|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|01 Mar 2000||j||Removal of the heart as a sacrificial offering to the unnamed gods and or goddesses.
This method is of course acceptable for all virgins.
|01 Mar 2000||Andrew||Turn on your toaster, but instead of bread, insert your own wet hands.|
|01 Mar 2000||KT||Venture deep into a Slayer moshpit wearing stiletto heels|
|29 Feb 2000||sahwn||The ultimate suicide.
Sit down with the local pervert and a bottle of scotch (or cheap wine). Drink till you feel free of all your problems. Walk to the water. Dirty yourself and the pervert will rape you till you hurt. Ask for more. Run to the north beach. Run to the pier. Swim. Swim to reach the island. When you can't swim anymore, keep swimming. Never stop swimming if you make it you have no reason to kill yourself cause all that is on the island is good and pure. I have been to the island, it is good. It is what dreams are made of. If you feel like you are surrounded by a cold blue abyss you are there. If you can't feel your breath you are there. The island leaves you cold and clammy on the outside and warm on the inside. I will see you on the island
|28 Feb 2000||Derek Blackman||Mediate and focus upon the agony that is living, the misery of being, the horribly excruciating pain of existing-and there you shall eventually succumb to the most magnificently beautiful of finales; quite simply, you shall cease to exist as your soul will no longer, 'be'.|
|27 Feb 2000||Jed Early of Portland, Oregon||First, you need 3 things: a shotgun shell, a metal gas can, and a hammer. A welding torch might be good to have, too. You duct tape the gas can to the welding torch's acetylene tank, fill it up, jam the shotgun shell into the opening of the can so the end with the percussion cap sticks out a bit, and hit the cap with the hammer. hard. Repeatedly, if necessary. This should be done directly below high-tension power lines, and in extremely dry grass, if possible. Done in that manner, you will be a supreme annoyance to thousands of people at the time of your death, and probably to 3 or 4 fire departments as well. Enjoy!|
|26 Feb 2000||Psycho||to throw yourself off of a skyscraper, one that is at least 20 stories tall, so you can experience the thrill before death|
|25 Feb 2000||Farid||die waiting to become a teenager|
|25 Feb 2000||)()()()()()((e))((||Work for 40 years in the Cayman islands so you earn a tax free income, meanwhile live on the streets and own no material possesions. With the accumulated money buy large chunks of rocks from poor third world families, not corporations, then in some little village in Africa or Mexico use the rocks to build a castle without any help from labourors or workers. Make sure the castle has a parking lot on the roof and many many bedrooms. Next buy expensive machinery and computers and install throughout the castle. Finally buy a fleet of fancy cars and drive one off the parking lot on the roof while the villagers watch from a fair distance!|
|24 Feb 2000||CAsPer||I HaVe nO dOUbt AbOut uSinG a GuN
|22 Feb 2000||Martin Tedder||Suffocate yourself under your own blankets. Try to see how far you can let yourself go in a small amount of time. The, almost orgasmic state you can get yourself after you can get your almost final breath before you kill yourself is enough to keep yourself alive..............
|22 Feb 2000||Carl||With a semi-automatic weapon stolen from your parents in a classroom of your peers taking a few of those little bastards with you. All the while cranked completely sideways on your pops viagra and your moms "perscription" medicine wearing that butt ass ugly sweater that your bitch grandma sent you for your birthday 3 months late. Don't forget to pack the suicide note in your back pocket stating that your dog molested you and that you heard the voices of your parents in the back of your head actually talking to you freaking you the fuck out and your dream of being noticed and this being the only sure SHOT.|
|22 Feb 2000||Corsav||Drip blood all over your body, cut a tiny hold in your throat and mutilate your face. All this to freak people out...Then splatter pink paint everywhere in your room.
After doing all this, lay down on your bed (which will also be covered with pink paint), wearing a bright red dress. Slowly cut your wrist and just lay there till your blood is all gone.
|22 Feb 2000||Carlin Reed||Drink everything in the house you can find that has a "Mr. Yuk" sticker on it.|
|21 Feb 2000||The dude||Embarrassment|
|20 Feb 2000||Poo||52 valiums and a bottle of anti-freeze in the form of a slushy with kool-aid and sugar (nevermind the sugar, since anti-freeze is sweet). In a blender with ice....voila|
|19 Feb 2000||Padre Navidad||A poorly aimed slingshot|
|19 Feb 2000||Dusk||I suggest taking all the pills in an aspirin bottle, and swallowing them with a glass of bleach, your heart will burst to say the least|
|19 Feb 2000||Jackie||bite a barbie doll's head off and choke on the hair...|
|19 Feb 2000||Logan||The best way to kill yourself when you are 13 is to wait a few years until you are old and depressed. Then your young years will be gone. You won't be yourself any longer.|