|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|27 Feb 2006||Grace Bourne||Bash yor head against a metal door until you collaspe|
|27 Feb 2006||READ THIS KEWL IDEA||your actually encouraging people to commit suicide its imoral. you all absolutly pathetic and selfish pricks. do you know how lucky u are to actually are to have a life.your encouraging people to throw it away.
life is not a fuckin piece of rubbish u can throw away its a privilidge !!!!
As for u retards with familys i cant believe ur even thinkin about it ur all selfish spackers who onli think of yourselves and dont desrve family's no matter how fucked up they are ! do you not actually realise that people who have cancer have there lives snatched away and u people dont even have the decency to live yours so wot ur havin problems we all do lifes full of them deal with it and move on dont think that i am just some freak thts havin a go ive lives through problems lyk any other person its not any reason to waste your life over wen other people are limited on the time that they have left ...
SO FUCKIN MOVE ON ! DEAL WITH IT !
AND DONT EXPECT ANY SYMPATHY !
SELFISH FUCKIN WANKERS THAT CANT ACTUALLY DEAL WITH LIFE AND LIVE IT TO THE FULL !!!!!
-as for u CHICOMAN ( whoever the fuck u are ) if your so poor etc how the fuck can u afford a pc
-KAY KAY -your sick in the head go seek help or a counciller or summit cos uve seen way too many movies
FUCK YOU SUCICIDAL MANIACS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN FORCE EVERYONE AROUND YOU TO BE MISERABLE !!!!!
|27 Feb 2006||Sophie||Can't you justify asking that question? Shouldn't it be whats the best way to save yourself when you're under 13?|
|27 Feb 2006|| razor kissed ||everyday i wake up to a black world hoping that things will get better but they never do. In my heart i have been dead for so long i have lost the meaning of life i see no reason to live anymore all i see iz black and grey skies i can't remember the last time i smiled i have blead so much blood i could drown in it i have been holding on to love but it keeps on saying no i just dont know wat to do anymore the anwser to all my questions is death so before i leave this black world i just wanna let every one no that u need to die a decent deat..suicide xoxo rachel add me firstname.lastname@example.org|
|27 Feb 2006||amy||stab yourself or hang yourself i feel like doing that now|
|26 Feb 2006||Anonymous2||if you want to slit your wrists do it, but if you want to do pills don't. You'll come round with half the inteligence you had to start with and wish you had it all back. I did.|
|26 Feb 2006||I wouldn't say even if I knew.
Can I say this to you people.
If you aren't found, flies will lay maggotts in your stomach.
|26 Feb 2006||Snakeman||If your searching out for help with your suicidal tendancies, from your friends, your family or even on the net. Dont fol yourself any longer. Speaking to someone or even therapy will never change the fact that you've been hurt. Whether it be a fist, a finger or even a dick, it wasn't meant to go so deeply inside your tight little pooper. And uncle Joes big toe should have never been near your little pre pubesant genitals. Even if you pussy looked like a piece of cotton candy covering a paper cut. Suicide is a great escape from all this pain, even if it hasn't happened to you yet. Spare yourself. My pesonal favorite recomendation is to paper cut your whole body, then roll yourself down a hill of hereoin ( Ratsac can be used as cheaper alternative). This seemingly painless yet highly effective method has proved itself as a number one method time and time again amongst most of my old friends. Remember Life sometimes just aint worth it. Take the Snakeman death roll into consideration, you'll be remembered that way|
|26 Feb 2006||Melissa Reed||Hey guys... I see alot of you have put things up about needing people to talk to. Like I've said... I'm always open to talk to someone. If you need anything... just send me an e-mail or instant message. Here are my e-mail addresses. Yahoo - JokerCamaro87@yahoo.com and Hotmail - email@example.com. If you want to IM me on yahoo.. just take @yahoo.com off of it and there ya go. If you prefer to call me... just message or e-mail me and I'll give you my number... I live in the US just so ya'all know. Hope to hear from you soon.
|26 Feb 2006||Batmna||Best way to die?
Take a air needle(Used to blow up basketballs `n shit.)
Put that into your vien. That inhale. And exhale into the needle.
|26 Feb 2006||woman||you ppl are idiots|
|26 Feb 2006||rachel||hey the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is grab a knife and slit your whole arm all the way up, then slit your throat and kiss thiz black world good bye|
|26 Feb 2006||jes||im 13 so i guess i can help out. well everyones ideas are great but i bet the best way to go out is something that looks like you had help. so if you dont succed they wont lock you up in some mental hospital so you cant try again.
