Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
13 Dec 2008 Troythinkingitwasfridaynight moochoutte.

i had no idea you had so many fans.

http://www.ihatemouchette.org

i prefer you over lavalife.com or brittney spears.

the bible was plarised by the egptains from the
jews before it became the bible.

so techicially we are all in direct breach of
lifes copyrights.

that same bible has its roots in paganism
connected to the cathlic church,the same bible
medevil england used to justify burning witches
at the steak..XD

my spelling sucks so bad.and im to lazy to fix it.

moochoutte your such an artist who is run by
more then one individual,why not atleast
have one new page connect to your other pages.

called http://www.mouchette.org/oxymoron/hope.htm

or

http://www.mouchette.org/hope.htm

users that spend so much time posting
don't do it.

i dare someone to log on as nike and say
JUST DO IT!...XD

should post something there.

eg; jewbacca says FREE DOMS TO BOOST THE EARTHS ECONOMY!

www.trojancondoms.com/Product/FreeSample.aspx

bill gates says take the red pill,its free
* MICROSOFTS RED ABORTION PILL ALL RIGHTS RESERVED *

Windows wiki edition says STFU,there is hope in dope
and underaged immaturity,and lavalamps,and friends that
let you eat all there food and your gf who never gives
bad directions.

Windows wu tang edition says FUCK YEAH....XD

everyone should convert to linux.

linux is the only thing in life we havent plarised.

becuase we can't plarise a little with Penguin
a bash pi9mp hand.

i talk so much shit,my gf knows it.

she took french in highschool.

i took german,to support my internet surfing habits....xD

especially when i talk shit like that and im still using
windows bonghorn...ahem i mean windows longhorn.

Melissa sez

prozac+suger= Troy

Troy says

ovaries+education= melissa


credits

Melissa+Troy= trouble.


Troy says

P.s mooouchette give me the sim card.

i want to make that water melon in a diaper page.

http://www.mouchette.org/hope.htm

ugh,such much hissing.

guys i dropped part of a banana on the floor.

and then ate it.

and it tasted better.

and instead of thinking that.

i said it out loud....

also windows doesn't know how to post anything
unless you have atleast 10 windows open and
kiss dynasty playing in win-amp.

mooouchette I WANT THAT SIM CARD.

i can upload paris hiltons sex tape
and cheats for halo 3 online.

correction

http://www.ihatemouchette.org

it should be http://www.wehatemouchette.org

ROFL ANON JUST SHOTGUNED THAT. *irony*

mooouchette ever thought about joining myspace?

theres heaps of artists on there,wouldn't that
be more logicial?

GEMME TEH SIM CARD *slaps mooouchette*

nick (vasch*censored*@hotmail)
edits the verb

Erection...xD

Troy sez

wtf nick wtf

Troy has an idea*

utube worthy moment.

mooouchette dualing pokemon cards....xD

sorry guys blame my windows start up theme.

gary glitter,rock and roll part 2(full monty theme
,worse song to play at a kids party)

but good lyrics....xD

if anyone who took german in school
and knows how to get mooouchettes
sim card.

do send me a message on facebook
just use my email to find me.

facebook=zero spam...xD

seriously everyone,sit at your
chair,and type whatever comes to mind
fck scientolgyist net eqette.

type whatever the fck you wanna type
and not give a shit who is going to
see it.

give mooouchette a mind orgasm of
crazyness seeing that she likes that
shit.

mooouchette i have hairy tits burnt into my pupils.

i went onto
http://www.ihatemouchette.org
and left my reason as i think your
not cute.

YOUR FAT.

but i like the flys.

they are nice.

they look good,and don't make a mess
where can i buy some?

botch i'll right click and clone
those bitches...xD

flys on teh screen,that makes it feel
australian.

now all we need is a stress ball fro0m
amanda van stone,with the australian
goverment symbol on it with the organ
donners number on it.

moouchette i think you need a bf.

sex= great sex and
art...(melting clocks)

water melons in diapers.

sex=art muse.

GUYS HAVE SO MUCH SEX YOUR DIK FALLS
OFF.

THAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE.

