|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|30 Sep 2008||Alpha||Well, I am quite intelligent and rationally suicidal. My decision is after long deliberation and careful weighing of all possible options. Make sure you do the same, and nothing foolish.|
|30 Sep 2008||Alpha||Shouldn't kill yourself when under 13. There are lots of avenues out. However, if you are already 23, and nothing good has happened yet, go ahead boil the potatoes. Remember, if you have someone or something that you can rely on and who/what relies on you, there might be still hope. Otherwise go ahead and to scuttle the ship.
This is how you go about it:
1. Make sure you want to die, and not just attract attention.
2. Do not go around announcing your intentions. If you are doing that, its a cry for help and you don't want to die.
3. Make sure you are 23, not 13.
1. If American, buy a gun. Deliver a special message to your head, better than your heart. Heart can be risky, you might miss and survive. Shoot through the mouth upwards.
2. Hang yourself. Find a sturdy beam or ceiling fixture. Buy a thick strong rope (cheaper than buying a gun). Make sure you can't get down once suspended or not near any furniture. Wear diapers.
3. (My chosen one!) Poison yourself. Cyanides (potassium cyanide and sodium cyanide) are the best poisons, but very difficult to get. You can try strong insecticides (worked for me mum), but they taste horrible and you need to drink a lot. Prescription drugs sometimes work, but you need a lot. You need more than 4gms of acetaminophen (~30-40 tylenol pills) if you want to try over the counter medication. Except cyanides and other strong compounds, poisons can be flushed out of your system if you are found. Poison yourself severely and make sure you aren't found overnight.
4. Jump off a very very high building. Make sure you are willing to have a closed casket funeral.
5. Lay down on railway tracks and make the headlines for the local newspapers.
6. Be innovative! Maybe you'll be remembered for your new suicide method.
My preferred method is poisoning, and I am just counting the day to my personal D-day.
1. Wait till you are 23+. 13 is too young to be sure.
2. Do not tell anyone or talk about it. Otherwise you want to live and are looking for an excuse.
3. Choose whatever is handy and suits your needs/lifestyle. Does not matter as long as you end up dead.
|29 Sep 2008||Satellite||Do any of you even know what real pain is?
Anyway... if you're under 13, I think playing in the street is still a good bet.
|29 Sep 2008||Waiting||I really don't understand anymore, being able to freely think doesn't seem like its serves any good purpose. It seems that all the other things than us on this planet get along just find without thought while just having their instincts. If we didn't have a mind at all we wouldn't suffer like this, we in a way would be free. And if we were gone, the rest of the world would be better off. So why did this god give us this mind of ours? Did he/she/it want to torment us with all our thoughts? Or did he/she/it simply want us to try to get over it and solve our problem at hand?|
|28 Sep 2008||Abby||Hi. My name is Abby. I am 20 years old and I would like to believe that I am the strong level-headed person everyone believes I am, but I am far from it. I have had three suicide attempts.
The first time I considered committing suicide is when my overbearing parents threatened to pull me out of middle school if I did not make the honor roll. I had just moved to a new school and along with the pressures of adjusting to a new crowd, I was expected to excel. I fell short of their aspirations and out of fear of the beating I was about to get, I decided to take my life by overdosage. I took 24 pills of plain paracetemol. I was 12 at the time and I knew nothing about what type of medication I had to take. I spent the next two days sick to my stomach vomiting and passing out.
My second attempt at suicide was in university. I went to university on the other side of the world in Canada, which was far away from home. One night, I was attacked an left to die in a parking lot. After I came to the realization in the hospital that I had been raped, I couldn't even look myself in the mirror. I tried death by asphyxia. I found a cylinder of helium in my friend's garage and I tried suffocating myself with the help of the gas and a plastic bag. Luckily, I was found. I attended two months of therapy after and then I left.
The third time I attempted suicide was when I was 19. I was depressed. Depression hit me after I realized how badly my life was going. I decided that the best way to go was by carbon monoxide poisoning. That summer when I went home, I closed myself in my garage and turned on the car. My neighbors heard the car running and they knew that my family was away for the weekend so they called the fire department.
A lot of people question me about whether I am ok and how life is treating me but I find that the best way to answer a question like that is just affirmatively. I realize that taking my life might be the easiest way out and sometimes is a wonderful alternative but I still live to die another day.
I am an emotionally unstable individual but after being so close to death three times, I have learnt the value of life. I treat every moment of my life like my last. Because I don't know when I might just give up or circumstance might take me away. There is not a day that goes by that I don't remind the people that I love how much I actually love them.
Right now I am absolutely depressed. I've had a hard couple of days. My boyfriend's mother has inhibitions about her son dating be and he is being forced to chose between his mother and me. While he tries his best to resolve this issue, I am left in anxiety and despair. Being as emotionally unstable as I am I have considered taking my life so often over the last two days. It hurts me to see him hurting and as dire as this situation is, I am being hurt the most out of all people.
I am so tired of losing things in my life that losing him might possibly the last straw. I just hope that he can fix this problem because the thought of losing him is impossible for me to handle.
More than anything, this is a cry for help and a cry for your prayers. Pray that this girl who has lost everything in her life gets to keep the love that sustains her life.
|28 Sep 2008||Kuborion||I still remember the Demon Days...
When all fell apart...