try shooting at a cop, or if you cant get a gun get something u can say is a bomb and strap it to you then run in a public place saying you have a bomb. Or you could run through harlem (this will only work if ur white) shouting niger. : )
|26 Feb 2006||sad and misrable||i'm not sure the best way, but i think i'm goonna try an overdose of sleeping pills. i'm 12, but misrible. i'm visually handicapped and get treated like crap. i dont think suicide is rite, but i've had enough. its not good 4 a site 2 support it tho. i dont no if i'll do it.|
|26 Feb 2006||xoxoxox||overdosing hasnt worked again, i spewed everything up after it knocked me out for over 12 hours, my dad doesnt no whats wrong with me and i plan to keep it that way its better so he doesnt worry... he has to much to worry about at the moment no one has time for insane stuff like this i mean it i want to die its the only way i know but how to do it????????? i want people who have hurt me feel the pain while i do i want their heart to rip into tiny pieces these people deserve to die but yet agian i take the pain.|
|25 Feb 2006||Somebody that hates||Go to school with a gun of any kind, and kill everybody you hate and some that you dont know. I recomend the football team and cheerleaders. When the police come they'll send in a SWAT team. When you meet them, point your gun at them and and shoot, in about 1 second you'll be filled with so many holes that it will be hard for anyone to remember that you existed.|
|25 Feb 2006||The Bitter End.||No, really. This site is asking for ways to kill yourself and yet when you suggest one, it gets put in the "cruel jokes" section. It's not a fucking cruel joke to suggest destroying the medulla oblongata. It's not even funny.
So here is another suggestion for anyone who's realised this life is ultimately pointless and wants out.
Firstly, dropping an electrical appliance into a bath full of water will only cause the fuse to blow. Don't try this unless you want to look like a twat (which is inevitable in most suicides, but this won't be a suicide. It won't even be an attempt. It'll just be you looking like a twat.)
Generally, unless you're professionally executed, hanging yourself will be slow and unpleasant, resulting in a state of hysteria induced by adrenaline as you try to free yourself. This means that you'll die wanting to live, with scratches on your neck from where you tried to claw yourself free. Your best bet would be to tie a tight, firm knot at the back of your neck, and drop from the highest possible point.
When taking pills you're likely to be discovered and have your stomach pumped, meaning that you will not only survive and have to deal with the embarrassment of not even being able to kill yourself properly, but you will also probably die an incredibly slow and painful death from liver failure in the coming weeks. This is not suicide, nor will it be recorded as such, so any attempt at a political or personal statement will be forgotten and instead all the tabloids that cover your story, should they care at all, will simply bitch and moan about our NHS.
Solpadeine and aspirin can be dissolved in water. Do this, and use the solution to wash down the strongest pills you can find.
If possible, take Beta-Blockers. These will dramatically thin your blood, and used in conjunction with the above mentioned solution and a nice deep gash DOWN your vein, should kill you good and proper.
I would not suggest simply slitting your wrists however, as it will make you look like an incredibly inane cunt when your body does what millions of years of evolution has allowed it to do, and the platelets in your blood form a scab.
This is not a "cruel joke". Emos are a cruel joke and, paradoxically, the most deserving of this kind of cold hearted advice.
|25 Feb 2006||hmmmm...i would have to say tell ur parents, and then they will come up with a real good plan!!!!|
|25 Feb 2006||John Smith||In my late teens and early 20s I wanted to end my life.
But it seemed such a waste! Everyday I see on TV people who just want to live, but have't got the opportunity to do so.
And committing suicide is so pathetic really, when you consider all those poor Rwandans who just wanted to live.
Our society only allows 2 honourable outlets for suicide: asceticism and the duel. And the former is really out these days. Even the latter may find itself outlawed, the way society is going.
Then it struck me: an honourable, glorious way to end my life and make my mark on the world at the same time would be to seek death trying to save poor Africans who want nothing more than to live in peace but are finding themselves at odds with a howling crowd of machete-wielding maniacs.
So I have devoted my life to gathering a group of like-minded people - we need about 1,000 - to prepare ourselves for the next Rwanda (we're not ready for Darfur, I'm afraid).
The funny thing is, now that I have a purpose and direction, I am starting to want to live...
|25 Feb 2006||B||will everyone Wake up! and stop this stupid ridiculous thinking pattern!... if youre being abuse confront the twats or take it to the authorities! ... if your parents are alcoholics tell them to give their miserable selves a kick up the arse or your off to live with foster parents who can treat you better... if youre being bullied... tell someone!.. get the police if need be... dont waste your time with suicide... im a heart transplant patient and i believe life is an amazing gift ... to have the simply pleasure of tasting a can of coca cola or watching a film on tv in itself is a priceless oppurtunity.. understand where im coming from?? what do you all mean theres nothing to look forward to?? open your eyes and think about these things... im on meds every 12 hours but to recieve air not to fight depression.. yes ive suffered from it but i delt with it on top of a cocktail of hospital visits and treatment and i know you all can to without tablets... or bullies or rapists or arsehole parents who cant see past the end of their own noses.
i wish you all well for the future