Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
23 Apr 2018 Lux Rindol A pig is a filthy beast. All day long content to lay and roll and wade in its own excriment. I can not think of another creature that is as filthy. Even a dog will lick itself to freshen up a bit. And a dog will eat its own vomit without missing a beat. But the pig does posess the quaility to be content with all the crap around him. Oh how i envy the swine. I have ever rising mountian chains of crap around me and the state of being content is elusive. This is the thought I have when I eat some dead pig. As i chew the dead pig, when the pig was alive then he was better off than I. How grand it must be to not give a fuck about anything as much as a pig does not. Especialy the one in my belly, i want my babyback babyback babyback babyback ribs
23 Apr 2018 Alex Car voltage battery
22 Apr 2018 Darrel The best thing for you is whenever the thought of suicide pops up to use self discipline and stop that thought and think about some thing else. Dont give into those urges. Don't give in to those burning desires to end your life. The more you think about it the higher the chance of you attempting suicide. And an attempt at suicide is making out with death. If you don't stop the making out part it will progress to foreplay, and before you know it resistance is futile and you will loose your death virginity. You can only be a good little virgin once. After that you are maggot food.
22 Apr 2018 Sean McAllistor I have an upcoming art display at the Bozar Center in Brussels. May 22, 2018. Several artists including myself have done a collaboration of art works to be included in this gallery. The art works will be auctioned about a week once the gallery is removed. 100 % of the money will be donated to medical research for neurosurgery, more specifically pain management for serious pain. The goal is to get people pain relief without having to use addictive medications. I have lost someone to suicide because they broke their back and became addicted to oxycotin. They could not deal with the withdrawals and the doctor wouldn't give anymore medication.
22 Apr 2018 Randy An idea for traveling salesman:
Go fork yourself.
22 Apr 2018 Saam Lham Doobalie On good friday in the land of phillipenos they hold a festival, of sorts. 80 percent of of the whole country is catholic. And so the people parade around whipping themselves and bleeding everywhere to attone for sins and maybe get wishes granted. Total b.s. And they even crucify themselves. This is where you come in. Next good friday you will be passport ready and plane fair for a one way trip. You get there and hop up on one of the timbers and say, do me i am next. You get crucified. If that idea does not seem interesting there is always the old reliable method of hanging. Dont listen to those that say i had the noose on my neck but i couldnt jump or kick the chair. Thats just an attention whore running thier mouth. If they wanted to die they wouldnt need a chair they would squeeze it way to tight tie it off and lay down comfortably on a bed and wait.
21 Apr 2018 Nanami Poison
21 Apr 2018 pellet wish hard enough
20 Apr 2018 Lets get this party started. The very best way is when one of your friends parents leaves town you throw a party. A suicide party. But no one knows that part, yet. Invite the whole school. Even peers from various other socialite identity groups. Even the groups you would never talk to unless you had to. Tell them whatever to get them to come, even if its not true. Now you show up to the party walk in semi pumped with good vibes and tones, but just loud enough everyone can hear you say "lets get this party started" then you pull out a totaly concealed pistol, stick it in your mouth and blow your brains out.
20 Apr 2018 ....... Are you for real!!! People like you are the reason why the world is so fucking wrong
19 Apr 2018 Captian Morgan Alcohol poisoning.
19 Apr 2018 Captian Jack Sparrow The best way to kill yourself is go to the beach and hang seafood all over you. The seagulls will swoop in with razor sharp webbed talons and beaks that would make any woodpecker blush and peck you to death. The seagulls will swarm you and eat you.
18 Apr 2018 Craig Suicide is a wonderful way to frame someone for murder. Just make it look like there was a struggle.
18 Apr 2018 Traveling salesman As a traveling salesman i get sent on assignments that some times are boring, sometimes they are dangerous. But this assignment is probably going to be the death of me. I have to go to china and wear a fork costume. I give away a fork per person i speak with. The chinese are very resistant to the western culture of the fork. They are prefer chop stics. They want me to sell forks in china.
18 Apr 2018 My friends call me bob. The popularity of ending your life as one goes on some sort of killing or maiming spree is growing. It is not just shootings. People are running thru mini malls stabbing and slicing people. Isnt that just wonderful? You need new shoes and when you go out shopping some lunatic crack head who is at the end of his rope decides to take a bunch of people with him down to the grave before the cops get there and hide outside for eleven minutes before moving in. And then the cops unload on this poor tormented soul killing him. So if you want to kill yourself just go shopping. Some asshole may just try and involve you in his problems and in doing so you get chaulk lined and a free photo shoot. Its so common no one even says going postal anymore.... remember the first shooting, a disgruntled postal worker? We all have good chances of getting shot or our head cut off when we go out. My question is why dont these people do something like, instead of shooting up a school or a concert, or a gay bar, why not go to these call centers with scammers and telemarketers and shoot all of those halfwits. Some may even sing thier praises for going out like that.
18 Apr 2018 Simone Zen BEING STABBED BY AN ELF
18 Apr 2018 T A big wheel of cheese. Real big. It has to roll over you and crush you.
18 Apr 2018 Reparations my white ass The best way to kill yourself if you are a pround black person is join one of those proud black person supremecy clubs like black lives matter. Thats all you have to do. Once you embrace that lifestyle and pattern of thinking you are already dead. And you allow people to do things to you like give you blood tranfusions with hiv in it, give it to all in need in tbe motherland and years later say oops the hiv got in there because we used monkey plasma. And tbe truth is they never used monkey plasma for humans. They lied because they want all tbe darkies to die. Just hang yourself.
18 Apr 2018 Viva la migra adios mojados The best way to kill yourself if you are a hispanic and also are an illegal immagrant is to turn yourself in to be deported. The cartels have a form of witchcraft, voodoo, and catholic stuff all intermingled. The patron saint of this religion is a skeleton in a black robe with a hood and has a scyth. Basicly, they worship death. And thats whats up with the carnage. Chopping people up into small pieces, cutting face off so it can be worn as a mask. And they do this everyday. So when you get deported the cartels will be like... fresh meat sacks. So just turn yourself in now. Its suicide. Or better still, why dont you guys band together and exterminate the cartels?
17 Apr 2018 Non domestic disturbance I am so disappointed right now. I called the suicide hotline and people are so nice and want to talk. I was hoping for some party line music and people to talk to. I wasnt going to kill myself i just wanted to listen to people killing themselves. But they insisted i tell the truth about wanting to kill myself. So i asked the guy if anyone ever killed themselves he was talking to on the suicide hotline. He said yes and i asked if i can work there. He hung up. So i called back and asked for a supervisor. It was the same guy and he told me to go hang myself in my closet. I have the phone convo recorded. I want to get this guy fired. He sounded like he beats his wife and kids.

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