|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|31 Oct 1999||old man||to grow up|
|31 Oct 1999||Jucky||Take away the food dish of a dog that isn't through eating. (It works best if the animal is large with a bad temper, although try it on a chihuahua and there wouldn't be enough left of you to bury)|
|31 Oct 1999||Ross||Well since I tried it and was declared clinically dead I really don't recommend it too highly as it is the most frightening thing you will ever try. Move on to a new buzz word and leave Suicide alone.
PS: my girlfriend and long term companion killed herself last year. Don't try it and certainly don't think about it. It only leads to people like me...
|31 Oct 1999||Jeff||When I was under 13, actually from the time my mom married my stepfather until I was about 16 I thought about this a lot. I used to dream of throwing myself from the grand canyon or the empire state building and feeling the peace of a certain soon-to-be-realized destiny of WHICH I HAD CONTROL! my best was falling... Maybe a set of miniscule wings would be helpful... but i would have definitely fallen.|
|31 Oct 1999||yr mom||have sex|
|31 Oct 1999||None||Put a shotgun in your pussy and pull the trigger until it goes "click".|
|31 Oct 1999||William E. Rumsey||I'm not sure, but I'm willing to bet the bible has something in it that will help you.|
|31 Oct 1999||meg||Jumping off the slide|
|30 Oct 1999||zaid fakhouri||to drink a fine tasted medicine|
|30 Oct 1999||steve||a noose, a knife, a bottle of arsenic and 10 sticks of dynamite|
|30 Oct 1999||joe||drown yourself|
|30 Oct 1999||daniel||Gorge yourself on a great meal, have sex with the man/woman who turns you on the most, doing everything you've never dared to admit you wanted to do. Then get two cinderblocks, put your arms through the holes and handcuff yourself. Walk into the sea and take a deep breath. This will take courage and determination, but that is part of suicide.|
|30 Oct 1999||Lauren||razorblades, quick and inexpensive. Good shocker as well.|
|30 Oct 1999||Dan||By submitting to the distractions inflicted on us all by the media as a whole (I.E.: Barney)|
|30 Oct 1999||Fizzy||Hanging or jump from a large bridge|
|30 Oct 1999||Still not ready||The best way is to commit suicide is to allow it to happen, naturally !
But be prepared, It can be pleasurable and at times, inflict unbearable pain, It may take a lifetime to achieve the final results.
|30 Oct 1999||Brian Duggan||Well when I was 13, I thought about filling my school bag with bricks and jumping off a bridge.|
|30 Oct 1999||F.C.||Little children should kill themselves by hanging themselves from swingsets on a windy day, so they sway in the breeze.|
|30 Oct 1999||neo||I go to www.hell.com only to find you trying to kill yourself... not to mention that the last time you updated "the best answers of 1999" was on my birthday . . but anyways, what are you doing?! You are going off "mainstream society" in order to gain recognition and popularity because different is in and by asking what is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13, you are basically getting attention because this a different and unique approach to being different and that's why people are interested but soon it will fade unless you keep doing new things spontaneously (which is a contradiction of itself but then again, it's not) which you are doing and therefore it won't fade. I don't know how you will react to this (you will probably react by answering this with a statement that makes my answer just like anyone elses: unique but just that), but whatever, i just have to say this and then i'll end it ! I don't know how you will react to this, but when we meet, i will tell you or rather show this power we all have and not trying to be cocky or anything, you enjoy spending time with me as i will enjoy spending time with you and once i go back from meeting you, you won't ask this question no more . . . i guarantee it . . . and what question will you be asking then? well, i'll tell you when i meet you. take care.
Also, if being different, unique, and spontaneous is the new and kool thing to be in life, as you so promote it yourself, then soon that will be a repetitive and boring thing and anyone who does will be normal . . so then, the people that are not like us (different, unique, and spontaneous) and are more ordinary and stuff, then these people will be consider different.
So in other words, whether you want to or not, everything becomes a fad and that everything becomes a cliche and basically everything is a circle what comes around goes around. So basically, what is the thing that will be not repetitive nor a cliche, but rather a unique approach to life in every era? well, once again i'll tell you when I met you. Sorry about that. Take care of yourself. Bye
|30 Oct 1999||nikicoco||well frankly if you're under 13 and allowing yourself to taste the notion of suicide then you must already know, so for you to be asking such a question, I presume that you are seeking something else...|