Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
16 Dec 2008 Cog First get some fine wire mesh and construct a giant plastic funnel about 4 feet in diameter and put the mesh over the top of the human sized funnel then place the funnel into a open manhole into the sewer, then jump off a building into the funnel.
15 Dec 2008 Tin Open the TV and watch comedy.
Laugh as crazy as impossible.
If God wants to pick me up, then I just die in such heavy laughter, breaking my lungs or being asphyxiated.
If He doesn't think this is the best moment for I to end my life, okway, I would stop here and continue to watch.
14 Dec 2008 look what i found
14 Dec 2008 Kuborion HELLO KIDS!!

This is the place in the book where I string words together to form semi-coherent messages, which, despite their chewy nugat center of sincerety, some people take far too seriously. Letters from "kindred spirits" come in telling of how they agree with my views and how the world stinks, and how they wish they could just kill themselves. Well, dispose of yourselves quietly, if you must, so long as you don't leave a note sying I told you to do it, you self-esteem deficient loons. I happen to have a certain fondness for existing- soda wouldn't have that lovely fizzy feeling if you were dead. Think of all the things you would miss: Cartoons, music, movies, video games, music, art, fingernail growth, sex... well, perhaps not sex, depending on how weird your mortician is. SO, rather then fill this page up with the usual vicious unpleasantries, I will tell you a little story----
A few months back I had two jobs- this one, and another FAR less pleasant where I had to look at people. I decided to quit that second job and live happily in my little room drawing little pictures. I was thrilled and looking forward to this new life, so on my last day of the JOB, I felt fantastic, as it was also to be my birthday the next day. I was happier than a chubby little, drooling, criminally insane baby. Not only that, but I was to be attending my first gallery exhibit in Hollywood, and I looked forward to seeing some friends, who taught me some Japanese curse words (always handy). I had an amazing bagel on my lunch break, and returned to the inane job of responding to the monkey people. Suddenly, I did not feel so fresh. Suddenly I wanted to sit down. My exit form work was not so great, afterall, as I was feeling, quite uncomfortable in mi tiny corporal self. At home, I waited for discomport to pass, as midinght came and went. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JHONEN!! NOW GET YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL. My birthday present was a three day stay in the hospital with a tube, so rudely thrust into my chest, sucking out the evil that had ruined my smiley time. Not only was I experiencing new, and vivid levels of pain, but I was as far from a Slurpee machine as I could get, and I could not walk for the fact that my chest felt as if it were stung by some giant, ultimately unpleasant killer bee. Aside from the novelty of using a urinal bucket for the first time, there was nothing to do but drift in and out of frightening sessions of sleep. I shared a room with a very old looking gentleman named, Pedro, I think, though he did not strike me as Pedro. Pedro would moan like the dying, behind his curtain, and under the ocean of medication they had him on - morphine, I think, because his world, in his thin, worn skin, liiked like a hell that made my chest feel quite unimpressive. His family would diligently, come in every day, and just watch him stay alive. On my last day there, a nurse came in to tell him about the operation he was to have in a few hours: a feeding tube was to be inserted into his stomach, to bypass the tumor blocking any food. He, in his tired, wavering voice, ashed her how long he had to live. I'm so used to hearing that on television, often as a joke, but when ACTUALLY heard him say that, behind my littl;e curtain, I wanted to cry. Amd the nurse said what's been said so many times to so many people, that we never know when we must go, only yhat life should be lived while it is had, because ANY day could be the last. A familiar thing for me to hear, but it sounded different that day. It made more sense than it ever did before. I do not want to die just yet, and a world that creates people that claim that THEY want to is a world that I don't want to understand.

