Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
22 Dec 2000 chris dunscomb stick a pencil (sharp end up) up your nose and bang your head on the table.
15 Dec 2000 christopher drink all the dangerous cleaning fluids that are in closets and under sinks, i.e. bleach, furniture polish, window fluid, etc WEE!
25 Nov 2000 Christopher Hollett Use a knife
jump off your house or out a window
bang your head off something hard
stuff socks in your mouth
burn yourself
24 Nov 2000 gm9 Are the ways are supposed to be different for a 13 years old? But maybe you could commit suicide in a Toys-R-us, by a bloody way, like making a deep cut in your neck from one ear to the other with a razorblade (or a very sharp knife). With this way, they would speak of you on CNN.
21 Nov 2000 chris Get a houseboat on the canals of Amsterdam and dress sleazy. Then do rude things to your customers, you know, really rude things, they will kill you. It is sort of like suicide.
19 Nov 2000 Melody Lovejoy With the Christmas season arriving, you could create a memorable holiday by hanging yourself from the tree. Maybe tie a card around your wrist, and hang mistletoe from your mouth? Your mom won't forget this one!
17 Nov 2000 Christopher Cohen Haffly You're a complete lunatic if you think I'm going to potentially incriminate by 1) contributing the deliquency of a minor and 2) assisting in suicide. Freedom of speech does not extend to the transmission of criminal data and, fortunately or unfortunately depending on how you look at it, attempting suicide is illegal.
31 Oct 2000 christophegerbault.com you make your guinea pig almost starving to death ( for 1 or 1 and a half week). Then you put your tiny little head in the cage in order to kiss it.
02 Oct 2000 christ stab yourself in the head with big ass knives. straight through your skull. then if that doesn't work eat mom's pills. lots of them. munch'em down.
02 Oct 2000 coatner There is no best way. You are better off if your pray to God. Pray to the Father in Jesus Christ's name. Ask for salvation, understanding, and deliverence. Read the Holy Bible.
Don't let Satan fool you as he is always trying to do. Trust in our Heavenly Father. Ask Him for help in Jesus Christ's Name. Watch Out! Do not let Satan deceive you. Satan wants you to destroy yourself; don't let Satan defeat you. Get into God's Word, the Holy Bible. Study the Holy Bible from the Hebrew and Greek manuscripts. Learn about the Truth. The is only one of you. God made only one of you. You are very special to Him.
Turn to God; He loves you. He wants your love. You are one of His Children.
In Christ,
your brother.
25 Sep 2000 Çhriß To go to the pixelated cat and DO NOT KILL IT. IT WILL EVENTUALLY KILL YOU. Even though you didn't kill yourself, you let something else kill you. It's kinda like suicide?
02 Sep 2000 Mr Tug Melt down some crayons in the microwave. Pretend its hot cider at daddy's lawyer christmas parties.
Pretend it doesn't burn.
With a wax coating covering the insides of your throat swallow several boxes of safety pins, thumb tacks and razor blades.
Wait. (This could be the boring part. Be sure to have a good book or friend to keep you company while you wait to die.)
07 Jul 2000 J Graham As this originated on your Christmas page - listen to what Jesus said: "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full."
John 10:10 That is THE Christmas present!
03 Jul 2000 christof hmmm... jumping from a high tower, the tour eiffel. and leaving a letter: 'i can see the world dying. and i wonder you don't'
31 May 2000 Christian get run over by your own parents
10 May 2000 Chris Wright look at yourself in the mirror
24 Apr 2000 chrisis First of all, you have to keep in mind that the closer you are to 13, the quicker you'll have to die, otherwise you'll not have killed yourself when you're under 13. Based on this, you can have different suicide kits for different ages.
Of course children must be over 3 years old, because the kit may contain small (possibly hazardous) parts. The kits range from "the third birthday kit" (very slow death: self induced terminal illness, etc.) to "the day before 13th birthday kit"
(very quick death: common gunshot, wound to head, etc...). The kits in between are the most fun, because they're noticable from the beginning, and still last long enough to enjoy!
13 Apr 2000 christian Becoming sexually curious, shoving mother's vibrator up your rectum, and dying of internal bleeding.
06 Apr 2000 Godpoet Speak Death and it happens. Be God and come back.
What better for Christmas present past-and-future?
05 Apr 2000 Chris Take lots of ibuprofen. About 30 tablets of 200mg each. The ibuprofen will not kill you, but it will give you the whole excitement of being taken to hospital.. getting fed liquid charcoal (which tastes nice) and generally getting the whole near-death experience with none of the pain.

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