other, sheesh.|
|11 Feb 2006||sheila||just go to bed and never get up|
|11 Feb 2006||a joke||rather than post a boring story or comdey story: heres a joke
Chicken At The Movies:
A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.
"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.
"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.
"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."
The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.
The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.
The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"
Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."
The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a wistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
(the music fades into the song)
...always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...
(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life
|11 Feb 2006||post this||"Mouchette" is the Net-based alter-ego of an anonymous artist whose actual identity is a closely guarded secret. Mouchette is a very young artist (not yet 13) who created her own website in October of 1996. Since then, she has taken part in numerous art manifestations, exhibitions and events in the artworld, and created a new part of her website each time.
mouchette is just a Web site of a (fictional, suicidal) 13-year-old girl, loosely based on the character from Robert Bresson's 1967 film.
Its for other people to play with not mouchette etc..
also if you hate mouchette you are welcome to post here some more: http://www.ihatemouchette.org/
while Mouchette is not a real person as in there is no physical being out there called Mouchette, browsers are invited to judge her, even hate her. This judging Mouchette as a person, begs the question is she a person? While people often judge characters in literature or history, Mouchette acts like a real person, even seems to engage with the browsers as a real person, and if she is treated like a real person, is she one, even though there is no 13-year-old body named Mouchette?"
|11 Feb 2006||Lucy Cortina||Last night I had a dream. My boobs expanded to airbag size as I was asleep and a group of cannibals invaded my room and dragged me out by my boobs. It was horrible! They took loads of photographs of my boobs to sell on ebay. Then they threw me onto a table, took out some carving knives and sliced into my boobs! Which was even more horrible. Air gushed out of them and I almost died on the spot thinking I'd end up in a mental asylum with saggy boobs and no lip gloss. I heaved myself off the table, thrusting one boob into one of the cannibals and the other into another. Blood sprayed everywhere as I spun around on the spot, my boobs flomping against each of their heads. I was like a sort of whirling 'boobie' dervish. After they were all dead - their heads splattered against the walls from the force of my boobs - I ran as fast as I could (topless and blood stained) into the lounge. I found some masking tape and taped my boobs up to stop the bleeding. It seemed to do the trick. I went back to bed and fell asleep. An hour later I awoke to discover my boobs bleeding again! Blood poured out onto my white silk virginal bedsheets...and then, my right boobie exploded!!! OHMYGODOHMYGOD!!
Then I woke up. This message is proof of the pain I am still suffering from abuse at the hands of Mouchette. The nightmares just won't stop. Please make them stop.
|11 Feb 2006||confused!!!||umm what the fuck is this link:
|11 Feb 2006||most people know its no real!!its for thr the fans of the movie mouchette to sign up a edit.mouchette.org..
and play mouchette it is all a game!
if you want to complain some more haters go here:
|11 Feb 2006||JaniNe||mangez un papillon de monarque... ou peut-être trois
|11 Feb 2006||Jolien||well I don't know maybe you can tell me how to kill myself , i'm not under 13 but i'm 14 so i come close.. eh can someone tell me how to kill myself in a way that workds immediatly so i dont have to suffer too much and so im really dead and not fake suicide ?? pls i already decided to do it no one can stop me but i just need to know how|
|10 Feb 2006||kimberly||that's easy, go fuck yourself!|
|10 Feb 2006||edward||no more attempts. tonight i will suicide.|
|10 Feb 2006||anark||Im 23 almost 24 thinking about it....self esteem issues I guess...Im really fortunate and Im fucking things up.|
|10 Feb 2006||confusion||i dont know, iv never tried it, but i want to...i dont know why, i go to a great school, my parents love me, even tho they can be annoying sumtimes, i have so many friends, they all love me 2 death and i love them back, but theres just this thing that tells me to do this...im not sure what it is. i do cut myself, just enough tho. but i dont understand why im thinking this...help?|
|10 Feb 2006||melissa||hey well ways to kill yourself hmmm... well theres the old hang urself,gun,knife,cutting wrists , puttin somthin electric while ur in the bathtub or running into bad traffic.. or i dunno im trying to do it to myself!! yea yea|
|10 Feb 2006||Anna||this is just for the people who think they're life is shit, well you havn't seen my life then. My mum died when i was 10 and i havn't got the first idea where my dad is. and i have to live with my grandmother which does'nt let me do anything doesn't let me go out with my friends and has to follow me everywhere.I'm 13 and i have the worst life in the world,(im accually surprised that im even allowed to go to school) and then my gran thinks that all my friends are weird when they're actally not. i have had so many thoughts of killing myself but im still hoping for a miricle. i guess im just supposed to have a happy life|
|10 Feb 2006||cherry on the rock||this is the way to kill yourself, by simply hating you and yourlife. when you do that, then you will have the courage to kill yourself which ever ways you can think of. who give a shit how it was done??? is the end result that we want, which is dead itself!!! so star hating yourself!!! stand infront of a mirror and chant " i hate myself" for 5 mins each morning!!! and don't forget to believe that you hate yourself and your life!!! it's going to work trust me.....|
|10 Feb 2006||Lorraine||Regardless of what age you are, there is no solutions to taking you owm life, You must first think why you are feeling this type of emotion and talk about it or you can visit my Web page which will be a 100% Guarantee to pull you out of what ever you may be going through and having someone there with you to give you positive thoughts. My new Website is especially concerning Depression, Suicide tendencies, and much much more. Please come and read, it is not a gimmic, it is, like I say a 100 percent guaranteed to make life JOY and not SAD. You just need someone with a positive attitude to show you how to deal with things. Please never give up and come see "All" solutions to your problem no matter what it may be.|
|10 Feb 2006||FUK U||WAT IZ UR FUKING PROBLEM NO 13 YEAR OLD SHOULD KILL THERESELF PERIOD R U GUYS RETARDED OR WAT! ACTUAL PPLE R KILLING THERE LIFE BECAUSE OF UR FAKE IDEAS NEWSFLASH THEY CAN B DONE N THEY HAV DONE THEM MY FRIEN D IZ NOW TRYING TO DO IT|
|10 Feb 2006||Dreaming of Death||For all you people who want to comit Suicide just do it. If you think about it more it gets harder. Life is shit and it won,t get better. I know because I,m 30 and my whole life has been shit. The less people there are in this cruel world the better. I wish I could blow up the world.|
|09 Feb 2006||ben||slit ur wrists, while you are bleeding, spray bathroom freshener in a paper bag and breathe away while you ar ebleeding to death|