|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|30 Nov 1999||Brennan Clarkson||Go to public highschool, play pokemon, and be just like everyone else.|
|30 Nov 1999||Steve||Find some people that make snuff films and if you ask really nicely they might let you have your moment of fame on the silver screen. If you are lucky you can send the videos out as stocking stuffers just in time for the holidays.|
|30 Nov 1999||Miss Elanius||Find your parents prescription pills and wine, and consume them both. But that's only if you dont have access to anything like a knife. If you have a knife, get on top of an important building, (i'd say the new years ball in america, but you're french) and slice open your abodomen, then pull out intestines, and shove them in your mouth and begin to consume them, as much as posible, before you die.|
|29 Nov 1999||phillip cannon||to swallow a bottle of tylenol, or inject an air bubble into your veins, which will make you heart explode.|
|24 Nov 1999||salva||manger beaucoup de chocolat|
|21 Nov 1999||Antony Widoff||Just go through life as normal. That should do the trick.|
|20 Nov 1999||Maddy||Well -- you could try making your own noose... Or how about a simple guillotine? You could make something creative with popsicle sticks and tin foil.
Are you mechanically inclined? What about some kind of elaborate contraption involving electricity?
Or maybe, now that you are 13... you are onto something
new.... like life?
|17 Nov 1999||Hanna Perttula||It's scientifically proven that a baby can starve itself to death if it loses its mother under the age of 22 months. So I think that if you want to commit suicide the sooner you do it the better. There's no need to hesitate.
Starve yourself to death right after you have born.
|15 Nov 1999||james newton||i once licked the end of a plug from my old spectrum computer. Luckily it went through the transformer first. Otherwise that could have been it|
|15 Nov 1999||jennifer||what do you expect to get out of 'pretending' to kill yourself and why do you think that would be different at an age under 13?|
|15 Nov 1999||Death||Easy. Make a web site like this one. Takes too long, you think, before you die? Guess again. You're already dead, in case you haven't noticed. You don't need a sui-kit anymore, Mouchette. It would be redundant.|
|14 Nov 1999||Guinevere||I think some people missed your point? You are asking for toys to pretend suicide?
The box would have to be very beautiful itself... something medieval looking, with silver and intricate details... there could be bottles of poison, beautiful coloured poisonous insects (I guess like black widow spiders) and a variety of fantastic, jewelled swords and knives.
You could perhaps hold the spider up to your neck, while lying in a boat (a simple canoe) wearing a long, flowing white dress and hair undone... and float, all the way down the river, in a misty beautiful land.
|11 Nov 1999||Gary Payton but they call me tha glove <|
|11 Nov 1999||Alli-kinners||I would think my life were over when I was just 13, then now... I am older and wiser, I would have to say, to kill myself, take a large knife, cut out my heart like the indians did to the spanish settlers, and then send it to my ex-love for v-day.|
|10 Nov 1999||smackho||Provoke a rabid squirrel or a guido in a cheesey new york city club by hitting on his hoochie girlfriend in black spandex pants and when he comes after you with a baseball bat, provoke him more by running circles around him making him dizzy and convincingly telling him "I'm a Bunny Rabbit" while jumping up and down and making bunny ears on your head, eventually you will get tired, and sick of the bunny routine and you know those guidos, they have stamina cause they can dance all night baby, yeah.....|
|10 Nov 1999||smackho||hang yourself with a backpack on an amtrak train while in your seat, still sitting down|
|10 Nov 1999||Steve||Mix toothpaste and pasta (the storebought kind, not homeade). Bon appetit!|
|07 Nov 1999||Steve||Run trough the ghetto naked with nigger written all over you body in marker saying you're part of a white supremmis group waving an unloaded pistol (optional).|
|07 Nov 1999||Steve||Try to rape an underfed pitbull.|
|06 Nov 1999||FUCK YOU||SMOKE CRACK UNTILL YOU OVERDOSE.|