Why do I feel so much nostalgy?
|28 Sep 2008||emo13||first of all i'm an emo myself, And the best way is to get a large group of depressed ppl like urselfs. this is when we are all at our prime, we make fun of each other's popularity amongst the cool kids and how we wished we were like them and that leads us to step 2, Then at highschool we organise the mass suicide (It's better to die ina group then alone) All you fags jump out fucking windows with ur wrists split open! if this doesn't work try taking a bottle of asprin first this helps to thin your blood, (or even 5 grams of acetaminophien) if you're not dead then.............. go to the ghettos and call a group of black people niggers and see what happens to you then. Make sure your wearing your nicewhite pointy hat! :)|
|26 Sep 2008||a flamboint artic bastard||Kuborion, you mother fucker you are no celebrity.
However, your salery will be paid via food stamps and toe-nail clipping, I will send them to you via postal service.
TA TA FOR NOW
|26 Sep 2008||don't post, to many typo's||God damnit mouchette, give me admninistrative privlages because your fucking up. Your filling your posts under the wrong catagorys, thats just in my unprofesional opinion though.
Oh, and to help out however this sudden majority of unpatient posters is:
You have to wait a slight amount of time before your posts show up, for god sakes what possible logic gave you the idea that the more posts you write about how your posts don't show up would acualy help them show up!?
It's always been like this get used to it.
|26 Sep 2008||dakota||Hey everybody you know what i just got out of. The hospital i had 8 surgeries and i was hit by a car. Now it is not going to be on the internet or on the news because i would not allow it. I now have a broken arm and broken legs. The best part is i have 5 years til i go into the military.MWHAHAHAHAHA|
|26 Sep 2008||Jonnie||im 14, and just attempted suicide... but got caught. I swallowed 57 pills..... I got rushed to the hospital and had to have my stomach pumped.... and i was under supervision the whole time, because i was a danger to myself.... i have to get my blood pressure taken and some other shit every 2 hours.... even in the night.... i couldent sleep with a person watching..... this sucked....|
|25 Sep 2008||Dakota||most of us dont realize how lucky we are to be a leader. You are all leaders. I am still hurting myself for instance falling from ladders, Jumping off my back porch. All this to prove i am strong enuff to show others getting hurt is our fault in every think none of this is what it should be, but it is and i support all of the people. If you need to talk i am here.|
|25 Sep 2008||Kuborion||So am I an internet celebrity now, or what?
Neat, what's the salary?
|24 Sep 2008||katie||haahah lmao i was 9 when this thingy started, yea i just google'd "what is the best way to kill yourself" and this is hilarious i love it, kinda reminded me of the 90's .. it was eird to read what people had written then ... anyways i think the best way to kill yourself is to realize we're all in a coma and we're all going to wake up someday and realize non of this was real|
|24 Sep 2008||done||none of my things never get posted plus this is the wrong thing to be doing when u dont feel like living. life's a gift use it. im done with this site!!!! mouchette is messed up in the head!! and so is everyone else who is on in the creation of this site!!!|
|24 Sep 2008||????||When Your Under 13 I Mean If Your Going Through Hard Ships Or ANYTHING You Are Your own Person. Dont Kill Yourself. God Gave You Your Body to Live It Out. How The Hell Are You Gonna Misjudge God.
I Go Through The Same Shit. But I Read All These Drastic Things People Post On This Website. Yall Are Horrible. Bad Things Happen When You Kill Your Self. Your Family, Friends, Siblings Anyone You Have Come In Contact With Will Go Through Depression. You Take YOur life, Your Taking The Lives of others. You Will die When God Needs You. He Has One Favor to You. Live. He Died For YOU. Im Emo And I Just Cut My Wrists In every Direction Possible.
|23 Sep 2008||prolong your death with alcoholism|
|23 Sep 2008||anonymous||Just a different spin on 'Autodecapitation'...
The rope doesn't need to be tied to anything but your neck. Lean your head out the car or bus window, toss the loose end out on the freeway and (assuming it's long enough) it will be caught under the wheel, apply all the weight on that wheel and momentum of the car at 102fps (at 70MPH - or whatever speed you're going) to the rope and rip your head right off 'instantly'.
Works from any position in a car as long as the car's going over about 40MPH. Even a jump-rope wrapped around the neck should do from the back seat of a small car. In something like a school bus, you'll want to sit just in front of the rear wheels, and do it while the driver and other passengers are distracted.
Has the added bit of denial for people shy about pulling the trigger. You can believe 'maybe it won't even get caught under the wheel'. But not for long.
If you're driving, be sure to set the cruise control so you can add a blood-spattered, driverless, rampaging car to the carnage along with the bloody head bouncing around the freeway from fender to bumper. It might even become a 'meat missile' into oncoming traffic, or just be run over by a truck wheel and splattered all over the place like a watermelon.
Maybe a fun Halloween trick.
Not really much more gruesome than other motor vehicle carnage can be, though it's guaranteed to be mega-traumatic for everyone who witnesses it.
|23 Sep 2008||Natalie Mitchell||Right now i'm 14 and at this moment im thinking of a way to kill myself...I have birth control pills but I dont think theyll work. And i dont have any sleeping pills. So maybe Ill just take a whole bunch of this and that and hope for the best. I've had 2 close friends commit suicide. Thing is people always say im overreacting cause my parents dont even hit me or anything. but i want to help my family by killing myself because then they wont have to pay for my school tuition or anything anymore....|
|23 Sep 2008||Tyler||i rate take a whole shit load of your moms pain killers, and a loads of alcohol....
works for me.. :)