Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
02 Jul 2009 |{urse Jump off a huge building with a cell phone, Call someone who cares on the way down.

-or-

climb headfirst (feetfirst if you like pain) into a wood chipper, aim the discharge chute (with bag removed) at some assholes house (the white house maybe).
01 Jul 2009 billy the royal court magician one of the first rock stars and sex symbols of medieval times was merlin the royal court magician who supposedly lived in the times of king author and sir lancelot putting the year somewhere in the 1100's. it was said that merlin had the power to disappear and reappear at will. he could shape shift and summon demons,dragons, and beast of all shapes and size. by some he was described as a handsome dark haired man who dressed in the fanciest of garbs. you could imagine how young men would want to emulate such a prolific man and how women would cream in their panties. by others he was described as a hunchback ugly man who would steal your child for for the unspeakable acts of his wizardry. unlike the king and the good sir whose stories have been romanticized to the point of fairytales merlin the man may have never existed. real or not real in his day Merlin's' exploits were the talk of every village far and wide. even now his name appears in many aspects of pop culture. he is a snapshot of everything and nothing folded up in a book on your shelf.
alchemy* at the time was considered to be the same as magic, because the men who practiced the craft kept its secrets well guarded, mainly for profit, but i suspect they got of on the mystery and allure surrounding the subject. to this day any respectable magician will not give away his secrets. like then and like now there is no such thing as magic. today the word magician is used at kiddie parties and retirement communities, go figure, the term now is illusionist. as if to say to believe in magic is to believe in witchcraft, you dance with the devil.
one of merlins most infamous illusions were before the eyes of his king he turned lead int gold.now think about what he made them believe he could do.he took one of the most abundant metals and turned it into the most precious metal on earth. so needless to say this made merlin the mother fucking the man. this also sent the other alchemist into a frenzy trying to recreate the miracle that was nothing more than a parlor trick, and to this day people still use the phrase 'trying to turn lead into gold' when describing the impossible. now i have never turned lead into gold, but i have turned bread into mold and with that i may have done more than old merlin ever has.
an illusion is merely an act of deception and the magic is in the minds and on the faces of the sucker. i am the wizard of my domain everyday and in anyway i will deceive whoever i can to get what i want. i disappear when things get heavy and i reappear at the most opportune moment. i can morph my appearance and my demeanor to fit into any crowd. i summon beast with the flick of my cell phone fury and they swoop in and destroy my enemies. by the light of day i am a handsome man on the cutting edge of fashion all the ladies want me and all the guys want to be me. in the street lights and shadows i'm mr. hyde hideous and livid. i am on the tip of every tongue, yet no one knows me. i am the modern day magician. i am the full metal alchemist. i am your drug dealer.





*alchemy/noun/ a medieval chemical science and speculative philosophy aiming to achieve the transmutation of base elements into gold, the discovery of a cure for any ailments, prolonging life, and human transmutation.

billy the freak
01 Jul 2009 Roger Roger The cliche suicide victim says "I can't take it anymore!"

Can't take what, exactly?

Try to pinpoint exactly what it is thats bothering you and try your best to articulate it into words.

"Life" or "the pain of existence" isn't a good enough answer. Of course existing is painful. The funny thing is that the ability to feel pain is what's kept organisms ALIVE for billions of years. Its up to the organism to find out what is making it hurt and then to avoid that or at least try to develop a tolerance to it.

Use all your energy to find out what's bothering you. Your life depends on it. Over and out.

-Roger Roger
01 Jul 2009 Truth Seeker Suicide is a hoax perpetuated by pharmaceutical companies who try to scare the money out of your wallet. They make you buy "pills" that "fix" your "depression." Self-termination cannot be done, just like landing on the moon.
30 Jun 2009 no the best way is by old age. live a long life and die wishing you had done more things
29 Jun 2009 Miss Emily and lord Guillaume eaten by foxes.
29 Jun 2009   mouchette, I don't think I can maintain myself anymore. I can't keep track of tomorrow or the next day, or yesterday or a year ago. There will be no resolution, just more blood, and less tears, more music will bend above my head. More alcohol will keep me ripe and nostalgic and real. I don't think I will ever resolve, or sustain. I wish I were a piano.

