|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 Mar 2018||Quincy Archabald atURservice||Download the new suicide app. You can keep track of what you did with attempts. So if you swallowed 47 xanex but forgot the dosage per pill and woke up two days later, you can look it up in your suicide app detailed log book. You can even do selfies. Link it up to your facebook, twitter, and google accounts and if your smart device has a heart rate monitor it will automaticly upload your obituary. With time and date stamp. It can even upload a goodbye selfie video to youtube with gps location included so they can find your body. The suicide app is the new modern way for someone in this busy world to stay connected. Right until the very end.|
|19 Mar 2018||ella||hanging|
|18 Mar 2018||Roxane||Hookers. They have AIDS/HIV.|
|18 Mar 2018||Kurt Cobaineysan||12 guage shotgun.|
|18 Mar 2018||Scantron this bitch.||Put a freshly sharpened pencil in your nose. Slam your face on the table. Pencil goes into your brain and you die before your face makes contact with table top. Theoreticaly.
Plus it will look like an accident so everyone will have pity on your survivors rather than disdain. If you even give a rats ass, that is.
|18 Mar 2018||RoboDongWang||The best way is to go online and purchase a fuck machine with at least 320 thrusts per minute. That is nearly six full 1/2 meter thrusts a second. You could not even last 24 hours before you die. My guess is 12 hours would be more time than needed.|
|18 Mar 2018||lizard||not doing it|
|18 Mar 2018||LIFE IS PRETTY||JUST DONT DO IT|
|18 Mar 2018||........||sniffing glow worm eyes|
|18 Mar 2018||Ronan Achan||You must be realistic with the way you plan to kill yourself. What are your suicide boundries? You know, what you are and are not comfortable with. But honestly, the best way would be to take a poison that takes a few minutes to kick in and take something to make you sleep so you go to sleep, and then tbe poison kills you. But you never knew it.
And dont forget, used syringes have dirty needles.
|17 Mar 2018||pussy||ask kurt|
|17 Mar 2018||Linda||There must be a way out of here, Bob Dylan sang. I know there is.
A rope with a slipknot.
And I have been standing on a stool many times, with the noose around my neck, and the rope tied to a hook in the ceiling of my room, waiting for the courage to tilt the stool, letting the noode fo it`s job - But I can`t do it.
Anubody here to help me by kicking the stool away from under my feet? An adult perhaps? mail me pleae
|17 Mar 2018||Goodbye!||Well obviously you have to jump off your roof top. But you can also take poison, well you can slice your wrists too I will try drowning myself in the sea later so you might want to try that sometime I would recommend it because it is fun for the whole family kay bye|
|16 Mar 2018||Its raining orgazuhms today.||The absolute best way to kill yourself is to examine yourself with an open mind. The things you dont like you try to change. If you cant the stress of it will kill you. If you can, then its the new improved you and old you is dead. Or a new science find has come out recently in science journal 2018. Its dealing with chemicals your brain releases during sex and climax. 100 orgasams a day helps with mild depression. For chronic depression 300 to 400 orgasams a day helps to just be able to function in life.|
|16 Mar 2018||.......||un backstab|
|16 Mar 2018||this is fucked up||a shit ton of sleeping pills and carbon monoxide|
|16 Mar 2018||го секс||утопиться|
|15 Mar 2018||Hi, my name is...||Get a pistol with big bullets. You only need one. Go to a very busy place like the mall. Pull the pistol out. Stick it in your mouth and blow your brains out. All those preppy mall shoppers see your headless corpse|
|14 Mar 2018||.......||just die|
|14 Mar 2018||Ladls_321||HOW YOU DIED|