|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|07 Dec 1999||Jane||Suicide is an intesely private and personal experience, and one must look into one's heart to find the method that reflects their personality, feelings, thoughts, and emotions in a way that is both fulfilling and meaningful. For example, if one was to simply drink poison, one would have to be comfortable with the possibility of mussy hair (due to convulsions), vomit, blood, and all of the other side-effects. One must ask oneself, "Do I want a beautiful death, or do I want to leave a death scene which will make others wretch, vomit, and/or want to commit suicide themselves?" If all of these issues are taken into account, suicide can be a positive experience for everyone involved.|
|07 Dec 1999||Scout||Playing with pappy's gun is a very quick way out, or ingesting the contents of every bottle with a keep out of the reach of children label on it... But the best has got to be the home made electric chair, you pull the chord off a lamp, and wrap it around the legs of a metal chair, then your little friend sits down... and *bzzzzt* you flip the switch.|
|07 Dec 1999||Eric||I think it would be presumptuous of me to know this answer, seeing as how I've lived for 35 years. That means I have even less experience on the subject of suicide. Maybe if you asked the successful suicide... no, I guess that wouldn't be possible. And you wouldn't really want the advice of the people who've attempted it and failed - they couldn't get it right in the first place. Besides, the young kids here in the 'States don't really need a suicide kit anymore for they've already got the shining examples of countless peers with firearms walking into schools and shooting classmates before either killing themselves or hoping to be shot by the police. It's big and splashy and dramatic, and what else could one expect from the U.S.?|
|07 Dec 1999||Sam||Well, as for 12 year old little girls, a promising dissapearing act is always the best... You want to scare the hell out of mommy and daddy, then when they find your lil ass, you will be a mess... It's as simple as some clorox bleach in your diet coke.|
|07 Dec 1999||joseph||Hey Mouchette. You're web site is cute. Kinda nice. Refreshing even. Something to look at while lifesucks.com is down. Suicide? Well, any drastic measures like starving or drowning yourself tend not to work. This is because your body will fight back and try not to die. And pills don't usually work because you won't take enough and you'll just end up in the hospital - but not dead. I would recommend shooting yourself but as you're too young, I just slash my wrists - careful, you have to slash vertically up your arm for maximum bleeding. Cutting horizontally across your wrist might not be effective enough and the blood could stop and clot. But watch out, it's gonna hurt. Myself, I'd go for the painless injection. Hope that helped. Since you're in Amersterdam why don't you just OD on extasy or something? All right, goodbye and have fun.|
|07 Dec 1999||twiggy||by eating precisely 89 paracetamol, drinking a bottle of aftershave so the alcoholic content and the pills will kill you hahahahahahahahahahahaha|
|07 Dec 1999||katrina||get a rope, find a tree with a really strong branch. Climb the tree and tie the rope around the branch. Then tie the other end around your neck and jump.|
|06 Dec 1999||thom||Believe everything your parents tell you, without questioning a bit of it!
Chew your food twenty-six times!
Do as I say; do not do as I do!
|06 Dec 1999||Neiko||I think the best way to kill yourself at age thirteen ie to throw yourself in front of a train or subway train.|
|06 Dec 1999||Jenny||well it depends on if you want it quick & painless or long & tourchurous.
quick-go get ur daddy's gun, put it in ur mouth & shoot.
long-cut yourself in various places that have major veins & let urself bleed to death.
it's fun--trust me.
|06 Dec 1999||Vincent||A simple move, nothing too painful, however great that would be... A bite, something that can be done anywhere, at any time. A tear through your tounge, the wound never closes. Swallow your blood -- hide the evidence.|
|06 Dec 1999||jake||Put a broom "between" your legs and jump off a refrigerator.|
|06 Dec 1999||Jezebel||I remember back in the day when I was 3.. actually.. I ate a bottle of tylenol..|
|06 Dec 1999||PhuckU||Please Look into the light|
|06 Dec 1999||Marty||La meilleure manière de se suicider serait sans doute un fusil de chasse... une balle dans la gorge... en effet la plupart des adultes sont résistants aux fusils et ratent leur coup dans 80% des cas, un enfant, par contre, pourrait facilement mourir sur le coup ou par la suite à cause de ses blessures.|
|06 Dec 1999||taylor||slit your wrists|
|06 Dec 1999||Julie||you can drink a whole lot of cleaning stuff|
|06 Dec 1999||kiki||-oven
-drink shoe polish
-walk in front of buses - one will work
-lay neck on train tracks
-toaster in the tub
-lick dirty things-never mind that it would just taste bad
|06 Dec 1999||Nena||Crucify yourself. Leave a note beside your body that says.. "I wanted to be like Jesus, Mommy."|
|06 Dec 1999||Corey||Take two wires and put them in an electrical outlet and hang on for a ride.|