Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Sep 2008 Spooky Penguin pffft.

I still write here, what a joke. I'm a joke. We're all jokes. Anyways I'm no here to pester you with ridiculous ideology or stupid sentences that you can't relate to. No, no, I'm here to call upon another of your worthless twats. In-fact I've read the posts of Kuborion and all of the relevant and witty things he has to say to you lot of readers.
God if there's any hope for meaning you'll find it in the things that he writes.(or she, not sure sorry.)

Your fucking brilliant Kuborion, please continue being brilliant and writing short things I can read then run outside and think about over a cigarette.

Yours truly,

Spooky Mother Fucking Penguin
19 Sep 2008   This is a website that has profound things to say about life and God that you might appreciate:
19 Sep 2008 Troy Troy says

hey guys
mouchette why are you taking
so long to update the page,i've done
like 3 other posts and they all have
Educational information in them like this one related to the topic

are you running sin clair 2k?

gah windows is so gay,it feels like im typing with a
Ojiui board,someone hack windows and change the start
theme to korn so microsoft commits suicide already.


ok Mouchette

who do you think would win?

Mr. Hyde or the hulk?

gucess what i pick locks with?


my cia issue lock pick,my credit card
thats right,my credit card and my foot
on the door.


gucess what i did today?

guys,i get about 15 spam email messages a day
if you never check it,you should have about
800 spam messages by now if your with windows
hotmail,the spam messages are Usually about
something really annoying,either legal european
vigra or used sex dolls,i got an email that made
it thru the spam fitler.

Personal Dietician
No more cravings - just compliments. A plan that truly works.

wtf google thinks im a fat chick now?

sorry ladies who are err,lets say my cawk isn't big enough for


ok guys what i was doing is whoever spamed my email address i would
send them a email with the title hammer time,and when they opened
it they would see that i just sent them the lyrics to-
MC hammer-U Can't Touch This

i've sent about 10 in the last week,im sure a few of those spammers
are saying WTF ITS MC HAMMER,i just got owned.

Mc hammer-U Can't Touch This

who ever wants to listen to it.

watch the famliy guy version of it.

peter time

*suicide suggestion*

a classic way to die would be to leave the hair dryer pluged in
and drop it in the bath tub while your in it,with the tub with
water in it.

you would die knowing you did it like they did it in the

i can't think of a more Dignified way to go.

Lethal injection is not the way to go
they make you wear Diapers,cos ppl who
die that way crap there pants.

thank miss b for that,she told me
i had no idea,i was gonna do that cos
my parents plan to kick me out in a week
either that or sign up for an organ donors
card and comatose,but its ok for now,a meeting
about Rental assistance was canceled and changed
so i have another week.


the person that was gonna pick me up,had to visit her
husband in hospital,im glad that happened,they were
Patronizing and using me,and yet they still expect me
work for there drool on your self and fart smell company.