--Jhonen Vasquez
13 Dec 2008   drink white spirit !!!
13 Dec 2008 listen Dont listen to anyone here they are all just kids who dont know anything. half of these things they are telling you is a big chance that you will either have a painful death or live worse then you did before if you survive and you probably will survive
13 Dec 2008 speck we , the people, of the americas are no more than a speck living in a freeloading country. obama will damage us like no other in the next 4 years. we will have no more freedom. and im ready to commit suicide because im tired of being lonely, tired, and depressed day in and day out. i miss my friend and for some reason cant get a hold of him. he wont reply to texts, or pick up or call me back. im not sure whats going on. i want to die so this misery ends. guess i'll just continue sleeping every waking hour away for the next few years so i won't have to show my face to humanity of all mankind.
13 Dec 2008 kicsey well, i'm 14 so.... I geuss this doesn't reallii count for me. I'm a cheerleader, I have a good life, a nice house, i've never realli had to worry about money issues... so now your probly thinkn, oh this rich bitch is gonna kill herslef over a pair of shoes or something material like that. But no, that's not why i'm posting.
My own mother, who apparantly to everyone who "knows" her 'loves me to death'(ironice huh?),has mentally abused me since I was born. When I was a baby, she wold shake the crib and scream at me to stop crying.. I know this cause she told me, and LAUGHED about it. For most of my preteen years and into my teen years, she has called me fat, ugly, and everyother thing that make semi-sensitive people cry jus because the "inside" pain is too much.
My dad's worse though.... My grandfather on my dad's side had died, and my cousin had been very attached to him, unlike me who kept myself severly unattached to any member of that family. My cousin and I were spending the night at my dad's place, when he came barging in (my cousin and I were having a convo about our grandfather) and started screaming at us that if we were better people he would still be alive ( my grandfather died of a construction accident)..... This happened a mere 3 weeks after his death, I was the first person my cousin would speak to. She doesn't talk much anymore. And before this had happened, my dad drank a lot, and when he did, he kind of ignored me. I thought that when my grandfather died, he would realize jus how short life is, and maybe love me..... he's a severe alcohilic now.....
The two people i'm on this earth for is my other grandfather, and my boyfriend. My grandfather on my mom's side is my world, and I am his. he lost his first child ( a boy with my grandfather's name) in a car accident on the way back from the hospital. He was at the funeral by himself, my grandmother was still in the hosiptal. My aunts and uncles, and my mother, jus found out about this a year ago, it happened close to forty years ago.
And my boyfriend, he makes me smile, and I love him. But he doesn't get the full extent of why peopkle wanna kill themselves. The answer is different for every person, but the truth is that all those answers start at the same place...... the pain is too much to bear.
After reading a lot of these posts, I realize that I can move forward and make a better life for myself, and that I don't realli have it bad as some.... i'm a very dominant person, and it seems as though everyone is trying to get me to be submissive. But I won't, i'll keep fighting and live every moment to the fullest.... cause every moment yu think about suicide, a piece of yu dies.... and yu thought life was short before? but to some people who read this and think, bitch yu don't know what your tlkn about, well, maybe I don't. Life is short, but if it's too long for you, do what yu have to do to find peace within yur war zone.

email me if yu have something to say:
13 Dec 2008 Troythinkingitwasfridaynight moochoutte.

i had no idea you had so many fans.

i prefer you over or brittney spears.

the bible was plarised by the egptains from the
jews before it became the bible.

so techicially we are all in direct breach of
lifes copyrights.

that same bible has its roots in paganism
connected to the cathlic church,the same bible
medevil england used to justify burning witches
at the steak..XD

my spelling sucks so bad.and im to lazy to fix it.

moochoutte your such an artist who is run by
more then one individual,why not atleast
have one new page connect to your other pages.



users that spend so much time posting
don't do it.

i dare someone to log on as nike and say

should post something there.


bill gates says take the red pill,its free

Windows wiki edition says STFU,there is hope in dope
and underaged immaturity,and lavalamps,and friends that
let you eat all there food and your gf who never gives
bad directions.

Windows wu tang edition says FUCK YEAH....XD

everyone should convert to linux.

linux is the only thing in life we havent plarised.

becuase we can't plarise a little with Penguin
a bash pi9mp hand.

i talk so much shit,my gf knows it.

she took french in highschool.

i took german,to support my internet surfing habits....xD

especially when i talk shit like that and im still using
windows bonghorn...ahem i mean windows longhorn.

Melissa sez

prozac+suger= Troy

Troy says

ovaries+education= melissa


Melissa+Troy= trouble.

Troy says

P.s mooouchette give me the sim card.

i want to make that water melon in a diaper page.

ugh,such much hissing.

guys i dropped part of a banana on the floor.

and then ate it.

and it tasted better.

and instead of thinking that.

i said it out loud....

also windows doesn't know how to post anything
unless you have atleast 10 windows open and
kiss dynasty playing in win-amp.

mooouchette I WANT THAT SIM CARD.

i can upload paris hiltons sex tape
and cheats for halo 3 online.


it should be


mooouchette ever thought about joining myspace?

theres heaps of artists on there,wouldn't that
be more logicial?

GEMME TEH SIM CARD *slaps mooouchette*

nick (vasch*censored*@hotmail)
edits the verb


Troy sez

wtf nick wtf

Troy has an idea*

utube worthy moment.

mooouchette dualing pokemon cards....xD

sorry guys blame my windows start up theme.

gary glitter,rock and roll part 2(full monty theme
,worse song to play at a kids party)

but good lyrics....xD

if anyone who took german in school
and knows how to get mooouchettes
sim card.

do send me a message on facebook
just use my email to find me.

facebook=zero spam...xD

seriously everyone,sit at your
chair,and type whatever comes to mind
fck scientolgyist net eqette.

type whatever the fck you wanna type
and not give a shit who is going to
see it.

give mooouchette a mind orgasm of
crazyness seeing that she likes that

mooouchette i have hairy tits burnt into my pupils.

i went onto
and left my reason as i think your
not cute.


but i like the flys.

they are nice.

they look good,and don't make a mess
where can i buy some?

botch i'll right click and clone
those bitches...xD

flys on teh screen,that makes it feel

now all we need is a stress ball fro0m
amanda van stone,with the australian
goverment symbol on it with the organ
donners number on it.

moouchette i think you need a bf.

sex= great sex and
art...(melting clocks)

water melons in diapers.

sex=art muse.





