|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|19 May 1999||you shouldn't (period)|
|17 May 1999||Bart Simpson|
|17 May 1999||alexandre boutin||ce lancer devant un char|
|14 May 1999||fomaleon||hang yourself with a noose woven from doll hair|
|14 May 1999||Ik||Take a mixture all existing drugs in the world as your last supper. That would make a spectacular show for yourself. Enjoy the ride!|
|14 May 1999||Florence||En fait, c'est quand meme pas mal d'attendre un peu plus longtemps, juste pour voir (disons, attends 43 ans)|
|14 May 1999||Florence||attendre d'avoir 36 ans, juste pour voir ...(entre 13 et 36 ans, tu as le temps de changer d'avis 23 fois, meme si la conclusion est la meme)...|
|11 May 1999||Manuela|
|05 May 1999||bob||go to school and burn it down|
|01 May 1999||sarah||prositute yourself in a bad neigborhood|
|01 May 1999||sarah||drink gasoline with pills from mom's cabinet..... maybe a little vodka to make sure it goes through|
|27 Apr 1999||Blancka|
|21 Apr 1999||kate||i go for the time-honored wrist-slashing, with blood everywhere, and absolutely no pain killers, so you feel it all...... record it on video for the world to see, along with commentary....not that i'm advocating suicide, though (sorry, i just really had to say it.....)|
|17 Apr 1999||Tine Vanhaelemeersch||Jumping from a high bilding, minimal 15 meters high, rather more. Keep yourself as tense as possoble while you're falling. It seems to nog hurt because you 're dead as soon as you reach the grond.|
|15 Apr 1999||sara||looking at television is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13.|
|13 Apr 1999||Rose||I can only offer you the advice of how not to attempt suicide so you can learn from my mistake, mixing sleeping pills and alcohol (or any poison) does not work since the invention of stomache pumps.|
|13 Apr 1999||Helena Travail||Block the wrong entrance side of a one way street at 5 AM in a small, suburban town where cars don't start coming in until six AM. Place a large pile of eggs on the street approximately 5 ft. away from a building with at least 3 stories. Go to the top of this building, carrying six chickens, a bucket of black paint, a brush, a large white placard, and a ball of twine. Take the brush, dip it in the paint and write 'SALMONELLA KILLS' on the placard and hang it aroound your neck with the twine. Tie the chickens to yourself by tying the twine to their feet and then tying the opposite end to your various appendages, i.e. 2 on your left ankle, 2 on your right ankle, and one to either wrist. Jump off the roof directly on to the pile of eggs, effectively killing yourself. Try to land on your back and avoid landing on the chickens, which might break your fall.
Take any bath salts named something like Rainbow Happy Dreams or Joyous Life or something like that (ironical, y'know?) and draw a hot bath, pouring in all of the salts. Arrange the package where it cannot avoid being seen by the discoverer of your corpse. Step into the bath, and after soaking your hands for 10 minutes (this will cut down on the pain) cut your wrists with a razor, taking care to open the main arteries, and sedately bleed to death. If you want to be really ironic, try rigging a CD player to repeatedly play "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows"
|13 Apr 1999|
|13 Apr 1999||Pascal Girard||la pompe a biciclette|
|13 Apr 1999||MM||The essential difficulty in killing yourself when you are so young, is that there are very few pre-teen death role models to follow in the footsteps of. Nobody is interested in romanticising childhood suicide in litterature. This is probably because childhood is so often a time that people look back to romantically.
At the age of about 25-26 they die, in that they stop living. Their lives instead are spent reminiscing about the past. Eventually they stop living in that their hearts stop beating and their bodies begin to de-compose. I therefore suggest that the most surefire way of committing suicide when you are young is to allow yourself to grow old very quickly indeed, to start reminiscing about the past and then to allow failing
bodily functions to push you over the edge of physical decreptitude until you rot and your brain dribbles out of your nose.
My kit to enable a pre-teen to complete this aging process without noticing any discomfort, or having to endure long years of struggle and the hardship envolved in living to adulthood consists of the following:
1). A Panasonic "Citizen" personal hand held television, with four AA batteries.
2). Dietary supplements and an intravienous drip supplying bodily fluids.
3). A home catheterization kit and enema (to prevent the necessity of hospitalisation when the muscles become too weak to void waste.)
Using this kit, the pre-teen can live out their life in total isolation, with all their bodily and intellectual needs on drip-feed.
In a short period of time (70-80 year maximum) this method will succeed. It has never been known to fail.