|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|18 Apr 2018||Traveling salesman||As a traveling salesman i get sent on assignments that some times are boring, sometimes they are dangerous. But this assignment is probably going to be the death of me. I have to go to china and wear a fork costume. I give away a fork per person i speak with. The chinese are very resistant to the western culture of the fork. They are prefer chop stics. They want me to sell forks in china.|
|15 Apr 2018||101 ways to die everyday||Oh my little suicide enthusiats and hobbyists, why do you fret? Don't you know the weather is becoming more violent and deadly? Don't you know war is coming? Can you not see war brewing on a global scene? The animal rights activists will release all the animals from the zoo and bears lions and tigers will be in every major city with a zoo. The end of the world is coming. You dont need to kill yourself. If you are not burned alive by meteor showers or eaten by a tiger the cannibals will get you. Sink holes. Tsunamis. Cancer from drinking city water. Nuclear winter. Soon millions of dead human remains will be everywhere. A new sickness every few months and now dead body bacterial field. You will die sometime anyway. What's your rush?|
|13 Apr 2018||The great escape||My little fly. Buzzing on my eyelid. Watching on my wall. How i wish you would get 1000 of you friends to grab me and fly me up in the sky, carrying me far away. To my own island in the pacific. We can eat coconuts and crab everyday as we watch the tide roll in.|
|25 Mar 2018||Mortimer Jones||I have been feeling a bit peckish lately. I made my trip to the moon with my backpack rocket boosters. I have all the pictures and videos soon to be up loaded to youtube. When i re-entered earths atmosphere all of my clothes caught fire and 18 seconds later i plunged into the pacific ocean around 300 miles west of Hawaii. I broke my spine in 14 different places and my eyebrows are completely burned off. I look so funny with no eyebrows. I was rescued by a blue whale. He swam under me and pushed me to the surface and brought me here to the hospital in honolulu. I am laying in a hospital bed on the beach sipping pina coladas with a morphine drip i.v. a nurse comes every 6 hours and gives me a sponge bath and a shot. They said i can not do any fishing right now because of my broken back. I even told them the story how i saved an elephant stuck in the mud with my back broken when i was on an expedition for hunting tigers in India. They still dont want me doing any fishing. Any way my dear friends i will heal up and when i can go on another suicidal journey i will keep you posted. This is Mortimer Jones, and good night.|
|19 Mar 2018||Quincy Archabald atURservice||Download the new suicide app. You can keep track of what you did with attempts. So if you swallowed 47 xanex but forgot the dosage per pill and woke up two days later, you can look it up in your suicide app detailed log book. You can even do selfies. Link it up to your facebook, twitter, and google accounts and if your smart device has a heart rate monitor it will automaticly upload your obituary. With time and date stamp. It can even upload a goodbye selfie video to youtube with gps location included so they can find your body. The suicide app is the new modern way for someone in this busy world to stay connected. Right until the very end.|
|12 Mar 2018||black halo||In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter bitter", he answered, "But I like it because it is bitter, and because it is my heart."|
|19 Feb 2018||A traveling salesman||Just imagine if in your community there is a road called suicide lane. You could use a gps satellite navigation device and go there every day. And when you get there the gps voice says you have arrived at your destination.|
|21 Jan 2018||Universe beyond mental divergency pills. Level IV software clea||My most preciousest darlings. I want to tell you a story about the greatest day of my life. Late One evening, i was in my study drinking schnapps when all of tbe sudden my tele rang. It was a confrence call with scientist and university people and they asked me to be to keynote speaker at the stadium downtown. On the scheduled day they sent a limo. I never prepared a speach because i was feeling a little tipsy. I forgot. Anyway, there i was center field of some stadium. There was 8 microphones i didnt even know what this shindy was about. So i climbed on top of tbe podeum and farted into all the mics. The croud lept to their feet screaming my name, ballons streamers and confetti fell from the sky like snow. There were cheer leaders doing the back flips and summersaults, and flippity flops. There was even a dancing bear in a pink tutu.|
|16 Jan 2018||amara||fake smile
|15 Jan 2018||mercedes||live enough, think about how empty you are
enter this website
remember how empty your life is
does it bother you?