GODS CHEAT CODES

CONFLICT= MANWHORES VIAGRA.
GREEK INCEST ORGY.
KURBIONS HIGH SCORE

AND 42!!!

moouchette,your in Amsterdam correct?

tell everyone what fan means in swedish.

what rmyes with Truck?...xD

sucide suggestion....be orginal.

or just brake your middle finger
which disturbs the median system.

you'll die in 3 days ranging to 15days
from a heart attack.

beats trying to borrow a nail gun
to play russion rulette with.

become a widow from your studies

believe me,you'll die inside.

main aim....xD

i don't know jack.

hope for the brighter day..

waynes world takes over antique
road show on fox.....xD
11 Dec 2008 Christmas Jones So I lay down a while
And I gaze at my hotel wall
Oh the cot is so cold
It don't feel like no bed at all
Yeah I lay down a while
And I gaze at my hotel wall
But he's down on the street
So I throw both his bags down the hall
And I'm phoning a cab
'Cause my stomach feels small
There's a taste in my mouth
And it's no taste at all

It could have been me
Oh yeah, it could have been me
Why didn't I say,
Why didn't I say, no, no, no
11 Dec 2008   i dont know what's the best way. a few mins. ago i tried strangeling myself but it didn't work. i know some of you are thinnking ''wow she is a wimp'' and ya i am but i dont want to have brain dammage or something. if anyone has any ideas PLEASE tell me! my dad died,my sister cuts herself,mom always has people over and im probably going to fail 8th grade!
11 Dec 2008 Troy hey guys..

heres a place i been...

http://www.youthinsearch.org/

its not full of psychatic
docters,its a group of ppl
who care about the future
youth.

i've been to one or two camps
in the past when i was in year 9
and making trouble in school.

i made some new friends,and it
changed my outlook on life.

if it worked for me,it might work
for you.

also,i am crazy,so if it worked for me.

it will be much more
potent on you compared to me.

heres the music to my

year 9 sex education video.

Popcorn
by
hot butter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4ckFN96-k


mouchette your an artist right?

why not dig up one or your old
sex education videos and change
the background music to
Prodigy - Breathe

and upload it utube and post the link here.

>listening to korn and destroying
ppl letter box's works too.

that really changed my outlook on life.

>i put that on my resume...LOL


mouchette your such an artist right?

wheres the page with a water melon in
a diaper...?
09 Dec 2008 gin jump into the sea
09 Dec 2008 Jessie Come on, you guys don't want your life to end, you want it to change. I'm 18 and have been through what most people would call hell, I've stood where you now stand, I feel what you are feeling and I've seen some shit that you may not have seen. Think. You are on here because you want an answer, you want hepl, you want someone to tell you its not worth it. Suicide is a perminit solution to a temorary problem. The things yu feel now, they are real, yeah they hurt and they make you sad but in 5 years your going to look back and realize how strong you are for pulling through, how much you have grown... and who you will continue to grow and become.
My friend killed himself, and now I'm forever lost without him. Please... dont leave this world and all the people who love you. Because right now, someone is thinking about you.
08 Dec 2008 Kuborion Girl of sixteen
Whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists
Bored with life
Didn't succeed
Thank the Lord
For small mercies

Fighting back the tears
Mother reads the note again
Sixteen candles burn in her mind
She takes the blame
It's always the same
She goes down on her knees and prays

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

Girl of eighteen
Fell in love with everything
Found new life
In Jesus Christ
Hit by a car
Ended up
On a life support machine

Summer's day
As she passed away
Birds were singing
In the summer sky
Then came the rain
And once again
A tear fell
From her mother's eye

