|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|26 Sep 2008||don't post, to many typo's||God damnit mouchette, give me admninistrative privlages because your fucking up. Your filling your posts under the wrong catagorys, thats just in my unprofesional opinion though.
Oh, and to help out however this sudden majority of unpatient posters is:
You have to wait a slight amount of time before your posts show up, for god sakes what possible logic gave you the idea that the more posts you write about how your posts don't show up would acualy help them show up!?
It's always been like this get used to it.
|26 Sep 2008||dakota||Hey everybody you know what i just got out of. The hospital i had 8 surgeries and i was hit by a car. Now it is not going to be on the internet or on the news because i would not allow it. I now have a broken arm and broken legs. The best part is i have 5 years til i go into the military.MWHAHAHAHAHA|
|26 Sep 2008||Jonnie||im 14, and just attempted suicide... but got caught. I swallowed 57 pills..... I got rushed to the hospital and had to have my stomach pumped.... and i was under supervision the whole time, because i was a danger to myself.... i have to get my blood pressure taken and some other shit every 2 hours.... even in the night.... i couldent sleep with a person watching..... this sucked....|
|25 Sep 2008||Dakota||most of us dont realize how lucky we are to be a leader. You are all leaders. I am still hurting myself for instance falling from ladders, Jumping off my back porch. All this to prove i am strong enuff to show others getting hurt is our fault in every think none of this is what it should be, but it is and i support all of the people. If you need to talk i am here.|
|25 Sep 2008||Kuborion||So am I an internet celebrity now, or what?
Neat, what's the salary?
|24 Sep 2008||katie||haahah lmao i was 9 when this thingy started, yea i just google'd "what is the best way to kill yourself" and this is hilarious i love it, kinda reminded me of the 90's .. it was eird to read what people had written then ... anyways i think the best way to kill yourself is to realize we're all in a coma and we're all going to wake up someday and realize non of this was real|
|24 Sep 2008||done||none of my things never get posted plus this is the wrong thing to be doing when u dont feel like living. life's a gift use it. im done with this site!!!! mouchette is messed up in the head!! and so is everyone else who is on in the creation of this site!!!|
|24 Sep 2008||????||When Your Under 13 I Mean If Your Going Through Hard Ships Or ANYTHING You Are Your own Person. Dont Kill Yourself. God Gave You Your Body to Live It Out. How The Hell Are You Gonna Misjudge God.
I Go Through The Same Shit. But I Read All These Drastic Things People Post On This Website. Yall Are Horrible. Bad Things Happen When You Kill Your Self. Your Family, Friends, Siblings Anyone You Have Come In Contact With Will Go Through Depression. You Take YOur life, Your Taking The Lives of others. You Will die When God Needs You. He Has One Favor to You. Live. He Died For YOU. Im Emo And I Just Cut My Wrists In every Direction Possible.
|23 Sep 2008||prolong your death with alcoholism|
|23 Sep 2008||anonymous||Just a different spin on 'Autodecapitation'...
The rope doesn't need to be tied to anything but your neck. Lean your head out the car or bus window, toss the loose end out on the freeway and (assuming it's long enough) it will be caught under the wheel, apply all the weight on that wheel and momentum of the car at 102fps (at 70MPH - or whatever speed you're going) to the rope and rip your head right off 'instantly'.
Works from any position in a car as long as the car's going over about 40MPH. Even a jump-rope wrapped around the neck should do from the back seat of a small car. In something like a school bus, you'll want to sit just in front of the rear wheels, and do it while the driver and other passengers are distracted.
Has the added bit of denial for people shy about pulling the trigger. You can believe 'maybe it won't even get caught under the wheel'. But not for long.
If you're driving, be sure to set the cruise control so you can add a blood-spattered, driverless, rampaging car to the carnage along with the bloody head bouncing around the freeway from fender to bumper. It might even become a 'meat missile' into oncoming traffic, or just be run over by a truck wheel and splattered all over the place like a watermelon.
Maybe a fun Halloween trick.
Not really much more gruesome than other motor vehicle carnage can be, though it's guaranteed to be mega-traumatic for everyone who witnesses it.
|23 Sep 2008||Natalie Mitchell||Right now i'm 14 and at this moment im thinking of a way to kill myself...I have birth control pills but I dont think theyll work. And i dont have any sleeping pills. So maybe Ill just take a whole bunch of this and that and hope for the best. I've had 2 close friends commit suicide. Thing is people always say im overreacting cause my parents dont even hit me or anything. but i want to help my family by killing myself because then they wont have to pay for my school tuition or anything anymore....|
|23 Sep 2008||Tyler||i rate take a whole shit load of your moms pain killers, and a loads of alcohol....
works for me.. :)
|22 Sep 2008||Dakota||The best way to kill yourself is like chopping a fish in two. I have tried many times. I fell in love with this girl who is always there when i need to talk. We both have tried to commit suicide. See every thing about her says yes.But i figured instead it is easier to way and go into the military and pray to go to the Iraqy war. See my dream is to come back to my middle school and tell her goodbye. Mostly because she is a my age but she got held back so i will be able to say my goodbyes her. I will always love how she is always telling me not to hurt myself bcuze then i would be hurting her.Everybody take an easy do one bone at a time, or the best thing to do is get a quad bike and go super fast and turn and u will flip and mostly be injured so much where u might not even live. In the next year i will be buying my next quad bike and maybe a dirtbike.|
|21 Sep 2008||im going to do it becaus emouchette reaslly doesnt care since she never posts my stuiff
|21 Sep 2008||oh where oh where||ive written 4 things and still none of them have been posted!! where the eff are they!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|20 Sep 2008||suicide2008||Jody,
Your my idol and thank you.
Please write me ASAP!!!
|20 Sep 2008||suicide2008||At this time I think of you
Your eyes so bright
Your heart so true
I never got through to you
Your prick ways messed with my head
I'm at the end of this rope
Must go tighten it on my throat
Death is near and death has come
|20 Sep 2008||raveprincess||i tried to kill myself nd im only 13 my birthday is in less than 2 weeks[sept. 29] nd i jump off my roof nd had 2 broken ribs.
i tried again and cracked my skull.
i tried again and started cutting myself.
i loved it bt then my parents caught on and put me in therapy it helped alot and i want to help other kids deal with their problems email me firstname.lastname@example.org for futher help call dawson mccalister 1.800.394.hope
please call it help really!!! he helped meh and everything is confedential.
|19 Sep 2008||Spooky Penguin||pffft.
I still write here, what a joke. I'm a joke. We're all jokes. Anyways I'm no here to pester you with ridiculous ideology or stupid sentences that you can't relate to. No, no, I'm here to call upon another of your worthless twats. In-fact I've read the posts of Kuborion and all of the relevant and witty things he has to say to you lot of readers.
God if there's any hope for meaning you'll find it in the things that he writes.(or she, not sure sorry.)
Your fucking brilliant Kuborion, please continue being brilliant and writing short things I can read then run outside and think about over a cigarette.
Spooky Mother Fucking Penguin
|19 Sep 2008||This is a website that has profound things to say about life and God that you might appreciate: www.AnotherInterviewWithGod.com|