|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|20 Jul 2001||farhad||go to a pedophile and ask him to fuck you till you bleed to death|
|20 Jan 2001||carlos||Watching a loop of the famous Picachu electricity sequence, for 8 consecutive hours, with a philips 35cm tv. gaffer-taped to your head...|
|02 Nov 2000||jamesk||Make friendswith a murderous pedophile|
|01 Dec 1999||phill||The first thing you want to do if you are going to commit suicide is dress up in your best clothes put on your makeup and make yourself as beautiful as possible (if your going to die you might as dress for the occasion). Next, you put on some music something nice and relaxing maybe Kenny G. then you set up a video camera to record your final moments of life for posterity. Now with everything ready you sit on the edge of your bed take out a large and extremely sharp knife, say your final words to the camera and eviscerate yourself. This is a painful way to die but it will never be forgotten.|
|29 Nov 1999||phillip cannon||to swallow a bottle of tylenol, or inject an air bubble into your veins, which will make you heart explode.|
|04 Nov 1999||simon||Piss off the localpedophile so much that he rapes you and then kills you.|
|04 Nov 1999||James||1.) Find a pedophile chatroom on the internet.
2.) Make a friend.
3.) Agree to meet this "friend".
|29 Oct 1999||Phil||with lots of presentation... jumping infront of trains/cars/trucks/busses is always a messy way to do it but sorta lame... if u want to leave someone with tons of guilt, u do it in a public place, holding a knife to one's neck while asking a stranger for assistance is always good... if you want to be really creative... when you're in school, assuming you still go to school, holding a sharp object, something like a large knife or a sharp stick to your chest and falling directly on it in front of the classroom should kill u and really mess up the heads of your classmates|
|28 Oct 1999||Jimbo||take 13 doses of LSD and play in Traffic|
|01 Dec 1998||MMSK||The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to become an adult and bore yourself to dead!|