|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|12 Dec 1999||Victoria||This is a happy little suggestion for Christmas when your parents are hosting a party. This must all be done, however, when the guests and your parents are all still sober (you don't have much time). Have a bucket of water ready ahead of time. Plug in an extension cord Into a nearby outlet. Then plug in a strand of multi coloured Christmas lights. Wrap the lights around your body while humming a Christmas carol. Now, plug in another extension cord of the same length into another outlet and step into the bucket of water. Walk to the dining area with the lights on your body flashing and belt out the carol of your choice as you drop the 2nd cord into the bucket of water and put on a fireworks show.|
|01 Dec 1999||smackhead||thirteen gauge wire, pair of pliers, thumb-screws, LSD, hammer, RAZoR BLADES, SSPIKED FUCKIN BAT, DUCT TAPE, BARBED HOOKS, hand cuffs, leather harness, cyanide, 5 lb. TNT, a lighter, 20 oz. gasoline, claymore mines, shotgun & ammo, axe, katana blade, cherry bombs, gallon of mercury, sharpened poisonous darts, a cobra, 12 dozen scorpions, whipped cream, nitrous oxide, helium, a bag of honey roasted pretzels and a congregation of nude people, with jesus christ, a .45 , two blasting caps, a bag of anthrax spores, and a fake id...........,,|
|04 Nov 1999||christoph selbach||...eat chocolate until you burst|
|02 Nov 1999||chris polyck||The best place to kill yourself is at school. Hang yourself from the monkey bars during class so everyone can see you at recess.|
|01 Nov 1999||Jerry Suh||Not believeing Jesus is the Christ , and son of GOD.|
|31 Oct 1999||Chris||wear a hanson shirt to a TOOL concert.|
|30 Oct 1999||THE~END||The greatest way to achieve death is through religion. Might as well be reverent as possible before you die... after all u wouldn't want to end up in hell eh? :) Heh.. therefore you should travel to a mass gathering of christians, which can be found where ever the pope travels to. Then you should spread the AIDS virus to all of them. The christians will become infected... they will infect many other christians. You will be found. You will be sentenced to a death worthy of a god. Having doomed millions of people to die... such glory is unimaginable. Before you die... Denounce religion. There is no god. Religion is nothing. For it is nothing. Also.. remember there are many other biological weapons that u can utilise in place of aids.|
|29 Oct 1999||Munky||He he. This was a good idea! To find out how people's opinions of how suicide should be accomplished. You do what you need for the situation-say if you were a loner, bullet to the head. If you had lots of friends you would set it up so it seemed like they did it! Or if you had REALLY caring parents or summit you make sure you die when they don't know what's going on but suddenly see you as you die. Fear not though! If you commit suicide you don't go to hell! You end up at the website! Now that's torture in its own right!!!|
|29 Oct 1999||CHRISTIAN||TURN ON THE CAR AND SLEEP IN THE GARAGE|