Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
13 Apr 2018 Alfred Hitchmock The very best way to kill yourself is going to be found in africa. The animals migrate north and south following the water. This is where you come in. You must stand on the path of a hurd of wildebeast, and as you wait to be trampled by thousands upon thousands you must bend at the knees and tweak your nipples and flap your elbow like a chicken. And say chicken nugget time!!
13 Apr 2018 Entomologist Irradiated crickets that have mutated will chew your face off in seconds. You can buy the larve on GiantMutatedInsects.com. just feed them 2 grams or irridium powder a day and they will grow as big as a walrus in 3 weeks.
13 Apr 2018 Glen Lovette So there i was standing on air one meter above ground level. It seemed odd looking down at myself like this. But as i looked i could see that i was having what some would call a vision. And i could see this vision. I was riding in a strech hurst. 15 caskets with a sitting area in the back and a minibar. I was sipping 27 year scotch. We were going to the graveyard. When we got there the gates were open. The holes dug. Only doors are on the left of this hurst, and they are reverse butterfly doors. The caskets slide out on rails. We had to hurry because a hurd of wildebeast was headed straight for us. We had the caskets in the ground and almost about to leave when the wildebeaste stampede arrived. There were millions of them. They trampled us and destroyed the hurst. Our bodys lay there for days stinking and rotting.
13 Apr 2018 Alissandra Deepthroat a dildo and accidentally choke
13 Apr 2018 K You kill your self by hanging or making your self cut and stab with a kinfe
13 Apr 2018 Evangeline Aspire to become a doctor and it should come easily enough eventually.
13 Apr 2018 The great escape My little fly. Buzzing on my eyelid. Watching on my wall. How i wish you would get 1000 of you friends to grab me and fly me up in the sky, carrying me far away. To my own island in the pacific. We can eat coconuts and crab everyday as we watch the tide roll in.
12 Apr 2018 S turn off your emotions
11 Apr 2018 Say Cheeeeeese. 《☆》 Go to your bedroom and close the door. With a very sharp knife you must quickly slash open your throat. Use lots of pressure and move fast. Turn on some music so they cant hear you as your gashed open throat squirts blood everywhere. When your parents find you they will be traumatized.
10 Apr 2018 Little Larry Sherm Get a lot of those stink bombs.. they are glass viles filled with rotten boiled egg smelling liquid. Break open as many as you can by stomping on them in your house. Your parents will beat you to death.
10 Apr 2018 Excalibur I read about soldiers in battle becoming so overwhelmed by things they saw they became blind or deaf or studdered real bad. Some to the point that talking became impossible. These men thru therapy and most likely some pretty good pharmacuticals became better. The conditions they had lessened and in some cases recovery of speech or senses returned. I have also seen videos of these things. Training videos for military doctors. I think if someone is in that state and they keep pressing foward to live well, that inspires me to keep moving foward. It gives me perspective to how my life while very serious, is not that bad. It is quite humbling to see someone like that.
10 Apr 2018 Olimpiad tu culo tiempo Tide pod supositories
10 Apr 2018 Zandifer The best way to kill yourself is by going on the internet and submitting ways to kill yourself. Once you get to that point you are already dead or you have escaped for a moment. Or both.
10 Apr 2018 Hairy anus sypathizer If the hole in your ass is extremely hairy the best way to kill yourself is just post pictures on the internet of your hairy A-hole with contact info. You will die from embarassment and shame due to internet trolls.
10 Apr 2018 Sam I Am Would you, could you, kill yourself while eating green eggs and ham?
10 Apr 2018 Enzii fall in love
09 Apr 2018 Jotun All the half way decent ways to kill yourself are not possible at 13 years of age. You have to wait until at least age 26. Then killing yourself is even eaiser than tying your shoe strings. And dont forget hanging yourself with your shoe strings is only number 53 on the top 100 best ways to kill yourself list for 2018. This list claims to just meditate on hairy ass holes. Eventually your brain will either explode or catch on fire.
09 Apr 2018 Dorothy You must wear some fancy sparkley red shoes. Click the heels together twice and say, there is no place like the grave, there is no place like the grave.
It also helps if you give the lion an upskirt peep show.
09 Apr 2018 halee being made fun of on g+ and grabbing a knife and posting saying that ur gonna kys
09 Apr 2018 Blowin hot air Drink hot sauce until your ass catches on fire.

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