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing
08 Dec 2008 Cliche-Man "Eat Shit and Die!"
It may not be the best way to kill yourself... but its the funnest to yell at your enemies.
07 Dec 2008 Da Devils son Dont commit suicide! The reason why you are feeling that way is because of people in society. Why should you punish yourself when in actuality they should be punished. People dont care about you, they really only want to better themselves even if it means to hurt you. dont let people tell you to stop acting like a victim because YOU are the victim and and they made you that way. So dont kill yourself, kill ALL of them instead.
06 Dec 2008 Snakeman If your searching out for help with your suicidal tendancies, from your friends, your family or even on the net. Dont fol yourself any longer. Speaking to someone or even therapy will never change the fact that you've been hurt. Whether it be a fist, a finger or even a dick, it wasn't meant to go so deeply inside your tight little pooper. And uncle Joes big toe should have never been near your little pre pubesant genitals. Even if you pussy looked like a piece of cotton candy covering a paper cut. Suicide is a great escape from all this pain, even if it hasn't happened to you yet. Spare yourself. My pesonal favorite recomendation is to paper cut your whole body, then roll yourself down a hill of hereoin ( Ratsac can be used as cheaper alternative). This seemingly painless yet highly effective method has proved itself as a number one method time and time again amongst most of my old friends. Remember Life sometimes just aint worth it. Take the Snakeman death roll into consideration, you'll be remembered that way
05 Dec 2008   all u lil fuckers that wanna kill urself do the world a favour and do it!!!! seriously get over it ur under 13. u dnt even kno wat its like out in the real world. i kno that there are some kids that really hav problems but really there are too many kids that think they hav life so hard wen really they havnt gone through shit!!!!
04 Dec 2008 meet a guy death by heartache
04 Dec 2008 Jess Neufeld I am not 13, I don't have any problems, I drink when I go out with friends, I don't do drugs. My family is unreal and loving, I have lots of friends, I play a university sport, YET I still feel sad. I can't tell people whats wrong when they ask because I don't even know whats wrong. I just sometimes think that life is not worth it and life after death would be so much easier. I have so much going for me, but i just always feel the pressure, like maybe i dont want to be successful. Sometimes I feel myself wanting to have an abusive family or a drug problem or go to jail, just so I have something wrong with me! What is my problem?
04 Dec 2008 xxemoqueenxx look if your into killing yourself that bad im here to help. i have tried so many times and it has not worked. i have many reasons y i wanna stop, but i tried suicide because i used to be abused, verbally and physically. i dont anymore but it was hard to overcome it. i will help anyone that would talk to me. it will be only between u and me. noone else. ill try my best to understand and help u and ill listen. so e-mail me if you want.
03 Dec 2008 Troy Troys guide to escaping the mental ward.

*note* to hide guide put a fake to do list over
it with a paper Staple and a fudge "think postive"
note on the footnote of the to do list page.

eg;

checklist:



to do:



dates:



numbers:


*guide*

your mental status.

step 1 checkmate.

you need to leave your docter in the dark with your
mind set in order to leave.

you have to leave him in check mate.

so he doesn't know if your subtley withdrawing
in a bad or in a good way.

like the orgins of social withdrawal.
he must not know your reasons.

step 2

don't make any drastic actions into
reaction of how they responded to the
reason,you are being held there.

do subtle slow changes and he won't
suspect spoofed recovery.
ir you don't or are not what the
docter said you had.

hint pointer.

all ungraceful actions will make
them tighten there grip on you.

last note...

above all

don't be hostile.

keep your chin up.

ok now the reasons for steps 1 and 2.

step 1 is so your docter can't be certain on your
mental status and can't force you to talk openly
and therefore giving him nothing to hold you
against your will.

step 2 is a spoof recovery,this is a play,to
make it look like you just got over your tramua
induced state and woke up from a delusional world.
but its only an act to get you out.

this means,only the sane ppl use
this method,insane ppl are normal.

now about sucide,if you have nothing going
for you,believe me we have all been there.

i am not afriad to die,im just afriad of failure.

listen to this...
youtube - popcorn by hot butter!!! (original)
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4ckFN96-k

thats the music from my year 9 sex eductaion video.
....xD

think of it this way when you were born you won the
lottory.

gods pocket watch has a tear drop on it with the kiss dynasty
symbol.

666 the beast breathes fire to kiss dynasty i was made for loving you.mp3

just make sure if you do it,its what you want before you do it.
i got thrown in a mental ward for being normal (insane)

*passing a psyche docter test cheat*

answer yes or no.

say the sky is blue.

i remmber my gf's birthday.

the meaning of life is 42.

and i hate abba.

also say ink blots are fun
they remind me of a venus sperm trap.

for any questions questioning my sanity
that are in my favor the answer will be
no.

if the context is in my favor.

also a problem seems to be caused by LOL_I_DUNNO_WHAT_IS_WRONG_WITH_YOUR_COMPUTER

for all other answers press hash

#go fish..


Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=8md51JnCNFQ
plays...please wait your call will be
answered shortly.

tele adverts.

Dr Kawashima's Brain Washing
The point where Nintendo was forced to use subliminal messaging to sell its new product.
"Look into the screen...you are feeling sleepy...you are under my control... hear my
voice...BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII... 321
and you're back in the room".

Brittany spears newest perfume
Make your man, hiss and foam at the mouth.
With La smelly cat.

sudoku activity and an online degree was
detected your call was rejected.

Kool & The Gang - Ladies Night *plays*
**********

ok just a few things you should know.

beware what ever you say infront of your docter
they can bend the truth and write it in 3 rd
person.

whats common sense is if you hear voices
never ever admit to hearing them,thats just
common sense,else they will hold you against
your will a long time under the mental health
act 2008.

amanda van stones tantric mantra.

now when they hit you with sucide related
questions don't puase or stop to think
when they ask them or your fucked

just say no by default...

just be calm and collected
don't be sauve they hate it
its like satire to them.

remmber when the docter writes on your file
its in there words and not yours,beware.

credits...


