Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Feb 2006 emily place urself in the washing machine and proceed to ask your younger sibling/friend to turn it on by pretending its a fun new game.
17 Feb 2006 Cimey Gadelha eating icecream until..........to die!
15 Feb 2006   Take all the tasty vitamine pill not knowing it was bad.
13 Feb 2006 Ryan Giesinger. Best way to kill yourself when you're 13 is;
Swollow an un-opend can of alphagetti.
11 Feb 2006 JaniNe mangez un papillon de monarque... ou peut-être trois

butterflies
09 Feb 2006 Ben moore Sufficate yourself in a nappie preferably huggies so your parents could sue them
05 Feb 2006 Max Find a friend who is a triple black belt in Karate, and charge at him with a knife.(don't stop fighting until he kills you)
01 Feb 2006 Jo Marsh hang urself with ur school tie from ur stairs
31 Jan 2006 Sam. The best way is to volunteer to get killed by abobo, there is no sweeter way to get aboboed by abobo. Its the honourable way out. What is getting aboboed you ask? well, having a building collapse on you, having an airplane crash right on your head,, NO WHERE ELSE but on your head..being aboboed.
26 Jan 2006 kk nullifire cover your self in seal carcasses and jump into the polar bear exhibt at your local zoo goodbye
26 Jan 2006 lub i think the pills are ok because they look like candy and u can have so much fun with em.
17 Jan 2006 Sarah Jane wrap urself in bubble wrap and suffocate
16 Jan 2006 ryan hang urself wit ur dads work tie in the closet
16 Jan 2006 suicideman une bombe nucléaire portative avec un lance fourchette intégré et un réservoir de mouchoirs en papier maché trempé dans de l'acide.
13 Jan 2006 wausap listen to large doses of elevator music until you choke
19 Dec 2005 steve the biggest drug addict you will ever meet in your life. ask your parents for a chemestry set, purchase one yourself, or steal one, and mix atleast 1.5 grams of the included potassium cyanide with only water no juices then proceed to die. goodday.
19 Dec 2005 Ash Trip over your train set and strategically impale yourself with the corner of a table.
It's tragic, really.
19 Dec 2005 pcatpurrs A lot of children have lots of ideas about how to commit suicide. Like me. When I was seven I used to imagine the Most Horrible Ways to Die before going to sleep. It was my favourite fantasy. Number 1: Is being eaten by a tiger. This is easy to do and very good fun, especially if you've been read (or read) a lot of stories about tigers.

Number 2: Is being run over by a train. This is also very easy to do, tho not so much fun as the tiger, especially if you've been at a station when someone has jumped on the rails.

Number 3: I'd always fall asleep before number three. But maybe someone else can fill in
16 Dec 2005 troisplusun faire tous les cahiers de vacances en 1 semaine, sans dormir ni manger.
13 Dec 2005 patricia l'eau chaude...

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