What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

22 Aug 2022 3 8 billion people in the world today. Average time a human goes pee pee is 6-8 but 10-12 is not unheard of. With the average number being 2000, as in 2000ml per pee pee. Do the math. This is enough piss to have a river. And this does not include all the animals, this is just humans. So, in 365 days, some people refer to this as a year, that is daily a river of piss. Just going into our lakes and rivers, seeping in to the eart5hs crust.

17 Aug 2022 Nipson Hard In last weeks episode, it was my birthday and they baked me a carrot cake with some icing that was lifechanging. They comically forgot to inform me that they put habaneros in the batter. So my fourth bite in and the uncontrollable tears pour, snot bubbles bubbling, and a chemical war being waged in my mouth. The episode ended late that evening with me being burned the second time... While on the toilet before bed.
This weeks episode will explore the dangers of arse hair, and spontaneous combustion. And remember, only you can prevent wildfire, and the last thing we need is a flaming ass, poping off farts so big. Be like a stanky flame thrower.

10 Aug 2022 truth It should be fairly easy to get a wu-flu "vax-EEns"
After that just wait for heart inflamation, heart go boom. Or it will give you cancer. Or the prions will give you dementia and turn your brain into banana pudding.
And lets not forget. They said it was 95% effective. They never said what it was 95% effective at. Its obviously not you wont get sick. Like every other vaxEENs. Really its 95% effective at killing 95% of the people who took it. For science and shit. Welcome to the new age of biological warfare. Genocide. Next up, ww3? Just may very well be. But for sure get ready to be hungry, because they want to starve the world into submission.
So no need to kill yourself. The party is about to begin.

09 Aug 2022 #dontbeafag All the fudge packers are coming out the closet since Putin released monkeypox on the world. And when they do come out the closet with all those bumps, bleeding, oozing infectious nastiness... Lets just break their knees with a tire iron. Every time you hit those knees and crush bone yell loudly, monkey pox. Whamo, monkey pox.

04 Aug 2022 imnotracist to be robbed by a black man

02 Aug 2022 improv comedy night w/popcorn Call around to hardware stores, auto part stores, plumbing supply stores. Ask if they have long zip-ties. Get zipties to your room. Loop them and put around your neck, and cinch it down super tight, so you cant breathe. Then go running around in the living room and watch the panic once they realize you have zip-ties on your neck. And do it when your siblings friends are over. Post tramatize stress their kids out too. They all get to see you turn red, blue, pale, and struggle for air. They will cry a river of tears in your memory. A memory of only a short moment, but the echos of the screams will last a lifetime. However short that may be.

01 Aug 2022 lox get stick at your ass

25 Jul 2022 ⁴⁷t⁶⁶ The best way will depend on the individual. For example, someone who likes sushi, they would fly to Tokyo, eat the finest sushi that can be found worldwide, and very possibly get drunk on some rice wine. Then jam some chop sicks thru your eyes and into your brain. But not everyone like sushi. Some are repulsed. So maybe you like a blended/puree fruit drink all the ignorant ass yuppies call "smoothies". Smh, a global generation of pansy asses who think they are so smart compared to everyone else to ever walk the earth. Yeah, so the best way for someone who likes puree fruit drinks is to get run over by a log truck loaded down and Get turned into a "smoothie".

22 Jul 2022 Noah Take your friend on a walk to the bridge or waterfall damp, once their distracted go over the railing with a huge rock you left there last night, once they see you over the railing, you jump off

05 Jul 2022 k3damon0 cut your nails short until it bleeds and let the infection make its way into your brain

28 Jun 2022 play stupid games, win stupid prizes How to play slit poker. Everyone gets a razor. Now play poker. When you loose a hand you have to make one slit in your wrists. Last one still playing, and pumping blood to their brain wins. Or looses. Depending on players goals.

26 Jun 2022 inmate 978623-01 Watch a few you toobz on starting and driving a motorcycle. Steal a motorcycle. Pop a wheelie right in front of a policeman. When they turn on the siren so you can pull over, flip them the bird, and see how fast the bike will go, right before you cross over into the other lane, into oncoming traffic, right infront of you is a log truck. Loaded down. You will splat like a bug on a windshield. Or you could crash into your local police department.