Troy says

18 Sep 2008 Easier Said Than Done No-One Ever Finds Life Worth Living; They Have To Make It Worth Living
18 Sep 2008 Please kill me now I'm pretty sure there is nothing wrong with me. Just something very very wrong with this fucked up world. I'm not sick and i'm not mental the only sick is i'm fucking SICK OF ALL THE SHIT. I have a right to feel this way. Anyone does. And without being judged or sent away to a mental place or drugged up. Aren't people allowed to feel? But just because others see it as a bad thing the tell us its wrong and that needs to be fixed. Why can't we just die if we want. I'm not afraid of death and i ask for it every day. I am a coward. But in the way that i'm too cowardly to end my life myself. I'm not selfish. Fuck all the people who say i am. People wanting me to carry on living in this pain are the selfish ones. Because who would wish that of anyone? To live a life of pain? If you ask me that sounds rather more selfish to me. I'm not trying to hurt anyone but i just can't be bothered anymore. I can't wait to die and just wish this life would hurry up and take me. I'm pretty sure everyone will get over it and forget about me. At least i can say i tried. But it didn't work.
Well fingers crossed my time comes soon...
17 Sep 2008 Kuborion Hmmm... I wonder whad death feels like.
Please, guys, if any of you actually kills him/herself, come and tell me.
Pretty please.
17 Sep 2008 mike hurt me therefore i will die! im kill myself tonight. whats the best way? slit wrists? overdose? drowning? hanging? what?
17 Sep 2008 please post he did exactly like eveyone else done in my life. walk all over me then turn around and leave me, backstab me. guys are jerks! especially every one named mike!
15 Sep 2008 please post because of so many people and so much shit im gunna drowm myself in the lake tonight at midnight. there is no one there for me. people just push me away. they hang out with me then after a few months they move on saying "i will try" in reference to calling me. i am done and therefore i will die a happy die tonight for my spirit will be free!!
12 Sep 2008 Chad Austin I dont even know where to start. I was born i guess is a good place to start. My aunt physically and sexually abused me. All I know is I am thinking about suicide. I need someone to talk to. I cant take this. I just want to die.
10 Sep 2008 Nancy Suicide is the answer.
So, do it.
Give everyone the sweet satisfaction of knowing they fucked you.
You can join me in my quest as a vagabond and change the world.
We can chill, abuse an assortment of illict drugs, drink breast milk and save the world.
Sounds great, eh?
I'm Nancy.
That's my dream.
So, suck it.
10 Sep 2008   I don,t really know yet and nerver ask me that question ever again or else i will hurt you so much so watch out
07 Sep 2008 Jeff Wonders how many people who wrote on this board are dead now.

Even if it's only 5%, lots of ghosts haunting this board.
06 Sep 2008 spo cool. mouchette.

I thought i was done with this shit. I thought nothing ment anything to me anymore, but I keep getting drawn back into the world.
it's like a get everything I want and don't know what to do with it.
05 Sep 2008 Ooky Slowly kill yuurself, it will be so much better then quick && painless. Start now.
04 Sep 2008 I hope all those do-gooders and positive thinkers will get the fuck out of this place.
04 Sep 2008 Jodie I speant almost a year in a Child & Adolecent Psychiatric Unit and got out in July 08. I was admitted when i told my psychologist i had plans to kill myself and i attempted to jump off a bridge so i was assesed and there i went (voluntary). i was discharged a few months later and re admitted one month after i was dischared under the Mental Health Act 44, i was put into an adult unit and then transferred back to the childrens unit. I have tryed to commit suicide countless of times but have always been under observation or mucked up the attempt, i have taken 4 overdoses, slit both wrists and thighs, tryed to hang myself 3 times, i have jump into freezing cold water from a bridge, i have tryed stabbing myself, i have tryed jumping a building to land breaking my ankle and ribs. you name it i have tryed it. and not one of them has worked successfully. i have PTSD and other severe anxiety disorders and low mood. I'm telling everyone here that it is not easy to just think about killing yourself and even trying it, if you dont know what your doing youll always live, suicide is scary even when you attempt to do it. I under go Psychotherapy Groups, Family therapy, Indvidual therapy and been under a CTO. If oyu really want to kill yourself i suggest jumping off a very hig thing would be the best way out!. but more so i suggest you go see a mental health proffesional. coming on here proves you dont want to die anyway, you woulda done it before coming on this site!.
03 Sep 2008 jimmy i am 12 i want to take a knife to my throat i really do but i cant bring myself up to do it help me should i or shouldnt i
03 Sep 2008 erika. wow. this thread is depressing.
well; i have to admitt i have thought about killing myself numberous times, and cut myself once or twice, and you wanna know why?

all because stupid, immature girls were picking at me.
what the hell was i expecting?
they still pick on me;
but i dont care.
i dont give a fuck.
i keep my head high and smile;
and laugh at THEM behind THEIR backs for beign so utterly stupid and childish.

need help?
email me.
i can garuntee you i'll fix your problems like that. *snap*
because i've been through it all, family and friendwise.

im not a specialy trained therapist who will give you some voodoo shit and play reverse psychology crap.
im a real person.
im thirteen.
i know it sounds stupid; eh?
a thirteen year old girl;
offering help to people at any age.
but dont judge.
i may save your life.
four others have already been saved because of me.
will you be next?

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