Troy+melissa= trouble

R.I.P ROC....xD




03 Dec 2008 Troy Troy says

Hey guys guess where I was…xD

In a mental hospital,to make a long story short
,I tried to be funny infront of a psychologist
that had no sense of humor.

Eg; instead of saying “oh look its tom cruise”

Mina xD wink wink

Replace the tom cruise with borat…..LOL

I saw mohpus mowing his lawn,and then xenu
Came on my lawn and kicked my dog..etc..xD

For mouchettes sake here is my official suicide suggestion

Harakiri by wii remote.

Harakiri
(Japan) ritual suicide by self-disembowelment on a sword; practiced by
warriors in the traditional Japanese society


*tele-advert*
Dr Kawashima's Brain Washing
The point where Nintendo was forced to use subliminal messaging to sell
its new product. "Look into the screen...you are feeling sleepy...you
are under my control... hear my voice...BUY A WII BUY A WII BUY A WII
BUY A WII... 321 and you're back in the room".

LOL ...xD

hugs*

tears*

and oxymorons for all...

to be contined.....
03 Dec 2008 Chris when you try so hard and so long without success, when you can not sleep st night and the pain is crushing you. When there is nobody who undderstands you and the ones you talk to laugh at you. When people tell you "thats the stupiest thing to do". When you are 30 and you never felt love in your life - neither to give nor to take. When everything around you annoys you. When you wear a mask in front of everyone to keep your job and not to be thrown in an mental institute, because nobody understands you. When you are different and you cant say why. When nothing that you ever do really is fun. When youu cant remember the last time that you laughed. When you keep crying at night and there is nobody to care for you. When loneliness is the way of life. When you are too ugly and no girl considers you... When all hope is gone and despite waiting big time, it doesnt feel better. When you dont believe in miracles any longer.... all that is me. And dont you dare telling me that I dont have right for it!
03 Dec 2008 Tanya If anyone really is thinking about suicide and needs help and doesn't know what to do.. you can contact me and maybe i'll change your mind for suicide isn't the way to go at all.
02 Dec 2008 The heretic its my last day in the mental ward.

and i think i have found out the meaning of life.

the meaning of life is to live the life
your givin and not wrap it in cotton wool.

this doesn't mean you let your life go,
this means you should cherish your life
from beginning to end.

the meaning of life is reproof of
instruction,the search for truth.

666

the beast breathes fire to kiss dynasty - i was made for loving you.mp3

turn to gensis,death just gave you a
extra day to your life,cherish it.

p.s

the mental ward in australia

mental health act 2008

is fucked up

i see the sudoku firing squad torrow.

the best way to kill your self is the
death of hope.

chin up guys,the the amount of sorrow
a person can hold in there heart and
still keep his sanity is what
makes that person rank.

gods pocket watch has a tear drop on it
with the kiss dynasty symbol on it.


My doctors frequently shit there pants, they sense my dark masculinity
Every time I talk to them……xD

*kiss dynasty air guiter* xD


i'll be back....

wink at miss murder 667

xD
02 Dec 2008 Claire Hey everyone,
Been reading a few of the responses on the website and just wanted to add my own thoughts. As much as I understand what people here are saying, the ones who are serious at least, yes sometimes suicide seems like the best answer. To those who criticise the site's purpose, pretending theres nothing wrong never solves anything and if the people here know they genuinely want to die, then yes they know how they feel.
Mainly though I wanted to talk about a girl at my school who killed herself in July. She was 14, I never knew her, but she hanged herself in her room. She went to school on the thurday, and on the following morning her parents called up to say she was dead. All this without a word to her friends, family or boyfriend. She wasn't fat or ugly or stupid and she had many friends.
I remember walking home past the bus queue after the assembly. They wouldn't tell us how she died but by monday morning it was all around the school. I remember how the wordless screams of her classmates were one of the most terrible sounds I have ever hear in my life. I would have hugged them if not for social restrictions. Mainly I wanted to say that, well I'm not even sure, I guess it just made me reflect on how you'd never think of the pain it can cause. Things do get better, less than a year ago I could have easily killed myself if it wasn't for my cowardice. I literally couldn't see the point of living, and at the moment I'm suffering from depression but I've still got so much I want to do when I recover that killing myself is out of the question. Things can only get better.
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