14 Jun 2022 the big dawg masterbate more than 63 times and you will die from exhaution

11 Jun 2022 courior number 6 I went to a casino in vegas called the ultraluxe. They were all dressed so fancy, and they wore masks. One fellow named mortimer asked me to kill some big ranchers teenage kid who was locked in a walk in freezer in the basement. I told him i didnt have the stomach for it, and pulled out Maria, a tricked out 9mm pistol i got off bennys headless corpse, and i emptied the pistol in his chest. Every one was trying to kill me, but i killed everyone in the casino. But when i went outside the vegas strip police force, which are robots launched 25 missles at me in a second. I never had a chance against those robots.

08 Jun 2022 k Find your favorite dairy farm. Once you have gotten close break out the binuks and scope it out. There will be a smaller building where they take dead cows by front end loader. They put a layer of dead cows then a layer of cow manure in this building. It will be left to rot and make compost. Climb on top of the pile of dead cows, now just wait. Soon enough the loader will bring huge buckets of cow manure. They will bury you. In cow poop. The weight alone would crush your ribs and spine. So it would be quick, and right as the bucket begins to dump moo like a cow . Your body would become compost, bagged, shipped and sold at your local plant selling hub. People will use you as compost to grow vegetables and flowers. If your nutrients are consumed... You will forever be apart of their life. And inevitably, the filth and wretched curses on your life will be the rich inheritance of some health nut. And at this point its also true you would end up as a human turd.

07 Jun 2022 juanito An extremely rapid decapitation. Works every time.
But, if you are just going to throw your life away, come here and make me tacos, wash my dishes, and laundry. I need fresh tacos.

15 May 2022 loanshark start recording a livestream and jump off a building. lots of internet exposure and validation!

04 May 2022 sid rip your fucking skin off cut down to the bone stop eating always hungry always vomitting take a box cutter to your thighs

26 Apr 2022 super hero #71 Reverse ejaculation. So how this works is I have no clue. I just said some words that sounded good and you keep reading.

