|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|10 Apr 2018||Zandifer||The best way to kill yourself is by going on the internet and submitting ways to kill yourself. Once you get to that point you are already dead or you have escaped for a moment. Or both.|
|10 Apr 2018||Hairy anus sypathizer||If the hole in your ass is extremely hairy the best way to kill yourself is just post pictures on the internet of your hairy A-hole with contact info. You will die from embarassment and shame due to internet trolls.|
|10 Apr 2018||Sam I Am||Would you, could you, kill yourself while eating green eggs and ham?|
|10 Apr 2018||Enzii||fall in love|
|09 Apr 2018||Jotun||All the half way decent ways to kill yourself are not possible at 13 years of age. You have to wait until at least age 26. Then killing yourself is even eaiser than tying your shoe strings. And dont forget hanging yourself with your shoe strings is only number 53 on the top 100 best ways to kill yourself list for 2018. This list claims to just meditate on hairy ass holes. Eventually your brain will either explode or catch on fire.|
|09 Apr 2018||Dorothy||You must wear some fancy sparkley red shoes. Click the heels together twice and say, there is no place like the grave, there is no place like the grave.
It also helps if you give the lion an upskirt peep show.
|09 Apr 2018||halee||being made fun of on g+ and grabbing a knife and posting saying that ur gonna kys|
|09 Apr 2018||Blowin hot air||Drink hot sauce until your ass catches on fire.|
|09 Apr 2018||mariana||diving in the sea|
|09 Apr 2018||daniel||knife and bathtub|
|09 Apr 2018||adrianlganava||No respires|
|09 Apr 2018||Danketh Memes||uhh, prolly jumpn outa the window i mean like that shit high af like you gunna die if you fall.|
|08 Apr 2018||You dont have to.||Suicide is a bad joke the devil tricks you into playing on yourself. The devil wants you to killyourself so he gets your soul and you go to hell with him. A lot of the time we think there is no hope in a given situation however when it all plays out its not as bad as we thought. There is always a better way. Something can be done to make it better. No matter what. But you have to try. You have to do what you can to make it work. If you killyourself you are giving up.|
|08 Apr 2018||Mike Hunt||Either eat a bowl of tide pods with milk or snort a tide pod like its cocaine.
Did you know nearly 4000 teenagers have died from eating just one tide pod? The detergent works like acid on soft tissue like esophogus or lung tissue. Welcome to chemical burns. Kids these days are so retarded, but look at the bright side... thats 4000 kids that dont grow up and become a burden to socioty, that socioty pays for. Food, housing, medical, and on and on. Parents should invest a little more time in their childrens lives. What a sad world where we eat tide pods because its better than not eating them
|08 Apr 2018||mark||burning ones flesh|
|07 Apr 2018||Giganteous orgasmisious||The question what is the best way to kill yourself when under 13 is a trick question. No one has experienced suicide and can give you feedback on experience so any answer to the question is a best guess. A hypothosis. But whatever way you choose dress up. Make sure to do your hair and wear some fancy shoes. This is a special occasion. Once in a lifetime.|
|07 Apr 2018||Hannah Montierth||Cutting your wrist|
|05 Apr 2018||Fernando||I wanted to share this with you. Maybe it will help you like it has me. For instance. I made up an imaginary person named fernando. He is gay. When a real person, say will. Yes, will is a fine choice. You do grafitti that says will loves fernando. Draw some hearts too.|
|05 Apr 2018||Him||im 14 and just sad , i neither have a famaily or friends. I dont want to kill my self ,because i have hope it will change. I am just sad.|
|04 Apr 2018||Jamie The Lonely Pentagram||I was looking for an actual answer when I looked up "How to kill myself" but oh boy, this website is something else..|