AND 42!!!

moouchette,your in Amsterdam correct?

tell everyone what fan means in swedish.

what rmyes with Truck?...xD

sucide orginal.

or just brake your middle finger
which disturbs the median system.

you'll die in 3 days ranging to 15days
from a heart attack.

beats trying to borrow a nail gun
to play russion rulette with.

become a widow from your studies

believe me,you'll die inside.

main aim....xD

i don't know jack.

hope for the brighter day..

waynes world takes over antique
road show on fox.....xD
11 Dec 2008 Christmas Jones So I lay down a while
And I gaze at my hotel wall
Oh the cot is so cold
It don't feel like no bed at all
Yeah I lay down a while
And I gaze at my hotel wall
But he's down on the street
So I throw both his bags down the hall
And I'm phoning a cab
'Cause my stomach feels small
There's a taste in my mouth
And it's no taste at all

It could have been me
Oh yeah, it could have been me
Why didn't I say,
Why didn't I say, no, no, no
11 Dec 2008   i dont know what's the best way. a few mins. ago i tried strangeling myself but it didn't work. i know some of you are thinnking ''wow she is a wimp'' and ya i am but i dont want to have brain dammage or something. if anyone has any ideas PLEASE tell me! my dad died,my sister cuts herself,mom always has people over and im probably going to fail 8th grade!
11 Dec 2008 Troy hey guys..

heres a place i been...

its not full of psychatic
docters,its a group of ppl
who care about the future

i've been to one or two camps
in the past when i was in year 9
and making trouble in school.

i made some new friends,and it
changed my outlook on life.

if it worked for me,it might work
for you.

also,i am crazy,so if it worked for me.

it will be much more
potent on you compared to me.

heres the music to my

year 9 sex education video.

hot butter

mouchette your an artist right?

why not dig up one or your old
sex education videos and change
the background music to
Prodigy - Breathe

and upload it utube and post the link here.

>listening to korn and destroying
ppl letter box's works too.

that really changed my outlook on life.

>i put that on my resume...LOL

mouchette your such an artist right?

wheres the page with a water melon in
a diaper...?
09 Dec 2008 gin jump into the sea
09 Dec 2008 Jessie Come on, you guys don't want your life to end, you want it to change. I'm 18 and have been through what most people would call hell, I've stood where you now stand, I feel what you are feeling and I've seen some shit that you may not have seen. Think. You are on here because you want an answer, you want hepl, you want someone to tell you its not worth it. Suicide is a perminit solution to a temorary problem. The things yu feel now, they are real, yeah they hurt and they make you sad but in 5 years your going to look back and realize how strong you are for pulling through, how much you have grown... and who you will continue to grow and become.
My friend killed himself, and now I'm forever lost without him. Please... dont leave this world and all the people who love you. Because right now, someone is thinking about you.
08 Dec 2008 Kuborion Girl of sixteen
Whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists
Bored with life
Didn't succeed
Thank the Lord
For small mercies

Fighting back the tears
Mother reads the note again
Sixteen candles burn in her mind
She takes the blame
It's always the same
She goes down on her knees and prays

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

Girl of eighteen
Fell in love with everything
Found new life
In Jesus Christ
Hit by a car
Ended up
On a life support machine

Summer's day
As she passed away
Birds were singing
In the summer sky
Then came the rain
And once again
A tear fell
From her mother's eye

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing
08 Dec 2008 Cliche-Man "Eat Shit and Die!"
It may not be the best way to kill yourself... but its the funnest to yell at your enemies.
07 Dec 2008 Da Devils son Dont commit suicide! The reason why you are feeling that way is because of people in society. Why should you punish yourself when in actuality they should be punished. People dont care about you, they really only want to better themselves even if it means to hurt you. dont let people tell you to stop acting like a victim because YOU are the victim and and they made you that way. So dont kill yourself, kill ALL of them instead.
06 Dec 2008 Snakeman If your searching out for help with your suicidal tendancies, from your friends, your family or even on the net. Dont fol yourself any longer. Speaking to someone or even therapy will never change the fact that you've been hurt. Whether it be a fist, a finger or even a dick, it wasn't meant to go so deeply inside your tight little pooper. And uncle Joes big toe should have never been near your little pre pubesant genitals. Even if you pussy looked like a piece of cotton candy covering a paper cut. Suicide is a great escape from all this pain, even if it hasn't happened to you yet. Spare yourself. My pesonal favorite recomendation is to paper cut your whole body, then roll yourself down a hill of hereoin ( Ratsac can be used as cheaper alternative). This seemingly painless yet highly effective method has proved itself as a number one method time and time again amongst most of my old friends. Remember Life sometimes just aint worth it. Take the Snakeman death roll into consideration, you'll be remembered that way
05 Dec 2008   all u lil fuckers that wanna kill urself do the world a favour and do it!!!! seriously get over it ur under 13. u dnt even kno wat its like out in the real world. i kno that there are some kids that really hav problems but really there are too many kids that think they hav life so hard wen really they havnt gone through shit!!!!
04 Dec 2008 meet a guy death by heartache

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