25 Apr 2022 shark turds float First, acquire a razor blade. Next, find the nearest place to you that has large aquariums and have large sharks. Zoos or salt water exhibits. Go there. Find top of aquarium access. Slice little cuts all over you and jump in.
Note: this should be done when facility attendance is high, preferably with multiple families present, and video recording devices already rolling.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
22 Aug 2022	3	8 billion people in the world today. Average time a human goes pee pee is 6-8 but 10-12 is not unheard of. With the average number being 2000, as in 2000ml per pee pee. Do the math. This is enough piss to have a river. And this does not include all the animals, this is just humans. So, in 365 days, some people refer to this as a year, that is daily a river of piss. Just going into our lakes and rivers, seeping in to the eart5hs crust.
17 Aug 2022	Nipson Hard	In last weeks episode, it was my birthday and they baked me a carrot cake with some icing that was lifechanging. They comically forgot to inform me that they put habaneros in the batter. So my fourth bite in and the uncontrollable tears pour, snot bubbles bubbling, and a chemical war being waged in my mouth. The episode ended late that evening with me being burned the second time... While on the toilet before bed. This weeks episode will explore the dangers of arse hair, and spontaneous combustion. And remember, only you can prevent wildfire, and the last thing we need is a flaming ass, poping off farts so big. Be like a stanky flame thrower.
10 Aug 2022	truth	It should be fairly easy to get a wu-flu "vax-EEns" After that just wait for heart inflamation, heart go boom. Or it will give you cancer. Or the prions will give you dementia and turn your brain into banana pudding. And lets not forget. They said it was 95% effective. They never said what it was 95% effective at. Its obviously not you wont get sick. Like every other vaxEENs. Really its 95% effective at killing 95% of the people who took it. For science and shit. Welcome to the new age of biological warfare. Genocide. Next up, ww3? Just may very well be. But for sure get ready to be hungry, because they want to starve the world into submission. So no need to kill yourself. The party is about to begin.
09 Aug 2022	#dontbeafag	All the fudge packers are coming out the closet since Putin released monkeypox on the world. And when they do come out the closet with all those bumps, bleeding, oozing infectious nastiness... Lets just break their knees with a tire iron. Every time you hit those knees and crush bone yell loudly, monkey pox. Whamo, monkey pox.
04 Aug 2022	imnotracist	to be robbed by a black man
02 Aug 2022	improv comedy night w/popcorn	Call around to hardware stores, auto part stores, plumbing supply stores. Ask if they have long zip-ties. Get zipties to your room. Loop them and put around your neck, and cinch it down super tight, so you cant breathe. Then go running around in the living room and watch the panic once they realize you have zip-ties on your neck. And do it when your siblings friends are over. Post tramatize stress their kids out too. They all get to see you turn red, blue, pale, and struggle for air. They will cry a river of tears in your memory. A memory of only a short moment, but the echos of the screams will last a lifetime. However short that may be.
01 Aug 2022	lox	get stick at your ass
25 Jul 2022	⁴⁷t⁶⁶	The best way will depend on the individual. For example, someone who likes sushi, they would fly to Tokyo, eat the finest sushi that can be found worldwide, and very possibly get drunk on some rice wine. Then jam some chop sicks thru your eyes and into your brain. But not everyone like sushi. Some are repulsed. So maybe you like a blended/puree fruit drink all the ignorant ass yuppies call "smoothies". Smh, a global generation of pansy asses who think they are so smart compared to everyone else to ever walk the earth. Yeah, so the best way for someone who likes puree fruit drinks is to get run over by a log truck loaded down and Get turned into a "smoothie".
22 Jul 2022	Noah	Take your friend on a walk to the bridge or waterfall damp, once their distracted go over the railing with a huge rock you left there last night, once they see you over the railing, you jump off
05 Jul 2022	k3damon0	cut your nails short until it bleeds and let the infection make its way into your brain
28 Jun 2022	play stupid games, win stupid prizes	How to play slit poker. Everyone gets a razor. Now play poker. When you loose a hand you have to make one slit in your wrists. Last one still playing, and pumping blood to their brain wins. Or looses. Depending on players goals.
26 Jun 2022	inmate 978623-01	Watch a few you toobz on starting and driving a motorcycle. Steal a motorcycle. Pop a wheelie right in front of a policeman. When they turn on the siren so you can pull over, flip them the bird, and see how fast the bike will go, right before you cross over into the other lane, into oncoming traffic, right infront of you is a log truck. Loaded down. You will splat like a bug on a windshield. Or you could crash into your local police department.
14 Jun 2022	the big dawg	masterbate more than 63 times and you will die from exhaution
11 Jun 2022	courior number 6	I went to a casino in vegas called the ultraluxe. They were all dressed so fancy, and they wore masks. One fellow named mortimer asked me to kill some big ranchers teenage kid who was locked in a walk in freezer in the basement. I told him i didnt have the stomach for it, and pulled out Maria, a tricked out 9mm pistol i got off bennys headless corpse, and i emptied the pistol in his chest. Every one was trying to kill me, but i killed everyone in the casino. But when i went outside the vegas strip police force, which are robots launched 25 missles at me in a second. I never had a chance against those robots.
08 Jun 2022	k	Find your favorite dairy farm. Once you have gotten close break out the binuks and scope it out. There will be a smaller building where they take dead cows by front end loader. They put a layer of dead cows then a layer of cow manure in this building. It will be left to rot and make compost. Climb on top of the pile of dead cows, now just wait. Soon enough the loader will bring huge buckets of cow manure. They will bury you. In cow poop. The weight alone would crush your ribs and spine. So it would be quick, and right as the bucket begins to dump moo like a cow . Your body would become compost, bagged, shipped and sold at your local plant selling hub. People will use you as compost to grow vegetables and flowers. If your nutrients are consumed... You will forever be apart of their life. And inevitably, the filth and wretched curses on your life will be the rich inheritance of some health nut. And at this point its also true you would end up as a human turd.
07 Jun 2022	juanito	An extremely rapid decapitation. Works every time. But, if you are just going to throw your life away, come here and make me tacos, wash my dishes, and laundry. I need fresh tacos.
15 May 2022	loanshark	start recording a livestream and jump off a building. lots of internet exposure and validation!
04 May 2022	sid	rip your fucking skin off cut down to the bone stop eating always hungry always vomitting take a box cutter to your thighs
26 Apr 2022	super hero #71	Reverse ejaculation. So how this works is I have no clue. I just said some words that sounded good and you keep reading.
25 Apr 2022	shark turds float	First, acquire a razor blade. Next, find the nearest place to you that has large aquariums and have large sharks. Zoos or salt water exhibits. Go there. Find top of aquarium access. Slice little cuts all over you and jump in. Note: this should be done when facility attendance is high, preferably with multiple families present, and video recording devices already rolling.