|Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.|
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
|05 Apr 2000||John||Surrender yourself to devil worship, and hope the dark lord will accept your body in a violent way.|
|05 Apr 2000||Dan||By putting you art and soul into the sterile computer network that is the internet. After your art has all gone, do you still live?|
|05 Apr 2000||Chris||Take lots of ibuprofen. About 30 tablets of 200mg each. The ibuprofen will not kill you, but it will give you the whole excitement of being taken to hospital.. getting fed liquid charcoal (which tastes nice) and generally getting the whole near-death experience with none of the pain.|
|05 Apr 2000||jason||running w/ scissors|
|05 Apr 2000||dwyer||well, the easiest way to kill yourself when you're 13 is wait until you live to about 75-85, when time machines are invented (guessing they may be), then, buy a trip, travel back to when you were 13, and if by then you've lived an entire lifetime thinking about how worthless your life was and will be, then it should be no problem to stab yourself in the back. And if you've lived a life with even one happy moment over the age of 13, then death will come peacefully in the night.|
|05 Apr 2000||Valerie||My friend just commited suicide last week and she was only 16. The pain left here with her friends and family are indescribeable.. please, just pray for strength when you feel lost and hopeless. Killing yourself won't solve anything. You are too precious and too loved to cheat everyone out of their time with you.. God bless.|
|05 Apr 2000||kirk||Run in front of a bus, truck, or automobile. Time it so they have little chance to stop before they crush your little body to blood and gore, with incredible pain shooting your tiny eyes out of your skull as the blood pressure of supporting a MACK TRUCK with your LIVER sprays blood out every orifice, as EVERY BLOOD VESSEL ruptures from a blood pressure exceeding 1000psi momentarily. Think it feels good? Ever hear of someone wanting to do it again?|
|05 Apr 2000||chai420||Steal a pack of cigarrettes and boil the whole pack in water until there is only one drop left. Then, put this drop in a drink and the nicotine will give you a heart attack. Hope this helps out. No one will ever suspect this considering nicotine is not something that is abnormal considering all the people that smoke(i.e. second hand smoke)|
|04 Apr 2000||swindlersfist||Playground antics turn deadly when daddy's gun's brought to school.|
|04 Apr 2000||Igor||Run in the hands of bambi molester.|
|03 Apr 2000||tammuz_lo||carbon monoxide. painless. you just gotta remember to get a *good* nights sleep when you leave that cheap gas heater on in your horrible little room in the motion between childhood and adulthood.
if you wake up and you are not dead, you are almost definitely severely brain damaged and have to be dressed and fed for the rest of your life until you die.
the moral: be prepared. run around or play ball or something before you kill yourself.
|03 Apr 2000||steve||be too good.|
|02 Apr 2000||alex||licking a light socket|
|02 Apr 2000||doug sims||choke yourself by eating about 3-4 boxes of twinkies|
|01 Apr 2000||Mr. Noodlez||Go upstairs into your dads bedroom and get his stash of heroin, then of course you blend it up in your nestle Quik an chug that shit down as fast as you can. Imagine the pain and suffering you would leave in the world behind you. After all, that's the whole purpose right?|
|31 Mar 2000||Kuang Grade||OK, so
1.Get food and drink for approx. a week, a cd player, big can of black paint, plenty CDs from Nirvana, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy and any other bands of that kind you can imagine and a HUGE knife.
2.Close yourself in a small room with heavy metal door and no windows.
3.Paint the walls pure black.
4.Turn off the light (if there's any).
5.Lie on the ground and insert randomly selected CD.
6.If you're not already dead, repeat number 5.
It'll be difficult to supply this in a box, but I think that your imagination will come with a more-portable variation:)
|31 Mar 2000||sean||The best way to kill yourself and the most funest would be to get a long needle (doctors type) stick it into your temple and jab really hard. From there a quick suck and your brains come out. Walla!!! Come here crows?!?!?!|
|30 Mar 2000||Krystal||The best way to kill your self is to either cut your own wrist or take your parents pills and overdose.. Or you can hang yourself.. or just ask someone else to do it for you..! Belive me I have tryed them all.. But someone was always there to help me..out of it|
|28 Mar 2000||vesalius||Speaking from personal experience, when I was 11 and I killed myself, I used razor blades. It's the only way to go darling. And don't just stop with the wrists... be lavish, slash everything, get your blood on as much as possible. You don't want people to forget you when you're gone and this is the last time they're going to see you. Wearing my mother's clothing for the process made her especially proud of me... Yes I still remember my first suicide fondly.|
|28 Mar 2000||Dionysus Straynger||Go to the top of a tall building, cover your-self in gasoline (or any other flammable liquid), light your-self on fire, and jump off. When you hit bottom you will burst into little flaming pieces.|