Yes= finish it
|02 Jan 2018||Birds in a cage||Well boys and girls the newest suicide kits are in stock now for 2018. The kit comes with, rope, razor blades, one huge dildo, a bottle of hydrochloric acid, a bottle of placebos that look like real xanex, a super hero outfit, a toy gun that is like a water gun but it shoots ketchup, and some|
|01 Jan 2018||nancy loves the bbc||Many 13 year olds could use a website like this. Just look at the facts. Most 13 year olds are still virgins unless their uncle or dad forced themselves upon that 13 year old ass. They dont even know how to mastubate properly. So this website is good for 13 year olds to learn how to kill themselves when their uncle or dad molests them. And they want to die. Because all they can think about is feeling dirty and what will they tell mom if they are pregnant?|
|01 Jan 2018||nipple queen||My 13 year old son came to this website and learned how to kill himself. It was so horrible to walk in his room and see his body laying on his bed lifeless. There was a post about tweaking your nipples. My son ripped his nipples off and bled to death. Whoever owns this website, you should have something taken from you that you can never get back. Like your nipples. Or do an art gallery with a collage of nipples to honor my son.|
|31 Dec 2017||yesuf||I am garbage.a nobody.a zero.the biggest failure youll ever see.dropped out of high school due to alcoholism. been to jail.get beat up all the time by people with friends, as I am a loner loser drug addict.went to rehab.relapsed as soon as I got out.i get beaten and mugged just because they can, they have numbers you know when am just a drunkard loner.i get drunk then pretend am confident. .but really am just shit..even shit is better than me.i even steal from my mothers purse when shes not looking.no friends.single all my life.lie to people about how cool I am when on drugs.but I can tell what they really think of me.i am the topic of gossip everywhere I go..but I know I never chose to be this way.but everyone is too judgemental to understand. I hear voices.i feel immense shame and anxiety not to mention the depression I had all my life. well fuck it though. I will end it this way. I will jump in a highway when I see a truck approaching. fuck it am done.why was I ever born?|
|30 Dec 2017||Jane||Pls hang me ...I cant do it myself ...I have tried, but too scared to do it ...I need help
..I am a suicidal girl at 12
I have a sexual arousal about hanging
I have seen alot of pictures on the net with girls hanged by suicide
most of them from India I think.
I am aroused about watching these pictures, and I want to be hanged like them. It looks cool.
I feel terribly aroused, and this will be the way to die for me.
But even I have been standin on a stool many times with a rope with slipknot around my neck, then I simply cannot take this simple step down. I dont have enough courage to do it, so I guess I need help.
is there any one out there, who will hang me?
And old man,that always have hed this fetish about hanging a young girl, just for doing it.
Write to me pls.
Im so ready for this
|26 Dec 2017||Mr. ROBOTO domo my gato||I was just sitting out on the deck minding my own business when there was a light all around me and i was tingely all over. I started going up in the air but i felt like i was on the ground. I tried to walk but i was not moving. I looked up and there was a green light that came out of this tiny hole. The green light went into my eye and my body started getting warm and i was so tired i fell asleep. I remember feeling a needle in my arm and then i woke up. I was cold and had wierd ice crystals all over me. There was a hologram of me telling me i had been frozen for 223 years. It was speaking japanese. I dont speak this language. But i understood perfectly. I was then told there was going to be a comet that would crash into earth. I asked what are we going to do to stop it. The hologram said nothing we are going to die. Then i woke up in my bed and was still puzzled about understanding japanese. Some expert at a university told me i was a samuri in a past life. I told him he was full of shit and left. But does anyone else have dreams where they know a language unkown to you in real life? Does it mean there is more to dreams than imagination? You cant imagine that.|
|30 Nov 2017||Haley Kate||Psychocinema, I think being unable to love will surely kill you.
You then become unable to love by others so tell me why would you kill yourself when you are loved by millions of these cyber flies.
|25 Nov 2017||shipshape||stOmAch In knOts
(I STOPPED EATING TO DIE)
whY ArE yOU sAd lIttlE gIrl
(I FEEL YOU IN MY SKIN)
stUck wIth thEsE thOUghts
(ALL WE WANTED WAS THE SKY)
wAdIng In pEArls
(I NEED TO BE WHOLE AGAIN)
|10 Nov 2017||You first suicide kit||Oh dear, i went and did it again. And i must ask, is your tender wet slit inflamed or are you just glad to see me?
No no im just kidding. Of course it smells like flowers. Oh dear. Please do not cry. You know how it turns me off when you cry. And you are being silly because this is the funeral of a lifetime. And you only get to have one funeral. And you know you want your lifeless corpse to be molested.
|24 Oct 2017||L-||You seem to be in a bad state of mind either right now, have been for a while, or were back when you created this site. Having mental illnesses is a very hard thing to live with for anyone who has them, or has had them in the past, but suicide is never okay. Its clear to me that you have gotten to a point where you feel like you cant go on living anymore, but I want you to know that there is always hope even in the darkest hour. There are people that can help you, people that will listen to your problems and give you on how to deal with the things your going through right now. I know just as well as you do that a strangers words arent going to make everything better instantly for you in life, but I want you to know that you are not alone.
You can call the National Suicide Prevention hotline 24/7, and every conversation is free and confidential.
I cant stand the thought of you, or anyone else going through something so painful on your own, so please try calling sometime soon, but only if you feel comfortable enough with doing so.
People arent meant to fight mental illnesses alone, so reaching out to other people for help is always a good option. If your school has a guidance councilor try to find some free time that you can put aside to talk about whats going on in your life, and maybe have a sit down with your parents in private so that you can tell them whats wrong if they dont already know about your depression.