Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
28 Mar 2006 | mad bomber | Wear a teatowel on your head run at a cop are militry pesonel yelling DIE Infidel this works well in israil, the US or other places ran by Fascist war crimials |
28 Mar 2006 | natalie | get raped, drwon your self in the toliet |
27 Mar 2006 | steven | lock your self in a room with a pit ball for a few days and the dog will eat u its a way of life |
27 Mar 2006 | zé do chinelo | throw yourself to the picos! |
26 Mar 2006 | Dalise | Go into the closet and find a nice wire hanger then wrap it really tight aroung your neck and hang yourself up. If YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. |
21 Mar 2006 | Little Timmy | The best way would be to cut your wrist and other body things and then if your still alive with your hands on you can cut off your own head. |
18 Mar 2006 | yo pimp mike | go to a gay bar and have all the gay faggots fuck you up the ass surely you are gonna catch some sort of illness and youll die a slow and painfull death!! |
15 Mar 2006 | Stacey | Write a suicide note. Put it in a Ziploc bag and shove it down your throat. Make sure you choke on it! Then when the Forensic Pathologist performs the autopsy he/she will hopefully find the note lodged in your throat.People will think you are insane. |
14 Mar 2006 | danial | walk throught the ghetto with a white sheet on and wear a swastika on your arm |
14 Mar 2006 | Screw it, Kill Me! | Turn on the pump to the swimming pool, take a deep breath and swim to the bottom, sit on top of the intake, your guts will be sucked out your ass and it will take days for all of your intestines to be cleaned from the pumping system. |
11 Mar 2006 | max.ruzo | l'ingiurgitation massive par voix rectale de petits sablés sec de mamie. |
10 Mar 2006 | NONE | The best way to kill your self is to cut your body by part and then if your still alive you can cut your head off. |
10 Mar 2006 | Paige | Hehe. Some people may say it doesn't work, but, tons of my friends have done it. What you do, is simply find a couple of bricks, or find a patio. Go to the highest point that you could possibly get to. Try and get right over the bricks or patio, and litterly throw yourself down, head first, into it. It'll break your neck, and makes a pretty picture of blood, organs, and brains all over the place. Hmm...and yet..I think we used too much red...Oh well! Still perty! =D |
04 Mar 2006 | Christian Wheightman | steal your mom's car, get some dockage line (rope) and tie one end to a telephone pole and the other end you put around your neck. Sit in the drivers seat of your mom's car and drive as fast as you can away from the terlephone pole. This will rip you head off and smash your mothers car and possibly do enough damage to take out some other people or people's possessions |
03 Mar 2006 | daddy's little girl | borrow daddy's .450m and pull the trigger real hard... careful you dont trasp your finger in the hammer it may get infected and you could die from blood poisoning... |
02 Mar 2006 | fucking a | You got me all wrong Missy. If there's anyone who's absolutley pro-suicide, it's me. If you all kill yourselves the world will be a pleasant place..... for ME! O/w i gotta do it and my life will get shittier, so do it, for me ;-). |
28 Feb 2006 | sasha | preheat a oven to 400 degrees wait for the right moment when backs are turned to crawl right in a cook up as a feast for your family!(be sure to season your self up really good first) |
27 Feb 2006 | fucking a | Get a knife and cut peices off your body and eat them, do it a bunch. Smoke some speed and tell a cop you like fucking dead babies with pitchfork's. Hang yourself using Bitter End's method, except the exact opposite. Play Dr. with a bear or crocodile. Have kids and teach them to be as stupid as you all are so they'll eventually destroy the world. Eat shit and die. |
27 Feb 2006 | Grace Bourne | Bash yor head against a metal door until you collaspe |
26 Feb 2006 | Snakeman | If your searching out for help with your suicidal tendancies, from your friends, your family or even on the net. Dont fol yourself any longer. Speaking to someone or even therapy will never change the fact that you've been hurt. Whether it be a fist, a finger or even a dick, it wasn't meant to go so deeply inside your tight little pooper. And uncle Joes big toe should have never been near your little pre pubesant genitals. Even if you pussy looked like a piece of cotton candy covering a paper cut. Suicide is a great escape from all this pain, even if it hasn't happened to you yet. Spare yourself. My pesonal favorite recomendation is to paper cut your whole body, then roll yourself down a hill of hereoin ( Ratsac can be used as cheaper alternative). This seemingly painless yet highly effective method has proved itself as a number one method time and time again amongst most of my old friends. Remember Life sometimes just aint worth it. Take the Snakeman death roll into consideration, you'll be remembered that way |
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