|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|12 Dec 1999||chris||drinking household chemicals, so your insides die first. you feel all warm, and then the pain just goes away... everything turns blue, and you slip away.|
|12 Dec 1999||dan||jump off a really high cliff, that way you can enjoy a freefall and feel like flying|
|12 Dec 1999||Acuma||Alone.
Let the darkness control you mind.
Forget about your will to live, forget about thoses who care, [if there are any at all]
Let your body get cold, numb.
no thoughts. no love.
Your mind slips away, as does your last breaths.
Now just emptyness.
|12 Dec 1999||Jeana||We started life in water. End it in water.|
|12 Dec 1999||Victoria||This is a happy little suggestion for Christmas when your parents are hosting a party. This must all be done, however, when the guests and your parents are all still sober (you don't have much time). Have a bucket of water ready ahead of time. Plug in an extension cord Into a nearby outlet. Then plug in a strand of multi coloured Christmas lights. Wrap the lights around your body while humming a Christmas carol. Now, plug in another extension cord of the same length into another outlet and step into the bucket of water. Walk to the dining area with the lights on your body flashing and belt out the carol of your choice as you drop the 2nd cord into the bucket of water and put on a fireworks show.|
|12 Dec 1999||Vickie||Slit yourself open from navel to throat, stuff an aerosol can with it's nozzle taped down into your body, then light yourself on fire until you explode.|
|11 Dec 1999||sick rick||fuck a horse (if female) put c4 block up your ass (if boy)|
|11 Dec 1999||Thomas J.||You don't, cause you're too young to determine how shitty your life will be. Ask me agian when you turn 21.|
|11 Dec 1999||doug||Jane wonders "what is the best way to keep living when you're over 87?"
Dick wept as he pondered the question.
Which do you think is more difficult?
Color Jane a bright dread-red.
Color Dick a ravished chalky-blue.
|11 Dec 1999||Allison||If you don't like that much pain, you can hang yourself, but have you ever seen Harold and Maude. I suggest that you do. It has a lot of fake suicide in it.|
|11 Dec 1999||Megan||Go to school-- you'll die of boredom
Eat crayons and choke on them.
Eat Rhubarb leaves.
|11 Dec 1999||canned||pretend you are a tuna.|
|10 Dec 1999||Patrick||hang yourself with your parent's bedsheets.|
|10 Dec 1999||rkick||As a game, wait till your family is gome then suprise them.|
|10 Dec 1999||Divisia||Take candy from strangers|
|10 Dec 1999||magik milk||overdose on pills and jump off the swing set|
|10 Dec 1999||Tin Man||It is important that we seperate the different age groups when making this ultra k-rad toy.
Age 0-1: eat lead paint chips from crib
Age 1-3: Suffocate by shoving a fistful of peas in nose
Age 3-5: poisoning by eating gallons of glue and dirt.
Age 5-8: burn down barbie house with self in it.
Age 8-10: overdose on ritalin and Pez
Age 10-12: get sick with rabies from school lunch food.
Age 13: Slash wrists with glass from teacher's spectacles, after beating him up
|10 Dec 1999||matthew horton||swallow a box of upholstery tacks with the cherubic animosity of captain crunch.|
|10 Dec 1999||Master Rob||Take a nice hot bath to losen the blood flow and then break an old record in half and the edges will be sharp enough for you to stilt your wrists up the veins.|
|10 Dec 1999||john||get a gun from ur father's closet and then load it w/ bullets then shoot urself|