Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
29 Jan 2000 sic Hang your self upside down by your feet, hook up a liquid type pump to many bootles of bleach and have it plugged in. Your first reaction will be to close your eyes as it sprays on to your face but after time of the burning and pain of it seeping into your eyes and your nose you will have to open your mouth to breath wherein you will digest the bleach therefore poisining yourself...
29 Jan 2000 Ace Venom Arm in the blender. (bleed to death)
29 Jan 2000 marky marc Watch stupid tv shows like power rangers etc. for 25 hours a day - so a tv set has to be in the package. And a super nintendo with martial arts games to break your fingers while playing - and learning how to beat up your parents !
29 Jan 2000 Dug Paisley Turn 14
28 Jan 2000 D&M HOLD YOUR BREATH
28 Jan 2000 Aaron apple seeds
28 Jan 2000 jude listen to Aniket
27 Jan 2000 pureNRG Climb your favorite tree with an antenna in a thunder and lightning storm. Hold the antenna up. Only then and there will you find the most shocking secrets of death.
26 Jan 2000 Chris Pretend to be an adult.
26 Jan 2000 Jose Maybe you should call a hotline or something, but jump off the roof of the high school and you should die!
26 Jan 2000 Trev, Lex +Jo Go to the local-dodgy travelling fair ground ...
Find the ride called THE CAGE (the big spinny thing that u stand in and it goes up on its side etc)...
Oook -
Go underneath the CAGE ride and pull out some wires, have some fun, be experimental - after all, its the only chance u'r gonna get...
Right. Now, get on the ride - and laugh hystericaly as you fly off - to u'r death..
BONUS - - - U GET TO TAKE OUT OTHER PPL TOOOO - - including the flash bastard that goes on upside-down..;D.
26 Jan 2000 HELLEN CHOKE ON A TELETUBBY TOY
26 Jan 2000 Joshua Shamblin Drink Liquid Drano
23 Jan 2000 Forgot Choke on a Happy Meal toy.. That way your parents can sue and pay for the funeral.
23 Jan 2000 Jillian The most painful and torturous way to kill yourself when under thirteen is one that many pre-pubescents practice daily --- listen to pop music.
23 Jan 2000 Elementropy you tell your parents that you are staying out late with a friend. tell your friend that you are going to go and meet a potential boy/girlfriend and could they cover for you for a few hours. this wil buy you some time.

now take a trip to your local target/wal-mart/whatever and pick up a pack ov razor blades, or a box knife if you can find one. it shouldn't cost much, less than two dollar and affordable for any american child. also pick up either some cough syrup or some muscle relaxers, like doan's pills or something. this might strike a checker as being a little strange, but probably not strange enough to stop you from getting any ov these items.

Go to a secluded spot that you have chosen ahead of time, somewhere that no one else goes and where no one would think to look for you for at least a while after they discover that you are gone.
Take the medicine that you got. Give it at least an hour to work before you use your razor or box knife. I don't really think that i have to explan the rest, do I?
22 Jan 2000 hdk I thought a lot about it, when I was under 13. I tried getting my head stuck in the ladder of a swimming pool, I sat on a window ledge of a 15 story building, and I set my curtain on fire.
But nothing worked, somebody always helped me. Then, when I was 12, a friend of mine sat on the ledge of her balcony, the ledge broke, and she fell about 40 m.
I'm glad I'm alive, and I now cherish this pathetic little life.
Commit suicide when you're confused, and you lock yourself in a confusing hell. Your brain is alive for 72 hours after death, which will literally seem like an eternity. And you will probably regret the moment you stopped hearing your heartbeat...
22 Jan 2000 damian Watch mtv for many, many hours and life or death will become irrelevant.
22 Jan 2000 kobi The best way to die is to live. To die is easy and boring. To live is exciting and amusing much like a game or toy that comes in a box.
22 Jan 2000 tastey Leg sex. Stick leg inside of ear now and don't tell me .... ... . . . ..

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