P.S.
I miss you.
29 Jun 2009 maggie You could try jumping in front of a moving vehicle. That's always fun, oh and you could take sleeping pills if that does'nt work. Hope that helps!
27 Jun 2009 Dylan Well, I am 15, and before i tell the best way to do it, im going to tell my life story.

I was brought into this world by 2 drug smoking parents. heroin, crack, you name it. They also idolized and completely loved my older brother. To my surprise they were busted for the drugs and divorced the same day. That day was my 10th birthday. Now I have to deal with the constant threats of both my parents releasing all their stress on me. both telling me that 1. they both want to commit suicide and 2. I was a mistake.
at school up until 8th grade i was an average student with a few friends. when i went into highschool however i learned that no one liked me, ad the only thing i was good at was playing videogames.
I had also went from being an average student to D's and F's because i dont even want to try anymore. I have no friends now and probably dont have enough money to go to college. my parents wasted all the money on my brother, the baseball star.
I cant take it anymore and want to die.
Ive tried pills. cutting myself.
but an idea i came up with is combining rat poisoning and moth balls into a drink, and if that doesnt work theres jumping off a building.

I dont want help. i know my life has no meaning anymore.

oh btw, heres a tip. i lied a lot in my life and for once im telling the truth. time to test out the rat ball smoothie.
27 Jun 2009 m. d. w. Get a grown-up to help.
27 Jun 2009 SOPHIE BROWN I REALLY WANT TO DIE MY MUM HITS ME AND I CRY FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS GRRRR I H8 MY LYF MY DAD SCARES ME ALL MII FRIENDS R FADEIN AWAY I AM OVA WEIGHT IM 11:13 STONE AND IM 11 BUDLY HELL THA BEST WAY TO DIE IS JUST TO KILL YA SELF BY JUMPING OWT YA WINDOW OR GETTING A BIG KNIFE AND DRIVING IT RITE THROUGH THA HEART GRRRRR I WISH I HAD THE COURAGE TO DO THA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW ANYONE OWT THER WHO WANT TO DIE TAKE MY ADVICE OKI JUST KILL YA SELF
26 Jun 2009 Walter Hi... I'm looking for Mindy... anyone seen her? No? Ok. Bye now.
26 Jun 2009 trick I feel the emptiness that most of you feel, why waste your time reading this, i am a lost cause.
25 Jun 2009   I'm sure the universe goes on forever, stop tripping out, your invisible and nobody really knows anything so what are you so concerned about.
24 Jun 2009 l.k.k. take a whole bunch of sleeping pills or overdose on something, i think that would be painless..take some poison that will knock you out quickly...or maybe jumping off a building..a really tall building so that when u jump its a nice fall down and once you finally hit the ground you'll be shattered so you hardly get the time to feel the pain.
23 Jun 2009 rusted from the rain. please don't kill yourselves, it is not worth it.

life sucks. but you become numb to the pain. so let it hurt for a while. and then one day you'll wake up and realize that you don't care that it hurts. and it doesn't bother you that you don't care. and slowly life will not be able to hurt you anymore. just keep moving on. from what i hear, 2012 is the end of the world. what's another 2 years, eh? come on kids, just keep moving. it will get easier. trust me.
21 Jun 2009   xbeautyinthebreakdown@hotmail.com

please talk to me before it's too late
20 Jun 2009 crazy pie man cook a meat pie improperly
eat the meat pie and then you die.
19 Jun 2009 suicide goddess suicide is the only option you have left when there is not 1 fucked up person to give a fuck about you. thats when you come up with so much time that all you can do to fill the time is think of suicide and ways to kills yourself even if they end up not working but its perfect time for you to find out YOURSELF how to die when NOT 1 FUCKED UP PERSON IS THERE TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!
19 Jun 2009 :( I cry myself to sleep every single night of the week
I need someone to speak to before it's too late
Please email me and help me, or even talk to me
It's always nice to speak to someone who won't judge me, and has a basic idea of what i'm on about..
I'd rather talk to a randomer than my friends, i'm not an attention seeker i promise

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