|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|28 Dec 2017||Canada||12|
|27 Dec 2017||Boros||Ah nu cheeki breeki iv damke!|
|26 Dec 2017||Mr. ROBOTO domo my gato||I was just sitting out on the deck minding my own business when there was a light all around me and i was tingely all over. I started going up in the air but i felt like i was on the ground. I tried to walk but i was not moving. I looked up and there was a green light that came out of this tiny hole. The green light went into my eye and my body started getting warm and i was so tired i fell asleep. I remember feeling a needle in my arm and then i woke up. I was cold and had wierd ice crystals all over me. There was a hologram of me telling me i had been frozen for 223 years. It was speaking japanese. I dont speak this language. But i understood perfectly. I was then told there was going to be a comet that would crash into earth. I asked what are we going to do to stop it. The hologram said nothing we are going to die. Then i woke up in my bed and was still puzzled about understanding japanese. Some expert at a university told me i was a samuri in a past life. I told him he was full of shit and left. But does anyone else have dreams where they know a language unkown to you in real life? Does it mean there is more to dreams than imagination? You cant imagine that.|
|25 Dec 2017||Kunta kentay||If you are black the best way is hang yourself. Very historical and traditional method for african. Its also a good way to experience and celebrate your roots.|
|25 Dec 2017||Start the movie||Fill up a huge turkey syringe with ketchup. Take off the needle and inject it up your ass. Video you spraying ketchup on the walls out your ass. In the video tell the joke about mamma tomato daddy tomato and baby tomato. When you watch the video later you will laugh so hard your ribs and diaphram will seize out cramping and you will suffocate will laughing.|
|25 Dec 2017||The Hypocritic oath||Participate in the newest medical research that involes pharmacuticals. If you do not get the placebo chances are pretty good you will die. Around 300 to 800 die in these studies.|
|25 Dec 2017||Meat sack||Get a job at the zoo. Get eaten by a bear or a lion. A crocidile perhaps. Or go start a fist fight with a silverback. Maybe a tiger?|
|25 Dec 2017||Luis Mickey Michael Melendez||May I make an understanding|
|25 Dec 2017||Fuck you gary||Bunch of weak pussy minded bitches. Suicide is for weak people who cant deal with life. People who complain and of course gay people. Rich people who loose all the wealth and shame overtakes them. People kill themselves becase they cant take the bullshit. Fuck that shit. Turn your back to your idol or circumstance and walk. Go somewhere new and live... start over. But dont kill yourself because you are tiny in a huge world and control nothing. Not even when you poop. You just have to make the best of it. Even when it sucks. Life isnt perfect.|
|25 Dec 2017||Fence rider||Getting impaled on a security fence thats all metal with spikey points on top. If you dont die quickly, and a crowd gathers give them a show and touch yourself sensualy. Touch yourself gently. Touch yourself slowly. This way no one can tell if you are moaning from pain or if you are actualy into this.|
|25 Dec 2017||Moe||Your life is not that bad. Just imagine people who work on pig farms. They have to jerk off pigs for the piglet making juice. Every other day per male pig. That comes out to about 20 pigly handjobs a day for pigs. Do you jack off 20 pigs a day 7 days a week 365 days a year? And more importantly, do you want to? Because i can give you a job as a pig handjob technician. I would rather shovel pig shit.|
|24 Dec 2017||Ashamed in humans||This website is evidence that people are complete idiots. Cant even figure out how to kill yourself? This is the future generation?|
|24 Dec 2017||Confused in Rio||Is this some kinda of dating website? I get emails from super freaks from this websites once or twice a week. Its always a one night thing.|
|24 Dec 2017||Thoughtful and caring individual||Its important to think about those you leave behind. They will be sad you are dead. We dont want them to be sad. So right before you kill yourself set the curtians on fire so they will burn up while sleeping.|
|24 Dec 2017||Kamichan||So its 1:40am on Christmas night. I got a 14 minute video of santa and my mom doing the nasty. I really hope they didnt get any love juices on my presents.|
|24 Dec 2017||Ricardo Robero Rigales||Chingale. Que estos mierrda? Chingale. Los todos pinchi putitas y culettos y pallasos comair tu mamis mierrda.|
|24 Dec 2017||Naked face||Big kitchen knife. Look in mirror. Slash throat open. Stick fingers inside gaping wound and rip open wider. The goal is to rip off your face and peel it back over your skull, and rip your neck down past your chest at the same time.|
|24 Dec 2017||Maria||Hang around|
|24 Dec 2017||donald||look the wrong way at a policeman|
|23 Dec 2017||charlotte||i am 11 and I tried suicide last summer.
My father is dead, my mom was at that point working in another city. my uncle was supposed to take care of me, but instead he forced me to give him blowjobs every day when coming home from school.
Finally I decided to hang myself, and took one of my moms leather belts and went down to the basement. found a bucket to stand on, made a loop of the belt, and tied it to a water pipe, running just under the ceiling. I also had with me a ski strap that i tied around my wrists behind my back, so that I would noy try to free myself when kicking the bucket. I tied the belt around my neck, and tied it around the pipe, then I tied my hands at my back with the ski strap, and waited for me to calm down. I just had a thin dress on, and bare legs. It began to become cold, so I finally decided to kick away the bucked, and so I did, and I immediatly the loop around my neck started to strangle me, and I began to panic, and kick my legs, and try free my hands, but i could not. I was swinging above the floor and I started to loose consciousness, realising that I was goung to die in just a moment. But the belt loop had moved, so it was sitting in front of my ear, making it possible for me to breathe a little, so there i was - hanging in the belt noose, but still alive. I must have been hanging for over 5 minutes before my uncle came looking for me, and got me down. I was in hospital for a week, and then the welfaresystem made my uncle dissapier for a wery long time, and everything is much better now. Mom is home, and uncle will never ever come back, so dont kill yourself. there is a solution to everything